12 Days of Christmas - The Teachers' Version 

A very Happy Christmas from all of us at Cross in Hand.
On the first day of Christmas
the children said to me:
When is the class party?
On the second day of Christmas
the children said to me:
I want my mummy
When is the class party?
On the third day of Christmas
the children said to me:
My pencil’s broken
I want my mummy
When is the class party?
On the fourth day of Christmas
the children said to me:
What’s for lunch?
My pencil’s broken
I want my mummy
When is the class party?
On the fifth day of Christmas
the children said to me:
I’ve lost my coat
What’s for lunch?
My pencil’s broken
I want my mummy
When is the class party?
On the sixth day of Christmas
the children said to me:
I’m going to tell
I’ve lost my coat
What’s for lunch?
My pencil’s broken
I want my mummy
When is the class party?
On the seventh day of Christmas
the children said to me:
I still don’t get it
I’m going to tell
I’ve lost my coat
What’s for lunch?
My pencil’s broken
I want my mummy
When is the class party?
On the eight day of Christmas
the children said to me:
We need the toilet
I still don’t get it
I’m going to tell
I’ve lost my coat
What’s for lunch?
My pencil’s broken
I want my mummy
When is the class party?
On the ninth day of Christmas
the children said to me:
They pushed me first
We need the toilet
I still don’t get it
I’m going to tell
I’ve lost my coat
What’s for lunch?
My pencil’s broken
I want my mummy
When is the class party?
On the tenth day of Christmas
the children said to me:
I’m feeling ill
They pushed me first
We need the toilet
I still don’t get it
I’m going to tell
I’ve lost my coat
What’s for lunch?
My pencil’s broken
I want my mummy
When is the class party?
On the eleventh day of Christmas
the children said to me:
The dog ate my homework
I’m feeling ill
They pushed me first
We need the toilet
I still don’t get it
I’m going to tell
I’ve lost my coat
What’s for lunch?
My pencil’s broken
I want my mummy
When is the class party?
On the twelfth day of Christmas
the children said to me:
When is it home time?
The dog ate my homework
I’m feeling ill
They pushed me first
We need the toilet
I still don’t get it
I’m going to tell
I’ve lost my coat
What’s for lunch?
My pencil’s broken
I want my mummy
When is the class party?
Written, directed and produced by Mr Lowe.