1-4 but V1 and V2 can speak 

what its the program to make that voice?

“give me your blood.” “no.” “i am going to take your blood.” “fuck you.” best writing ever

"Get on my fucking level!" "No way I'd ever stoop that low." Using that.

When V1 called V2 a "mentally handicapped Mcdonald's coloured security toaster" I reached enlightenment

"Unlike you, I was made to actually kill shit, you glorified security drone." DAMN ALRIGHT. Ripping off V2's arm wasnt enough i see

V1: NAILGUN V2: *shitshitshitshit* Made me crack

The way V2 gets mad and loudly says "No u" is pure gold.

I love V1, his dialogue lets you know that not a single thought has happened across his CPU. No one bothered to actually put machinery in the damn thing, it's so smooth it's essentially a metal plate.

THE MOMENT WHEN HE SAID V2'S KNUCKLEBLASTER WAS HIS FAPPING ARM, DAMN THAT KILLED ME 💀

Seeing them argue like petty children was the highlight of my day

Cod 1v1 party chat in a nutshell:

Watching this with captions was the best idea ever.

"You literally made hell a worse place" Lost my mind and it was just the start

This is very accurate. It’s giving me like sensory overload.

One thing I really like is the different text to speech the two have. With V2’s being obviously smoother than V1’s. Excellent work

This implies they already knew eachother and god just imagining V1 and V2 fighting back in the overworld like siblings makes me have a core ejectgasm

I love how v1 uses S.A.M. while V2 uses Microsoft Sam. It makes sense

'Fapping arm' BRO YOU CANT JUST PUT THAT THERE YOU ALMOST KILLED ME

IT SOUNDS LIKE 2 AI'S HAVING A DEBATE IF THEY ARE ROBOT

Very incomprehensible, just like the fight. A perfect 10/10.

"you know what I've realized what your problem is, it's that you aren't fucking dead" favorite quote ever

We desperatly need a 4-4

"Unlike you, I was made to actually kill shit, you glorified security drone." LMAO

Bro actually called the coins an aimbot 💀

Why do i imagine their relationship being like Skids and Mudflap from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? V2: that hurt man V1: it’s supposed to hurt, it’s an ass kicking.

This feels like an internet argument in Hell form

"Inhale my forteen-inches ejection tube," Bro the rizz

"NAILGUN" "Jynx- OH GOD" prime example of pure fear

The “Weeeeeeeeeeeeee-“ makes V1 the most adorable omnicidal murder bot I’ve ever seen

*"OH SHIT, I DROPPED MY FAPPING ARM, GOD DAMN IT."*

the literal inaudible (almost) argument between V1 and V2 while they brutally shoot each other is so goofy and hilarious 💀 also, “WHEEEEÉEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

“Get on my level” “I’d never stoop that low” Damn V1 chill

I need a whole video of V1 saying wheeeee. That Shit made me laugh hard asf

1:41, that "uh" was way too good to not be added in on top of the TTS

I love how v2 mood went from cocky to desperate with v1 pulled out the *nailgun*

Somehow I clicked on this video expecting dialogue that sounded like it would actually play during the game and would build off the game's lore. My fault for not thinking I would lose braincells trying to keep track of some toxic roast-battle between two petty siblings, I guess. *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

W H E E E E E E E E E E

Im just love how V1 in the start and in the end of the video he just got the "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D"

I love v1 voice he sounds done with his shit

I like the idea that V1 and V2 knew each other before entering hell

1. i like how literally the entire fandom agrees this is how the 2 sound 2. this was godly (also V1 shouting "Weeeeee" as they slide was kinda cute)

"Unlike you, i was made to actually kill sh*t, you glorified security drone" 💀💀💀

This is now cannon, you cant change my mind

V2 doing the ROFLcopter absolutely killed me. I couldn't even get like 10 seconds in before dying lol.

No one: Not even a single soul. V1: SKILL ISSUE

It's so nice seeing the implication that they knew eachother + are bros. Instantly subbed, amazing work👍

i love how completely incomprehensible that conversation was

"Oh shit! I dropped my fapping arm, god damn it" "uh thats a thick fucking arm" Got me dying

bro roasted their entire bloodlines while fighting for their lifes

if i hear v1 saying "wheee" ever again then my headcanon will be that he's french i can't take it anymore please help, the voices are getting louder

Watching this without captions was an experience. With captions it was hilarious. I still recommend both experiences.

I hear Microsoft Sam going SOI SOI SOI and it brings me back to Arby n the Chief.

i love how its nothing but constant bickering between the two the whole fight. seems like something they would do.

Watching V1 and V2 talk inordinate amounts of shiche to each other is exactly what i needed today

Hearing Microsoft Sam again was not a blast from the past I expected but this fits.

Years of watching subbed anime has given me the reading skills to keep up with the captions that would give an ordinary man a brain aneurysm

i love how v1 says "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when sliding

“I found your problem. You’re not dead yet.

Out of all the voices the community has given to V2 i think this one fits V2 the best

Normally I'm not the type of person to ask for V2's return in act III, but if it means you will make a third part of this series then hell yeah Hakita you better bring that toaster back

i love how the whole time they were arguing and because they're talking at the same time you can't understand really well without subtitles, which thank god you added subtitles

Calmest conversation between brothers be like:

V1: kys V2: NO U. Had me bursting out laughter

this is like the "freeman's mind" of ultrakill, good job

"You literally make hell a worse place." Bro cooked him

1:41 HE SAID THE LIIIINE

I love how both of them go from bullying each other to "I'm real sick of your shit."

Calmest in-game chat experience

V2: Lmao what the f@ck is up old timer? V1: Oh my f@cking god, please shut up Best part ngl for me Also this is very chaotic

absolutely incomprehensible without subtitles

Sam automatic mouth makes best "WHEEEEEEEEE" in the universe

remember this: "we decide to kill V2, not because it's easy, but because he won't stop talking" - Max0r

This feels like a fever dream in the best way possible

Average sibling relationship

:You literaly make Hell a worse place" was my favorite.

thank you so much for adding subtitles This is the greatest thing I’ve seen today

“NO MY FAPPING ARM-“ Wise words

"you mentally handicapped mcdonald's-colored security toaster" i'm fucking losing it

ok but the fact that they're THIS talkative during such a fast-paced fight really puts into perspective what these things are capable of

The absolute best part of this is how during the second half of the fight they’re just talking over each other

Average siblings bonding expirience

i love seeing ppl actually play boss fights in this game bc all i ever do is slide in circles while coin flipping and then occasionally running in with nail gun to get blood for the blood god

1:08 "security drone" is VILE 😭😭

"OH SHIT I DROPPED MY FAPPING ARM" had me wheezing 😂

Them arguing while killing each other is funny lol

My lungs and diaphragm need to be replaced now because of this video

Idk why I love watching 2 creature of steels with go pro cam as their head fighting each other

V2's 'SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI' is fucking stuck in my head

I sounded like a hyena having a stroke at 3 in the Goddamn morning. Thank you XD. Also, idea for consideration... Please have V1 talk shit while fighting Gabriel.

it would be alot of work but making a mod where v1 makes commentary on the whole game would be amazing

this is exactly how i beat 1-4 trash talking and several near misses a second

We need 1 hour version loops of this

Me: Tries to go to sleep The voices in my head:

"Oh shit! I dropped my fapping arm, God damn it!"-V2

Nobody: Literally nobody: Proximity chat in games:

i find it astonishing that there are ultrakill players out there as good as me

I was expecting V2 to have a better voice engine but god this still fits

1:10 *skill issue*

That “huh” triggered me for a sec

The first time I watched this was without captions and the only thing that I heard in the battle was "give me your blood" and "I was made to actually kill shit"