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Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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Perityle vandevenderi, Carnegia Gigantea, Brahea nitida, Cheilanthoid Ferns, Argyrochosma, Astrolepis, Pteridaceae

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@timdude2732
@timdude2732 5 лет назад
I'm 25 years old and your channel has gotten me into plant biology! I am taking workshops and getting plant identification books. Your channel is hilarious and very informative! Thank you and keep up the great work!
@rickardrehnmark1650
@rickardrehnmark1650 5 лет назад
Dude.. I love your channel, subscribed some time ago. I live in the northern part of Europe so not much of the plant life you're showing exist here, but I love your knowledge and the way you're presenting it to us. What I wanted to say is that I've discovered an interest in my local fauna and wild life, all thanks to you, thank you for that.
@tehfuqizg0inon588
@tehfuqizg0inon588 5 лет назад
getting his degree in microbiology and making a virus in some sketchy underground lab lmao
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 5 лет назад
Thought about putting a sarcasm disclaimer in there since I've been living in a state where people frequently fail to grasp the concept but I got lazy. Now just waiting for the stupid comments to roll in.
@tehfuqizg0inon588
@tehfuqizg0inon588 5 лет назад
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't I don't blame you, stupid is in heavy supply these days lol
@patcaza6166
@patcaza6166 5 лет назад
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt dude, in these days and age (when its way better to overestimate the general level of fuckism in the brain) I'd worry more about cars with guys in suit parked on the other side of the street kinda stuff
@terriec808
@terriec808 5 лет назад
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt I just wanna know if this virus is going to restart natural selection and kill mosquitoes... do you even need mosquitoes?
@MarleyPeifer
@MarleyPeifer 4 года назад
has a whole nother spin when you watch this episode in march 2020
@Drac.az.casa1
@Drac.az.casa1 5 лет назад
This sonora series is amazing thanks for showing the beauty of our deserts, if you come back next year get a local guide, it sounds dumb but this way you have someone who has contacts and you wont have any trouble doing your reserch exploring what you want. I can't thank you enough for putting the leg work in and producing these vids providing the general public with an avenue of education thats easily understood and that is also comprehensive. Keep the fight going for our misunderstood and overlooked plants that get little to no recognition, best channel on YT.
@sarapezzinni2830
@sarapezzinni2830 5 лет назад
I'm a botanist, but gave it up to teach environmental biology at the college level. There's a wasted life. Now I'm relearning my botany with you. Keep that virus in mind! Keep up the good work!
@DavidJohnson-xr2rz
@DavidJohnson-xr2rz 5 лет назад
1:50 .....DEJA VU! I remember that! The road from Magdalena to Cucurpe, 1976. One of those landscapes that you never forget. I hope while you were in the region, you got to sample some bacanora, best moonshine on the planet, made from a small blue agave they call "lechugilla" but it's not the green vertical spiky lechugilla. I love rock gardens!......... also in 1976 did a lot of ecological research in a little canyon in Tucson Mountain Park, it was just off of Gates Pass road but you couldn't see it from the road. Amazing, maybe 5 miles from downtown Tucson and virtually no sign of human activity, no beer cans, nothing. Had the place to myself and the deer herd that liked the seclusion and the CCC watering holes constructed in a little side canyon. ......I was impressed at how many different ferns there were, growing up in California I thought of ferns as being plants of wet places. Also at least two species of wild onion, another plant I hadn't expected to find in the desert. During '76-77 I was also becoming an expert on jojoba, plant density and seed yield in relation to precipitation and also the amount of labor needed to harvest wild stands. All on my own, no college education but I learn better in real classrooms than artificial ones. There were narcos even back in 1976, over toward Arizpe. They didn''t know who we were and damaged the road expecting that my 2-wheeled truck would not be able to proceed. Didn't directly threaten us though, why make enemies unnecessarily? Well, I had the best driver on the planet, he could get that truck damn near any place you could get a Jeep and some places you couldn't. We got through. When they saw we got through we stopped to chat. "Really good truck you've got there !" Arturo: "It's not the truck, it's the monkey behind the wheel." They figured out that we weren't there to mind their business, just some guys going to do a bit of gold mine development work. Never had any problem with the narcos after that.
@standoughope
@standoughope 5 лет назад
Hahaha! @ 0:41 He's slowly becoming a Batman villain.
@TweEkc
@TweEkc 5 лет назад
poison ivy is already a batman villain, but i think this guy could give her a run for her money with the right outfit
@standoughope
@standoughope 5 лет назад
@@TweEkc Hmm, a botanist who's tattoo'd up.... I'm thinking mafia. He's the guy who makes people disappear. Cash up front and he'll morph from a botanist to a pizza purveyor in Chicago. We'll call him *"Hot Sauce"* or *Bitacuss*
@AtlasReburdened
@AtlasReburdened 5 лет назад
I like that you point out the microclimates and what's unique there.
@8BitEggplant3
@8BitEggplant3 5 лет назад
I swear the way Ive been binging your videos Im starting to pick up a chicago accent
@JackAFlint
@JackAFlint 5 лет назад
Lol I Always catch myself sayin. "Look a Dat" now
@ciaranbyrne6255
@ciaranbyrne6255 5 лет назад
i legit found my self saying "and what the shit" a couple of times
@lunabear
@lunabear 5 лет назад
When you switch between this channel and Desus and Mero, you get "shout out to dat guy over dere" 😂
@clairejarvis28
@clairejarvis28 5 лет назад
SAME
@aff6875
@aff6875 5 лет назад
Digging the new text overlay. Much easier to read.
@FinalFina
@FinalFina 5 лет назад
Wonderful video. Really enjoying the diversity of biology and landscapes that you've been delivering lately.
@ryanishkonk3446
@ryanishkonk3446 5 лет назад
You make watching a man, with a camera, walking through the desert interesting to watch 🌵👍
@KrazyKaiser
@KrazyKaiser 5 лет назад
*Casually threatens all of humanity because they deserve it* Anyways, lookadis!
@qzh00k
@qzh00k 4 года назад
In the now face of a global pandemic, something escaped Tonys lab. Maybe, just sayin
@katiekane5247
@katiekane5247 5 лет назад
Another lover of old hats! I like your friends.
@8ftbed
@8ftbed 5 лет назад
Tag probably says Made In China and is given it's worn patina, next to the line that's sandpapering the knees and butts on some denim pants.🙄
@taraldstein7165
@taraldstein7165 5 лет назад
I'm mostly into land snails, with a touch of plants. But those desert ferns! Wow! New subscriber from Norway here.
@ho2cultcha
@ho2cultcha 5 лет назад
all those ferns are killer!! that bright green Aspidotis is gorgeous!
@Crilic3
@Crilic3 2 года назад
This "obnoxious, heavily tattooed Italian" is probably the most therapeutic RU-vid channel most of us have found to watch in a long time. Your work is so wholesome! Honestly! Start a patreon so we can fund you doing this stuff all over the world!
@Opalgal
@Opalgal 5 лет назад
I just watched your clip on a Chicago news channel and I had to come back here and say damn, you sure are good-lookin! I have watched your videos for a while now so it was pretty neat to see the guy behind the hands.
@TheDR93
@TheDR93 5 лет назад
hit us with the link
@Opalgal
@Opalgal 5 лет назад
@@TheDR93 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4BT8XHJaDm0.html
@StanTheObserver-lo8rx
@StanTheObserver-lo8rx 5 лет назад
One of your better vids. I wish you had made to the Palm canyon...must be some great plants under their shade and near any water there.
@carlosdangerweiner8090
@carlosdangerweiner8090 5 лет назад
Love this guy, he's like Dan Akroyd "Bag of Glass" back when SNL was funny 40 years ago.
@STROONZONY
@STROONZONY 5 лет назад
no channel like this one. love it!
@dangus1425
@dangus1425 5 лет назад
Used to live by Bensenville. love your channel Joe
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 5 лет назад
Victory auto wreckers.
@dangus1425
@dangus1425 5 лет назад
Do you work there?
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 5 лет назад
@@dangus1425 in a past life I think, yes.
@crazykansan3026
@crazykansan3026 4 года назад
“It distracts you from the pain of being alive. “ Yep, that just about sums it up.
@soulpark3128
@soulpark3128 3 года назад
*Just imagining the dudes with "a bunch of tattoos" learning about all the local plants and especially loving your channel name after meeting you.*
@MrRJS27
@MrRJS27 5 лет назад
It's nice to know your interest in botany and making videos prevented you from developing a virus that would exterminate all of humankind. Kind of a close call for us, though.
@saltspringdesign
@saltspringdesign 3 года назад
I love many of your videos Joey. This time i got a belly laugh out of that line, you should have been working in a lab making virus'. You are so funny sometimes!
@marklewis4793
@marklewis4793 5 лет назад
i'm in SouthAfrica,and seeing your show in natural environments makes it the best i've seen on north american flora,..thanks for doing what you do.
@Townshipfarmer
@Townshipfarmer 5 лет назад
So much more interesting then my college professor. Great channel.
@yourstruly6548
@yourstruly6548 5 лет назад
Love your videos! I work as a gardener in Texas keeping way too many non-natives alive in the disgusting heat. In terms of scientific classification knowledge though I mostly know spider species. So, keep teaching me plant species you wonderful Italian!
@eddiewiller
@eddiewiller 5 лет назад
The text overlay on this one was particularly good. I always appreciate the text especially since so many of these latin words are not spelled the way they sound. Real nice.
@flowergrowersmith449
@flowergrowersmith449 5 лет назад
God those giant cacti are a bit creepy... Fantastic screen text too - clear as a bell - very easy to read. Thanks
@standoughope
@standoughope 5 лет назад
*"Cactus' on a Plane"* Samuel L Jackson's only line is "I'm tired of all of these motherfucking succulents on this motherfucking plane!"
@SomethingSeemsOff
@SomethingSeemsOff 5 лет назад
@@standoughope - This is me walking into every mid-20s girl's home.
@kayladunaway7101
@kayladunaway7101 5 лет назад
Great video as usual dude. Getting prepped for my fist semester to begin a Bachelor's in Botany and binging some of your videos!
@billpavloff7799
@billpavloff7799 5 лет назад
The ferns made me think of Fern Canyon here in Humboldt County. Check it out next time you're out this way!
@dannyhardesty1102
@dannyhardesty1102 4 года назад
The Mesquite tree's lateral roots that is has can reach out much further than the canopy ever will. Not to mention they happen to have tap roots that go very deep to get water well beyond 150 feet down, however 50 feet down is more typical.Apr 6, 2017
@TheDanEdwards
@TheDanEdwards 5 лет назад
Wonder if you've come across any epiphytes when roaming around these Sonoran mountains. Supposedly Laelia aurea have been found as far north as Sonora, but I've never seen any maps that pinpoint any populations. Perhaps they've all been collected by now.
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 5 лет назад
I believe its a little too dry for any epiphytic orchids in the North, but there is Tillandsia revurvata. Did not see any Laelia. But yes, locals will poach epiphytic orchids and sell them at tourist markets. Saw plenty of this in Oaxaca and Michoacán in previous years.
@oldairyheir
@oldairyheir 5 лет назад
20:00 Monarch butterfly caterpillar. Btw, love your channel!
@saltymcpepper5777
@saltymcpepper5777 5 лет назад
I like your profile pic.
@stinkycretingurl
@stinkycretingurl 5 лет назад
It's not a monarch (Danaus plexippus). Monarchs have only two sets of filaments. The one in his video has three sets of filaments and is probably a Danaus gilippus or queen butterfly based on his location. Looks like fourth or fifth instar.
@oldairyheir
@oldairyheir 5 лет назад
Thanks. . . being from the upper Midwest, it looked like one of our monarch caterpillars. Now I can see the difference. I stand corrected.
@rescuemay
@rescuemay 5 лет назад
10/10 episode, please share more of your adventures!
@drucleary5897
@drucleary5897 4 года назад
I love plants sooo much, love watching you out in the wilds
@nbkawtgnobody
@nbkawtgnobody 4 года назад
So Covid was your love child, I knew it! No wonder you were acting so toung in cheek about the lock down!😆😂😂🤣
@patcaza6166
@patcaza6166 5 лет назад
did you tell the gun guys the name of your channel ?
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 5 лет назад
No, but gave them an annotated checklist of the flora of the canyon just in case they got curious. 🤔
@itsrachelfish
@itsrachelfish 5 лет назад
So awesome that your channel is the first footage of that weird wrinkly plant !! I knew you were a real scientist, or at least you hang out with them...
@thuffman44
@thuffman44 5 лет назад
What a great video! Thanks for taking the time to share your knowledge, you magnificent bastard 🐝🐝🐝☮️☯️
@calamagrostis88
@calamagrostis88 4 года назад
I like the way you disdain the people who are obsessed with how they can use the plants. Ask not what native plants can do for you, ask what you can do for native plants.
@tropicalmn8502
@tropicalmn8502 5 лет назад
Another banger video! Too bad you didn't get to the palms, was hoping to see that.
@JackAFlint
@JackAFlint 5 лет назад
I enjoy these a lot thanks an what the shit..ya know? I live in central AZ, Can't wait to get back out into the forest and learn more about the plant life where I live
@TheDR93
@TheDR93 5 лет назад
"really, u gotta eat the flowers too jesus christ" this guy sounds like the taxi driver from every 90s movie
@foggyrange
@foggyrange 5 лет назад
Remarkable, you see beauty that many walk over. Nice band aid.
@joshuapotter7372
@joshuapotter7372 5 лет назад
Beautiful location!
@SNESThebest
@SNESThebest 5 лет назад
Nice new text overlays!
@natejansen892
@natejansen892 4 года назад
Hopefully the new owners keep that area well protected for many years to come
@incominghitdadirt9587
@incominghitdadirt9587 5 лет назад
Thanks for your channel. It's very refreshing... I think you would love S Florida sub tropical habitat and the Everglades.
@ryPish
@ryPish 5 лет назад
15:42 You can't just throw words like "sky islands" to me like that!? D: How am I supposed to not think it's aliens if you don't edumacate me on sky islands???
@ryPish
@ryPish 5 лет назад
"Sky islands are isolated mountains surrounded by radically different lowland environments. The term originally referred to those found near the southern borders of Arizona and New Mexico, and has extended to similarly isolated high-altitude forests. The isolation has significant implications for these natural habitats." - Wikipedia
@bobbynewutz1929
@bobbynewutz1929 5 лет назад
National Geographic did a piece on Ghost Orchid on the 6th that you may want to check out.
@globalisite
@globalisite 5 лет назад
Narcos are probably a safer bet than deranged Trumpsters. Obviously your timing is great with the monsoons and your routing. This is a climax year to see plants that don't always appear when the spring rains and monsoons are fickle. Here at 7700 ft in Northern NM the plant profile is outrageous this year along with the prolific monsoon flow. Safe travels!
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 5 лет назад
1st sentence - I agree. Both have guns, but the latter are incredibly more idiotic and paranoid, which is a bad combination when tied with large caliber firearms.
@globalisite
@globalisite 5 лет назад
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt I try not to but often find myself marveling at what appears to be the reverse of anything called evolution within the human species. that said, the narcos are a lot more clear and grounded with their routine than the Trumpsters.
@Neznisgip
@Neznisgip 5 лет назад
Stop projecting your unwarranted fears, and prejudice! Do you two clowns need a safe space, equipped with coloring books, and a couple pacifiers?
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 5 лет назад
How do these people even end up here 👆? Shouldn't they be planning how to shoot up the next shopping mall or something? Probably just came to hear the obnoxious accent 😂 😂 😂
@sb1806
@sb1806 4 года назад
@@Neznisgip go hexafuck yourself
@justmejo9008
@justmejo9008 5 лет назад
Always enjoy your vids 👍🏻
@bfresh4208
@bfresh4208 5 лет назад
This is some high level shit. Interesting and informative content thank you for you service to humanity.
@boris-bikepack
@boris-bikepack 5 лет назад
that's beautiful man! thanks.
@Ok-vj3dw
@Ok-vj3dw 5 лет назад
1:05 holy shit, now thats a cactus!
@skunkebud8
@skunkebud8 5 лет назад
Aloha! Thank you!
@charlesross9260
@charlesross9260 5 лет назад
Love it. Keep going, pal
@andymelero9316
@andymelero9316 5 лет назад
I hadn't seen "Mala Mujer" since i was a child. I remember the seed pods and all the plant having thorns everywhere.
@Moon___man
@Moon___man 5 лет назад
"You'll certainly never go wrong overestimating people's maliciousness or stupidity."
@garbleduser
@garbleduser 5 лет назад
Can I be your lab assistant?
@johnnyblade1293
@johnnyblade1293 5 лет назад
You could use your own tv program, by the way! I’d love to see that! :)
@Beofware
@Beofware 5 лет назад
We need more scientists and teachers like you man.
@ionpunk341
@ionpunk341 5 лет назад
Love the videos dude. Making my way through all the the older ones. Is there a functional reason for having the ruler tattoo on the middle finger and not the index finger? Is is so you give people the finger as you're trying to measure something? Apologies for stealing your style, but I think I'm going to get a ruler tattoo. So practical!
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 5 лет назад
Yes. It is the only way to correct the tragedy of growing up being indoctrinated with the imperial system. If I ever forget how big a millimeter is (10 of them in a centimeter, and 2.54 cm in an inch), I just look at my finger.
@ionpunk341
@ionpunk341 5 лет назад
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt Right on!
@drucleary5897
@drucleary5897 4 года назад
Everywhere I go I see plants
@damiandossantos5077
@damiandossantos5077 3 года назад
0:40 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Lol dude.. brutal
@JohnVance
@JohnVance 5 лет назад
Dude I love your channel so fucking much
@jeyrad
@jeyrad 5 лет назад
This is fucking cool stuff. Hope you keep it up.
@terriec808
@terriec808 5 лет назад
Anybody else turn on the captions just for the hell of it? fricken hilarious 😂
@nothertreeinbox
@nothertreeinbox 5 лет назад
Those cacti are so beautiful
@grammy4195
@grammy4195 4 года назад
Ah damn. I missed your live stream.
@CreaturesThird
@CreaturesThird 5 лет назад
Looks like a monarch caterpillar there at the end.
@SomethingSeemsOff
@SomethingSeemsOff 5 лет назад
0:03 I'm not sure how fast Saguaros grow when they're very small, but I was gifted one that was about two feet tall about 8-10 years ago and it's now almost 5 feet tall. So I would suspect that those little saguaros in the video are younger than 30 years old. (Can someone correct me if I'm wrong, I'm genuinely curious. What I do know is that it takes around 50 years for a Saguaro to grow one arm.
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 5 лет назад
In cultivation they grow much faster. When getting going from a seedling, they are extremely slow. I started some from seed ten years ago, they are not a foot tall yet.
@SomethingSeemsOff
@SomethingSeemsOff 5 лет назад
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't - Oh wow okay! Thanks for the reply👍🏽
@skydiaz8151
@skydiaz8151 5 лет назад
Your friend was on "In Defense of Plants" podcast recently?
@5stringsamurai
@5stringsamurai 2 года назад
Prosopis velutina, Cercidium/Parkinsonia praecox,..
@gomeogomeo1163
@gomeogomeo1163 5 лет назад
Great videos! safe travel's
@johnmharrington2588
@johnmharrington2588 Год назад
Regarding the caterpillar -- maybe somebody already ID's it but it looks like Danaus gilippus (Queen butterfly).
@vac2771
@vac2771 5 лет назад
Brother you make me appreciate nature much more
@qzh00k
@qzh00k 4 года назад
The world health organization wants to know if something escaped your basement.
@jonassalk1387
@jonassalk1387 5 лет назад
Might be a monarch butterfly larva on the milkweed.
@smfr123
@smfr123 5 лет назад
Caterpillar at 20:02 is a relative of the Monarch (one of the Danaus), judging by pictures on blog.press.princeton.edu/2018/01/29/monarchs-milkweed-in-mexico/
@leavesof3378
@leavesof3378 5 лет назад
The caterpillar on the milkweed is a Queen: Danaus gilippus
@swaddington9399
@swaddington9399 4 года назад
Pack a serious pringely eye?! Hah!
@ItsRiley3
@ItsRiley3 5 лет назад
You are fucking hilarious, but I swear not like a clown funny :)
@iangillham9647
@iangillham9647 4 года назад
Love your videos, and agree about the fucxing human race, we’ve been trying for a while to reduce the plastic we use, but the whatever goes to the store, WRAPPED IN PLASTIC! And don’t get me started on the Shix you get with Internet Shipping! Any way I’m from Wonderful Wet Wales in the UK and seeing these dry climate things is a treat! I used to read in Cowboy Stories about people hiding out in the mesquite (hope that’s spelt right) but HOLY CRAP you could hide an ARMY in that stuff! Could you show some Sagebush sometime? Thanks for reawakening my interest in Botany, my degree (as a mature student) was in Ancient History/Classical Studies and if you are ever tempted to do that, let me tell you it’s just a catalogue of human stupidity! ONWARD!
@watchingitallhere
@watchingitallhere 5 лет назад
Maybe it was just an Uber..
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 5 лет назад
Yes I thought this too. Would've been a fun carpool.
@latintribe124
@latintribe124 5 лет назад
My dad's from new York NYC
@108108qwerty
@108108qwerty 5 лет назад
Ever plan on going to upper new mexico lower colorado area?
@User0000000000000004
@User0000000000000004 4 года назад
Sawaro. Cute how you pronounce the silent G.
@juanvillalvazo1695
@juanvillalvazo1695 5 лет назад
I'm surprised he couldn't recognize a monarch caterpillar
@JamesD1776-uc
@JamesD1776-uc 4 года назад
Making virus in some sketchy ass downstairs basement lab lol
@andersaxmark5871
@andersaxmark5871 4 года назад
Indusium is a word you would use in a fern dungeon
@StanTheObserver-lo8rx
@StanTheObserver-lo8rx 5 лет назад
Any of those rock Asters develop a caudex? So,are Cheilanthes primitive ferns?..you know..just drop those uncovered spores straight down? The blue fern looks so much like our Cali Coffee ferns..same family I think. So go to local hills and see much the same..only green,not blue.
@Robert_rocks
@Robert_rocks 5 лет назад
I live in Cali got some very interesting plants on the property I hike let me know if you wanna take a look
@Filbie
@Filbie 4 года назад
6:15 a member of the dainty little bastard club
@MissTeacakes
@MissTeacakes 5 лет назад
The Caterpillar on the asclepias is a monarch. One of the reasons monarchs are in trouble is because the caterpillars feed exclusively on asclepias, which the shittiest suburban residents hate and rip out as a weed.
@dannyhardesty1102
@dannyhardesty1102 4 года назад
10 or 15 years old my frind
@missanna208802
@missanna208802 4 года назад
9:15. 6:03. 20:01 looks like a baby monarch.
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