13 of the Best Clinic Duty Episodes in House M.D. 

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Yup, he has a different show, hard to watch without his House persona XD.

I absolutely agree. This show is PERFECTION from the writing and acting to the music and set design. We are so privileged.

@@maimaibiri9045Really? What show? Actually, you should look at his older stuff. Awesome!

Well, it's NBC that posted this one

talk about whiplash!

I mean let's be honest, wouldn't you want to sleep with Hugh Laurie?

Why did the 17 year old want House so badly? Doesn't make much sense.

@@TheHadesShade Because she had a disease in her brain that was making her judgement faulty. And because Hugh Laurie is a very handsome man.

@@TheHadesShade House has that bad boy vibe that women go nuts for...

Prescribe, surely?

And bizarrely, the info is true! Smoking does seem to help control ulcerative colitis.

@@pipp972 cigarettes specifically are actually very good for the digestive system in general. I'm not sure if it is understood why exactly. And, of course, the benefits are very heavily outweighed by the negatives

@@ctvxl just like real medicine then ;p

That's why some call it Big pHarma. Didn't anyone ever wonder why it's the Food AND Drug Administration? It sure af doesn't stand for Fine n Dandy Agriculture!

It's a preemptive strike against the headache that's about to ensue. 😂

"make love, not belts" what a line 😂

I just imagine in his head he goes "Oh. So THIS is what I'm dealing with today...."

I think he probably would have had Vicodin even if the patient had an ingrown toenail...

@AIuzky I hope that’s a joke, but… this is the internet.

The good doctor never fails to impress us.

He was strictly comedy actor before this, and after, he had earned enough money to be a blues singer/songwriter. There is nothing in his whole CV to suggest he would be a brilliant drama medical show actor. Yet he was.

I often forget he has a british accent in real life.

​@@itoibo4208first time I heard his real accent I almost sh*t a brick. 🤣

hugh is brilliant, i dont think the show would have succeeded without him

Hahaha

one hell of a smucker's commercial

You can see the nurse trying not to laugh

I love that scene. That line and the ending are my favorites "On an evolutionary basis I'd recommend.. never"

me too, like how does she know what neurological means and also thinks jelly is a contrceptive

you sleep walk right into his arms🤣🤣

what is it? it's a carpet burn!!!!🤣

​@@SaraMorgan-ym6uewrong case lol

“Smell this…” Lmaoo

There were two old ladies. Which one? The one having an affair, or the later one with her son in tow?

I personally preferred the teenage stalker. Sooooo much better to look at!

@@thomasfholland That to me was cringe. While the actress (Leighton Meester) was more than of age in season 3 (born in 1986, makes her about 20 at the time) it made me, a grown man of 53, uncomfortable. I just don't want to think about going to jail.

The old ladies husband - Peter graves The earlier serialised version of Mission Impossible I have an idea the Leonard Nimmoy ( the original Spock) Was also in it

@@joolz-hearall1p126 Yes, that's Peter Graves indeed (not the husband, the lover, they're not married together, they're having an affair). And yes, Leonard Nimoy did play in Mission Impossible too. You can check both on their wikipedia pages.

It's the best line in this compilation!

💀 fr

Oh I always thought he said wears pants

She probably gets stuck under tables and in washers all the time 😂

That's a whole genre now.

Welcome to being old

😂 Just the way she said, "you're eating FLESH?!" with such disdain. It killed me.

Piper Perabo, she's a cutie. She was on Covert Affairs. Oh, and it was a great show.

@@ToddKing and You.

​@@wes6244most wholesome comment ive read this year

When he pulled out the Tic Tacs around 16:00, what did he realize?

@@morningivy I'm assuming he had a breakthrough about the patient in that episode. He often gets them at random times, so I figured that's what that was.

I believe he realized that the main patient he was treating actually ate pills from outside the hospital that was brought by his girlfriend and didn't eat the correct medication he was prescribed by House @@morningivy I rewatched season 1 recently and if I recall correctly it's what happened

@@PhO3NiX96 That’s a different episode. This one’s later on, the tictacs belong to a patient who was going through them like crazy. House seeing the old guy freshen his breath made him realize the patient is using mints to cover up bad breath caused by an infection in the patient’s jaw

@@maxg5140 Oh yeah i think you're right

"I'm not lying!" And yet your body says otherwise. 😜

Gotta say, the ex did nothing wrong. He wasn’t dead for pity’s sake

Funny and smokin hot!

She wasn't actually lying per say. She just didn't remember doing everything due to her own body betraying her

@@sassbratyeah, I feel bad for her. :(

did you get some box cutters and sterilize them?🤣

It was!! And Iove how he talked her into filling the prescription. And it totally worked. The look on his face was so sweet. You could tell he liked her and felt compassion for her.

Right?!?! Bahahahaha!!!

Or the other docs barging in and staring, that's rude

And opening the door when a lady is up in stirrups 😳🫣

Happens all the time.

Murphy's law in action.

I think you're underestimating the crazies

Every ER/ED attending and nurse has dozens of crazy stories.

@@sunwukong1333 Only dozens? Must be newbies.

I like to think Cuddy saves them for him. But the sleep walking divorcee wasn't crazy.

Haha Randall Park is gold

I don't even like poking myself with a needle, let alone circumcising myself with a box cutter. If he wanted one that bad he could have gone to the doctor instead of doing it himself. There are definitely cases where it's better to spend a little extra rather than save a few bucks.

​​@@formerevolutionistthis being set in USA, I severely doubt that the whole thing would have costed him few bucks...

​@kornaros96 Hard to say what it would cost, but it probably would have been cheaper to get a standard circumcision than to get a plastic surgeon to restore his foreskin. Who the heck would think of circumcising himself?

​@@harringt100 the same idiot who thought he could sterilize a box cutter and not use any anesthesia...

which are the black and white ones?🤣🤣🤣

Same vibe given to me. Also, thinking about her story made me a bit sad. We all get to the point where, let's face it, we ain't on the market anymore, if you know what I mean. You don't need the world to tell you this. You close "the business" all by yourself. Well, she suddenly got a fresh new space to lay her goods on from destiny. That really feels wholesome to see. Also, please don't cringe at the eufemism.

@@pescaruraduvlad You'e only closing shop if you want to close shop, it's the 21. century ;) Sure, 30 years ago, at some point your libido would have been gone and that's it but these days? As long as you want it back, you can get it back :)

Shirley Knight was so great ✨

She noticed a change as a symptom, while other people disregard it. She basically did what House always does.

She'll come by for a check-UP 😉

It’s never “A “ Vicodin…..it’s a handful…… he’s resistive at this point.

@@jimhanty8149 thanks to you and your PhD in pharmacology for correcting some random queer on the internet!! ☺️

@@ItGirlCaliiopx thanks… I have been there…I know…

@ItGirlCaliiopx It’s nice that it’s not a bad word anymore, I like it

I'd need them too if I were his apprentice!

Now you know how House felt

​@@smurfyday😂😂

They need to make a spinoff with new episodes. House: Clinic Duty

And with all the context too!

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While i dont want it to be due brain damage i truly wanna be that spunky at that age! Going out zesty and with a bang!

Actually, Tertiary syphilis is incurable. Thats when its gotten into the brain. She'll experience syphilitic insanity and have to be committed. That son of hers ought to get tested for hereditary syphilis as she probably passed down to him as he was born. Eventually her brain'll get totally fried and she'll die. Not a great way to go, either.

"And I am not afraid of dying. Any time will do, I don’t mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There’s no reason for it. You’ve got to go sometime." - Gerry O’Driscoll

@@RaptorFromWeegee Yep. That's what caused Al Capone to be released from Alcatraz early and was the cause of his death. He was afraid of needles

​@@RaptorFromWeegee😢 buzz officially killed from that wholesome section of the video. But still good to know so thank ye for the info.

Randall park😂

Me too

Im told its cuttie

Can a single video go without this generic comment?

"whoever" my brother in Christ that's a company

@@Gumbocinno not on my watch

Just the snarky stuff, or also being able to say how hot a patient looks?

And that's exactly what's wrong in this world, we can't say what's often is needed to say. Still, I laughed at your comment hehe.

You are a physician who cant spell medicine?

Im a Physical therapist..and was asked by a patient with back pain if it was ok to do dope ... I had no answer ...my head was screaming DONT DO DRUGS EVER....my answer to her was..no issues with dope and backache ! 😂

A physician (@b10000) who can not spell medicine? Seriously? How many times do you think in college and med school would a physician write "medicine" to know how it is spelt? i and e are not even neighbours to be a typo like 'gave' and 'have'. I call BS on the physician claim.

he was horrified

​@@toomanyaccountsfelt sympathy pains for sure

She did an amazing job in her episode

Never mock a man who has intentionally taken a knife to his own pee-pee.

W

Yeah this back and forth with the "main" patient gets on my nerves sooner or later. They used some tropes to break this up, but it's the main schtick afterall.

Yes!! I LOVED clinic duty!! lol.

Man was so stressed that he need to get high

I think she did, he diagnosed her because she had milky tears which were indicative of the fungal infection

@@KatJustice97 nah i am pretty sure house made it all up if not her being sick but definitely the part where it made her feel attracted to house

@@ahmetsaidalkur50No, if you watched the show you’d actually know what happened. When she was treated, the insane attraction towards house went away because the infection was causing problems in her brain.

Interesting how she justifies it by stating the age of consent in Iceland. We're not in Iceland.

@@cmen6895 Yes, reminded me of the old woman who was getting attracted to younger men due to her Syphilis flair-up. He was kind and gentle with her too.

I don't think she had spores. House just lied to her to get her to stop, kind of a reverse psychology thing.

Valley fever I seem to remember.

@@jimnorthland2903 Thanks, It was a good ending, House was disappointed that she was attracted to him due to spores in the brain. Too bad.

“When I stop being contagious, I’ll stop by for a check-up” (wink). Gag me with a spoon.

@@daviduzoNo, she did. He noted the milky tears and told her what to get to fix it.

You can talk about results as long as you don’t also give identifying information.

@@vincenzoditrolio6985 He said the Patient's name out loud

Adult entertainment producers certainly didn't.

Literally never could possibly see it coming

Poor Jim.

Who is that actress?

Personally I think he ain't insane, just too smart to have much compassion for anyone

It takes a lot to make House make a run for it. He was completely horrified. Especially once he saw it, he wanted to be gone yesterday more than any other clinic duty.

A self-circumcision... come on mate.. that must be horrible to watch. Give Greg a rest...

I remember my baby brother as a young child was goofing off after a bath and tore his testicle open. He didn’t cry, and fell asleep in the ambulance . I do recalls both the paramedics wincing and my Ma talking about it in the waiting room and all the grown men cross their legs 😹 poor thing. He doesn’t remember though thankfully.

HEHEHEH Randall Park

@@jonyao76 asian Jim FTFY

All seasons are on Amazon Prime😊❤❤

I think it's a walk-in clinic, so you don't actually need an appointment you just have to wait in line. :P

Actually Momphile lol

Step mom

No fucking way bro 😂😂

Huge Laurie made this show , phenomenal actor , so many times actually , brilliant. So sorry it’s not on anymore , it was so unique.

@@DaleGribble-ng5gu It's NBC/Peacock now.

Yip, funny as hell, willing to accept he was cheating but not willing to accept he wasn't vegan.

Pretty on point for Vegans tho.

People never seem to get tired of making fun of vegans. If it were just the self-righteousness that got to people, wouldn't they be mocking Evangelical Christians? Oh, maybe they are...

She went on to star in Covert, Affairs. Piper Perabo.

No it isn’t. But it’s certainly excellent.

Based.

I say that about a lot of shows. How about one of the best shows ever or best show for category MD/hospital @@pokemagetech

​@@pokemagetechperfectly entitled to their own opinion, if that's their favourite show that's their deal.... Would you tell someone their favourite meal is incorrect?

I bought all the dvds in a charity shop, got a binge planned.

Didn't even realize how long it was. Just like watching a full episode now, hell yeah

Well, technically, the farmer and the model with the leg pain weren't Clinic Duty, just House getting his class to diagnose his own leg. (Fun to have them included though.)

Can we get more of these, to whomever uploads

​@@heidikickhouse-They were, but he was only treated those 2, he was treated by Cuddy. There were 3 cases, not just 1

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I love her confidence.

​ @Bozbaby103 Believe me I have come across a number of not so attractive weirdos that are very confident in themselves in fact a little too much to the point of vanity or arroagnce even, albeit misplaced, either that, or they don't have self awareness or any at all lol. I cringe hard at them LOL.

@Bozbaby103 Confidence isn’t always a good thing, let’s be honest

4:41 for a more accurate time marker

Getting the twinkie back in the wrapper.

Randall Park

I busted out laughing!! 😂😂😂

​@starlingswallow9406 well you're not a man I felt something retract.

Even better in the movie with all the puppies.

You shud watch him in Blackadder season 3 & 4.

Do you mean, Stuart Little?

@@pradeep_amaresan Thanks for the reminder. Blackadder was a gem of British humour. Made me laugh out loud every show.

His Bertie Wooster in Jeeves and Wooster was by far the best version ever. Though he did other stuff with Stephen Fry, and they made a superb combination together in comedy sketch shows, both on tv and radio in the UK. What always surprised me was to see how many Americans thought Hugh Laurie was an American actor!

I second this!!

Me too

that was due to irreversible brain damage. usually syphilis eating the brain results in insanity

There are WAY worse STDs to get, worse that even HIV, Syphilis is dodging a bullet.

Hugh Laurie is a genius

No Wilson no Cuddy? House faked his death? No Cameron? Kutner and Amber are both dead, Big Love isn't coming back, 13 is probably dead, Masters isn't coming back, Park might so that'd be fun. This show needs a good balance of male and female fellows.

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Chase M. D.

Well, maybe not a comeback. But they should have done one short follow-up. Cut to a hospital room. Thirteen is wracked with involuntary spasms from her Huntington's which has now a complete hold on her. The doctor is telling her that unfortunately the experimental treatment she was on is showing no signs of improvement. There's nothing more they can do for her other than making her as comfortable as possible and simply wait for the end. The full realisation of this hits her. There is no one and nothing to help her. She begs him to help her. He says there's nothing he can do. She tells him there is one thing he could do. She doesn't say it outright, but you can see on his face that he knows what she means. He considers it, but no. He cannot. It's his duty of care. He couldn't possibly do such a thing. He reiterates that they'll take good care of her, make her life more comfortable, and storms out of the room. Thirteen is left alone to contemplate the infinitely short time she still has to live. It's night now. Rain is falling, driving rivers of water on the windows to match the dried up tears on Thirteen's face. As she's looking out the window, she hears the door to her ward slide open. It's probably a nurse, here to make sure the pain can be extended for as long as possible. All we see is two feet wearing sports shoes with cheesy heel shock absorbers, along with a flaming cane stepping into the room. A voice says: "Is it time?" Thirteen turns around, eyes wide, brimming with tears again. As she breaks down she can say only one thing: "Yes. It's time." Fade to black.

Just imagine a House prequel series when he's in med school

@@CristiNeaguI don’t think house should let her get that far

@@_mark_3814 House isn't know for being there for you every step of the way. He does comes through, eventually.

Well House has more class than you then

Try button flies. But don’t get drunk with them.

​@@justinturner8278what would happen if you're drunk? I'm sober 0% of the time

Correct. My Highschool girlfriend was on some weird meds that required eating fat before taking. She didn't consume enough fat and literally would sleep walk and eat fatty foods without knowing it.

I haven’t seen the ending. I never watched the show. But I love the clips.

Niiiiccee South Park reference there ;)

Piper Peribo had her own series with Covert Affairs if you want to see more of her.

She and the stalker are really two characters I would have loved to be around longer as sidecharacters outside the clinic

@@ottokarl5427 Blair found Chuck shortly after and House was forgotten. And she also had to go back to Constance Billard...

@@CharlesNauck There seems to be other health benefits from it so I'm not to shaken

@@CharlesNauck Not a smoker. Just thought it was interesting. Enjoy your day