1001 WAYS TO DIE | House - Part 1 

Death is temporary. Milk is eternal.

Long live milk.

I NEED MY CALCIUM!

@@Vulpilux Here i am, sire.

@@2milk867, OH! THANK YOU! I wish I BLED MILK! I shall erect an ice cream dome for you! I shall make CHEESE in places man has never made CHEESE before! I shall breed cows like noone has ever bred before!

Why yes.

You dont SLIDE TO THE LEFT SLIDE TO THE RIGHT when you see children die?

@@dinogamer3297 take it back now y’all

@@dinogamer3297 YES, dance on the dead children

@@ujomil lol

One of my favorite movies too, such a nice addition to a spoop game

It honestly reminded me of Married Life from Up, but with a few notes missing

I thought it was welcome to the black parade in my first watch

Is that a good movie?

Exactly this is dumber ways to die

Underrated comment

This is dumb ways to die but good

Horrific ways to die

Silly ways to die

Love your pfp

Gj you have eyes

@@alexmicurin1314 What you all mad about?

@@BigBroccoli_ some people can't take obvious jokes

@@iamyul3498 Some people think those really original jokes are funny lol.

@@technoraver99 Here’s another idea for a better planet: Don’t be a spammy asshole in a comment section saying completely irrelevant stuff

@@technoraver99 ok lol

@@technoraver99 I'm not gonna read your novel

Glad to know that my ears are working.

That's some shifty ass milk.

Why are there 2 markipliers

@@Hatred_333They’re bots.

santa claus moment

Nothing makes sense here💀

Why is there advertisers in your reply section lol

Boffum.

Sucks to be in this comment section.

@Bruh Bruh no sef promo

Glad someone else noticed that 😂

Hey have u heard of this old show called "1000 ways to die"? 😅

Damn, you made me remember the good old days. Their song is just a masterpiece

@@mcn2975 I remembere hearing it come from loud speakers in my elementary school, I think every teacher that agreed to let it play thought it was just a children's song (it played at a time where all students were told to go to a gym to demonstrate dances and stuff, but the song was just used as a waiting song, so basically every student sang to it, and the teachers were panicking, because of the words "dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die"). I'd say it was the best time of 3rd grade, me and my friends were laughing our asses off.

basically Higurashi When They Cry, 8bit edition

@@lapislazuli06 i watched it

Nah, bro, that's a liquid.

@@shiryogames765 😂😂😂😂 I hate this so much but at the same time that was so clever. Touché and well played

@@shiryogames765 absolutely amazing

_A witty point by Shiryo games there..._

when in vid is that

@YeaMan and and I have been busy so please forgive me and enjoy the video

@Egg Muffin I signed a DNR IN THE MIDDLE of trying to read it just in case I didnt make it

I read your comment just as Mark was saying it. 😄

Huh?

You mean "MoMENt 😅🤣

I don't feel like making tea now

@@imsad3923 Britain citizens: *_Pathetic_*

Hot tea

Oh no

REPRODUCTION

😆

@@youjustgotrickrolled3843 no i didnt

@@beeb4439 yes you did

@@technoraver99 u do that then

@@technoraver99 what the hell

Yet. . . Soothing? Relaxing, perhaps? Might just be me?

@@Just_A_Brick how th did you even see this comment

That timing was incredible *chef's kiss*

Oh i think your right lol

Just like throwing the milk on the mom to "revive" her. His timing is crazy...

Yes

time has no meaning in games cus in fallout new vages the best game ever made speaking halts all of reality

I ain't a terlit ignorer

@UwU Mae that's how he said it

Lol I just saw it 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Epic bro epic😂😂

Then she comes alive with the power of milk

Oh, y'all needed milk, huh? THANK Y'ALL FOR *OVER 1K* LIKES. THIS MADE MY DAY GOOD!!

I Approve of this message

What *m i l k* ?

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Leaves*

I don't think he connected the bear trap to the sisters path to the piano

Bear traps aren't killing tools. They are injuring and trapping tools. He will only wound her and maybe bleed her out for a while.

@@R34PR_ yeah man. He just wants to drink her blood.

One is a horrible crime and you deserve a life sentence if you do so The other is killing a child

This shows that animals really are more precious

me lmao

@@generalfloppa5798 we all thought it was killing the girl for the first part

@@dibot4133 No we didn't

why please why i smell ot

Dad

Hi

Heck yeah. I was just thinking about you while clicking on this video. Glad the game is getting even more attention though.

Your grinding this game

The return of the king

Killer: u-um... i'm sorry, what? Mark: GUH HYUK!! Killer: i-i don't,- mark: GUH HYUUK!! Killer: ok that's it! *shoots mark. I don't know why i made this a whole story joke.

A HYEUG

This is fine…

Because he's the giant rat that makes all of the rules

Let's see what kind of trouble he can get himself into

@@_eggtart_ Rats the rats we’re the rats

Nobody dares question the holy rat are you not loyal to your king?

😂👌🏼

@@caitycat1328 hi

@@jasonwint2110 hi😂

1.5k likes with only 3 replies? impossible.

Had me CACKLING 😂

I thought the fucking doll started crying laughing my fucking ass off ass off off off off off ass off ass

i think that was just a reference to that one episode of courage the cowardly dog where he finds a violin girl that screams and looks just like tabby's sister

just like real life

Chandelier: I don’t need this scream

Mark: "mum ya want some milk? Mom: "turns into a zombie and cuts his head off" That's what we call a family

@Leandro Memes 27:40

@vinasu maaj yah that's weird

He no

@vinasu maaj he do be vibing tho

@@galacticguardian7530 what

Stfu bot, I already see you commenting on this.

I watched this series when it came out and randomly remembered so I'm watching it instead of studying. Reminds me of the times I had in 2021 :')

@@MrAydinminer LMAO SAMEEE

Oh my god you're right.

Interesting view

It really does

I thought that too!

Oh my gods, you're right.

Why does he even turn the lights off anyway? Seems pointless. xD Maybe just an impulse?

really because when ever that invisible dude walks into each room and Mark walks in after is when i see the bad things happen i might be wrong but if mark can get all the things before the invisible dude walks into each room then he might be able to do something to save the family tis but a thought and a theory pay no mind my rambles

The lights turn off eventually anyways, even if you keep them on the whole time

Saw blades are pretty cool. When compared to thorn vines which may not be nail jumped off of they perrty niiice. Lovely sound too!

I have PTSD from saw blades

I Fr love you Fr this, this is like the 5th time I re-watched Markiplier’s series but I do wish he did the DLC

Same

So anyway I took that person

@@brianblackburn5018 Lol

@@brianblackburn5018 i think everyone will take that personally lmao

@@yoinkorboink7611 I know I just decided to make the comment much more morbid

@@brianblackburn5018 oh lol sorry i meant the comment to seem lighter reading mu comment now it seems to serious

that's why kids, you don't hate your sandwiches

@@IcyBune i love sandwiches, these comments made me hungry, is lunchtime already :D

…Yeah, I love sandwiches..!

... wait if i hate sandwiches i die? then i hate sandwiches

"Top 10 instant karma moments"

The girl's name is Melody

i'm so glad that someone recognized this before i did

So... is it like, scary-scary? Like, jumpscares and stuff?

@@sstar339 Mostly really funny and bizarre. Great film! It's on HBO Max and Criterion Channel!

@@wesleylara5136 Sounds like it's worth a watch! I'll definitely be adding it to my list. Thank you

Hausu is one of the most insane and fucking bizarre movies I've ever seen. Excellent stuff. So much fun. Also, that little piano piece was later sampled in 'Welcome to the Black Parade'.

Yeah, probably.

When you sleep, you don't dream, but you can dream while sleeping, it is probably called dreaming.

Hah he's right, sleeping and dreaming are the same, otherwise you'd remember your past life.

Marenol

There not but either way he won't be awake

If you don’t understand, go back to that part

What have u done to mah brain

Well I mean cats are above siblings ( ⊙ - ⊙ ) / | | \ ! !

Cats are innocent. Sisters are the other hand ..

They’re pretty innocent.

gamers in a nutshell

"This is an epic gamer moment"

*fortnite music plays in the background*

ngl I think it looked like something else 😳

@@Concon12316 yeah i dont think it was dancing

@@Concon12316 ok, cmon, the character is clearly a minor

I’ve seen you on like seven different videos now

seriously is your life just commenting on videos

Bruh i see you EVERYWHERE 😭😭😭

He's a witty man, that Markiplier fellow

What type of milk i wonder...

What the dog doin?

@@themightyynfyrknohardeniii9272 DOG? HAHAHGHA

When i was looking and this i was holding my breath and i did this AAAUH

*sister**gets up* "Y'know what sure"

Ahaha meme so funi

I love your pfp

@@axeman9928 thank u, it’s geesus

@@maddiehalloway thank un very much!!

@1STM8LXIX 😂😂😭😭 tha part made me cry from laughter

@1STM8LXIX I liked your joke!

More like *scared grandma dying noises*

More like scared gorilla noises

Was that the bite od 87?

He went OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

Here for ppl who wanna see 1:40 Toilet monster: *eats tabby* mark: “OH, OH, OH, OH!! “

I like how u get hundred of likes but zero comments :)

@@theraditiabrothers9879 now two

@@midomnour now three

now 4 hope you get more comments

So, does this mean dinner is on her sister? Literally her sister?

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actually not really, the title can be used for non horror like dumb ways to die

@@keleee sandwich

Im very sick of you

To be honest 1001 ways to die sounds more like a title he would use in a Pogostuck video

But remember he isn't a masochist

@@ronorchid793a what

Nah Mark is a pycopath

SAO Abridged Gary: "We must save my family!"

Correct

THANK YOU!

Definitely think the doll is key

the entire time i wa just screaming to try giveing her the doll

How long have you guys been watching Markiplier?

@@AHnnssy lol sence 2015 2016 ish. Im not an og nessisarily but like ive been watcjing for awhile

You're the guy who replies to every steam game 11 times

life be like

😂

@@TrionerExpelioziaswhat

@@Cozy186 Honestly I have no Idea. Probably something to do with their username being curator

Squished sounds a lot more pleasent than crushed to death

Could her sister BE MORE squished?

He's not that fat

@@jinny9844 pg 13

Chandelier * Who is Chandler? Also, no one cares.

why is the ball bawling?

Does the ball need some tissues?

It’s just sad leave it alone ffs

Maybe the bawling ball needs some ice cream

Does it need to talk to someone?

This is a reply

@@hannnd566 it sure is

@@hannnd566 it sure is

Fr!! HAHA lmfao i was dying when those moments happened

@@hannnd566 it sure is

No reply :D

me reply

you guys ruined it

I hate him with all my soul for killing the cat.

18:24

:0 >:0

I agree of what you said, he has a good side and bad side in playing games

It's my life.

he didn't know you can take bear trap

He was devastated when he killed the cat I was too (Tʖ̯T)

Gotta make that dramatic noise

Mark: Become owl

*Maybe he is the santa!*

I thought of that starkid blooper reel where Joey forgot his line and just said "ho ho ho ho ho hohohohoho ha"

Ooooo he needs some mILK

Weird neck lady, it seems.

Tabby: * pours milk on mom * Mom: * ACTUALLY GETS UP * Tabby: "OH WHAT THE *FUCK* THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO WORK!?!?"

Well... It worked but shes a undead now

Hahahaha just what a little girl WOULD say!

That’s how I am, I hate people but I love animals

No one cares.

@@jameswent48 then why’d you comment?

@@jameswent48 im not proud of you

It’s really disappointing when your proud dad isn’t proud of you.

Why a business guy come here for?

@@leahsanz7591 because entertainment

to promote his channel

Same

@@itzinky1506 heheh your 42 minutes before I comment

Dead sister:y…you son o..of a bitc……..

We have ears

My reaction when someone is crying at me.. idk what to do but give food or answer the problem which is too blunt to say to someone crying

😂

@@kollington2380 do you have a stupid

no he didn’t

True

1:36

Monkeyplier

IT’ EVOLVING JUST BACKWARDS

ok