07 Hellsing Ultimate Soundtrack - Inu No Koku 

everyone in the comments quoting abridged meanwhile i'm just thinking about seras' backstory

The Bird of Hermes is My Name, Eating My Wings to Make Me Tame.

"The night walker..Who glides of oceans of blood..beyond human..Power radiats from darkness..that cast the shadow from darkness itself!" "Oh you dirty b### Work the shaft"

"Let's get to the point, i am Luke Valentine." "And I'm Carmen Sandeigo. Guess where i am!"

Police Girl tonight is truly a beautiful night.

Luke Valentine: I'm trying to have a serious conversation here! Alucard: So am I. And I'm failing. Sorry for that. It's just that I'm so AGITATED. Because some blonde $#IT blew a hole in my wall, DESTROYED my 70 INCH, PLASMA TV- and now he's trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father! *They point their guns at each other* Alucard: Be a sport and get Daddy another beer, would you?

"DO YOU EVEN REEEAAD MY CHRISTMAS LIST"

Walter "sarcasm is unbecoming of you."

We're not the sort of people USED to backing down...especially when someone has clearly tried to pick a fight!!!

lol im up for the whole episode. cant wait til 3 comes out.

Release restraint level one.

BANG!! Seras "ARMBARS EVERYWHERE!" Walter " I say Seras where did you learn a hold like that?"

Everyone is quoting TFS but i'll always remember this as the "Angel of death rides again" theme.

"The Nightwalker... who flies through oceans of blood. Beyond human, a monster that radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself..." "Oh you dirty &^*(#, work the shaft!" "...Excuse you?" "Oh, I'm sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone's -sucking my ^%&*.-" "..."

And Im Carmen Sandiego GUESS WHERE I AM!

2:00 Your stomach sounds after tacobell:

0-0 level what?!

i fouuunnnddd eeettt!!!!!! *fan girl scream* yaya

Amen.

"Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?"

You dun goofed!

Got an ad for a new Dracula show XD

... GIVE ME A HUG!!!

OM NOM NOM NOM!!!

"Maybe I should just get to the point, I'm Luke Valentine." "And I'm Carmen Sandiago, GUESS WHERE I AM." :D

[begin transmission] captain systems failing we need backup [end transmission]

that was a 70 inch plasma screen tv...

" Perhaps I should skip to my point: My name is Luke Valentine..."

By your orders then Sir Integra

Armbars everywhere!!

Is it just me or this theme would be perfect for Vladimir of League of Legends?

A musket ball!?

"Oh wow, it's almost like I'm a POLICE GIRL or something!"

really

Alucard: "Oh you dirty bitch, work the shaft"

Walter "And everything you say just pisses me off!!!"

"Oh, that is so unfair!" "I'm sorry. We don't give a fuck!"

"Oh, so am I. And I'm failing. And I'm sorry for that. It' just that I'm so agitated, because some blond little ^&*% strolled into my room. Destroyed my plasma TV! And is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father!" How far are we going to take these quotations, I really wonder. :P

"I'm trying to have a serious conversation here." "So am I. I'm failing and I'm sorry, it's just that I'm so aggravated because this blond little sh*# strolled in and destroyed MY PLASMA TV! And is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father."

"and every thing you say just pisses me off!"

Really?

Nope. Just checked.

"And I'm Carmen San Diego. Guess where I am!?"

Oh wow, it's almost like I'm a police girl!!

Work the SHAAAAAAAAAAFT!

"I've got your arm!"

"I'm sorry, we don't give a fuck."

This soundtrack is so much shit compared to the masterwork Yasushi Ishii composed for the first Hellsing series. Seriously! I'm not saying that show was great. But I AM saying that that soundtrack? Among the most intense, atmospheric, beautiful and innovative I've ever heard in an anime, ever. Yasushi Ishii

compared to u im a demigod!!

That's racist