1,204,986 Votes Decided: What Is The Best Thing?

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00:00 Introduction
00:38 Every Thing
04:35 How To Rank Everything
05:45 What Is The Best Thing?
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Комментарии : 16 тыс.

@TomScottGo 3 года назад

Thanks to all the people who voted! The results were definitely not what I'd have predicted.

@xMurdererr 3 года назад

_6 hours ago_

@MonkeNoel 3 года назад

@toby2031 3 года назад

Hi tom!

@ploxxy 3 года назад

Eeee

@TheElvisnator 3 года назад

Comment: *_Not a week ago_* Channel: *_Tom Scott_* Me: *_Wait. That's Illegal_* Hotel: *_Trivago_*

@actualhyena 3 года назад

Wait did I just get tricked into watching a Top 10 video?

@ezrafinn. 3 года назад

By Tom himself

@leecrotty658 3 года назад

By watchmojo

@31hashtag 3 года назад

yes

@calliopeblue2303 3 года назад

Yup

@PhoenixGameMovies 3 года назад

bamboozled again

@oriontherealironman 3 года назад

Space 80% - Time 80% Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

@arandomm1250 3 года назад

Well, as Albert Einstein once said, space and time *are* the same thing

@breathofdragon 3 года назад

r/expectedthanos

@hirotanaka 3 года назад

I wonder if there were any space vs time match ups...

@cguy8998 3 года назад

Guys that math doesn’t add up

@Andre-gn4sj 3 года назад

@@hirotanaka space vs time ctrl + alt + delete... balance must be maintained.

@sefyravelvetpaw8166 Год назад

I LOVE that Space and Time got the exact same number of votes. That's poetic.

@CyreneDuVent 6 дней назад

That, and that they were in 42nd place - the answer to life, the universe and everything, containing all those things

@katienelson3039 Год назад

hearing things like orgasms being number 69, sleeping being the best, and tom's hold on the bi community make me love the internet

@puppergump4117 Год назад

There is no community. That's like saying there's an alcoholic community

@ShrekPNG Год назад

@@puppergump4117 Do you know what a community is?

@puppergump4117 Год назад

@@ShrekPNG Any group of people that live and work together. It severely pisses me off that people try to describe some aspect of an individual, like their race or preferences, as a "community", as if they're all the same. If you don't treat someone as an individual rather than a characteristic, you do not value them, and instead you further all aspects of segregation and the trouble that comes with it.

@burrdid Год назад

@@puppergump4117 is the internet a community

@ShrekPNG Год назад

@@puppergump4117 if you don't want to be a part of a community, you don't have to, it doesn't change who you are

@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa 3 года назад

I got "Guillotine" vs "Monarch" when I tried the poll. Real France moment

@Zogerpogger 3 года назад

The Committee of Public Safety hopes you made the right choice, Citizen Jan'ari-asha...

@Hazel-dx2oz 3 года назад

@@Zogerpogger which of course is the guillotine

@gabegabe.b 3 года назад

*the origami king wave battle music intensifies*

@aeonian_harshul 3 года назад

Nice

@ailaG 3 года назад

You win

@alnimri 3 года назад

"Orgasm" getting ranked 69 is pure fate in action.

@kearygallagher 3 года назад

An event foretold in the elder scrolls

@jimbob3332 3 года назад

nice

@duckmeat4674 3 года назад

It was voted exactly to be in that spot, not fate but action by men

@alnimri 3 года назад

@@duckmeat4674 its a blind study, so no one knows what exactly ranked where.

@maruftim 3 года назад

Fate works in a weird way

@GussyToYou Год назад

I'd love for Tom to periodically re-run this quiz for 5 hours at a time with the same data, perhaps annually. Eventually he could take the top 10 results from every session, pit those against each other to find his audiences ultimate best thing.

@hamsterfromabove8905 Год назад

The biggest problem with something like that is when you start predictably repeating something like this, eventually someone will be ready with a bot to automate and control the results.

@GussyToYou Год назад

@@hamsterfromabove8905 that is a fair point. I just didn't have it in me to think about someone actively ruining some perfectly good data collection. 😒

@ghostmelon64 8 месяцев назад

bisexuality

@Sage_the_Turt 3 месяца назад

@@ghostmelon64 tied with pizza

@skrimp44 2 года назад

As a sleep-deprived bisexual English-speaking nerd myself, I consider this list to be extremely accurate.

@shackman7356 2 года назад

hello fellow sleep-deprived bisexual english-speaking nerd

@clover2660 2 года назад

@@shackman7356 there's three actually

@skrimp44 2 года назад

the three musketeers

@shackman7356 2 года назад

@@skrimp44 we can start an army of fellow sleep-deprived bisexuals

@skrimp44 2 года назад

@@shackman7356 im all for this

@HamLiker 3 года назад

Ah yes, the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse: pizza, flower, bisexual, and windmill

@SuchanOriginal 3 года назад

Walter Clements more like turbine

@paddlesaddlelad1881 3 года назад

bro that's a wind turbine, but ur close

@athen1928 3 года назад

all anyone that watches tom scott knows is pizza, flower, bisexual and windmill

@TreeBeardNero 3 года назад

Windmill

@ow_ 3 года назад

@Khaffit no, take your politics and go back to your hobbit hole

@beanie9144 3 года назад

Nobody is talking about how orgasm is in 69th place and space and time has the exact same amount of EVERYTHING

@coins_png 3 года назад

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

@gillohner8179 3 года назад

Nerds at work.

@ghifari77 3 года назад

Einstein was right, space and time was the same thing afterall.

@rowdy41 3 года назад

YESSS, I FOUND THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR 42 YEARS

@bibliophilecb 3 года назад

I’d like this, but it has 669 likes and I can’t mess that up

@sheltongolden4394 Год назад

It's interesting that the only physical object that makes it on the top ten list is pizza. Government: "You can have pizza *or* privacy, not both. Which do you choose?" Citizen: "Hrmmm..." *thinks for a while* Citizen: "I'll take the pizza."

@benjaminlamothe2093 Год назад

Take my like and leave me alone.

@toomanybrews7123 Год назад

"Those who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary pizza, deserve neither liberty nor pizza." - Benjamin Franklin

@LangyMD Год назад

@@toomanybrews7123 Ah, but what if it's a choice between privacy and *ever having pizza again*?

@tamaramorrison9220 Год назад

pizza et circenses

@digaddog6099 Год назад

Bread and circuses

@iamyourfan9729 Год назад

I like the way you phrased your conclusion. "This statistic reveals something about the group of people who watch your video". Thats true. Nothing more, nothing less.

@hamsterfromabove8905 Год назад

That's Tom Scott for you. He makes every attempt to be aggressively accurate. Makes every attempt to tell his audience exactly what the data says, not just what would be easy or convenient to pretend it says.

@nerdwithahintoflemon6964 3 года назад

“Orgasm was rated #69” Everything about this poll is amazing.

@rogueanuerz 3 года назад

that was it should be

@ajfurnari2448 3 года назад

Nice

@Paul-iq8bu 3 года назад

So the poll was actually the number 1 best thing

@introvertairways6380 3 года назад

Nice

@SirGeoGio13 3 года назад

Nice

@odw32 3 года назад

"I'm a privacy advocate!" "I'll give you a slice of pizza in exchange for your email password." "Deal!"

@HagenvonEitzen 3 года назад

My password is 8 characters long, so I demand 8 slices ...

@iskamag 3 года назад

Hagen von Eitzen people with long passwords will never have to starve again

@VintageToiletsRock 3 года назад

If I offer a new mattress instead, there's no way they'll turn me down!

@lkszflrk 3 года назад

@@HagenvonEitzen my password is 26 characters long, I demand 26 slices of pizza

@jeffwillsea6757 3 года назад

@@HagenvonEitzen one pizza coming up!!

@darkforge15 Год назад

Someone needs to do this with a larger group of people, and I want to be part of it this time.

@its_jasonBSF Год назад

true

@real_nosferatu Год назад

And without excluding groups of people from the database so we can see which race is the best

@cianboyd6738 11 месяцев назад

Notify me

@sugreF_YT 9 месяцев назад

@@real_nosferatu No. Just... no.

@spaghettiisyummy.3623 2 месяца назад

@@real_nosferatu No.

@maverickREAL Год назад

it's been 2 years but every time I think of "dog go fishing" I laugh incredibly hard, what a thing to happen

@ori6990 3 года назад

'The best thing is: sleep." Me watching this at 6 am: Interesting.

@ammieshaw2238 3 года назад

Same, but 2.15 am w school today and I have to get up in four hours asfhgjskh

@akilae_7130 3 года назад

Lmao this is literally me right now

@kaelyntai7433 3 года назад

your pp is quite representative of your comment

@AstraIVagabond 3 года назад

Me watching this at 1:30 p.m., about 22 hours after waking up because this is how I live: I'm inclined to agree... =_=

@Jkdabomb10A 3 года назад

I’m literally watching this now at 30 hours without sleep.

@rag.animations 3 года назад

"The best thing is... sleep." Me watching this at 2 AM: "agreed."

@pixiniarts 3 года назад

Me watching this at 4am: 'drools, mumbles incoherently in agreement'

@shinyjirachi8740 3 года назад

me, but 3:41am

@paper2222 3 года назад

the real question is are you bisexual

@pixiniarts 3 года назад

@@paper2222 Why is that the real question? Surely there are more important ones?

@noxinapit 3 года назад

Oh hello, are you me in an alternate universe?

@taincorless Год назад

You should repeat this every 5 years and note any trends and changes over time. It'd be really cool to see what changes and what stays the same over time

@cherry_blossom5372 2 года назад

9:33 We are sleep depreived nerds who like pizza and not many of us are straight.

@soup_souls 2 года назад

That's ..... That's accurate..

@limeadeTV Год назад

Yep

@wafflestcattash4818 Год назад

Yup

@gallium-gonzollium Год назад

yep

@blobefishe Год назад

yup

@AaronDanarajF 3 года назад

"English speaking extremely online nerds" Tom, I did not come here to get attacked.

@dayalasingh5853 3 года назад

@@user-vr8bn6jb3m please stop

@happyguy6021 3 года назад

@@user-vr8bn6jb3m a

@theuncalledfor 3 года назад

If you interpret that as an attack, then that says more about you than it does about him.

@philip_cheesesteak 3 года назад

I have never felt more seen.

@AaronDanarajF 3 года назад

@@theuncalledfor Dude, I was joking xD

@sophiarubens54 3 года назад

ah yes, the four most important pillars of life: pizza, pollination, bisexuality, and wind power

@jonasdatlas4668 3 года назад

I'd like to take away pollination because I have hay fever, but other than that this isn't that bad.

@sophiarubens54 3 года назад

Jonas D Atlas hahah great i was just going by the thumbnail :)

@jusTRiPP 3 года назад

A truly perfect world

@jonasdatlas4668 3 года назад

@@sophiarubens54 so was I

@praalgraf 3 года назад

ngl... most things i care about summed up

@dannypipewrench533 2 года назад

5:46 The fact that Twilight is at the bottom made me laugh audibly.

@craigroaring 2 года назад

I would have expected the top 10 to be something like: Air, food, water, sex, rest, play, compassion, contentedness, peace, escape, nothing.

@blakksheep736 Год назад

I like how shelter and family isn't on this list.

@noone3708 Год назад

arrogant of you to assume food instead of pizza

@craigroaring Год назад

@@noone3708 Not arrogant, but sensible.

@toothfairy10133 11 месяцев назад

to be fair, not everyone likes or gets sex. i don't ever wanna have it, im a very sex-repulsed ace. and there's probably a significant enough overlap between tom scott's viewership and the sort of extremely online nerd who just doesn't care about sex (for whatever reason) for it to have an effect.

@craigroaring 11 месяцев назад

@@toothfairy10133 Know that you are in the minority. There are also some people who don't like food too.

@RightySnipeZ 3 года назад

"I don't need sleep i need answers" 1. Sleep I don't need sleep i need sleep. Damn you recursion

@rc_woshimao957 3 года назад

when the world forgets to write the exit function

@AkashWShah 3 года назад

Damn this is a god tier joke

@Aleksandrus12 3 года назад

Great joke!

@neelima6460 3 года назад

Sheldon Cooper

@DrWhoFanJ 3 года назад

Sleep is sus!

@birubu 3 года назад

I’d like to imagine everyone’s collective internet hive mind subconsciously balanced the win and losses for “orgasm” to be 69th place

@Apersonl0l 3 года назад

*Whip noise _NAIIIIIIIIIIICCCCE_

@darcksage1 3 года назад

Nice.

@LightningShiva1 3 года назад

Noice

@jasondads9509 3 года назад

Additionally the collective consciousness of nerds unify space and time

@yashvangala 3 года назад

Nice

@ClubPenguinMaster88 Год назад

I would love to see the list of items that got in "circles". That when matched against each other, they form a circle of victory/defeat; i.e., rock paper scissors.

@tecrazycat5516 Год назад

Love that my thirst thought of the best thing was indeed sleep and yet I don't get enough of it

@Laura-em2nq 3 года назад

Alternative title: Tom throwing shade on his audience for 11 minutes

@NoobManPC 3 года назад

underrated but true

@tiyenin 3 года назад

All our own faults for having shade toward yourselves available to have been thrown

@new_ale 3 года назад

Luckily I'm not the audience he's referring to, everyone else is.

@peffiSC2source 3 года назад

@@new_ale No true Tom Scottsman

@dongster529 3 года назад

Alternative title: Tom reveals the weird inherent bias of active twitter users, and how social programming makes us deny what is natural to us. I am very sure the numbers will skewer differently in different forms of media.

@extradelux8088 3 года назад

I like how some people might have seen air vs. pizza and been like, oof that's a toughie.

@miguelgiffoni6132 3 года назад

Lmaooo

@EinManU 3 года назад

"do i want to die in a few seconds but enjoy this pizza, or do i wanna live?" decisions, decisions..

@Bullshit_Media 3 года назад

No, that question has a clear winner

@5yearslateranimated712 3 года назад

@@Bullshit_Media yea pizza

@lewishendo9328 3 года назад

Pizza is horrible anyway

@Anonymous-sb9rr 11 месяцев назад

What we need is not just random matchups, but matchups between things that have a similar score, so you can create an Elo systeem.

@Speak4Yourself2 11 месяцев назад

Tom Scott's videos are so well-written and well-researched. Thanks a lot!

@Jesse-cw5pv 3 года назад

"The brain is the best part of the body." -the brain

@BryTee 3 года назад

I'm surprised it wasn't another part of the body was voted the best part of the body!

@thatboredinternetwanderer140 3 года назад

@twitertaker 3 года назад

@@BryTee I guess the other part of the body you thought of has 2 "variants" and therefore split their votes.

@safetymeasures167 3 года назад

I do like the spleen, though.

@niklasschmidt3610 3 года назад

I think this "body part" may (for some) fall under the category "brain"

@RoccoWocco 3 года назад

ah yes sleep. That thing everyone says they love, while at the same time doing absolutely nothing to actually get enough of it.

@xmlthegreat 3 года назад

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

@justjoshin956 3 года назад

truth

@alfiealfie35 3 года назад

@@xmlthegreat ok im about to do something XDXDXD

@aryan_bo.x 3 года назад

i feel attacked

@KnightRaymund 3 года назад

>_>

@tylerbroccoliproteccsquad4936 3 месяца назад

1:15 youtube compression is SWEATING

@Hoshimaru57 Год назад

I wanted to show this to mom when I got home from work. But while waiting to show it to her I took a nap and was out half the night. I finally woke up at like 8, ate dinner and finally got around to showing it to her and….the answer was right in front of me the entire time. The very thing I was doing.

@AKHalex 3 года назад

I can just imagine some of these matchups: "Snakes vs Yellow" Uh... "Melanoma vs lyme disease" UUUHH

@Judiomon 3 года назад

Definitely yellow

@Bacchasnail 3 года назад

Snakes

@steven44799 3 года назад

One of the match ups I got when doing it was sex toy vs herpes. Another more in line with your comment was Crohn's disease vs ionizing radiation.

@ls200076 3 года назад

@@steven44799 Well, what did you choose?

@msclrhd 3 года назад

snakes vs planes

@bilge677 3 года назад

"also i removed all listings for groups of humans because... yikes" LMAO

@the_construkction_of_light 3 года назад

true tho

@lucasyenffag9394 3 года назад

K-Pop community is coming to Cancel Tom Scott as we speak.

@happyguy6021 3 года назад

@@user-vr8bn6jb3m a

@dayalasingh5853 3 года назад

@@user-vr8bn6jb3m please stop, you're incredibly obnoxious.

@yungkiwi2894 3 года назад

@Mycel that's a very big assumption

@xAlbinopiratex Год назад

You should run this every year and then consolidate that data, I think it would be really interesting 😊

@Brahvim 9 месяцев назад

Might cause bias to be more easy to find then, though...

@thesavage2054 2 года назад

What a great video to watch before bed. I'm off to enjoy the best thing!

@scottcarothers837 3 года назад

y'all like "tom scott calling out the sleep-deprived bisexual nerds" forgetting that you guys voted for this. you called yourself out.

@jamesgaming7198 3 года назад

well i didn't vote for it so as a bisexual sleep-deprived nerd i AM getting called out

@uniqueaxolotl497 3 года назад

@@jamesgaming7198 Same

@glidee 3 года назад

what if i am a bisexual sleep deprived nerd

@themoon8321 3 года назад

Hey is your profile picture a pie chart of a pyramid

@cereal_chick2515 3 года назад

Sleep-deprived bisexual nerds represent!

@adhbkdeadman 3 года назад

"English speaking extremely online nerds" Never before have I been more offended by something I 100% agree with

@Metaporphsycosis 3 года назад

James acaster?

@liger-9990 3 года назад

English speaking extreamly online nerds who like James Acaster apparently.

@Natedagreat0101 3 года назад

@@Metaporphsycosis you'll never get his attention yelling his name. Yell your own name!

@mohaa556 3 года назад

Not even english and still felt personal XD

@ItsSansom 3 года назад

I feel personally attacked to be honest

@lizziem42 2 года назад

I love this video so much. It's like a comfort video. I just love it so much.

@ZwaaiHaai Год назад

Thanks Tom, no idea why I missed this one earlier but this is -the best video!-

@MephieStopheles 3 года назад

“I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.” --Emo Phillips

@Mikey-zk5wc 3 года назад

What does this mean? "I like my spleen the most, it whispers sweet nothings about it being the best part in my body before I go to bed"

@billywhizz09 3 года назад

Well it’s the only organ that can tell you that

@Fattipotato79 3 года назад

@@Mikey-zk5wc wait how does your spleen speak

@brandonm1708 3 года назад

fattipotato 79 wait your’s doesn’t?

@cabosneaker 3 года назад

@@Fattipotato79 what do you mean how does your spleen speak?

@leepatino3088 3 года назад

pizza. flowers. bisexuality. wind turbines. long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. then everything changed when tom scott attacked

@iexinoir8322 3 года назад

bold of you to assume tom scott isn't the avatar himself

@infinitytower8957 3 года назад

@@VeryTastySoup87 Why?

@cevergreen3436 3 года назад

@@VeryTastySoup87 I hate homophobes

@lemonpeaches8314 3 года назад

@@VeryTastySoup87 ok

@TheMuddySea 3 года назад

No one has seen a wind turbine in 100 years. We thought they were extinct.

@that_one_doggo8391 2 года назад

i could watch an hour of this video. idk what it is about people ranking things that makes my brain go bananas. i think just the chaos of trying to rank things is lovely

@GuyThePerson 2 месяца назад

As a perpetually online english bi who needs sleep desperately, i wish i voted in this poll. also these results were actually just gold how did it happen

@Money4Nothing 3 года назад

As an electrical engineer, I can confirm that electricity is better than air.

@Olsulor11 3 года назад

But air is such a great insulator...

@gideonmaxmerling204 3 года назад

ah, yes, electronics, where current flows one way and electrons the opposite way

@vasudevraghav2109 3 года назад

@@gideonmaxmerling204 booooo...... Show yourself out

@AstraIVagabond 3 года назад

Electromagnetism _is_ one of the fundamental forces of the universe. Of course it's more important, *Pushes up glasses*

@hassanhaider2380 3 года назад

As an air engineer I beg to differ

@willum223 3 года назад

"There are a lot of things in the universe" [citation needed]

@alexandertheok9610 3 года назад

Because it is really big [citation needed]

@bhavinpatel9630 3 года назад

*sigh*, I miss that show...

@ailaG 3 года назад

Yes, they are in the universe too.

@meorung05 3 года назад

[citation needed]

@verdiss7487 3 года назад

There's actually just one electron

@eliza1780 9 месяцев назад

As a pipe organ playing worm witha graphics degree, I'm offended

@CrayonGlutton Год назад

I have restrictions set on my RU-vid so I can try to fall asleep at a decent hour and well watching this. You reveal the number one item on the list and the reminder to go to sleep pops up on the screen and pause it.

@negativeiqpoints396 2 года назад

"haha the brain called itself the best organ, brains are so biased amirite?" -the brain

@TinNguyen-rl2xr 2 года назад

Nah there just following there heart -the heart -the soul -the brain

@kawaiipotato2505 2 года назад

@@porknoodles6688 “haha the brain called itself the best organ, brains are so biased amirite? the brain -the brain” -the brain

@gvtterslag 2 года назад

@@kawaiipotato2505 "haha the brain called itself the best organ brains are so biased amirite?' -the brain -the brain -the brain" -the brain

@Dog-op4mk 2 года назад

-the brain -the brain

@imnolongerasking5933 2 года назад

@@TinNguyen-rl2xr -the pe

@user-white007 3 года назад

So everyone’s favorite thing is not being conscious

@skepticmoderate5790 3 года назад

I sleep a lot.

@loerl 3 года назад

yes. the best thing is so close go death..

@10HW 3 года назад

capitalism has drained everyone's energy

@rickvanleeuwen9589 3 года назад

Sleep is just death being shy

@iamQuiliamQuil 3 года назад

it's good way fewer things

@yukkuri9144 11 месяцев назад

This does not feel like the place I’d expect bisexuals to be congregating, but i am proud to be a part of the herd.

@Asstolfo96 9 месяцев назад

We are white English speaking people watching an informational video while failing to sleep. So HERD MENTALITY!!

@projapotiscanvas1514 Год назад

I answered sleep as soon as I saw the title.

@spacecasejay 3 года назад

"the best part of the body is the brain" Of course the brain would say that.

@feha92 3 года назад

Except it is the hand that controlled the mouse.

@Corey-1232 3 года назад

@@feha92 but the brain controls the hand

@cricketknowall 3 года назад

@@Corey-1232 are you your brain?

@Leon-po5kj 3 года назад

*insert obama awards obama meme

@spider6060 3 года назад

but I mean it's not like our brains are biased we actually think about it and idk maybe I would say the hand or foot but even then the brain is obviously the best since without it we would be a mindless and floppy piece of meat

@francisfrancis3374 3 года назад

As someone who took part in this, I feel there was a flaw in the process. When I answered each question, there was a response. Green if you voted with the majority, red if your vote went against the majority. I personally felt the colours had an influence on my vote, making me consider what others thought, and potentially impacting the way I voted. Obviously this is minor, but it's definitely not perfect in my view.

@happyguy6021 3 года назад

@@user-vr8bn6jb3m a

@bartschaap6236 3 года назад

@@happyguy6021 s

@ricecake1228 3 года назад

Good call

@bain8renn 3 года назад

e youre not funny

@RiotBrosGaming 3 года назад

@@bartschaap6236 y

@AvitalShtap 2 года назад

Wow! The #1 winner is DEFINITELY not what I expected! That's so interesting 😯

@digitized_fyre Год назад

I'd love to see this run every year or two just to see how things change

@karasbeshay5102 3 года назад

“Something I didn’t expect to be so high, gravity.” I see what you did there

@Periii_ 2 года назад

i guess people quickly “gravitated” to it

@bentrally 2 года назад

@@Periii_ Da Dum Pshhhhh

@maxinesenior596 2 года назад

@@Periii_ "Do you believe in 'Gravity'? That there's a reason two people meet?"

@hwgoblin 2 года назад

@@Periii_ *ba dum tsss*

@EnoEso 2 года назад

@@maxinesenior596 i can’t escape it

@thisflyingpotato4227 3 года назад

"And the best thing is... sleep" *checks time : 3:19am* 100% agree, just one more video

@thekingoffailure9967 3 года назад

Have you made it yet, bröther?

@blueninja012 3 года назад

@@thekingoffailure9967 I never did :(

@xtosu9643 3 года назад

omg i just read this message at 3:19am..

@derdimi927 3 года назад

TheKingOfFailure always have been

@0ia 3 года назад

Sleep is terrible, we waste a third of our lives doing it. I wish that we weren't dependant on it.

@soulsplosion6874 Год назад

Ive been procrastinating taking a nap by watching random youtube videos and this one finally convinced me to go the hell to bed

@monkebunsyt Год назад

Watching this while staying up, I should listen to the poll

@NekogamiKun127 3 года назад

"There are a lot of things in the universe." I'm gonna need you to cite your sources on that one, Tom.

@VerbalLearning 3 года назад

Source: The universe

@frozennbutter6425 3 года назад

You should know this because half of the things in the universe live with you. You may know those things as “mother”

@WolfCage123 3 года назад

@@frozennbutter6425 I feel betrayed. Your starting line promised so much to me, someone who has absolutely no concept of the universe and somehow thinks someone could live with half, someone making a twisted metaphor that was to be beautifully laid out in the proceeding sentence, perhaps some great scientist here to present a lighthearted albeit not pure science but complex theory that explains the mysterious allure you piqued. Imagine my surprise to read the words that followed, sometimes in life you're better not knowing the truth, its so much worse than our imagination.

@Moojingles_ 3 года назад

@@WolfCage123 what

@frozennbutter6425 3 года назад

Uncle my apologies, fellow intellectual. Although the size universe is incomprehensible To the human mind(much like your female parental figure) it would be amazing if One could somehow understand or grasp the wideness of the universe. I am sorry that I cannot express my knowledge in a paragraph as big as yours and certainly not as big as your mom.

@revi925 3 года назад

The fact that "orgasm" is placed 69th is just one of the best things in itself

@beskamir5977 3 года назад

Agreed, I had to pause cause I was laughing too hard. That and space/time being equal were the best.

@jeffwillsea6757 3 года назад

Very funny!! XD Still think space and time being the same is my favorite part of this video.

@victory1883 3 года назад

69 is funny Change my mind

@aakratimehra9765 3 года назад

Had to fight the urge to comment nice with time stamp 😂

@namp2018 3 года назад

@@victory1883 the number isn't but the jokes the come with it really is.

@otmgi3865 11 месяцев назад

I would love to see this again, like, updated. And if one spent way too much time making it, even function like an app possibly? I'd play it on the bus all the time.

@hwren9845 Год назад

As a bisexual English insomniac I enjoyed these results immensely.

@diegoantoniorosariopalomin4977 3 года назад

" heterosexuality lost to bisexuality among my followers " Can confirm I caught the big gay by watching Tom's videos

@oddsdenver9673 3 года назад

69th like

@TheVicelion 3 года назад

I was going to like you comment but then i saw the number of likes is sixty-nine... nice!

@tsrenis 3 года назад

Bro that red shirt made me feel some sort of way

@fernsandfantails6293 3 года назад

Now my bi-ness it’s making more sense.

@t6amygdala 3 года назад

Bisexuality isn’t gay. They’re separate things and that heavily contributes to gay erasure

@dougthedonkey1805 3 года назад

“dog go fishing” is the funniest thing I’ve heard in months

@gmodiscool14 3 года назад

🎣🐕

@thenightjackal8876 3 года назад

@@gmodiscool14 heha it go fishing

@Person-lk1vs 3 года назад

time stamp?

@dougthedonkey1805 3 года назад

@@Person-lk1vs 4:04

@ej-jz5rc 3 года назад

@@Person-lk1vs looks like someone didn't watch the whole video /s

@munrowallace Год назад

For some reason a simple(kinda) video about the best thing in the world, has made me laugh more than most things on RU-vid as of late. Loved this. Could not contain myself when privacy came below pizza

@IxiaClover 8 месяцев назад

i would love for a version of this to remain live, im curious on my own opinions of a match like pizza vs privacy

@friedrice4015 3 года назад

Conclusions about the viewers: -nerds -tired -bisexual -eats like a child -really hates lyme disease -needs a hug

@teethsticker3810 3 года назад

👍👍

@guts_9389 3 года назад

yep, sounds about right, now can you be quiet, I'm trying to get to sleep.

@witherblaze 3 года назад

When you live in a place with alot of deer and ticks, you tend to hate lyme disease.

@royisdabest 3 года назад

all a little gay inside

@nightowlanna1069 3 года назад

Very accurate

@edenmcmahon6716 3 года назад

English speaking Extremely online Apparently bisexual Nerds Hmm more accurate then I was expecting

@randomcatdude 3 года назад

that describes me scarily accurately

@nickkohlmann 3 года назад

That perfectly describes all of us.

@sylv256 3 года назад

that describes all of us with 100% accuracy

@WiloPolis03 3 года назад

I feel called out

@OldDanTucker 3 года назад

Everything exept the bisexuality part is me

@duckheadbob Год назад

3:00 Great metaphor Tom! Fully agree

@the-secrettutorials Год назад

One of my favourite videos you've ever made

@francoishj5159 3 года назад

Out of curiosity where did "The Internet" finish

@maybeh-letsplaysmore3697 3 года назад

+ PUSH THIS COMMENT UP +

@slender1892 3 года назад

Forty second I believe

@StormCrownSr 3 года назад

Dead center

@st1ng2k70 3 года назад

@@slender1892 obviously since it can answer anything

@notyouroperatingjohndoe1656 3 года назад

Bump+

@lukeogregory 3 года назад

“Extremely Online Nerds” *EONS*

@sumukhavenkatesha6171 3 года назад

Pention to for tom to name his fans this

@jamestrevelyan1268 3 года назад

Ooh I like this.

@maciejrogalinski 3 года назад

We can name ourselfs like this :)

@sopapopp 3 года назад

Yup, more proof that we're a bunch of nerds

@Jotil 3 года назад

Imo ExONs would be a better name.

@Viscous_Flow 8 месяцев назад

the fact that space and time tied is one of the best things about this poll

@sprout8426 9 месяцев назад

I love how the thing people love best is a state in which you're not aware of reality 😭😭

@Asstolfo96 9 месяцев назад

Existing is exhausting, Susan!

@ARVash 3 года назад

Tom Scotts audience, sleepy, bisexual, and deeply concerned about the earth's magnetic fields.

@mercurywoodrose 3 года назад

so a cartoon character or superhero with those traits would be very popular among this group of likely nerds. Marvel, DC, you have the formula for a hit.

@Mentocthemindtaker 3 года назад

@@mercurywoodrose Oh, well I guess it's time to retcon Magneto to make him bisexual with narcolepsy.

@starchoko1215 3 года назад

dont forget the pizza

@smrffy2939 3 года назад

My bad. Half gay

@gbyedna 3 года назад

I did not know it was possible to be this deceased

@wolfiiu 2 года назад

“the bottom of the list is a bunch of nasty diseases and unpleasant concepts. and one of the twilight movies” as someone who likes twilight, fair enough

@CyreneDuVent 2 года назад

I hate-watched the twilight movies in the middle of the night (I quite liked the books at the time but had very low expectations for the movies) so I remember none of it - which one would that be do you think?

@vxicepickxv 2 года назад

You can enjoy terrible things. I enjoy Jesus Christ : Vampire Hunter, so I can't judge anyone for movie tastes.

@yoriex3577 2 года назад

which one was it? :D I don't remember the movies, I think 4-1 could be the worst

@punk7246 2 года назад

@@vxicepickxv Hahah, you must be kidding, aren't you?

@anderkid1090 2 года назад

I’m going out on a wing and saying it’s New Moon. While the other movies were honestly kind of terrible, New Moon is straight up boring

@ArtDumbster 2 года назад

Would you mind running this again after the pandemic is over? I'm curious how things would change

@RobbieLugos 8 месяцев назад

Because of the ending, this is a good video to watch before going to bed.

@NoriMori1992 3 года назад

"THIS IS A METAPHOR" and "I closed the poll before anyone wrote code to try and break it" really tell you all you need to know about how many times Tom has been around the block.

@Behumoury 3 года назад

😂

@simonmercier6733 3 года назад

He's so self-aware and protects or explains his choices all the time. I really like this kind of rigour.

@KevinShinwoo 3 года назад

@@simonmercier6733 I haven't heard him explain the red shirt thing though

@realcartoongirl 3 года назад

Yes

@temseti0 3 года назад

@@KevinShinwoo its in a video... i think a park bench video... but i'm not certain.

@isleofdead1337 3 года назад

“The best part of the body... the brain” The brain voting for itself is very wholesome

@skyking0356 3 года назад

basically the Obama giving himself a medal meme

@ailaG 3 года назад

Also, electricity voting for electricity. Maybe no human even took the poll at all.

@djoakeydoakey1076 3 года назад

Biased much?

@Megalomaniakaal 3 года назад

But also entirely self-serving.

@TunaNSweetcorn 3 года назад

The only organ to name itself

@Dotzie90 Год назад

Space and Time having the exact same matchup and percent is kinda awesome I've gotta say :D

@OrinForDaBay 6 месяцев назад

the big flashing "this is a metaphor" sign in the introduction always cracks me up

@wamsang7818 3 года назад

"space and time fought and won the same number of matches" *Albert Einstein would like to know your location*

@InfernoGamesBruh 3 года назад

and time

@underscoredfrisk 3 года назад

Albert Einstein sleeps comfortably in his grave (Except that the best part of his body is not there)

@CharlieQuartz 3 года назад

*Heisenberg downloads NordVPN*

@InskayDanork 3 года назад

*Albert Einstein would like to know your worldline

@xumx 3 года назад

They are entangled

@charanpreetchawla8979 3 года назад

btw, who won between cats and dogs, the internet needs to know

@The360MlgNoscoper 3 года назад

I think cats

@thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674 3 года назад

this

@meowdyllic 3 года назад

im with my cat rn

@Murkrust 3 года назад

seeing how obnoxious cat people are...

@axie4777 3 года назад

Cat People: Dogs are lovely too, but I prefer cats. Dog People: CATS ARE DISGUSTING THEY KILLED MY MOM THEY KILLED MY FAMILY AND A CAT STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND AND THEN KILLED HER I'm on neither side. I like snakes.

@EliasGitterman 2 года назад

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD VIDEO

@kate-ng3xd 2 года назад

the best thing is finding out about rock bands in middle school and going to their concert live when you are older

@diamondrel5190 3 года назад

The guy who doesn't like pipe organs has the username "Frickpipeorgans"...

@Choinkus 3 года назад

I don't know why but that puts a smile on my face

@butwithcats265 3 года назад

Someday, I hope to develop a petty grudge against a harmless object that is so engrossing I make a username about it. That sounds like a fascinating experience.

@Blizzburn 3 года назад

@@butwithcats265 Sometimes I wonder. Why would you hate something so passionately you choose to have that very same thing to be a part in your username just for the sake of hating it?

@The360MlgNoscoper 3 года назад

Build a totem of what you hate just so you can be angry at it

@frickpipeorgans8186 3 года назад

I just really hate them go away

@BurazSC2 3 года назад

I'm surprised to see gravity so high. it always gets me down, honestly.

@shinjinator100 3 года назад

I used to be addicted to soap, but now Im clean.

@Huntracony 3 года назад

I wonder how 'puns' ranked...

@cappyjones 3 года назад

Get out. 🤣

@k90sas-choppu46 3 года назад

it pushes people down so it can go even higher

@raykent3211 3 года назад

Friction is under appreciated too.

@SwitchbackCh Год назад

I truly expected a universally-liked animal like "cat" or "dog" to top the list.

@PsychophantFR 8 месяцев назад

“wing instrument that causes cancer” made my night

@aidenweaver3940 2 года назад

"so, what have we learned from this video?" "the majority of toms audience is bisexual"

@roofogato 2 года назад

@@Globbsterz no,,, :/ you can be straight and not be homophoic.

@redisyourdad 2 года назад

@@Globbsterz Go outside and touch some grass buddy

@Orpheus_224 2 года назад

@@roofogato what did they say?

@roofogato 2 года назад

@@Orpheus_224 i forget, sorry

@Balou_560 2 года назад

I feel called out

@RitcheyRich 3 года назад

So what we can conclude about Tom Scott's audience is that the majority of them are tired, bisexual nerds who need a bit of human interaction. And I fit perfectly into that classification