100 StarKid quotes I quote daily 

This is all your fault Jafar

Thats just tiny little acts of God

"God did it to us, damn Him to Hell"

and we all know that god is a vicious two faced prick

@@sssimpwolf76 you're right! In fact, that's why we killed him!

Its exPLORA not explorer

Every now and then I just gasp and say "Miss Explora!!"

Im very glad im not the only one who annoys people with this line.

I really need a watch ._.

Dude I’m also the only person among my friends who wears a watch and so I could totally annoy my friends with this

Every time I wear a watch it stops working, and when I take it off, it starts working again...😐😑😐 Oh and this happened to 3 or 4 watches in a row😅

Yeah, I do this AlL tHe TiMe.

Embody the Latte Hottay

It is literally part of my Instagram bio LOL

Kelly Taylor Lmao that’s awesome!

In the wise words of Robert manion: Barista yeah

Maybe someone calls you a "latte hottay" and you would never know ┐( -⌔- )┌

(Or something like that) Also thanks for the heart!

Lmao! Mine is for sure “you can’t fool me with numbers Krayonder!”

Sis got RANGE

🌱☀️👦🏼 Maybe that grass should've done the same 👦🏼☀️🌱 ✨✂️👠 𝐸𝓍𝒸𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓂𝑒 𝓈𝒾𝓇, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝑜 𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓈 𝒹𝑜? 👠✂️✨

1.1kth like haha, not important but still😂

crAAAAPhOOOOLe is my name

Now to ruth

Molly whiteman mAtHs

『latte hatte』 i’m smart i promise it was just late

Molly whiteman it’s fine I’m gay I can’t do maths anyway

『latte hatte』 hahahaha what a mood

Im so gay i cant think straight

What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?

@@artictwister2019 am hufflepuff, not sure

@@artictwister2019 I FIND the comment section under this video very interesting.

Leti L well I don’t FIND that surprising at all

What the *hell* is a hufflepuff

Antonia Miranda y five o’ clock cant come soon enough, i cant wait to get home to my booooooooooois. Also: Business calls im up to my ass in shit.

“Markets are crashing and I’m at the edge of my wits” I use that all the time

Also firebringer. I don't really wanna do the work today.

Cassie's Creations 😂 Best would be if the teacher knew about StarKid 😊😂

Can I find someone to mesgae online? Idc who u r (I won't meet up or anything). Pls none of my friends like starkid (I'm trying to introduce them and one is watching them but she won't talk bout it! She watched mamd for some reason and she LOVES glee but she won't watch any with Darren in

@@nacho_girl well if you still want someone to talk to then I would be able to talk here!😁

@@billolson8766 damn 2 years. Yeah sorry I got insta since then and found a community. :)

@@nacho_girl alright! Good for you!

Every Sunday in church.

Let us pray that he is pleased and be grateful

The amount of times i sing this under my breathe...

VERONIKA ZIOUECHE well he said ‘because they *probably* don’t have another mamma and papa’ so that’s what I based this comment off of

Sameeee

With the exact tone and inflection, every single time, and I can't say it around an Emma because they're gonna be so confused

I FELT THISSSSS

Same!! 😂

What a blessing! :)

I nEvEr HaD pEtS-

jUsT a DuMB ShIt BuTLer

wHo BuiLDs DuMb ShiT jEts

OHHH

I’m fAllInG ApaRT

Or blame God in 5 different ways

Newer contribution, but "God's leaving me out to dry; do something you sonuvabitch!" from NPMD is also acceptable

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ə

_eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_

**internal screaming** comment fits perfectly

It happened during dinner with my family

@@CallieGartner :)

@@burhanuddinmaskawala187 what did you say?

you just quoted the entire starkid fandom

It’s all your fault Ja’Far

Wait really?? That’s pretty epic of them

Lol. Every time I see Meredith and Brian H talking with each other I think so cute. Eg. Firebringer Aww smelly balls you love Jemila and you love smelly balls Jemila. Also when I first watched I thought of how they would get the babies to eat so either smelly balls or ducker had some fun (probably ducker cause smelly balls' balls smell

@@nacho_girl Well, they had to find out that smellyballs had smelly balls somehow.

Yes but admit it joey said some words wrong - Am I the one that you should know? Him - no I'm not Everyone watching - yes you are

It’s become a real problem

ella desarae right i can’t work without answering with a starkid quote

Starkid quotes are useful information

Starkid quotes are useful information, for example, in a Starkid quote contest with a $10,000 cash prize coming to Netflix the summer of 2021 :D

That is useful information

me too

Same lol

Same

I'd be concerned if you didn't know all of them.

@@yeshevishman same

She had the lying tounge if a snake makes me think of Joe Walker saying SLAAAAAAVE or SNAAAAAKE

I can't believe I forgot "I'm a snaaaakkkeeee" existed. I'm a failure.

"UGGGGHHHH EWW WHAT ARE YOU WHAT A R E Y OOOOOU" is my state of mind when I see people

It makes me proud that I know what it means without translator (yes I did learn lo siento on translator before I watched)

"I love you too...I'm sorry"

Paul probably likes animation but dint knew that moana was a musical

SATAN IS A REALLY MSN!

SATAN IS A REAL MAN!!!!!!!!

SATAN IS A REAL MAN!

I’m not sure who came up with it, but I think I heard that they had since AVPM but couldn’t find a place to put it in that or AVPS

I get this feeling that they just let A.J. loose on stage and told him to go nuts

and if anyone thinks that makes me less of a man they can speak to my *fucking gun*

May I ask what that is from? I'm stupid

@@nacho_girl mine is from trail to oregon, i think the reply is from the guy who didn't like musicals

OX LIKE ME

OK for me I never sing the proper lyrics and in tgwdlm I have to struggle to not sing barista yeah when Lauren is singing her first solo bit

I made a ten minute video of it on my channel in case you need it more in your head.

NO. You must blame Jafar!!

Or Herman

I blame Ja'far

I blame ALL of them!!

Or jafar

I was at like 18:45 when I saw this so I just waited it out and oml I love this

Chaotic jeff blim

Why not? I'm confused I saw it but idk why you shouldn't

Why not? I'm confused I saw it but idk why you shouldn't

18:53 is mood

I once accidentally kicked my now boyfriend to prove that I could kick that high

@@kaykeller4175 boss move, sis

Ranboo????

LITERALLY WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS MANY YEARS AGO OR THEY HOLD UP THEIR FINGER I QUOTE THIS

I DO IT WHENEVER MY FRIENDS ASK FOR A STORY OR FOR ME TO TELL THEM AYYYINH

When the going gets tough And you're smoking a cigarette Not for a taste of it The madness, it grows like a flame Through his soul and it's time For some payback Conditions are right The kindle is dry It's a labor of chemistry photo Just a tiny spark Send the light through the dark And the devil's unleashed Hell is your destiny Your wagon is on fire! Your wagon is aflame Your wagon is on fire It'll never be the same Now is the next part of the plan Grab the girl and let's get going The tall one with the ugly dress? That's my future wife! Show some respect But this is all fucked, I thought it would be clean How could it been when we're burning families? Grab or bag her, anyway you want I'm too busy saying "What's going on?"And life as you know it is changing Desperate times call for measures (Mr. McDoon) Wedding bells, they are clanging (The Bandit King) Another one's ash in my treasure Your wagon is on fire! (When did this get serious?) (When my world's at stake) Your journey is a sham You should've paid attention, Dad - There are lives to save And all that you desire (Why aren't you furious?) (We're not far behind) You're back where you began It's all just part of the grind We'll take it one day at a time And we'll find our way back home Are we gone to Oregon? Oregon! -Regon! When you got mud on your dick!

Your welcomr

Well I do my best every time. Same with the end of happy ending

I absolutely love it and learned the lyrics after the first time I saw trail to oregon and now I can't watch it without singing it

Grace Wilbourn LOL

Yikes...look like your not gonna get married...

@@evieanne06 meaning...???

Grace Wilbourn Did you see what he tweeted on June 2?

@@evieanne06 he's bi, not full-on gay

Geteiltes Leid ist halbes Leid 😫

No one can do it casually. Thats the point. Just do it and blame it on jafar

Same I'm Spanish so I just do it in my head

I traduce them to my native language so it confuses people even more 🤪🥵

uhh can relate,,,,,,, im russian

Cassie's Creations same

Cassie's Creations and also joey richter🙃

Falling in love Falling in love Falling in love With all of starkidddd

I thought it was just me

Kiki Likes theatre too much I’m glad I’m not the only one XD

I always wore a watch to school since before The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. Well, I actually wear a watch every day. I'm one of the few teenagers I know who do. I still say the quote, though.

I. Need to find a watch to do this with my mum (ill throw it on the sofa) brb

Lol I did it 😂 but I forgot the bit about time being a unique force of something so I did a joey and said hohohohohohohohohoho it deserves its on tool of measurement and my mum just looked at me sarcastically and said that worked well

The only reason I don’t is because I haven’t got it memorized yet

Easy really

Don’t matter whether it’s in context or out. I go up to my mate and literally tap her on her shoulder and scream in her face “SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA”

Underrated comment

They just wouldn't be the same without Darren criss

@@nerdgirl7363 just make a mask of Daren's face and have Jon matterson wear it the entire show

no

@@mickys8065 yes

I remember, before I saw Twisted, my boyfriend whispering "Achmed is a tiger fucker" at any given moment. I honestly don't know if its funnier with context or without XD

​@EphemeralDarkness22 YOOO I do that with my girlfriend too!! Trying to get a chance to show her the scene because she's genuinely concerned for me- 😅

Isn’t it one of yours? 😂

Same tho I spent lockdown finding a starkid fan (I failed so I've started going on rblx servers and shouting who is a starkid fan and no one ever replies or they say never heard. Of it

THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS

literally all the time?? why’s are you questioning this???

Ok u just inspired me to use that as a monologue for auditions THANK YOU

Any time. Sometimes I just quote starkid with absolutely 0 context

Mero CV I do this constantly We were at youth group one time and I impulsively dropped to the floor, rolled towards my friends, and then popped up shouting, “DiD sOmEoNe SaY dRaCo MaLfOy?!”

Just go up to random people waiting in lines

LMAO

23:13 - just so it's easier

Lol I didn't notice that before

What does he call the thing he's holding?

Fwiendy-Wend. Trust me, it makes sense in context. XD

…con-ver..sa-tion?