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10 Problems of joining a Black Metal band

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Thinking about joining a Black Metal band? Watch this before you make a decision.
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@joanm.1991 4 года назад

First problem: Keep the members alive and out of jail

@hogracubu197 3 года назад

But how to create album covers?

@alexandremouton7169 3 года назад

easy.... Just burn your local church and don't forget to bring in the best lawyer in court.

@orenges 3 года назад

Ahhhhh

@virtuaplayer7234 3 года назад

@@hogracubu197 Good question

@reagancanington 3 года назад

mayhem couldn't do this😂

@putridabomination 4 года назад

The first problem: Finding band members

@justinblake1849 4 года назад

Agreed. Tho i cant find members for ANY different types of metal. Ppl r too lazy, not interested, or not musically proficient enough.... I know how to play drums, guitar and bass. Should i start my own 1 piece band? Lol

@draddams 4 года назад

Justin Blake Yes

@JastrzabTrzeci 4 года назад

@@justinblake1849 Absolutely

@zakkperkins3826 4 года назад

I'll join ya band although I suck 😂

@light4252 4 года назад

@@justinblake1849 you should join my band

@rickypasketofficial 4 года назад

When your bassist kills your guitarist and singer commits suicide

@emanuelss 4 года назад

That happens to my band almost 3 times

@Whatruacop97 4 года назад

Hate it when that happens

@Erykfib 4 года назад

Happens everytime

@erickh82082 4 года назад

Haaaaa!

@virtuaplayer7234 3 года назад

Mayhem moment

@atanatokosmiki216 4 года назад

Damn... this should be a sitcom.

@mariejudesmart649 4 года назад

Hell Yeah!!! The only one worth watching!!!!!!

@Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist 4 года назад

Structure it like The Office and I'm in

@bearworm 4 года назад

i mean, metalocalypse? kinda?

@NaZ-ln2ln 4 года назад

I want at least 10 seasons of that

@surprisinglyblank2392 4 года назад

You might like Metal Family on youtube.

@Guy-bm5wh 4 года назад

Band: Farvann Song name: Farvann Writting: Farvann Vocals: Farvann Guitar: Farvann Bass: Farvann Drums: Farvann Recording/mixing: phone

@Farvann 4 года назад

Phonevann

@33savage70 4 года назад

@@Farvann Oh my god I love you so much.

@caim3465 4 года назад

@@Farvann kono Phonevann da!

@KrakenIsMahB 4 года назад

song name isnt Farvann but Farvenn, such TRVE CVLT creativity !!!

@ToeCutter454 4 года назад

record label "Liter of Cola"

@vladsnape6408 4 года назад

"Play like you never heard of Dream Theatre" - all black metal bands should take this advice.

@justinblake1849 4 года назад

Is it weird that i've never heard dream theater? Im mean ive Heard of the band name, but never listened. Favorite current metal bands: At the gates, Dimmu Borgir, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Haunted, Cradle of filth, Watain....

@AlistairMaxwell77 4 года назад

*all bands

@davidgomez7882 4 года назад

@@justinblake1849 I personally tried listening to DT, but never got into them. They brought a lot to the table, with varied instrumentalization, odd signatures, arrangements and tempos, and stuff like that. It's just not my cup of tea, I guess. It's worth a try listening to, at least to get an idea.

@snuppssynthchannel 4 года назад

@@davidgomez7882 I think there are many far better prog groups out there like Magma (check out De Futura), ELP, Yes, Gentle Giant, Genesis, U.K, King Crimson etc. But Also modern bands like Opeth, The Flower Kings, Koenjihyakkei, Cardiacs etc are all excellent. Also Universe zero with their album Heresie is like a form for gothic, chamber black metal, of the darkest sort, and are among the most evil sounding albums that i have ever heard (from 1979)

@darkfrozenwinterstar3639 4 года назад

So I‘m not the only one thinking of Dark Tranquility when hearing someone talking about DT?

@SimonSmithGuitar 4 года назад

This is brilliant

@Farvann 4 года назад

Thank you sir!

@HydroGadeOFFICIAL 3 года назад

Your both brilliant RU-vidrs. I love you Simon and Farvann

@Player-od5vo 3 года назад

Did you mean.. dark?

@extremelycold3162 3 года назад

Ohh SIMON was here

@colehenderson518 3 года назад

Agreed 👹

@playedplains6177 4 года назад

Mom: "What have you learned today son?" Son: "If you leave a mini fridge open long enough Satan will consume your soul and devour your flesh until you turn into a demon hell spawn."

@mikitz 3 года назад

Plus, the fridge's engine blows up over time.

@marcen12 2 года назад

Mom: So religion class must have been fun!

@timothymckane6362 4 года назад

And this is how one man black metal bands are better.

@justinblake1849 4 года назад

Burzum lol

@vortex-xy4xe 4 года назад

Midnigth odyssey

@superZEROKID 4 года назад

Leviathan

@Hellenicheavymetal 4 года назад

Satanic Warmaster

@godzillasenpai3685 4 года назад

Bathory

@liamshanley_21 4 года назад

took me over a minute to realize this was one dude in three different shirts

@Farvann 4 года назад

😄

@Charles_Anthony 4 года назад

Same. He's that good.

@puglover6113 3 года назад

Wait what- I just realized that when I read your comment 😂

@klausbrinck2137 3 года назад

What??? 3 different T-shirts??? I recognize a single one...!!!

@jjsamuelgunn1136 3 года назад

Cuz the drummer ODed, the guitarist killed himself and the vocalist was sucked into a portal to hell. Dun tell anyone but this guy is actually (just) the bassist

@sonnenhafen5499 4 года назад

there are a thousand problems of joining a black metal band. thats why there are one man black metal bands. its just the natural and obvious solution :)

@riffsfromtheabyss666 4 года назад

Very true

@madkhaliqfarhan 4 года назад

For this reason, I'd like to form a one-man Black Metal Jazz band named "Belangkin" (tar), where I'd like to play the saxophone (my favorite musical instrument, tbh) in an eeriest way possible one day! 😈

@sturm1312 4 года назад

@@madkhaliqfarhan Good luck man

@Hellenicheavymetal 4 года назад

Farhan Maleq same, i will see you on a tour someday.

@Cyclobomber 4 года назад

@@madkhaliqfarhan Well it's not black metal but John Zorn did grind-jazz so why not after all...

@sonnenhafen5499 4 года назад

1:43 i thought this was going to be cringy. but it turned out nothing than precisely realistic and awesome

@Farvann 4 года назад

What? Cringe is the concept of this channel! I guess I missed the point this time 🙁

@angelcastellanosmartinez7247 4 года назад

Oh yes it was, and it was dope af

@Hacker_lyx 4 года назад

The fridge gag got me real good.

@jadonlamey3931 4 года назад

I've watched the fridge bit like 15 times lmao " OHHHH LORD SAAATAN' 🤣

@user-hj9xz5gr3f 3 года назад

The drummer being possessed though! 😭😭☠️☠️☠️

@johnathonmckenzie7148 Год назад

I was a vocalist of a black metal band . I tried to create controversy through my blasphemous lyrics to get attention for the band. It didn't work. But one day I got really drunk on put on my corpse paint in the wrong order. We instantly became controversial as the first black face metal band

@enbybeanie666 Год назад

LMFAOOOO

@60R4LVY 7 месяцев назад

NAHHHHH...😨

@MarioGarcia-tr4ev 4 года назад

Nobody: Swedish Death metal bands: 3:28

@Mp57navy 3 года назад

Not enough gain on that pedal.

@MarioGarcia-tr4ev 3 года назад

@@Mp57navy true, it's not an hm2

@Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius 3 года назад

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@Erykfib 4 года назад

1:38 This is pretty artistic

@Farvann 4 года назад

Thanks! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--67Jw2BfENo.html

@Erykfib 4 года назад

@@Farvann Fantastic

@snowbeast63 4 года назад

Just a fridge bro. Haha

@somekid7 4 года назад

It reminds me of The Lighthouse

@Solarion138 3 года назад

Its like im at a Watain show

@metalheadchick7740 4 года назад

3:54 Ouch, right in the Vikernes

@nope8827 4 года назад

Ooooooh that hurts

@PILULE-ow9sk 4 года назад

I don't get it?

@nocontentacc 3 года назад

@@PILULE-ow9sk Search up Varg Vikernes

@PILULE-ow9sk 3 года назад

@@nocontentacc yeah I was just too tired to get the joke lol

@dokterkarel 4 года назад

"you recorded that so you can practice it at home?" - "no man, I just recorded our album" roflmao!

@mikitz 3 года назад

Would've been better if it was a tape recorder, though.

@kyu2813 3 года назад

That was the best one hahaha

@dokterkarel 3 года назад

@@mikitz or a nokia 3310

@arsaeterna4285 4 года назад

0:17 not gonna lie I'd buy that album, that sounded dope lol

@fogasterg 4 года назад

Actually thermodynamics teaches us that leaving the fridge door open will heat the room, not make it colder !!! ah ah ah, up yours, satanist ! ( Yes, I graduated in physics ). Love your videos by the way.

@Farvann 4 года назад

Yeah, but the joke was too obvious to leave it out 😶

@dsennack7792 4 года назад

Transgenda Gubament everything, literally everything creates friction, friction creates an energie loss because the energie is converted into heat and spreads so its useless to you therefore a loss. Since literally everything creates friction, cooling things does too, besides you can‘t create cold unlike warmth, the fridge just extracts the warmth from the insulated inside of the fridge so the air cools down. If the door is open, you‘re just having your fridge transport the warmth around the room plus you heat the room with the heat from the friction

@a.od-reszki4674 4 года назад

Teach me thermodynamics i need that

@ebenezer576 3 года назад

@Gringo I'd guess that it could be translated to : There is no 100 % efficient energy system. Since you remove heat from the fridge via an electrical system you will have some resistances / pump and frictions that will create more heat (the loss) than the "created cold".

@goldmund2902 4 года назад

Man, i haven't checked your videos out for a long time and you really did improve quite drastically. overall better comedic timing, acting, jokes and the aesthetic quality of you videos aswell. and you've also lost quite bit of the cringe that usually comes with youtube comedy. i wish you the best for the future!

@damnedbelowjudas_ 3 года назад

0:17 actually awesome vocals

@edtheangler4930 3 года назад

Yes

@amarthdagnir2608 4 года назад

The dream theater one got me so hard xD

@Farvann 4 года назад

Little challenge: Name the *two movie references* in this video

@keegan7736 4 года назад

Can i have a timestamp? hehe

@keegan7736 4 года назад

Lords of chaos!!! haha nah just kidding

@keegan7736 4 года назад

im pretty sure the one of the references was about the gain

@billpeel4408 4 года назад

I only got The Lighthouse

@casualobserver8383 4 года назад

Hmmm. Gain on eleven?

@helgaketurka 4 года назад

1:50 Oscar 👏 brilliant performance, man)))

@Farvann 4 года назад

Дзякуй 🙂

@helgaketurka 4 года назад

@@Farvann aww that is so sweet of you)))

@Gakki_Aniki 4 года назад

@@Farvann SIMP !

@axo2607 4 года назад

@@Farvann SIMP

@theeguy9022 3 года назад

@@Farvann SIMP !

@michaelobdziejewski2517 4 года назад

1:28 how Immortal writes their music

@ishaanpatel1339 3 года назад

The fridge rant is one of the most epic things on youtube. Period.

@carlcat3944 4 года назад

The one with the fridge was the best one 😂 epic voice btw

@bassguitar7021 4 года назад

Wow. I'm really feeling the love from your band members

@ReeceDK 4 года назад

I enjoyed this a lot! Great delivery and hilarious punch lines. The fact that every band member got a unique look to them makes it even better 😂 Würde gerne mehr von den Dreien sehen!

@Whatruacop97 4 года назад

It’s not easy being a bass player in a black metal band not just because of fact that you won’t be heard on the song but the waiting on the right time to kill your guitarist is the hardest part especially after your singer committed suicide

@jnutz4871 4 года назад

You also forgot the requirement of dressing like you ride motorcycles, while also thinking you're too cool to actually own or ride one.

@ealdorman5053 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂 It's just a fridge bro

@claytonprice2579 4 года назад

I love how you represented the mxr pedal. I'm in a black metal band and ended up abandoning that pedal. It sounds great when run through the return of the effects loop on my amp but it doesn't cut through the mix.

@Transylvanian_Werewolf98 4 года назад

1:43 is the best part that's for sure, i laughed my ass off, great Farvann

@noctavel 3 года назад

This captures the nature of a black metal band: beeing the only member in the band...

@charlotteholmes3056 3 года назад

01:43 - 02:05 reminds me my husband (drummer in Black Metal band) after drink a lot in a party.

@HeroSword_P 4 года назад

3:53 Lol I thought you were going to say that you had a sudden urge to stab your band's guitarist.

@HenryCeption 3 года назад

"The Coffee isnt that strong" The Coffee: 1:45

@Casper-jh3el 3 года назад

3:04 😂 The Drummer: What is Gain ? Something to eat ?

@kakihara671 4 года назад

This parody on scene from "Lighthouse" - awesome.

@TheLight965 4 года назад

TELL ME YER FOND OF ME LOBSTER! (One of the Best movies of 2019, i love your tribute to it😂)

@captainfantastic3490 4 года назад

The lighthouse is the best movie of 2019 in my opinion.

@TheLight965 4 года назад

@@captainfantastic3490 Yeah for sure, for me I'd say it's tied with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for best of the year

@captainfantastic3490 4 года назад

@@TheLight965 when i first saw The Lighthouse, It was tied with Parasite but after couple of days and the second spin, It became my favorite movie of 2019. I can't wait for Robbert Eggers's next project cuz i love The Witch too. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is a great movie as well.

@TheLight965 4 года назад

@@captainfantastic3490 Yeah, can't wait for the Northman, I hope its as balls out crazy as the lighthouse

@6balanced9 2 года назад

The drummers face during the fridge scene is fucking hilarious

@tylerwemhoff9701 4 года назад

do you mind if i use that speech as lyrics

@PedriqueArtoq 4 года назад

Sounds fucking good

@sonnenhafen5499 4 года назад

if you do it properly, no one will ever recognize the theft. because duh, lyrics will surely not be released and listening carefully will not help much

@NYR2K8 4 года назад

Not sure if you intended the band merch choices but I love the Darkthrone cut off for the kvlt Black metal purist and the Inquisition tee for the new member that doesnt mind playing a solid proggy riff that gets in trouble with the band.

@uhh4312 4 года назад

this channel just keeps getting better now

@fklr-369 3 года назад

This dude is awesome! Thanks brother keep it up.

@Deathmetalguy286 3 года назад

0:43 very good black metal when you have headphones

@madkhaliqfarhan 4 года назад

The "not being a weirdo" part is so brutal I almost lost my life though... That guitarist wants the fridge to be left open, so that the endless cold air could be absorbed in his already blackened heart? It's just a fridge, dude... Hell is way colder than the fridge or any air conditioner 'coz it was Satan, who controls the air conditioning in Hell, right? 😂

@mariejudesmart649 4 года назад

"Just a fridge bro!"

@vibrationalkeys3320 4 года назад

LOL'Ss my favorite part, leave fridge *open* f.t.w.

@gingalypse7417 3 года назад

Damn, that amp throw 3:08 is pretty damn smooth

@wolfmetal22666 3 года назад

The fridge gag is worth than 2 or 3 Stevie T entire videos! (I do love Stevie T, he is awesome but I mean Farvann have so many brilliant moments!!)

@Erykfib 4 года назад

0:31 I actually do it too not only for kvlt sound, but I just don't have money :)

@N16HTM4RE 3 года назад

The "Lighthouse" reference kills me.

@ivarisalie8759 3 года назад

The "not being a wierdo" part is too true.

@Sewblon 3 года назад

0:30 Objection! That wasn't a question! I liked the guy with too much dedication. If I was joining a band, I would want it to be with him.

@l.p.8041 4 года назад

Never enough hate, this mighty be why I have a hard time starting a band.

@KardboardKenny 4 года назад

i just got your cd today. i love it and thank you so much.

@michalpinkr4711 3 года назад

I met a guy at a party who said he is fellow black metalhead so I showed him my stuff. I've got special diy guitar with cymbals on it and the gain during the recording was on max.. He listened to it terrified and ask me If I dont want to rerecord it in his studio on normal instruments with better mastering and less noice so it could be more clean. I didnt talk to him again. Never turn down my gain while I wanna play BLACK METAL! Especialy when gutiar's got f*cking metal on itself!

@boloball78 4 года назад

Discovering your channel is definetely gonna make my quarentine less boring, dude your videos are amazing, and so are you ! 🦔

@maranathashalom9402 3 года назад

1:44 the drummer shot made me lol! Thanks for the insight on what it's like to make good music :) Like this type of content and BM!

@maranathashalom9402 3 года назад

3:40 u got me again hahaha

@NorthGaReptile 3 года назад

This is hilarious! Well done! An acoustic guitar can sound quite evil in the right hands though (Opeth - The Grand Conjuration for example)

@rottingturtle1567 3 года назад

My god that fridge part. I couldnt stop laughing. Great video \m/\m/

@EvaluateAssimilate 3 года назад

Your monologue whilst the fridge was open is, well, metal 🤘 epic, man

@rishab8world 4 года назад

2:12 my best part... Dream theater 😂 Subbed

@xtothae 4 года назад

This reminds me of the time I joined a black metal band. They were all into Darkthrone, Mayhem, Burzum etc, while I was listening to Scarlett O'Hara. However, it was a lot of fun XD

@RandomJohnnyG 4 года назад

After all the overtime work and frustation in the hospital, this video made my day even❤Thanks Men..shout out from philippines

@Farvann 4 года назад

Thank you! You're welcome

@Cineastre 4 года назад

Bei der Kühlschrank Szene haste dich aber mal selbst übertroffen! Super Video *Ping* 🍻

@AlexJonesGaming 3 года назад

I love how accuratelty inaccurate this is

@NootalieWalf 4 года назад

1:50 help I’m dead

@Spailon 3 года назад

The fake blood on the walls is a nice touch

@storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319 4 года назад

at first i thought 2:32 said "making Euronymous mistakes". that could've taken a COMPLETELY different turn

@daisuke_thrasher7032 4 года назад

1:43 Well someone saw the lighthouse (2019) 😂

@Gakki_Aniki 4 года назад

Farvann deadass recreated the scene from Lighthouse !lol

@Bobo-zt2ig 3 года назад

Joining a death metal band is just like try not to laugh challenges.... ....instead, try not to die

@saltysergeant4284 3 года назад

LMFAO!! In your thumbnail, you look like Armoured Skeptic trying to impersonate Peter Steele! YOU CANNOT UNSEE IT.

@t3hgir 4 года назад

Heyheyhey, ever heard of Dream Theater? -yea Okay, play as if you've never heard of Dream Theater LMAO

@kandelgoat9512 4 года назад

Lol I feel like the one with the open fridge was a reference to The Lighthouse monologue Edit: I just noticed the Whiplash one

@Farvann 4 года назад

I see you're a man of culture as well... but what's Whiplash? Seriously... I don't know it

@brandongoldberg2000 4 года назад

1:43 having me as part of a Black Metal Band back in the day..... it's not cringy, is quite accurate LOL, and the Dream Theater part too, I will always remember this: *ME SHOWING A WHOLE SONG THAT WAS QUITE EASY*, "too complex", until this day I still misheared: "we can't play a shit for real" lol

@mephisto136 2 года назад

That prayer was epic...I felt it man....fuck yes...lmfao

@fuckcraigsgloves8656 4 года назад

hey guys

@xNataffka 4 года назад

2:00 oh my gosh 😱 I got scared in this moment

@Farvann 4 года назад

Good 😁

@xNataffka 4 года назад

You should think about acting career 👍

@Ginger_Monster 2 года назад

The moment with the refrigerator is hilarious!)))

@Erykfib 4 года назад

Videos are getting better and better, keep it up Farvann!

@-ff958-4 4 года назад

2:43 that hi-hat sounds a little weird..

@Farvann 4 года назад

😂 guess what...

@TheLastmystic 4 года назад

The damn Dream Theatre joke again xD

@Farvann 4 года назад

Sure! 😄

@themushroom_dude 4 месяца назад

The fridge bit actually made laugh out loud, holy shit

@rblxmac 10 месяцев назад

0:17 holy shit that's so good

@aamonnorthseeker4542 4 года назад

Yeah, I'm definitely the overly dedicated guy, it's just a trait and habit of mine

@justinsobscuremetalchannel4265 4 года назад

Well all kidding aside, I actually record everything for my black metal project on my iPad. It’s all I have, but it sounds pretty damn good for what I’m doing.

@SG-dk3nf 3 года назад

First time watching your videos. Excellent stuff and so much humor!

@tolga4497 3 года назад

Its a bit odd question but I loved the chord 3:36 anyone know which chord is it?

@fatmanpez 4 года назад

I have my Fullbore Metal at similar settings in addition to a Tubescreamer pretty high, a GT-500 with the OD on high and my trems maxed. With all the reverb on my Bandit 112 I'm get a cold tone like frozen rusty nails scraping on rustic barbed wire in the cold caves on Wisconsin.

@1984schizosturm 3 года назад

looks like the right kind of fridge for me

@jayvalle50 4 года назад

The mini fridge part just about killed me😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂🤘😎🤘

@stormtrooperelite1453 3 года назад

i thought this was supposed to be a comedy sketch. If I wanted cold hard facts, I'd probably go watch one of those info channels. Just kidding, you did this too well and it's frightening just how many people I know who are serious about all this

@nope8827 4 года назад

Her: i bet He's cheating on me with another woman Me and the Boys: