My youth minister said that before "You girls are so ready to "twerk" but God will remove that "t" and have you ready to werk for our Lord and Savior. I just couldn't anymore.
What about the preacher that asks questions while giving the sermon. My pastor always does this ie. "Cuz the Bible says Jesus is what?...(Crickets waiting on someone to answer) then answers, "the light of the world!"
#10: the famous line to let you know that it will be a long message is "I won't be before you long". Thirty minutes later "this is my last point." Fifteen minutes later "I'm about to take my seat." Total time: 1 hour.
Here's a few more : "the enforcer"- he makes everyone praise --"aww yall can do better than that..." "where are the real praisers at" OR "the guilt trip collector" or "auctioneer"-- "i want all the deacons to line up and give $100" .."can we get $20, $40" etc...
oh! while its on my mind... "the profuse sweater" or "the T.M.I./ gossiper"--goes into a story and just drops some information i dont think we should have known...lol
"There's gonna be either a boy or either a girl. Prepare yourself. Blue or pink! Which one do you want? Which one do you want? The pink Jordan's or the blue Jordan's? Cause you gonna have a baby. Child support is in your future." Lmbo they are too funny.
The Story Teller. The pastor who can give a whole sermon talking about whatever miraculous things happened to him and people he knows. The confusing pastor who keeps straying from the point and loses everyone. The Name Calling pastor - the one who likes to single out people in his congregation and comment on them.
Yo my grandfather is the confusing one cause he be preaching and I just be like 👁️👄👁️ what was the message again? Then it's time to get ready dismiss lol
#10 gets me all the time! They be like: "Hmmm I'm getting to close." An hour later: "I'm getting ready to close! Yes I am!!!" I be like how many doors on these messages?
I just went back to hear @ 0:07 "Read with me on your Apple, I don't know where it is on Android, because we didn't have those in the Garden of Eden" smmfh wow #killedit
There's also the pastor who'll start out quiet and then just out of nowhere will yell at the top of his lungs while simultaneously banging on the pulpit😂
One of the best videos on RU-vid I been going to church all life my mom was a musician of music. Oh and she was faithful lol. I seen all of these pastors ...I think this was my mom coming to give me a smile RIP MOMMY
The Bilingual Preacher who speaks in tongues more than he speaks in English. The Revelatory Revelator, the preacher who speaks as though everything he says is straight-up revelation. The Researcher/Scholar who gives the historicity and hermeneutical principles behind EVERYTHING. Showtime at the Apollo- the preacher who tells more jokes than gives Scripture. Man, I go to ORU; I done seen them all!
+brandeestarr Yup I just said the same thing! I call him 'The Holy Ghost High' preacher, but I like your name better! Yes, and the one who stops preaching every few seconds and speaks in tongues because the Lord is moving......uh ah! The Lord is speaking....ha! Shamma! LOL
Well, it is what it is. It has been a foundation of Black Church Culture in the United States, especially the Pentecostals. And one thing it has been, whenever I thought back to those days, is a point of reference to have a good laugh at all of the animation and dramatic moments. When my mother used to shout, she'd jump up from the piano, hold her arms straight out to her side and spin around like a helicopter, if you can imagine that scene, LOL!
AAHAHAHAHA!!! This is too funny and I have seen them all, literally!!! But what about the one that starts feeling the sermon and starts taking off his suit jacket that the usher comes to get; then gives him a towel or wipes the sweat off his head with it and brings the glass of water with the napkin on top of it? LOL! Also, what about the one that ends the sermon and goes straight into the song, "I need thee" for alter call!!! LOL
i can think of at least two more: "the laughin' preacher": after ever phrase or two he punctuates it-HUH... with a laughin kinda soun-ha-HUH!... i think y'al know-a-HUH... ju' what i'm talkin about-a-HUH-HUH! and then, of course, there's the "preacher blessed with the gift of tongues"... who ever know and then -- ah shabada yama tilo lobada -- interupts their sermon in english -- heggalah shee manaya --- to insert some preachin in anotha language-a-huh! --- shamma lamma ding dong! --- which only those with the gift of *interpreting* tongues can understand-ah --- hibachi bagel menorah... teriyaki kunta kinte....
I AM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!!!!!! It went from started from the bottom to I'm Different. But hey we got to find some way to keep the kids in church LOL
I'll tell you some more preacher types....1: The Preacher that uses too many runs, 2: The preacher that misquotes scriptures 3: The preacher that tells too many jokes 4: The prancing preacher....5: The Preacher that forgot his sermon 6: The Preacher that no one can follow
LOL! At the youth church and 'I don't know what is in the android...the apple was in the garden of eden so that's what we're going to read' hahahaha saw this on facebook so at the beginning I genuinely thought the first guy was an actually preacher!
I have to remember that I can't eat or drink when watching y'all's videos! I'm about to choke over here on my Chex Mix! Y'all are hilarious.....KEEP IT UP!!!! :D
Also. The pastor who calls people by name throughout the sermon. “We need more couples in this church like Larry and Linda Williams. Or like Barry Hendricks. Oh, I had a great time with you and your family last week, Barry...” Then, the pastor who recaps his whole sermon in a 9min 36sec closing prayer. And the one who goes off on illustrations: “It’s like when Carlito tells his lawyer, so long, counselor. Man, what a great line! So terse, so witty. I just love the writing. You know that movie was a book first...
