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It's easier for the shortstack uprising to win if the tall freaks are taken care of first.

And Mark took that personally😂

Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

Hes not taller than me if i blow of his legs

@@nekomimitheiii6091 Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

ZIM ZAM ZOOM

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY ACCURATE

I actually laughed out loud at this.

nah he didn't have sex with every woman on this planet

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!!!

FUCK YES

1:27 You're taller. How frickin dare you.

@@The_Sisters4I didn’t even know it was a Mark voice haha

Omg your pfp is slay

@@noahmccorriston9535”PK FIRE!”

13:48 IM A FRICKIN FIRE BENDER

That & "*THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD!!*" Really sells it.

shut

@@johnsonbrian310 you mean shut up right?

The first doll is like end my suffering

YOUR RIGHT, YOUR A SADIST AND A MASOCHIST

Yes

Yes

Happy

Yes. Good.

I was a wheel once

thats proper comedy XD

i just make murder weapons

It helps with bonding

@@anjanavabiswas8835 oh

@@anjanavabiswas8835 true

"Your torment isn't over yet."

“Your hell isn’t over yet”

123 likes wont ruin it

@@bIuefox 276.

I'm just imagining Morgan Freeman narrating this

This reminds me a lot of arrested development.

these arent dummies' by the way

FRR HE JS STARTED FLYING💀😭

HE USED BLOOD AS A THRUSTER LMAOOOO

And to think historians will only think they were best friends 😔🏳️‍🌈

And then shot him with a cannon.

@@vertono6084 that killed me

@@gipadonimus a cannon kill me too

I like how mark said “what’s this” and all you hear is a loud noise and see man fly to the right a 60mph

Ha

Lol

Lol

Lol

I think he might be dead not sure tho

He cant live with such pain.

Cheers I will drink to that

The Guy: Just let me die!

@@grimreaper2680 😂i have alcohol in my home and some bacardi so i'll make sure to drink it for you lol

He was like *YeEt!*

That man wanted to die so much

the double meaning is SENDING ME

You ever get to Tahiti yet?

xdd

@CYNTHIA JOVER huh?

I kinda think thats torture 😅

I'm sorry to bother about

I'm sorry to bother about your situation with you guys know that you don't have any plans yet to be able and be there with us in our life that I don't know if

Ive never been so offended by something i 100% agree with

Liar

This is why I’m Canadian

Came here for this

@@jainamhandleisntavavailable Not really

@@ritawant1033 Bot

@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! bruh

@@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433 ffs look under your comment

Sorry for saying this but that jokes kinda overused

@@birdmcrandomsux Sorry dude

@@lisakanzira6765 yeah lol

XD

Lets do it again

Isn't that what your supposed to do with friends?

Android will remember that

"No stop! [Quietly] yourhellisn'toveryet!"

That’s just how you play the game

XD

What's this Markiplier's Evolving?

In the Is Mark a Masochist? Video on Unus Annus I remember him getting sadomasochist

@@someguy6627 *Well that hurts my english-*

*gives refenrence to sad-ist*

@@someguy6627 the is the thee isn’t the is the no unus the is, am I right

You have to pause the video then Click 9:45

@@LuckyBeginnerwhy?

@@kingofthedarknessbelow9833 please stop name ing please it's invading my screen

@@revolt_4588 That’s simple, similar comments weren’t posted at the top before I posted this comment. I thought no one at the time posted this comment.

Your missing a 1 in that

The genuine shock. This is why he's not an engineer.

That was more than 20mm, more lime 75mm-105mm

@@DeV-jn5to it said in the menu that it was a 120mm cannon most likely off a mbt

@@DeV-jn5to cool i don't really care but you do you

Welcome to America, where we seem to care more about our guns than the life’s of our children

I care more about guns than the lives of your children.

@@chrisrenfro2058 If you think about it, You can use guns to defend your children. So caring about guns is also caring about the children.

@@Snipermann02 good point man good point

@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! yo, stop, you're literally spam and going against the guidelines. Also, you're just really annoying and probably some guy in his 60's.

Lmaooo

He says that and then he freaking NUKES THEM XD

@@roguescape The nuke killed them not him technically so he still isn't a murderer lol

@NORIAKI KAKYOIN _no_

@@Ms.Squiffy Its only murder if you kill them with bare hands!

😂😂😂

XD

Lmaooo

Omg

Holy flip you're here

Why

_8 hours ago_

Oh hi

proceeds to make a movie about a blood lake

@@ohlordohgoddadgotthebeltou2119 ikr lol

uno reverse card

so u can torture him forever

**Crazy Diamond

@@KuperSpyronicStudios I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

@@fizzyd.a.d.2855 HUZZAH! A MAN OF QUALITY!

Okay yes Unus annus But I thought..go beyond- plus ultra-

PLUS ULTRA!!!!

PLUS ULTRA!!

TEXAS SMASH!!!

Plus Ultra.... And Unus Annus

'How fucking dare you!'

"i wish he is smaller than me, i dont want to be taller, i want him to be smaller"

@@FargonNemeloc 'Are you sure you don't want to be taller?'

@@FargonNemeloc that sounds like a song I have heard

@@paparoachhater its from one of their pax shows or something

There bot

I must admit

Gods work!

I don’t know if this is possible but there’s this game that shut down several years ago and there is a version of it on the web archive but I cant get it to work, it’s called “cubelands” and it was a Minecraft type game from 2010 if you could do something about this or tell me anyone who could let me know

@@jandajanda2242 request the game on bluemaxima's flashpoint, they have just about every flash game you could think of on there, the full archive is over 400gb as well ( the regular version is much less space-consuming).

Is it a public group?

how about mutilate a doll?

How you up herr with 22 likes

Lol tru

328 LIKES

@brody Campbell king of wolves mmm blod, im really gonna die.

E

that do be true tho

Fax

You can tell it wasn't on purpose because of the look on his face.

That was one of the most gruesome and the most dramatic deaths ive seen in this game ngl

*Mark dies*

this bot is in every comment

@@HeyStolen wdym?

@Thiccy Niccy there is a bot with a *cough* *cough* inappropriate profile that is going around in the reply sections

Oh

It's like Mat Pat when he's stress

@@Sir_nooter It shoots Rockets. It's a rocket launcher. Lol XD

@@Sir_nooter oh.

@@Sir_nooter still it has the ability to make things not exist anymore. And tbh I don't know much about military grade weaponry

@@ashlight6107 the "🤓" guy is making ironic jokes, mocking people who sincerely do this

@@Sir_nooter ☝️🤓

made me laugh

I think you forgot to press Ctrl

Yes

We don’t eat anymore, we don’t eat anymore.

We don’t eat anymore, cuz my dad bet on a 3 legged fucking horse.

😖😖

Oh god no. Don’t tell that we-....

all the animatronics to springtrap:

Never forget the buddy system

Ah yes emoji. (What the hell Elizabeth saying?)

Sabin Proffitt She is speaking the language of gods

Thank you. Can you T R A N S L S T E

@@sloqthebuffoon5052 gambling games wishing and 8 ball

@@aceisspace9389 The Wishing 8 Ball Gambling Game

yeah, he’s totally okay.

Tooooooooooooooooooooooooootalyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy] to fine

Maybe broke a thousand bones his body but he'll be fine

@@chaychaychoochaijaroen9601 do you know what a joke is

It’s actually over 9000

He very much disapproves of the worm staff. He does not want to know how in the f*ck it is existing. :)

Omg that would have been funny tho

@@death_angel1125 actually, him catching it wouldn’t but waving it around in the air would

@@Nat0521 but still

Precisely

@@metrosexualmillwright6074 that amount of emojis is the cringe thing

This is one of the best comments here 😂

It’s from a movie called Dr. Strangelove

Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa🤣🤣

Dr. Strangelove reference

E

The worm W H A T..

@@eliasjakemoran6434 ya know the thing that can't do anything to a droid but will make a human bleed to an impossible level

@@abowlofguacamole8558 Yeah, well now I know. I decided to look at comments before the video and I have a blast!

W h o y o u c a l l I n g p i n h e a d

@@susanwatson1384 thats my line!!!

Yeah he’ll be okay 👌

@@keirais232 I mean he should be okay. Loosing a head never hurt anybody did it?

I love how he asks that after selecting a map called "abyss"

Grammatical Grammars

I want to see mark play bloodborne. that’s an unexpected horror game

Assalamualaikum

Kumusta

Hello brotha

I saw this comment as soon as he said that

I will

@@ethanissan5012 more like the day my dad realized I'm taller than him

Bruh same

Actually true 😂😂😂😂😂

Soon he gon be crawling outa my TV

Is that why Hee Hoo had such long hair?

Trueee

Keanu Reeves levels of hair growth action!

@Ryan Hansen Me too. He's an absolute nutcase. Which I can relate to, seeing as I am also... err... He's funny.

Looks like Keanu Reeves

@Gianna Carter I'll.bring the bricks, you bring the mortar, Mark can bring the Amontillado, Jacksepticeye the sucker we're gonna burry.

Save the Polar Bears

Mark: *destroying his “buddy”* Mark: everything is fine

Buddy: please kill me.. I wish for death *Mark deletes everything* Buddy: finally the sweet release of death *dies*

Lol it's not endless, imagine if he went down to the bottom and saw the rotting corpses

hey

*Hair grows*

@@trashbird6105 U right

@@revolt_4588 chill broski

Them nether sounds really got me questioning in Minecraft is going horror 😂

Im pretty sure he was talking about that online game called doll something. It was pretty much the same thing

Accurate

*lunky noises*

@@HappyShibba mutilate a doll?

MORE BODIES DAMMIT!!!!

*_Full liquor bar!_*

YESSSS

@@shotjet4261 no apartment complex is good without a F U L L LIQUOR BAR

Ah, a fellow man of culture