🔥🌳 THIS WORKS! Gruul Ramp | Mythic Top 500 | ONE Standard  

Technically this sample size would get thrown out. So it would be… not a sample size

Watching you destroy the mono black decks with the tiring 1, 2, 3 mana creature curve was just the best. Loved it!

"You can't hold down us Phyrexian Planeswalkers. We have too much text."

I literally died when you said „you cant hold down us phyrexian planeswalkers. We have too much text“😂

This deck is $420.79 on Card kingdom using basic arts. So close.

Eventually CGB will realize how Trample works with Obliterator. I long for that day

Always gives me a big dumb grin when CGB's secret inner Timmy comes out to play.

Easily my favorite deck I've seen you play in a while!

Loved that first mono black beating. So tired of seeing swamps in every single game.

Thanks for posting this vid! This deck got me a lot of wins today because i was killing opponents playing this deck. I would feel pretty bad about anyone who blew mythics on cards they will mostly never cast in Bo1 meta unless they are using Fight Rigging in a different deck.

"You can't beat us Phyrexian Planeswalkers, we have too much text!" so true

I'm happy CGB is back making standard videos. I know what deck I'll be playing against on ladder all day 😁.

27:35 CGB and not understanding how trample works with phyrexian obliterator; name a more iconic duo. Jkjk but it has been two videos in a row 😂

Christmas has come early today Timmy

love that cgb beat the top 100 vanilla black ladder climb deck in the first match.

Such fun games to watch. You can almost hear the opponents’ consternation.

Really enjoyed this one. Miss the old big green creature decks

I don't know if I've ever seen a more "me" deck before... Ramp into big creatures, AND there's infect? My inner Timmy can no longer be contained... Only compleated...

Game 1 I was thinking to myself with that 1 awaken the woods in hand... if he rips Nissa off the top that's game over.... and there it is... bless you shuffler. Bless you.

Really fun list, thank you for making it. Played it a bunch and I'm not sure what its good match ups are though, went about 50% win rate with it. When it works, it can definitely overrun a wide variety of decks fast if you're running hot. There were very few lists where a resolved Nissa could be stopped, really the all star of the list. She can single handedly win games if they can't immediately kill her. And a turn 5 Rex was often just a win because the ward couldn't be paid in time. Unfortunately, it's in an awkward spot in the meta game where you need a lot of things to go right with minimal disruption or drawing perfect since it really doesn't have a way to draw outside the fables. The decks I most consistently beat were superfriends decks because they lacked the ability to really stop your deck and just played to the board worse. Black based decks killed my dorks very consistently the ramp has trouble taking off, or invoke despairs just being a huge swing if they tag a fable and planeswalker. Sheoldred or Phyrexian Obliterator just had no game against. Most often died to card advantage, bank busters and invoke despairs just burying you. Rakdos similarly a nightmare match up, they kill everything that hits the board and grind out the win unless you can overwhelm their early resources. Mono red is a very tough match up, a mechanized infantry can just be game over and since many of the lower curve creatures have 3 or less toughness, they eat lightning strikes. Or you spend turn 3 casting awaken the woods to die on the crack back or lose all the forests you just made blocking. Blue white based control just brutal unless you had the Rex or a resolved Nissa. Wandering emperors and board wipes, tough to beat again unless you had the Rex or Nissa. And if soldiers gets ahead of you and they land some brutal cathars you can just be run over. Weirdly one deck that was almost an auto loss was big white decks if they played Phyrexian Vindicator and board wipes. Phyrexian Vindicator is just a hard blow out to this deck as all the removal is damage based. Only way around it is going wide then Nissa ulting into a huge strike as your best creature will do no damage and then often kill itself or something else you value, allowing the vindicator to 2 for 1 you. I was thinking about how to make it better against the bad match ups, and it definitely needs some more game against spot removal and 3 damage spells. Topiary Stomper and awaken the woods are a great combo using the token lands to make it into a blocker or attacker while ramping real lands. If they kill the Stomper, not a huge deal as you get the land permanently and has a lot of upside as a 4 toughness wall. Maybe some more land based ramp to really lean into not being as vulnerable to getting your board blown up. Thirsting roots isn't a bad option since this deck often does nothing on turn 1. Grabbing a land is a good way to start the game and the proliferate isn't nothing with the amount of counters the deck has. And land based ramp would make Nissa's Ult more consistently a win, it can sometimes be very ineffective if you don't draw your basics or get off an awaken the woods. Also was thinking about Defiler of Vigor. It does a lot of things this decks wants. 5 mana 6/6, so a wall against aggro decks you can effectively ramp to. Casting green permanents which is almost all your deck pumps your dorks out of range of damage based removal and into effective blockers and attackers. The ability to turn green mana symbols into phyrexian mana is a pseudo ramp effect if you have the life to spare. Dodges cut down. Not great against other spot removal and counters, but otherwise could fill a role. Worth thinking about maybe putting in some amount of Cityscape levelers to go after phyrexian vindicators, obliterators, and Atraxas which are otherwise very tough to beat. Maybe going down 1 titan and rex for 2 cityscape levelers. I also tried this with green sun's twilight, and if you can cast that for 5 or more early that can just be lights out if you land your top end plus a land. But it doesn't hit enough at that range, I think if you went that way you'd have to increase the creature density at the expense of the fables, planeswalkers, or the Careful Cultivations so that you are consistently hitting something game ending. This deck is also a good candidate for chaotic transformation. Turn treasure into Cityscape Leveler, Luuka into Nissa, one saga into another, regular lands into creature lands, dorks into Titan of Industry or the Rex. Maybe not better as a deck, but for sure a wild ride if it hits.

So I saw your stream of this deck and really wanted to try it out. So far I’m 1-4, most all losses against Blue Black/white control. Pretty much everything gets countered or board wiped. Matchmaker loves me❤

What a satisfying deck. I may make this one on paper for fridays.

What a fun deck, this is what MtG is all about.

Red Green Machine. Love it

Awsome deck though Phyrexian Obliterator has yo be its kryptoniie!

Oh man, CGB's comedic timing game was in top form today. 23:14 "I don't think they have another Farewell." 31:29 "See, where's your removal spell now...never mind." 🤣🤣 Also, the obligatory "missed lethal" alert. Technically you didn't "miss" lethal (technically correct, hey how about that 😁), but tapping the 1/1 token at 23:06 instead of the Scrapgorger for the one mana would have cost you lethal if they'd had removal there.

Hypothetical Viewer: That's the worst sample size I've ever heard of. CGB: But you have heard of it.

Hey CGB regarding ur Emry - Paradox Engine historic Brawl Deck four weeks ago i ve got an advice, if u wanna go over the top. Just add Encroaching Mycosynth. So all Nonland Permanents on the board, in ur Deck and graveyard are artifacts in addition to their other Types. So u can fetch every permanent u want with Emry.

Do this exactly except......make it mono green. Put in Gwenna for mid ramp instead of mirror breaker. Some Gala greeters and Azusa's Journey's for faster early ramp than mana dorks. (Keep the awakens) And of course remove the Planeswalker. Now you have a lower to the ground style green ramp that is less dependent on creature board state for mana. I also use Titiana's command and Zopandrel for a better bomb than just 1 huge creature. It's a more robust finishing style. Many games I am swinging for 40+ damage on turn 6 as my first attack.

I lost it when that depopulate dropped 😂 technically you called it

9:31 he calls out invoke despair before his opponent plays it, this guy is so obsessed with winning I actually believe he's a hacker now.

Went 8-2 with this in Mythic! Hope that adds a bit to your sample size.

thanks for the great explanation very in depth about the deck building

Love how every monoblack deck just curves out to perfection like twice

lmao.."it is not a not sample size........" love it

ahhh. the temptation is strong to use all the mythic wildcards!

that nissa toke reminds me an allien from a movie i saw when i was young, i dont even remember the name

Congrats on hitting 170k subs! I seem to recall a promise of an obscene pile featuring the great Jinny-G when you hit 169,420….

Hope to see you at Magic con tomorrow!

Big beasts and planeswalkers! nice!

this is the kind of monsters i like to see 😁

Oh, this video is the reason I keep seeing this in my MTGA matches now... I was wondering what was going on. Sadly for me I'm too poor to afford 18 mythics so just play cheap Red decks that all tend to run End the Festivities and/or Vampires' Vengence to clean up soldier and toxic decks. Luckily they work just as well at eating up swarms of mana dorks. 🤣 "You cant hold down us phyrexian planeswalkers. We have too much text!" But if I could afford these cards I'd play this just for that.

Played this deck and put a careful cultivation on a Lukka token😂😂😂😂.

Finally a fun deck ! Even with an obliterator 2 toxic dinosaur will help 😉

This deck and Mi Junddies are my favorite so far

This Dorky McTitanrex Face Deck is so good and so much fun

It's a relief to see you play a real deck! X

"Soldiers with Koth is a disgrace" >plays Gruul with Jace

I run mono black and I saw this deck pop up a few times and obliterated it. Cut down wolves most of the problems with obliterator

Stayed for the intro and till the end

I'm so old school MTG that to me a Timmy is a creature that taps to do one damage to a target. So named because of Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python Holy Grail.

My mythic crafts seeing this decklist 👁👁

BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

Queued this up. Dropped a Titan on T4, T5 minus'd Lukka to kill two Planeswalkers and their token and hit them for 14. Seems decent.

Now this is a deck I can get behind....Gruul stompy and infect.....yes please

The awaken the woods and nissa combo is legit.

Jank does not mean trash Jank = fun

Best timmy performance in years ✅

dope deck

Titans & Dinos and Nissas, oh my!

You seemed to have a lot of fun playing this timmy deck.

There's no way this is better then my mono green ramp with green suns twilight and that barely maintains 90% mythic. Though the planeswalker adds some interaction, losing all your ramp to sweeper and no board presence is a huge blind side. Land ramp creatures at least leave the land behind and splashing a couple non creature enchantments for card draw etc keeps it running and green sun twilight hits your big baddies without lucky draws.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

It's not every day you see someone with a seven loyalty Nissa... and zero forests in play.

Love it. Crazy evil, even though it’s not black. 😈

ja watching you cast invoke and die xDD pretty funny

at 20:24 you could've cast the Nissa if you paid the life

With the mirror breaker ban, what have you guys been replacing it with to stay competitive in standard?

I actually wish cgb played some jank he knew only works sometimes. I trust 100% every deck cgb showcases, after watching his final verdict at the end of the video.

Fun games, interesting deck!

6:24 dork inna dork dork

Man this is why I watch CGB this deck would cost an arm “😂

At 30:30, Evolved sleeper with deathtouch doesnt take out the Rex completely? Trample doesnt work with deathtouch I believe.

13:25 we have too much text, lol

Gruul Obliterator ... 😳

Idk how the deck would work, but I’d say it has to be built just for the name: Wrenn and Stompy. It’s a stompy deck with Wrenn and Seven. Wrenn and Stompy.

(Bolt)Cut-down all (birds)mana dorks

Says he has no interaction but his creatures are constant interaction haha

Deck should be Gruul Mythic Wildcards

Low key fun as heck

Need a green version of this with all of the praetors in it with of course, our Lord Jinny G. Each guild combo or all of them I guess could work. Hope you arrive safely on that colorful bridge soon.

REX GON' GIVE IT TO YA

Wait, attacking with 8/8 trample only deals 5 if they block.

I love me some 7 drop tribal

Awesome!

0:24 hey wait a minute, there’s no [[Walking Scyscraper]] in this list >:(

would the 1 mana treasure dog be good in this deck?

Another banger!

Why ramp into big creatures when you can just slam them at your upkeep with the prismatic bridge? I guess if you're dead set on ramping you could add Jin gitaxias to double your ramp spells.

What card replacing the fable

Why wouldn't this have transformation?

is this the most expensive deck covert has build? it looks like almost all cards are mythic

cgb playing jank?! I can't believe it.

Jesus that's a lot of mythic wild cards. But it looks awesome lol. Oh how I wish I could conscience spending more money on this game, but alas

I wonder how a little bit of haste might work in this deck... I figure it could be really nice with Awaken the Woods or other mana generation, maybe with the Titan of Industry when it drops, I'm just not sure how it would fit in the curve.

Finally a deck for us whales who spend $300 a month on arena!

Stomp Stomp!!!!!

I have a similar deck. Yours is probably better though

Cgb is it crazy that I bought this deck?

prismaric bridge when?!