Exploring Wikipedia's Worst Translations 

Plot twist: The translator worked flawlesly and this is just how Wikipedia is in Laos

TIL that Buddha is the biggest political figure in the world.

This sounds like a time traveler moved an entire mountain

As a Belarusian i can confirm that our national anthem is "There is a bug"

Funnily enough, Putin crab is an old meme in Russia. Once upon a time he said that he worked "like a slave" (meaning very hard) in the past which is "kak rab" in Russian and can be perceived as "kak krab" meaning "like a crab" which inspired many photoshops and "funny" pictures where Putin is a crab

Time traveler: moves a chair The timeline:

As a Buddhist, I can't belive the guy that founded my religion is in charge of so many governments.

1:58 "ho ho no more" makes it sound like they killed Santa

Thanos: I am inevitable. Hitler: And I am...AUTISM.

I can confirm we are in fact the most pure Arab people in Germany

This is what teachers think when you ask if you can use Wiki as a source in your project:

i remember a time where i was searching through wikipedia’s other sites in languages, and i found one that was quite not what i was expecting, in that wikipedia it was autotranslated and “wikipedia, the free encyclopedia” was turned into “How to get rid of Acne on your PC”

"Liverpool in Hell" "Autism or Liverpool is a German nationalist politician" GOOGLE TRANSLATE VIPLATED LIVERPOOL

This is even funnier when you know that there's an actual meme of Putin being a crab

1:22 So apparently if I ever tell a Laotian person that I’m autistic they’re gonna think I’m a Nazi, or even a reincarnated Hitler

To be fair, "The absolute empire of Christianity" is a godly name for a government.

as a laotian i can confirm that mr. crabs did indeed declare a prag military move in the ukrainian eye

The translation of Putin as "Mr. Crab" was actually quite precise. It is one of his actual nicknames that people called him in late 2010s :)

Friendly reminder: If multiverse theory is correct, all of these translated articles are unironically true somewhere in the vastness of infinity.

8:50 Are we not going to talk about how the area for Japan is 2.2 km^2?!

As someone who has never been to New Zealand, I can confirm the king was indeed once a mosquito.

Describe the 1960s in 2 words 6:52

10:57 As a Singaporean I can confirm that we are the human enemy that defines our country

2:00: Holocaûst --> Hooray! [Ho ho (no more)] Totally got me off guard

I have not laughed this much in a long time, thank you

As a Belarusian I am proud to say that buddha is indeed our prime minister 🙏🙏🙏

Time traveler: moves a chair History:

5:10 The best part isn't even "Plastic City". It's the fact that "Città del Vaticano" (Vatican City) was somehow translated to "Città del Varano" (Monitor lizard City).

Imagine if there was an alternate universe where all of these wikipedia articles were true

This is literally randomly generated humor and I love it.

The entire bit from 1:09 to 2:09 was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It made me laugh so hard I thought I was gonna pass out because my chest hurt so much. Hitler being called Autism was spoiled in the thumbnail but 'Liverpool' caught me way off guard, after that for some reason 'Hogus father of Hagar' just sent me. Let's not forget the cherry on top, that being 'Liverpool in hell' and the holocaust being translated to fucking 'Hooray' of all things made me cry. Honorable mention being our supreme leader Kim-Jong-Un being called Acne-Cream and the Buddha for him and his religion being so successful around the world.

Every Buddha: 3:12 4:35 5:31 (this one counts) 6:04 7:48

With how professional this is I was shocked at how little recognition, get this man to 500k+ subs

Ah yes, my homeland, The Republic of the Internet

6:46 As a Russian, I find it the most accurate description of the current president

8:59 “the nation anthem is hardware” *Home Depot theme starts playing

I'm happy I'm not the only one who does this lol Translating japanese Wikipedia is always fun because sometimes it's better than English Wikipedia or makes zero sense

5:53 Exactly. one cockroach has been ruling there for like 28 years

Once I did a wild ride on wikipedia and translating it, that time found king Carol II of Romania being named "Big dumb of Roma". Oh man, wikipedia translations can become quite wild😂

4:48 Scotland, or Salad. Man, I've been calling it Internet all these years.

1:39 yep that definitely looks like hell

Man, you almost killed me due to laughter. 10/10

1:22 I literally died laughing

Congrats, you just successfully made a really strange WW2 alternate timeline. Honestly, I could see this on some questionable website and written by someone who's on some... Questionable substances.

1:56 The Nazis proposed a law prohibiting the marriage between non-Germans and New Zealanders

I love these they are so entertaining!

According to 8:49, not only does Japan use a currency, it also has an astounding landmass of 2,2 km².

"The Philippines is one of two Asian nations that most people respect." Don't leave me hanging like that. What is the other one?

Man, the Buddha sure does get around.

South Korea's national anthem is the Home Depot theme 8:58

As a Singaporean, I can confirm that we are a completely separate group of living things and are different from animals

You can actually figure out a bit about Laotin from this. Like I assume the word for "crab" is similar enough to in spelling "Putin" that Google translate gets confused. You can also see the language English is always just called "the UK" which makes me think that the two are the same word in Laotin with interchangeable meanings.

If I remember correctly, the reason why Putin was translated to 'Mr Crab', is because in Russian the word 'putin' also refers to a crab hunting season. When they are typically caught to be eaten as seafood.

12:50 Be • Mouse bag

10:34 I love how he skipped Brazil's language "Portugal", not "Portuguese" the language, but "Portugal" the Country

5:17 okay okay credit where credit is due this sounds pretty dope

7:07 Nguyễn Phú Trọng: you are in a hurry Nguyễn Xuân Phúc: you are an scoundrel Phạm Minh Chính aka Farms Minches

5:02 as a Norwegian, I can confirm …that this is wrong

L I V E R P O O L I N H E L L

The Australia one is kinda accurate for who was in charge from 2007-2008. The Governor-General (the successor) was Michael Jeffery, and the Prime Minister was Kevin Rudd. So it's almost right, just 15 years out of date.

Autistic Liverpudlians trembling right now

Kid: When i grow up I want to become an astronaut Cancer: 12:48

I have Adolf Hitler, and it wasn’t self-diagnosed.

Plot twist: The translation was accurate.

7:45 as someone who live in Thailand. Yeah this sounds about right lmao

So this is why mr crabs had war flashback 2:31

1:50 fun fact: I founded the party.

Mr. Crab: "SPANGEBOBBBBBBBB! why the fuck did you let Zelensky steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formuler?" "Give the conscripts... supplies??? ARHARHARHARHARHAR Spangebob 'me boi, that costs MONEY!"

This is extra funny because "Putin is a crab" is a meme in Russia

0:26 the Nazi era was just really hungry ig

6:00 geometry dash reference

How can you laugh at such tragic events. Autism or Liverpool wiped out my family in the Hooray 65 million years ago.

11:07 kind of looks like dark chocolate melted on a bench, so it’s not entirely wrong.

7:14 that’s probably related to the diacritics getting messed up and misinterpreted as numbers (VNI maybe)

"the Nazi era was a glorious eradinosaurs" I remember seeing pictures of Hitler riding those big long necked dinos, cool

I like to imagine the reason this is so incoherent and nonsensical is because there's very few Laotian moderators to correct and check things so people who speak Laotian can just plagiarize to their hearts content. That and paired with the fact that Laotian doesn't receive the same attention a language like Spanish or Arabic would get from Google.

2:30 Well, for Putin "Crab" is a real nickname after his famous phrase "Vse 8 let ya pahal kaK RAB na galerah (or "Entire 8 years, I was working as a slave on a galley" or "Все 8 лет я пахал, каК РАБ на галерах"). It was spoken the way it was easy to perceive as "kak krab" (as a krab on a galley), hence the nickname. So, It is a pretty good translation, tbh

5:12 "Stato della Citt2 del Varano" "Plastic city"

10:45 (insert unfunny joe mama joke here)

no clickbait. i got exactly what i came for. you earned a subscriber for that one. i haven't laughed this hard in a while i just finished the video and im currently in tears from how much im laughing

3:42, this killed me so hard

Ah yes, the best national anthem in this alternate cursed world is "there is a bug, 2 .2 ." 5:53

7:31 HE LORE!!!

5:25 i see no inaccuracies here

I have not laughed this hard in weeks! This was amazing. How this channel doesn't have more views and subscribers is beyond me.

8:33 What I can say, pretty realistic.

5:35 "Stroke" is what I got due to laughing too hard watching this 😂😂😂😂

4:03 oh i can understand what It tries there, vessel -> vehicle -> car

Please make more of these I’m dying from laughter 💀

2:24 as a jew i can confirm that the jews have 3 places of living: 1- israel 2- the yeddish autonomous oblast and 3- israel pr note: israel pr just recently decleard independence from ukraine under the supervision of president of russia volodymyr crabsky and is located in ''dhjunk'' edit: yes the flag of israel pr indeed looks like an ambulance

8:02 as a half Burmese (Essentially someone coming from Myanmar), I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT THAT

Kevin was genuinely our prime minister a decade ago. I imagine Laos Wikipedia doesn’t update the Australia page that often...

0:49 i see, a fellow wolfenstein player

(2:20) Ah yes, my favourite country: the Republic of the Internet.

11:34 so that’s where my grandpa went

6:19 technically true

You know you did a good job as a small content creator when people say "Underrated"

As Jeffery, I am proud to have succeeded King Abomass 2 and claim my throne as the ruler of the 3 people who live in Australia

3:40 ah yess, when a certain K-POP star is a consumable sweet 😂😂😂😂😂

Love how the blanket is getting so globally well known! It's books are great, to bad it has so many holes that no more can be written ❤