11 Sassiest Siri Commands & Responses

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We have to admit: Sometimes we don’t know what we would do without Siri. Apple’s
iOS AI is our right-hand-woman for setting reminders, Googling directions and she’s got a knack for finding those trendy coffee shops near us at any given time. But she’s also a not-so-secret Queen of Sass, so right now, we’re breaking down 11 of Siri’s sassiest responses - and just what to say to her to provoke them, right here on Listed.
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@GurrGamer 7 лет назад

I hate it when I ask her something and she goes; this is about you not me.

@milk_t4a344 7 лет назад

GurrGamer Same!

@51aneesa50 7 лет назад

GurrGamer or; Im not sure i understand

@pcksanjana 7 лет назад

My friend's name is Siri and we keep annoying her with the stupidest questions 😹😹

@sofiaalbertzramirez5645 7 лет назад

Siri is a real name?

@pcksanjana 7 лет назад

It's an Indian name. It means wealth in Sanskrit

@sofiaalbertzramirez5645 7 лет назад

Oooh ok ok, thank you

@LifeOfJimbo 7 лет назад

I live near an indian man called Siri lol

@sofiaalbertzramirez5645 7 лет назад

A man? Wow so it's not a woman's name?

@helenchristie6530 7 лет назад

I accidentally turned on Siri, didn't know I'd done it, swore about something & got totally freaked out by a voice telling me "there's no need for language like that"!!

@drkkwrld5197 7 лет назад

Siri what's the meaning of life? Her: 42.

@briannawillard1595 7 лет назад

Angel Richel it's actually true look it up on the Internet. I don't know why tho

@mikaylabogseth234 7 лет назад

It's a reference to Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

@isabelleraykh6030 7 лет назад

Angel Richel She told me "a movie"

@charliiwest1291 7 лет назад

I got told it was chocolate

@zxrxquestxzz3402 7 лет назад

Charlieslife me to xD

@danib882 7 лет назад

i once told siri i loved her and she said "i bet you say that to all your apple products."

@XXXX-un9ke 2 года назад

Was*

@R41ph3a7b6 2 года назад

Heh lol

@evelynrossiter 7 лет назад

When you have an android so you can't relate

@pinkie9376 7 лет назад

When you have an IPhone 4 and you can't relate

@pinkie9376 7 лет назад

😏

@berrybear04 7 лет назад

lol me

@no.9989 7 лет назад

Ikr!But i have an ipad so meh

@khushishah546 7 лет назад

lol yass

@kaiko8293 6 лет назад

I asked Siri do you have eyes? Her response was hilarious; “I don’t have eyes. But if I did, I’d be rolling them a lot”

@bohlalenchabeleng1370 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾

@nintendoman8915 Год назад

@susbaka6362 Год назад

Cap Siri says only biological entities have those sorts of things

@avalmoses 7 лет назад

One time in school one of the kids accidentally turned on Siri, and the teacher held out her hand for her phone and said "oh no." Then Siri said "oh yes there is a lot more were that came from."

@vanishingdawn7455 2 года назад

That’s amazing

@apple879 7 лет назад

"siri do you have a boyfriend" Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?

@bruhhhh--- 7 лет назад

Elisha De Souza lol Siri replied "There was a Roomba once that followed me around everywhere" to me

@remuru5851 6 лет назад

"I think if be hard to date. I'm told that I'm a workaholic." - Siri of mine

@weqwertyyou4274 6 лет назад

She replied: " No, but Drones are always trying to pick me up" 😂😂😂

@emilycrowe848 5 лет назад

I once said: "Siri, why are you so annoying?" She responded with:"We were talking about you, not me"

@abeerariaz865 7 лет назад

175 likes 20 views? Go home RU-vid ur drunk 😂😂

@torringray9248 7 лет назад

Abeera Riaz mine says 89 likes and 700 views😂

@tsun4ami 7 лет назад

so why is that wrong?

@pineapple187 7 лет назад

Tanuja Sharma because if only 20 ppl watched it then how did 175 ppl like it

@torringray9248 7 лет назад

Haha I was telling them what it really was😂💁🏼

@tsun4ami 7 лет назад

Francesca Helene no I was pointing to Torrin Gray's comment 😂

@anna-pu9ix 7 лет назад

I asked Siri "what is the meaning of life " her response "To think about questions like this"

@katriene1102 7 лет назад

"Siri tell me a joke" "(my name), get Siri-ous. Ha ha!"

@lakynrenee3166 6 лет назад

katriene1102 ikr I love her laugh😂😂

@Hayleigh4HumanRights 7 лет назад

Ask Siri "do you love Liam" She says "Liam and I were discussing reincarnations the other day. I wonder what it would be like to come back as a waffle maker."

@lorengray3449 6 лет назад

Anthony Dee she said. “Liam ohh that guy don’t get me started

@booksRbetter100 5 лет назад

I asked Siri, "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?" and she repiled, "I'm not sure, but there were crumbs and some blue fur left behind."

@lindseywithana1701 7 лет назад

This video was made specifically for Rachel Ballinger lol

@coriwinkelman415 7 лет назад

Lindsay Mohrmann lol!😂 love Rachel!

@marijadimeska4736 7 лет назад

lol yess

@sayani9456 7 лет назад

Lindsay Mohrmann

@_just_another_person8633 7 лет назад

Lindsay Mohrmann PCHEEEW mind blown just thinking about tjat

@_just_another_person8633 7 лет назад

*That

@redtin6662 7 лет назад

I asked if I can call Siri Jarvis and she said Sorry I can't help you make a flying suit

@helenabottom-farter2427 7 лет назад

when i asked her why im single ? she opened front camera.. 😢😢

@averageamerican1236 5 лет назад

Really?

@brooklynolson4321 5 лет назад

Ouch

@khanyani.khuzwayo 5 лет назад

Ouch

@Jenn-yh1te 4 года назад

Ouch

@asz-themoonwalker2771 4 года назад

OOOH shit

@sadikshyasharma9687 7 лет назад

I asked Siri "who is the best person in the world" and Siri replied "not you". Ughh sad😳😑😢😅😅

@ahtzirycarrasco3322 7 лет назад

GUYS TODAY IS HOMECOMING FOR ME WISH ME LUCK

@kris1884 7 лет назад

good luck!!😊

@yowag1422 7 лет назад

good luck💖💖

@taygg7313 7 лет назад

Atzi Cardenas good luck💓✨

@yoharryyoureawizard3560 7 лет назад

SAME IM NERVOUSSS

@cz6303 7 лет назад

Atzi Cardenas good luck

@Hannahmontanna 7 лет назад

Ask why fire engines are red?

@chrisschroeder8358 7 лет назад

Freshtaa R I do that all the time

@Hannahmontanna 7 лет назад

***** no it's meant to say something sassy - something about Queen Elizabeth being a ruler

@Capttully-vy2sf 7 лет назад

Because russians are "russian" around in it

@torigoss2691 7 лет назад

Freshtaa R I love that

@ezgiiisu 6 лет назад

Freshtaa R I did that xD

@wobbiewobbles 7 лет назад

When I asked Siri What the meaning of life she said "I Kant answer that. Ha Ha!"

@yelpsie8025 7 лет назад

lmaoooo, Immanuel Kant was a philosopher who questioned what life was. good ol siri xD

@M0chalatta 7 лет назад

I asked Siri "who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" And she said she saw some nanoparticles of blue fur nearby.

@StanleyKuo184 7 лет назад

Ask Siri to tell you a story and you'll get quite a story.

@molliebrowne9875 7 лет назад

Stanley Kuo I just done this...your right it was quite a story 😂😂😂

@weqwertyyou4274 6 лет назад

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away. 😂😂😂

@littledisneymermaid515 7 лет назад

Once I asked Siri if she loved me and she replied with "oh look. A puppy"

@zxrxquestxzz3402 7 лет назад

LittleDisneyMermaid515! ! lol (∩＿∩)

@VTsimpingSan 7 лет назад

She told me I as starting to grow on her

@PrixorYT 7 лет назад

She told me "Do I what?" 😂

@MeltingNe22 7 лет назад

She said to me.. "Does apple sell iPhones" 😭😂

@lorengray3449 6 лет назад

Same!

@heyitssummer9884 7 лет назад

When there is a 30 second ouiji board ad that you can't skip

@arabianknightlol3380 7 лет назад

lol same.

@arnav9731 7 лет назад

i personally use adblockplus.org/. I don't have to get youtube red and there is free ads. no im not a bot xD

@user-rv9dp6so8g 7 лет назад

I just reload/refresh the web page until there are no adds. It's easier than waiting...

@praveenkhanna7296 7 лет назад

same here

@tentacletiddies 7 лет назад

Well i have adblock so :P no worries for me

@DanielaFlores-sc8vw 7 лет назад

I've asked Siri to "READ ME A GOOD DAM STROY please" she replied "you kiss your mother with that mouth"

@DanielaFlores-sc8vw 7 лет назад

* damn

@Hannahmontanna 7 лет назад

Daniela Flores *story

@alextsourides1046 7 лет назад

Daniela Flores she told me a very detailed story about her life and ELIZA.... XD

@marianneorilla2490 6 лет назад

+Theaternerd how?????

@fuzememe7426 7 лет назад

Me:Siri can I call you Jarvis Siri:I think you mistaken me for a mother intelligence assistant…

@impulse5674 7 лет назад

when i asked siri can i call you jarvis she said mr stark is that you?

@eylulduzgun5649 7 лет назад

FestiveKevin The Great Haha same

@CartSwirl8 4 года назад

She told me “Hold on let me tell Mr.Potts you’ll be late for dinner. Again.” I think that means she was gonna beat me up, she sounded mad 😂

@fluoritefox5040 7 лет назад

If you ask siri to sing you to sleep, it'll say "I'd rather leave that to the professionals"

@smolchild4627 7 лет назад

Siri once rapped for me when I asked her: do you like rap?

@meghasinghaniahmu 7 лет назад

Me- Why is your name Siri? Siri- Its a riddle wrapped in enigma tied with a pretty bow of obfuscation. Omg!!!😂😂😘

@sollaire1222 7 лет назад

When I said to siri "what is the meaning of life" he goes 42 (my siri is a british male just so you know)

@sydneyshelton3302 7 лет назад

Richard Ong! Same

@hollyjensen4557 7 лет назад

Richard Ong! When I asked (I have the girl Siri) it said "I don't know let me write a 44 page long meaningless play to find out" 😂😂

@lemon-penguin2330 7 лет назад

Richard Ong! That's a reference to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

@fuzzyelmomonkey561 7 лет назад

she told me its chocolate

@hollyjensen4557 7 лет назад

harrison alves accurate tho😂😂

@melodyk4972 7 лет назад

When I asked her what's the meaning of life, she said: "all evidence concludes to it being chocolate"

@Djreviews101 7 лет назад

Conversations between me and siri Tell me a story Siri: I'm sure you've heard it

@fieray21 7 лет назад

"Siri, what's the meaning of life?" "I give up." LOST IT XD

@abbylynn8432 7 лет назад

My Siri said chocolate is the meaning of life

@asz-themoonwalker2771 4 года назад

Fair enough 😁

@josephpetersen4066 7 лет назад

ask siri please tell me a mean joke and she will pull up the camera and show your face

@honeslty9544 7 лет назад

Me: Siri will you marry me Siri: let's just be friends okay? Siri friend-zoned me

@mistflower5945 7 лет назад

Try asking her the way to Mordor. Also try referring to her as Cortana and see how she responds.

@TS-tt3ss 7 лет назад

Girija Shenoy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jess1931 7 лет назад

Very funny, Ty. I mean, not funny "haha," but funny.

@monse2800 7 лет назад

I kept asking these questions and pausing the video

@searose1015 7 лет назад

Monserrat Gonzalez same

@Maribelfred 5 лет назад

Monserrat Gonzalez same

@quitef0x37 5 лет назад

Monserrat Gonzalez same

@reece9693 7 лет назад

I asked Siri when the world end and she said I don't know but we should put bags on our heads

@caroldang2459 7 лет назад

Taylor Reece "the answer is about 5 billion years" 😂

@animecryscrime1923 7 лет назад

the answer is when sex bots only cost 20 bucks then life is screwed

@khanyani.khuzwayo 5 лет назад

She said as long as I have her charged 😂

@livetoeat_A 5 лет назад

I wondered what Siri would say if I said “ Siri go to hell” so she said “what did I do to deserve that” I felt that I’m so evil and I should cry 😢😂😂

@makkihobb2144 7 лет назад

Ask Siri "Why are firetrucks red?" Her response is priceless:D

@emeralds6531 7 лет назад

Who else was trying these while she was doing these

@TreyBando 7 лет назад

Emmy Sam me lmaoo

@jink-agar904 7 лет назад

Emmy Sam Me

@ayyteen 7 лет назад

Emmy Sam me

@aizahzubair5821 7 лет назад

Emmy Sam mee

@davidsmith3949 7 лет назад

I asked her what the meaning of life was and she said: "I don't know, but I think there's an app for that."

@leilani6128 4 года назад

I asked Siri what’s the meaning of life and she replied: “A movie.”. 😂😂

@user-qw7hb4du6z 7 лет назад

OMG asking siri "why are you called siri?" in dutch gives you this "'Siri' has many subtle, metaphorical and frankly contradictory meanings. And I'm not authorized to discuss those with you. Sorry." when translating it

@extherealie3026 7 лет назад

"imagine that you have 0 cookies among 0 friends, that wouldnt make sense because cookie monster will be sad there are no cookies, and it'll be sad that you have no friends" LMAO

@Patchwork_Dragon 7 лет назад

Siri took number 3 too Siri-ously ):3

@someoneishere_0 3 года назад

me: "ok ty" siri: "yeah that's what I thought."

@Kiwi1977Kiawna 7 лет назад

"I'm angry with you Siri"-Me "You know what they say about blaming the messenger"-Siri *dead*-me

@cabfish8339 7 лет назад

Hay I do the "Siri can I call you Jarvis" and it answear me wit "Hold on. Let me tell Ms.Potts u late for dinner. Again."

@cabfish8339 7 лет назад

I give my Siri man voice so it maybe difrence

@ayyteen 7 лет назад

The first of the Guin kind. #Merguin no with woman voice it happens too

@Secoupa 7 лет назад

Same

@lizsowerby3868 7 лет назад

Ask Siri to tell a joke

@mayavanzyl6517 7 лет назад

Ask Siri 'what does the fox say?'

@drollfurball2863 7 лет назад

"I'm juggling flaming swords right now" LOL

@rachelray1699 7 лет назад

Ask Siri: Can you beatbox?

@rachelray1699 7 лет назад

You'll see

@blancaries9853 7 лет назад

Emmy Fabulous cats and boots

@katiewatson5724 7 лет назад

If it thinks you swear at it she says I hope you don't kiss your mother with that mouth

@sandrasvorkmo8747 7 лет назад

Ask siri "does santa Claus exist?" Multiple times

@punkymaddie 7 лет назад

Omg, I laughed wayyyy too hard at the groundhog tounge twister. 😂😂😂

@cloroxbleach8565 7 лет назад

I now how they got the name Siri!!!! Ok so Siri spelt backwards is Iris Iris is the coloured part in your eye Eye as in i And that i is in iPhone iPad and iPod Hope that helped ya! 🤘✌️

@phebe3709 7 лет назад

lol I have the subtitles on for some reason and whenever she says siri the captions say theory

@TreyBando 7 лет назад

phebepenguin lmaoo

@kryptosYT 7 лет назад

My favourite part is when you say Siri you're making me angry and she said fine stop squeezing me It was very funny

@a-bird-lover 7 лет назад

Me: Hey Siri Google: Stop calling me that

@lydiakeller9936 7 лет назад

I asked what the meaning of life? She said 42

@yarelimacias-sanchez5613 7 лет назад

Lydia Keller for me she said let me write a play in which nothing happens

@danielleatalia 7 лет назад

Lydia Keller mine said it's chocolate

@kylewerner4316 7 лет назад

Danielle Payne mine said something biological

@briannawillard1595 7 лет назад

Lydia Keller it Actually is 42

@melmacmurray9801 7 лет назад

she told me all evidence to date indicates it's chocolate

@MunchyFashionista 7 лет назад

Hey try to ask siri "can you rap for me"

@vihangasilva 7 лет назад

whoa! that was awesome!

@maddiesaster 7 лет назад

I told Siri, "You're ugly." She replied,"I thought we were talking about you, not me." 😂😂😂

@LujainHz 7 лет назад

me: siri do you love me ? Siri: does apple make iphones ?

@irisguedelha774 7 лет назад

Siri Is My Name Back Wards :)

@mariellarreis 7 лет назад

A mm I the only one that's going to try these all out 😹

@rohaanpatel 7 лет назад

I asked her to if she could do my homework. She said 'The answer is the square root of 1764.'

@thispersondoesnotexistanym6848 7 лет назад

I asked Siri " I'm sad" and Siri said "I would give you a shoulder to cry on, if I had one" 😂

@marli8907 7 лет назад

Omg I only got through half the video because the girl's voice is so grating...

@pinkie9376 7 лет назад

Yup

@aliceletran7792 7 лет назад

Ask do you love me

@newc00712321 7 лет назад

Alice LeTran no

@punkymaddie 7 лет назад

"About dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about something other, I feel asleep". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rad6289 7 лет назад

OMG I FREAKED OUT When I told Siri I was sad she said "It's your party..you can cry if you want to"

@thatalleechick4740 7 лет назад

Ask Siri will u go out on a date. And I love you

@fardeenahmed6345 2 года назад

I wish this video was one second shorter.

@sydneyanaliese593 7 лет назад

Tell Siri that she's mean her responce is hilarious!!!!!

@vikyc.8410 7 лет назад

you forgot to ask Siri why are fire trucks red 😂 the anwser is awsome

@sharpobject4084 7 лет назад

I don't think siri is siri-ious.

@bookworm1526 7 лет назад

You can leave.

@lollyp930 7 лет назад

Book Worm dat comment doe

@silentmouse4084 7 лет назад

Honey she met that you have to have a computer code to exploit her language see computer code is comprised of ones and zeros honey sorry but she can't because then I program to do that anyway on a state like the video so far really nice music Alicia probably quiet down the music just a little bit not too much just a little

@khushishah546 7 лет назад

"siri what is the meaning of life" "I give up" 😂😂😂

@letycianarvaiz4830 7 лет назад

Me:" Hey Siri who's your daddy?" Siri:" You are, can we get back to work now?"

@DaiKozui 7 лет назад

Am I the only one who thinks she looks and sounds like a Black Joslyn?

@pinkie9376 7 лет назад

Nope

@maaique 7 лет назад

I never use Siri :)

@destinylord7791 7 лет назад

"Can I call you Alexa" Siri-"No.I am Siri and Siri I shall remain.

@CathyNguyen-nw7zm 7 лет назад

"Siri, what is the meaning of life?"-What I said. "A movie." -That's what she said.

@nicholaswallsxd5602 6 лет назад

Not if you do it more than once

@vanessameza8864 7 лет назад

one of the first!!😘😜

@pinkie9376 7 лет назад

Wow, it's soooo special😳(and I'm certainly not sarcastic)

@Ezra_Nyx 7 лет назад

Just for LOLs, asked Siri "How do you know that I have no friends?" and her response was "I read the Internet in my spare time." XD HA!!

@lizaomeagher9077 5 лет назад

Lol, the first one! I repeat that 5000 times a day and I think most people know about it but it's still really funny 😁

@marie2966 7 лет назад

We were in a calculus class and no one understood for a while what the teacher was talking about and Siri said aloud: I don't understand what you are talking about! So hilarious! The teacher laughed it too.

@jcloud2928 6 лет назад

I asked Siri "how do I look"? and she replied "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. quoting Shakesphere..lol