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Hostage conditions have been vastly improved

even Shakespeare's couldn't come up with a better title

Weah completed 0/0 passes, 0/3 duels and 1 touch (dispossessed) before being sent off. Iconic

TITLE of the video says it all….

When brazil tied costa rica he nearly exploded, when I saw Panama beating the USA the first thing I thought was what will zealand say? haha

I appreciate people make mistakes but it was really funny to see 24 year old Tim Weah say I’ve learned I shouldn’t forearm people in the head in the future.

It's Joher , it's Jover , it's Over it's..Rover, best driving experience on the road

Between this match and the debate last night, this was not a good Thursday as an American.

As an Englishman, hearing Greg Berhalter speak is like seeing the real life personification of Ted Lasso. He seems utterly clueless. It's like he's only just discovered what 'Soccer' is about a week ago, and now he's trying to blag that he has any knowledge of the sport because someone dropped him into a management position he's not equipped to deal with.

Something Americans need to learn - you are never too big to be beaten by a smaller team. Hard work beats talent where talent doesn't work hard.

I saw this coming after only beating Bolivia 2-0 on home soil. Paraguay is the only team in the last 3 years to not beat Bolivia by at least 3 goals when playing a competitive fixture on home soil, having won 1-0 last October in WC qualifiers. The time before that was Uruguay winning 4-2 in September 2021. Bolivia are horrifically bad away.

Dear Zealand captors: Please give him a newspaper dated from today for him to hold so we know he is still alive and this wasnt recorded three months ago. For those who wonder how he was able to correctly discuss the match, they had him record it 50 times with every possible permutation of the match.

In Argentina Carlos Bianchi once said that without inteligent players you can`t win. What Weah did was so dumb, usa was on path to win this game 3-0. Amazing how that can cost you elimination.

That title is what generations of students will write 100s of essays about, it is a work of art, signifying the true pain that this young man feels in a single, little punctuation mark

Reality show idea. Lets put southgate and berhalter together on a deserted island and record them trying to survive. Ratings gold mine

Wow, the US might actually get grouped.

USMNT managing to disappoint without any expectations is an achievement in itself

I blame Timothy Weah and only Timothy Weah for this result. His boneheaded decision got us grouped.

Real Salt Lake legend Kyle Beckerman mentioned

You are not watching enough Concacaf if you do not think that USA and Mexico are currently on the same step, half a step below Panama and then a mile below the rest of Concacaf.

Panama whooped Costa Rica 6-1 in Copa America qualifiers. Panama is not the worst CONCACAF team in this tournament

When you laughed about Iceland Zealand. Well, life comes at you fast.

Undermentioned in general by people is the insane 4 minutes of final stoppage time, when both teams were at 10 men.

After that result, Zealand goes with the backwards baseball cap and a stache with zero beard look, trying his darndest to look as Murican as possible? This is all sorts of confusing!

8:18 sorry, but the Gareth Southgate tactic is to draw games, not lose. To be fair, the Gareth Southgate tactic against Panama is to blow them away 6-1, not lose 2-1.

"In my defense it's still functioning better than the US national team" You set the bar too low, my dude.

I’m English , I’m glad we can share the woes of our team😂

Panama vs Bolivia about to be a fist fight

The USMNT is the CONCACAF equivalent of a 3 year old with how many times I've seen them choking with small objects

6 years with Gregg... 6 Years

PANAMA CANAL CLASSICO WAS LIT THO 🔥 🔥🔥

At this point, Zealand could manage the USMNT better than Greg Potential-Halter.

The american messi attempting 15 passes and completing only 60% of them as the teams main creative player is probably something to look into idk

panama doesn’t have great players but a lot of their players DO have european experience

how could you ever think the usa is better than Colombia or Uruguay

How can you still believe the US is the 3rd best team in the tournament, but have almost no faith on beating Uruguay

3rd best ? Maybe 5th with indulgence

Zealand when his angry,he sounds like different person.

It's gonna help us in the long term if it finally gets Greggggggggg fired. He should've been gone after the World Cup and it's inexcusable that he was brought back after that debacle, but better late than never. Of course, the most obvious candidate to replace him is already coaching a CONCACAF rival, which is another inexcusable failure by the USSF, but honestly I don't even really care who we hire. It can't be worse than this. Berhalter had no business coaching the national team in the first place, and he certainly had no business sticking around after his first cycle where he did *nothing* to prove he deserved the job. Congratulations, USSF, you played yourself.

Marcelo bielsa doing leeds proud by grouping Tyler Adams and weston McKennie. Rats

Looks like the us and england team share the same problem, and its not at the field... its on the bench...

Shoutout to Christiansen. A decent performance vs Uruguay and a win vs Gregg’s horrible tactics, CHRISTIANSEN TOP 3 MANAGER IN CONCACAF BTW, NO ONE WILL SAY IT, BUT HE IS!!!

I'm just here for the Schadenfreude..

ARE YOU HELD HOSTAGE

Waiting for Zealand to realize there are 6 concacaf teams and not 5. Also Panama has given the US trouble in the past, for whatever reason they are just good at taking the fight to them in particular.

As a coventry fan im mortified to see Haji Wright on the bench. A premier Leage standard player thats proved it in the FA Cup run. Hes better than Balogun and Weir. He'd be the answer to a lot of your problems.

First, McKennie even mentioned before the game that they have to be careful because they all knew how this ref operates. Second, Berhalter made a decision to play for the draw, and when you make that decision down a man, you better be 100% sure you have the right team on the field to do it. But he took off Adams, and put in CCV who looked lost out there, and these 3 CB’s have probably never played as a back 5 together before… he kept Scally in when he looked gassed and Musah didn’t even see the field. This game was so ABYSMALLY managed. You have to prepare the team for the type of game that it’s going to be. We all knew they were going to try to bait us into making a stupid mistake. We played right into their hands. This is a MANAGEMENT failure.

To be fair if they beat Uruguay this game will be immidiately forgotten. This is football heritage

Poor Zealander

Hello, politicians. If you're reading this, then you have great taste in RU-vid productions. My name is Nicholas Tricarico, and I would like to speak on behalf of all viewers of this channel, as well as all fans of the USMNT that this election season, consider who is truly making us suffer. Yes, issues such as the economy, education, the Israeli-Palestinian war, and many more are very important, but more so than that, we have a Benedict Arnold in our midst, and his name is Gregg Matthew Berhalter. If you decide to pursue serious charges of treason against this man, I am sure you will get a lot of support from people who care about this issue, including mine. Thank you, and good luck to all.

Zealand thinks the USA is better than either, Brazil, Argentina or Uruguay. Pick any and you're wrong. Losing to Panama is hilarious

feels good to be a canadian

saw the result and instantly knew this would be a banger of a vid

this is literally the American version of A Mark Goldbridge video when he talks about southgate. I love it.

from a Scot: oh how the table turns table turned

Guys its joever in the debate and it the us national team 😅

Alternative title:- !

Never thought I would hear my country of Suriname 🇸🇷 being mentioned in this video.

Straight red after 18 minutes is insane.

I said a week ago, in your first Copa America video. USA might not get out of group, definitely won’t make it past quarterfinals. Uruguay to win it all. Feeling good about that prediction 😂

I never understand teams who underestimate their opponents and the physicality of games. I mean, I'm from Southeast Asia and Vietnam plays exactly like Panama; dirty and constantly making the game uncomfortable for their opponents. I remember Blas Perez; a player I hated because he played so dirty but also admired because he gave it all for his team.

DOT 😭

I can see that the cartel now provides shaving tools and yellow baseball caps for their hostages

As a brit looking at you Zealand all I can think of is the meme of the guys with rope around them "First time?"

US fans need to understand that, besides there are CONCACAF teams, Copa America is a South American tournament, and you should play like that. Thats whats Panamá did, and thats why teams like USA and Brazil (which both have plenty of talent playing in Europe) have hard times against CONMEBOL national teams. I hate using this term but...man-up! Thats why teams like Argentina, Uruguay and Colombia are succeeding; they have "european talent" but they know when to show their teeth and be ready to battle. And in Copa America you play under Southamerican rules. Dont like it and seems unfair? You may be right, but get used it, as everyone on SA have to.

Shout out the Lebron James of Soccer

the joy of football the better doesnt always win

panama played so well and once they conceeded the goal they just got there shit together and put up a great performance wave of pressure after wave untill they got the goal i wished carasscilla hadn't got himself sent off as well very unnecessarily

England fan here because misery loves company. Love your videos mate.

I told you in the comments of your Copa America prediction. If the US was to be in Conmebol, it'd be at the level of Bolivia or Venezuela, and wouldn't even make worlds. The favourites of this cup are, in order, Uruguay and Argentina, then Colombia and Brazil, and the rest of the teams are so far down those that they're not even worth considering.

2014 vibes

when you said USMNT is the 3rd best in the copa 2024, you forgot to put Berhalter into equation

As a Scot, I hope you can know understand our pain having just been knocked out

The US could still have a chance, Uruguay are sitting on 6 points with a +7 GD, they might rotate the squad a little

Between this and the presidential debate the US is in an absolute shambles.

On the positive side, this next match is a win win for us. Either we win against Uruguay (which would be epic) and get out of the group or we lose get grouped and FINALLY get rid of Berhalter!! I'm actually quite excited about this match against Uruguay.

I’ve never actually seen Zealand this angry man 😭😭

Congratulations C. Blackman 🎉 Slovan🩵🩵🩵

Timothy better not let me find him…😤

This is just another negative reflection on Greg’s tenure as the head coach. You’re spot on. It feels like almost every major tournament is mired in some controversy and players loosing their head. The man is not leader. His PR skills are abysmal. He’s lucky to be in the job in the first place. If the US is actually going to start taking football seriously he needs to go. 2026 is the most important tournament I can remember in Decades. If we come out flat when the lights are brightest AGAIN, like we always do under greg, it will set us back years again. We need Pulisic and Adams on kids walls not Mahomes and Kelce. I’m not sure we ever get there if we don’t bring in someone more serious.

Zealand giving strong England fan feels in this rant!

I think you need to explore the possibility, or indeed the reality, that concacaf is simply not as strong as conmebol in practice. Sure on paper they may have better teams, but there are a lot of intangibles in football like passion, pride, desire, and reputation. While I’m not saying concacaf teams don’t have any of these qualities, they very clearly don’t have them to the extent that Conmebol sides do with the exception of Mexico who are simply shit on paper combined with the fact that Venezuela are in incredible form at the moment (fourth in WC qualifying behind only Argentina, Uruguay, and Colombia). The expectation that the US can compete with these countries makes sense on paper, but playing South American sides is a completely different ball game, to the point where they make trouble for even the best European sides. Realistically the US has a a LOOOONG way to go before they can compete with even the middle class of Conmebol on a consistent basis. Tradition isn’t forged in 3 decades so you can’t expect this team to have the same amount of drive and hunger as a team who grew up in a football obsessed nation and never had any dreams past representing their nation in a major tournament. The notion that just because we have a better team on paper we should be able to beat another team is incredibly reductive to the psychology surrounding the game, the social factors involved, and the sport of football as a whole. How many times have we seen incredible sides on paper have horrible runs of form relative to their quality? That’s the way of the game. There’s nothing about talent that guarantees you success, only when talent is combined with drive do you achieve your goals.

Uruguay about to clap the united States cheeks like Colombia did 😂😂😂😂

Zealand to manage states!

i have realised guys, why all of the best football channels are all american ?

I predicted the loss, what a day to be alive

You know that the ussf will convince themselves to keep Greg once we draw Uruguay’s backups. Also, you should have mentioned that the players love Greg, and the USSF specifically mentions that for why we should keep him on.

Independence day cancelled if Uruguay game is a loss.

This vid makes it make sense that this dude started watching football late 😂

the blood demon requires his sacrifice for the cricket world championship, basketball at Olympia is next lol

Ir's extra funny because of how Americans were talking how good their team is.

I always have "Get Stuck In" checked.

Canada is making the quarterfinals? That's a pretty big leap, there.

So it's come to this... .

Literally, a dimensionless title.

The only yapping I would listen to

41 seconds ago is crazy.

One of the . moments of all time.

Zealand went full mrballen, well he needs the shirt

Costa Rica played to injure. It's a tactic sometimes used against stronger opponents by weaker teams. Used to happen in Europe too, but the refs have since figured out and stopped it. As should've the ref for this game, but he clearly lacked that experience. It's hard to play when your opponent is actively trying to injure you.