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Sandi Toksvig Alan Davies Holly Walsh, Nish Kumar, Phill Jupitus
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@juliansmith4295 2 года назад

"...where they have the barbed wire museum.": "How do you get in!?" brilliant What a great foursome.

@beckyeinolf3300 2 года назад

In Finland, there's the BONK museum: It's a museum of fictitious and outrageous inventions, and at the end, you can design your own fake machine, name it, and leave a description of what it's function is.

@Farweasel 2 года назад

Cunning people the Finns ............Also athletic - A decade or so back their national Canoe Polo team (as in 'playing International tournaments) had a goalkeeper who was 70 odd. And he was *still* pretty good.

@221b-Maker-Street 2 года назад

_Bonk Museum._ **English Carry-on style snigger**

@Farweasel 2 года назад

@@221b-Maker-Street It is your duty as a true Brit.

@NothingIsKnown00 2 года назад

Is BONK an abbreviation?

@beckyeinolf3300 2 года назад

Actually, it sort of has a meaning in English, and that may have inspired them. "Bonk" is older urban slang for "knocking boots."

@Doc_Filth 4 года назад

When I played football at school, I was always left back. Left back in the changing-room.

@element4element4 5 лет назад

"The infinite is calling to us via superpositions of possibilities" sounds like something I've heard Deepak Chopra say, after learning a few buzzwords from Quantum Physics.

@CassandrashadowcassMorrison 4 года назад

No. It doesn't, said the Player on the Other Side.

@MrPheonixconn333 2 года назад

Professional kabadi player here..so very proud..never been happier🤗

@lukepassmore2951 2 года назад

Sorry that we copied you when British bulldog was invented. I miss watching kabadi on tv (when I was much younger).

@ghomerhust Год назад

it sounds like an absolutely fantastic time! like when a schoolyard game gets REALLY serious.

@eneedham789 9 месяцев назад

I had a driving instructor who kept telling me I need to try kabaddi 😂

@DogOfKrondor 5 лет назад

A bit like Alan's story. In the States with friends many years ago. Had a big night on the drink, one mate was the last one in, about half an hour later we heard a weird thumping sound. When we went to check, he was trying to turn the lamp off on the bedside table with his shoe. The next hit he broke the globe, threw the shoe on the floor and said "There must be an easier way to turn that off" This man was and is an electrician.

@221b-Maker-Street 2 года назад

Ha, this is gold!

@deaghlanfinn-kelly9296 Год назад

I bet your friend did not become a total misery and attack people, biting them and then just giving some lame story to cover the fact that he is truly a prick. What we see is not true, Davis is a moaning and aggressive pig as well as racist. Even former GFs have said he is just horrid as a person. He even has to talk over an Asian person when he is explaining an Asian game, such an imperialist wanker, Afraid the camera will not be on him! And yes, I hate this man. I do not see why he is still on this show.

@christopherrobinson7541 8 месяцев назад

A filament of his own imagination.

@fuberlin1 5 лет назад

Holly is just the most endearing creature ever ♡♡♡ :D

@drewlovelyhell4892 2 года назад

There's something sweet and childlike about her voice. She could say something quite mean, and you wouldn't mind.

@ghomerhust Год назад

@@drewlovelyhell4892 there was an episode, later seasons i think, where they did a good cop bad cop thing, and she had to play a bad cop. and she was like "i cant sound intimidating with this voice!" and when she tried, it was so delightfully terrible and hilarious

@drewlovelyhell4892 Год назад

@@ghomerhust I remember that one! 😆

@user-jd4wv5tj5j 2 года назад

"One previous owner" did not get ONE laugh. That was gold.

@idiotidiot5821 2 года назад

I used to yell out baseball when I hit a homerun. It really didnt go over well lol

@lmm2103 2 года назад

I have an arrangement with house spiders, they're allowed anywhere except the bedroom and bath.

@asterix811 4 года назад

“Roger” is used because it starts with the same letter as “received” and “Wilco” is a portmanteau of WILL COmply.

@csgollum 2 года назад

Oh, that bit with the fork and the plate... I was gritting my teeth... talk about reaching across time and space!

@petergaskin1811 2 года назад

I remember when Channel 5 started, they showed games of Kabbadi.

@firebirdheats 5 лет назад

Paused to look up kabaddi, I think it's my new favorite sport 😆

@RealBradMiller 11 месяцев назад

Kabaddi, kabbadi, kabbadi, kabbadi!!!

@Yuvi_Singhs 7 лет назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="200">3:20</a> Это смешное совпадение, я действительно кайфом!

@cptreech 2 года назад

Fairly sure there used to be a Pub in Croydon called "The Nowhere Inn Particular" (Sadly closed) which used to have a sign at the centre that said "You are now in the middle of nowhere"

@thequokkahaslanded321 6 месяцев назад

Phill is the best... and Nish, and Holly😂😂Nish's Spiderman joke was excellent 😂

@CONNELL19511216 2 года назад

I LOVE bagpipes!

@drewlovelyhell4892 2 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1224">20:24</a> No, Ant-eaters use their tongue to eat! She must be thinking of Aardvarks, which inhale their food wihout even chewing!

@morien5062 2 года назад

If you can't convince them with logic, baffle them with bullshit

@survivedandthriving Год назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2479">41:19</a> I have been known to look someone in the eye, say 'OK, I'm done now' and then walk away. It can't be done with everyone but it is surprising how many people it can be used on.

@DavidSmith-yx7kn 4 года назад

She is right about the Turkish Sport it's one of there national games.

@DerEchteBold 4 года назад

But she wasn't right about the hands down the trousers, that's allowed but it isn't the goal of the whole thing. I think they actually had this on QI many years ago, the rules say you can reach inside the trousers but you're not allowed to grab the genitals or 'invade' the anus.

@ryanlinskey9293 4 года назад

as an american i must say that i've literally never heard an american call a bouncy castle a "bounce house" in my life

@jess_ismore 2 года назад

Don't know that I've ever said it myself, but definitely heard it.

@ghomerhust Год назад

in the high plains, ive heard it either way. personally i use "castle" but there are so many styles of them now that "house" has become more common

@AndrewChard-vi3lb 6 месяцев назад

My pet hate is when you get asked, 'Where did you lose it?" When you say you have lost some small item

@storiesincolour5205 3 года назад

Respect to Phil for mentioning Caberet Voltaire, Zürich :)

@shaalis 2 года назад

Kabadi is just a cricket match with human beings as the ball.

@andrewcharles459 2 года назад

I looked up some pro Kabaddi videos. That looks like crazy fun. :-)

@Therealrealbenji 2 года назад

"You can't land without jumpin." -Ghandi Davies

@inspectorpouzo Год назад

what about with a plane?

@RealBradMiller 11 месяцев назад

@@inspectorpouzopart of the boarding procedure is jumping, even if it's just a tiny bit.

@Mary-sd8jd 6 лет назад

Nemo in the middle of Nowhere.. Can you hear that? That's the sound of another Pixar movie conspiracy being created in the background..

@DeathbatDrone 4 года назад

That worm video is worse than any horror movie I've ever seen.

@DerEchteBold 4 года назад

Hmm, that's odd, I'm quickly grossed out usually but that thing doesn't really bother me.

@barbarahamme2760 Год назад

Just as I saw your comment, that bit was on the screen. Reeepulsive‼️🤢🤮

@angrytedtalks 2 года назад

I used a motivational slogan generator and got some hysterical posters.

@markrowland1366 2 года назад

Wishing to examine the comparative requirements of basketball and netball. I joined a mixed team dominating in an indoor league. I so completely controlled, as to be able to determine the score and winning margin of every game.

@JasperLeroux 6 лет назад

We Americans also call them bouncy castles, depending on the area.

@StMargorach 6 лет назад

You are still peasants though ;)

@ems7623 2 года назад

I've never heard that term used outside of Britain. Sorry but where in the US have you heard this?

@221b-Maker-Street 2 года назад

Phillip Jupitus, it's not Da- _DAR,_ like Ta-Dah! It's Dada, like Gaga. 😆

@alexandrapossum71 3 года назад

Still waiting for that celebrity deathmatch kabaddi

@michavanrusselt4518 6 лет назад

I think I just fell in love with Nish Kumar

@DanDownunda8888 3 года назад

Oh dear, really? I can't understand why he keeps being invited back. Not in the least bit funny.

@lmm2103 3 года назад

@@DanDownunda8888 in your opinion

@florawoundedrock 2 года назад

this show had me looking up kabbati just to see well built men loincloth's. I was alittle disapointed when they were wearing shorts.

@Ye4rZero Год назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1530">25:30</a> That clock in the box is cool af

@RealBradMiller 11 месяцев назад

Wait until you hear about carrot in a box. 😂😭

@garrygreen4814 2 года назад

Holly is so gorgeous

@kimhewer1479 8 месяцев назад

Still waiting for the QI Kabbadi team 😂

@Adj4ni 2 года назад

I instantly googled Kabaddi to check what a game looks like.

@lmm2103 3 года назад

I will happily admit to a plethora of disgusting behaviours but even as a child I never ate my snot.

@drewlovelyhell4892 2 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2509">41:49</a> He looks like Jon from '8 out of 10 cats'!

@starjake Год назад

Does anyone know that word Sandi uses at the beginning while introducing Nish? I can't hear it well enough to be able to spell it; nagmentary or something? I've never heard it before and want to know the definition.

@kimhewer1479 8 месяцев назад

No, I thought it sounded like nagmentary but I've googled it and doesn't look like it's a word 😂

@GreatJoe 5 лет назад

All this talk of museums and no mention of the phallological one?

@christopherdean1326 2 года назад

Holly Walsh is just unbearably gorgeous!!!!!!

@satnitcboy 4 года назад

Surprised that none of them mentioned the pilot (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2630">43:50</a>) looks just like John Richardson.

@davidrobinson970 2 года назад

Its actually Bob Stanford-Tuck. He was a Wing Commander by the end of the War, and had about 33 kills to his name. He lead the Duxford Wing on some missions. He was shot down in France, whilst on a 'Rubarb' mission. He became a good friend of Adolf Galland.

@6luealreadydead 4 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1660">27:40</a> that's actually a pretty good accent of an American... that lives in the South LOL

@liamaldensmith1779 2 года назад

I pretty much always hear bouncy castle in the U.S.

@jgage2344 9 месяцев назад

Easter island could plant trees ….that’s why it failed in the first place , how about we don’t cut them all down this time ?

@Ludifant 4 года назад

The problem with the first 5 minutes is the assumption that profoundness and bullshit are mutually exclusive. I think if you venn-diagrammed that, there would be just one circle, because we are all one..

@inspectorpouzo Год назад

I'm not

@stevevasta Год назад

Worthy of the Dalai Farmer 🤣

@spacewarpphotography1667 3 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1980">33:00</a> Point Nemo has another name, Sandy. A name it's held since long before humanity came around. In the language of the Deep Ones and not meant to be pronounceable by human tongues, it is called R'LYEH.

@willmfrank 2 года назад

Not meant to be pronounceable by human tongues...Unless you get REALLY stoned and try to say "really."

@paddotk 2 года назад

So who named it Sandy if no one had discovered it yet?

@bradameerbeg2154 2 года назад

First time I’ve seen Holly come last….. said her husband never.

@ktom5262 Год назад

Sandi 's claim that "What we know as Wild West was only about 20 years of history" is very false. The official patent for barbed wire was issued in the 1870s and only after that its use started to spread. It means that the "Wild West must have lasted at least from around 1820s till 1880s.

@MichaelKingsfordGray 2 года назад

Holly looked lovely with longer hair.

@asterix811 4 года назад

According to Wikipedia, the name “Little Britain” was given to what is now Ireland by Ptolomy, who called what is now England, Wales, and Scotland “Great Britain”

@gtpliquid1290 2 года назад

In Irish, Wales is called Little Britain.

@inspectorpouzo Год назад

@@gtpliquid1290 In little britain wales is called ireland

@thebagelsproductions 6 дней назад

Ptolomy the general who was Alexander the Greats right hand man? He was given Egypt to run and founded the dynasty which ended with cleopatra - I'm surprised that he was aware of the UK

@stephenconnolly3018 10 месяцев назад

I think the Spitfire pilot is the great Robert Stanford Tuck.

@thebolsta Год назад

Well... That ruined my chow mein...

@johnburnside7828 Год назад

Point Nemo is the site of Cthulhu's sunken city R'lyeh.

@MegaFortinbras 5 лет назад

The Glass Armonica piece that is excerpted is The Last Transit of Venus by William Zeitler. It's on RU-vid at ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4LP8QFR9Qvc.html

@donaldchapman6161 6 лет назад

You don't want to be eating Ramen noodles when that worm blows its nose...Just sayin.

@namk19 5 лет назад

Donald Chapman well said and agreed

@drizer4real Год назад

Did Deepak Chopra use that website?

@bruceevans3476 2 года назад

I think Annette would have been surprised...

@ashleyhyatt6319 6 лет назад

Senda Berenson modified the rules in 1892-3, not 1983. Transposed numbers LOL. Ms. Berenson died in 1954.

@GrahamCStrouse 6 лет назад

Ashley Hyatt I thought that sounded a bit odd.

@spadebraithwaite1762 9 месяцев назад

I saw a woman do sadly unwomanly things, once. It was the best afternoon of my life. I had to teach Western culture in a school in China, and I remember that basketball was invented by Michael Nesmith, who was the one in the Monkees that always wore a hat. I think that my class came away from that lesson, suitably enlightened.

@ricimer9770 2 года назад

A good profound saying I've never worked out is " a dead bird never falls from the nest" if anyone can tell me the meaning I would be SO grateful.

@aardlord 2 года назад

Well a dead bird wouldn't be falling anywhere because it isn't moving. They'd be alive until they hit the ground.

@eloiseharrison8574 2 года назад

Google informs me that Churchill said it when he was told his fly was undone 😆 cannot comment on the historical accuracy of that quote but, that's what Google says 🤷‍♀️😂

@DaveDexterMusic 2 года назад

it sounds like it's some variety of "you can't be hurt if you don't take risks" inverted profundity. I suppose being dead is the ultimate excuse for not taking any risks.

@inspectorpouzo Год назад

@@eloiseharrison8574 Hail Google!!!!!!

@dirkfrey4715 6 лет назад

The roger wilco part... no-one comments on the little string of swastikas...

@francisblake4072 6 лет назад

The string of swastikas denotes the number of planes he has shot down. It is not the sign that he is a nazi, if that is what you were worrying about.

@E_y_a_l 4 года назад

Just to clarify Francis comment, it is a swastika because it denotes the number of Nazi planes he has shot down, if he would have shot down lets say a Japanese plane, they would have marked it with the Japanese flag. So, this pilot is exactly the opposite from a Nazi since he literally fought them.

@hihogandalfaway 3 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="850">14:10</a> that's a very pathetic-looking vuvuzela

@stevesmith9447 2 года назад

God in heaven, that worm clip is AWFUL to have seen.

@alecmoreau6046 3 года назад

Arachnophobe warning: Approximately <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2340">39:00</a>-<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2460">41:00</a> is about, and includes pictures of, a spider.

@thebeachhousebasel 2 года назад

Thank you soooooo much👌🏼

@andrewcharles459 2 года назад

After the nose puking worm, the spider was like a summer daisy.

@aycoded7840 2 года назад

I didn't even know.

@brendanharris1004 Год назад

Holly Walsh is heartbreaking pretty

@inspectorpouzo Год назад

then marry her

@msai257 2 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="750">12:30</a> Turkish oil wrestling is a fantastic sport

@AngelaRyanXX 6 лет назад

Worst sound; Jimmy Carr's laugh.

@Theringodair 2 года назад

I always wondered about Jimmy Carr's weird laugh.

@historicpenguin 6 лет назад

Kabadi is an Indian game, it's literally written everywhere. Period. Though I've never seen it played in loin cloths XD

@rohvmal 6 лет назад

Serena Cheyenne I was watching Ka Body Scapes recently and they play it in kacche panches and it's really hot

@happivaras Год назад

Followed extremely closely by coldplay a sides

@nevermore5087 7 лет назад

Супер что есть русские субтитры. А кто их делал?

@Komtuuri 6 месяцев назад

500 000 russian soldiers killed in Ukaraina.

@nevermore5087 6 месяцев назад

@@Komtuuri Мне похуй сколько там их сдохло, я живу в Литве

@OldManRogers 2 года назад

Nonsensical that sounds profound: corporate bulls**t generator

@mariavictor4324 2 года назад

I made one..Theranos😆😆😌

@markrowland1366 2 года назад

I make my own luck is a declaration they work smarter, harder and with more determination than you who buy raffle tickets. The belief, only luck will advance ones position. It is a declaration they are as feckless. They imagine success is by way of thefth.

@LindsayWilson-vj1wc 10 месяцев назад

Who is now going to google Kabadi?

@christopherrobinson7541 8 месяцев назад

I played Kabadi at school, a game given to us by kids from the Indian subcontinent.

@owenfitzgerald8944 Год назад

I think the researchers have had less of a job as time went on, this show has turned more into a chat .

@ailsadixon408 2 года назад

God in heaven I HATE netball, to the day it makes me so angry!

@nosmoking5366 Год назад

Turkish Oil wrestling.

@hawkpaul8735 4 года назад

The worst sound is scraping ice of a windscreen.

@DerEchteBold 4 года назад

I'm not bothered by that at all, for me it's metal on metal, like a fork in a stainless steel dish.

@mickmickymick6927 3 года назад

The British names come from Normandy, not Brittany. In actuality, traditional Breton-language names would come from (Celtic) Britain, rather than the other way around.

@andrewcharles459 2 года назад

William brought along a few thousand Bretons he hired with the promise of land when be became king.

@sockington1 2 года назад

edison 'I can improve on this' plagiarist

@inspectorpouzo Год назад

Wow, a box that tells you the time after knocking on it. I bet it won the most useless thing ever invented award.

@RealBradMiller 2 года назад

Non-locality is the driver of purpose. By deepening, we v̛̀i̕͜b͘r̨̕a̶̵t̸e͜. The goal of sub-atomic particles is to plant the seeds of consciousness rather than illusion. I'm going to use that site to start a cult! Thanks QI!

@RealBradMiller 11 месяцев назад

Started a cult. Did NOT end well. On the run from authorities in thirteen countries. They'll never catch meeeeee

@fernvalemusic269 5 лет назад

we have those pan-pipe buskers in canada too, and they are the worst honestly. I am a busker and they are the rudest motherfuckers around. They play with amplified backing tracks which they crank up so loud that other buskers have to go 2 - 3 blocks away. if you ask them to even turn down the bass they pretend not to speak english or just ignore you. When i busked downtown, every other busker I knew had a story about them. We all knew each other, put a buck or two in each others cases, jammed, smoked each other out, etc., and we all disliked them.

@screenplaya4562 2 года назад

Ironically, a dry man CAN be wet, but only, and hear me out, if they are wearing a WET suit! Boom!

@DanDownunda8888 2 года назад

I'd forgotten how irrelevant Mr Kumar really is. Won't make the mistake of clicking on this episode again.

@Nick214360 4 года назад

That is not a vuvuzela.

@DerEchteBold 4 года назад

Why not? I'd say it is.

@Nick214360 4 года назад

@@DerEchteBold I'm from South Africa, so I can assure you that it isn't.

@DerEchteBold 4 года назад

@@Nick214360 Well, why not then?

@Nick214360 4 года назад

@@DerEchteBold a vuvuzela is generally 62 cm long and has no membanophone to assist with with the sound. The sound on a real vuvuzela is produced by pursing your lips tightly to the vuvuzela and blowing hard into it.

@DerEchteBold 4 года назад

@@Nick214360 Oh yes, of course, you're right. I didn't really notice that this here has some kind of party horn thing in it. Back in 2010 they sold things that looked like this around here but they worked like actual vuvuzelas.

@AanShovon 6 лет назад

KABADI ISNT A INDIAN GAME!!

@Revelian1982 2 года назад

@@anikdey No, it wasn't. You're wrong. It was invented in Papua Old Guinea.

@Revelian1982 2 года назад

@@anikdey I'm just glad to know that you're still alive after three years, what with COVID and all that. Good stuff.

@ems7623 2 года назад

Isn't it? Are you certain?

@LSRandomHandle 5 лет назад

Why does Holly always end up getting roasted by the other panellists. Last time it was kettle peeing now it's Turkish wrestling

@Deel2506 5 лет назад

They rib on everyone, it's just in good humour :)

@E_y_a_l 4 года назад

Roasted? she wasn't roasted, they just made very in place remarks about how strange it is for her to watch on youtube half naked Turkish men groping each other. But either way, don't feel bad for her, they all laugh and make fun at each other, it's their job and they laugh with her, not at her.

@VNavale 2 года назад

Nish Kumar is the worst comedian on TV. He managed to get into BBC just because of his wokeness and claiming the diversity quota.

@blackbird5634 2 года назад

what's this bullsh** russian writing on the screen?

@plywoodcarjohnson5412 2 года назад

Toksvig and Jupiter. Boooring. Thumbs down. No I wont watch.

@dannesys 2 года назад

Those in this life who don't like Sandy could be counted on one finger. He/she wouldn't be a Dane.

@McZorr0101 Год назад

Why do they leave Holly hanging like this. It is easy to check. I remember seeing Turkish Oil Wrestling on tv and film several times when I was young. I even thing John Noakes did it on Blue Peter. In the Peter Ustinov film Topkapi, famous for the jewel theft by the man suspended from the ceiling ( copied in the first Mission Impossible film and Wallace & Grommet a Close Shave) there was also a scene at a wrestling match ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZhGme4W06Kk.html