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BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Billy bought a horse from a farmer for $250... | Funny Daily Jokes
👇 THE JOKE 👇
A young man named Billy, bought a horse from a farmer for $250...
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Billy the following day.
The next day though, the farmer turned up at Billy’s house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died."
Billy replied, "That's okay, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Sorry, I can’t do that, I went and spent it already."
Billy then said, "Okay, then just bring me the dead horse."
The farmer was surprised and asked Billy, "Why, what 'ya gonna do with him?"
Billy replied, "I’m going to raffle him off."
The farmer laughed and said, "You can’t raffle off a dead horse!... "
"Who’d buy a ticket?"
Billy answered, "Sure I can, just watch me... "
"I just won’t tell anybody the horse is dead."
A month later, the farmer met up with Billy again and asked, "What happened with that dead horse in the end, did you raffle him off?"
Billy said, "I sure did, I sold 500 tickets at $5 a piece."
The farmer asked, "Didn’t anyone complain?"
Billy smiled and said, "Just the guy who won... "
"So I gave him his $5 back."
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@loljokes 2 года назад

👉 Know of a good joke? Share it in the comments!

@ronsbrat525 Год назад

OMG!!!🤣🤣🤣

@phuturelee3420 2 года назад

Man walks into a bar...and ended up in the hospital with a concussion.

@loljokes 2 года назад

😂👍

@Mandalore06 Год назад

No, he ends up in a strange bed with a woman he doesn't know with hair in his teeth and a stonking great headache.

@piratepete4322 Год назад

Horse walks into a bar. Barman says “why the long face, Jacinta”.

@KingSausage74 2 года назад

Damn that was smart.

@jamesward9382 2 года назад

That was a good joke.

@loljokes 2 года назад

Thank you! 😀

@MyWayWendy 2 года назад

Smart joke, a plot with a twist..

@loljokes 2 года назад

Thank you for the comment!

@buddric5672 2 года назад

Good Joke! I always knew that Billy would go far in life!

@loljokes 2 года назад

😂

@davidashton2361 Год назад

Very clever joke.👍

@loljokes Год назад

Thanks David 😀

@paparoysworkshop Год назад

Tomorrow I'm off to buy a dead horse... I'll let you know how it goes. 😛

@loljokes Год назад

Tell Billy I said hi... 😂

@Mandalore06 Год назад

I feel like there must be a law to take the fun out of this.

@lindagates9150 Год назад

Billy certainly had some ethics and was marginally better than the farmer not by much though LOL 😂 who cares if the farmer spent the money I am having a little old lady moment but I will restrain myself I don’t want to be an angry Linda…adniL here deep breath’s okay I am back to normal…well as normal as it’s going to be now where was I …darn it a seniors moment is that the same as a little old lady moment 😮IDK😢well I will see if I can find a mood booster see you later 😽😸😻

@loljokes Год назад

Yes, don't be an angry Linda! 😂

@alanseymour1252 Год назад

Sick.

@mecho68 2 года назад

An ant was going down the road, and she meets the cricket. The cricket has the thing bandaged, and she asks him :" Why cricket, must have been a hell of a party!". The cricket answer: "Not really, I was coming from the bar and a saw a small light glittering in the dark, I thought that must be my lady friend madam firefly and I jump and I had a surprise, it was a cigarette but!"

@RN1441 Год назад

Fraud and conspiracy are funny

@spikebrannigan 2 года назад

Q) How many skyscraper-sized giant kaiju does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) Only 2...but the REAL question is, where the Hell are you gonna find a light bulb big enough for 2 skyscraper-sized giant kaiju to climb into and screw?

@cslloyd1 Год назад

So Billy is a con artist.

@satsumamoon Год назад

The farmer is a nasty piece of work. He sold a dead horse to a teenager and then refused to return his money. Billy recouped his losses whilst indulging a few gamblers. The guy who won the gamble got his money back . No different from ebay when you win something for a silly price and the seller gets away with not sending it.

@k3ose455 Год назад

I don’t know how but I don’t get it

@loljokes Год назад

Billy made $2,500 - $5 = $2,495 raffling off a dead horse... 😂

@k3ose455 Год назад

Ohhh

@k3ose455 Год назад

Thats cheating

@walterbriggs272 2 года назад

2 Cajuns we’re both using the same mule to plow their fields. They decided he was such a good mule, they wanted build a shed for the mule to relax after work. They build the shed, with a nice roof and a door for the mule to walk into the shed. When they brought the mule to the shed, they notice his ears were too long, and the mule would backup when his ears touched the door. They decide they have to trim the mule’s ears so he can go under the door. Bout that time one of their nephews walk up and says,” just dig a hole so the mule can pass through.” Then he left. After the nephew was gone, they look at each other, and say, you know he’s a good boy, been to ag school, but anybody knows you don’t have to dig a hole to trim a mule’s ears!

@loljokes 2 года назад

Funny! 😂

@dumymariposa6795 Год назад

Would have been even funnier If that dug the hole and use it to lower the mule in order to reach it's ears. But then again, i guess that's the joke.

@joeschmo622 Год назад

Ohhhh, but it still cost him 5bux in the end! He should've sold 501 tickets!

@Barreloffish Год назад

No, he bought the dead horse for $250 He sold 500 tickets for $5 each, comes a total of $2,500 He refunds the $5 So, 2,500 - 250 - 5 = 2,245 In the end, he profitted $2,245

@joeschmo622 Год назад

@@Barreloffish Yeah, I read that completely wrong. I have *no* idea what I was thinking. 🤡💩