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15 Foot Python Tried to Attack Me ! Boat Ramp Nightmare ! (Chit Show) 

Alfred Montaner
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I heard the word serpent in spanish an a cold chill was felt down my bones. My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit Show in Miami

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@mohunter68
@mohunter68 Год назад
Good grief!! It's a 3 ft. water snake, harmless as a kitten and Alfred thinks it's a 12 ft. python LOL. 🐉🤣
@michaelacookePDX
@michaelacookePDX Год назад
Need a new hat with Fred chomping the snake.
@thedevilinthecircuit1414
@thedevilinthecircuit1414 Год назад
The only Chit Show today was in Alfred's shorts when he saw the snake 🤣
@martinfox6692
@martinfox6692 Год назад
Fred must be spreading the word that Alfred is fun to hangout with. You have your pet baby cuda and now it looks like a cute little python whats to get to know you. The Chit show is fun for all living creatures.
@davidjaynes966
@davidjaynes966 Год назад
Alfredo, do you realize how many times you say "BRO"?? You say "BRO" 2,000 times per video, before and after every sentence, bad habit!!!
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner Год назад
I agree bro
@youknowme8578
@youknowme8578 Год назад
​@@AlfredMontaner sup bro?
@RicardoRodriguez-bt9in
@RicardoRodriguez-bt9in 4 месяца назад
That’s a Miami thing bro
@georgeniebergall7074
@georgeniebergall7074 Год назад
Tell us a small water snake. What are you talking about a 15 foot python Jesus Christ
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner Год назад
George get your eye sight corrected that thing is more dangerous than Fred !
@Dsportster
@Dsportster Год назад
OK I looked it up, and Florida crocodiles apparently do exist, but are extremely rare, 99.99%are alligators
@badcatmadcat7694
@badcatmadcat7694 Год назад
I grew up in South Florida and I had to look it up too. I’ve seen many alligators, but never a crocodile. That’s crazy.
@straybullitt
@straybullitt Год назад
🐊 The main difference is that alligators prefer to stay in fresh water, whereas crocodiles mainly stay in salt water or brackish water. You won't find any alligators living around Blackpoint Marina. There is much more habitat for alligators in Florida. The crocodiles have to compete with the humans for their relatively small coastal habitat, so they aren't as common as alligators.
@johngauntlett4915
@johngauntlett4915 Год назад
Alfred, your animal porn hub? What would be the first one you released about crocodiles, the "Crock Cock"? Back in the 70s, my youngest sister had to do a report on something to do with animals. Growing up in Winter Haven and living on a lake, I used to raise Muscovy ducks and she did a report on penis paralysis with Muscovy ducks. The funny part of the story is that she was attending a Lutheran School. Needless to say, the teacher was quite taken back with her report. However, she did get an A on it.
@armysenior1780
@armysenior1780 Год назад
So, I finally looked up Luxury Rib Tenders. I always thought, "What makes Alfred's ribs taste so good that he calls them luxury?" Oops! 🤣😂 Who knew? I laughed so hard. If I ever need my ribs fixed or restored I know where to go now. 👍
@ROSINRANCHFL
@ROSINRANCHFL Год назад
Fred was in somebody's pool the other day, maybe
@tn65s
@tn65s Год назад
It's time to educate the credit card capt's to not use the bow line to dock the boat. Set up a side line to pull the boat straight along the dock. It only take a little control of the approach.
@daffyduck9901
@daffyduck9901 Год назад
Dude don't give advice when you don't know what you're talkin about
@tn65s
@tn65s Год назад
@@daffyduck9901 you got the right name
@daffyduck9901
@daffyduck9901 Год назад
@@tn65s dude you don't have a clue of what you're talkin about. Tell me you do
@rochellehanes4074
@rochellehanes4074 Год назад
To funny, I noticed the Denver nuggets were playing against the "heat" last night for the championship. And Denver won. Where I live is in Pueblo, CO about 100 miles south of Denver and all the car drivers were honking car horns for about a half an hour. yup at bedtime. Sorry but I don't follow basketball at all. I just don't. Now you can't stop watching the snake. He's coming watch it, watch it. I FEEL YOUR FEAR!
@jonacree7516
@jonacree7516 Год назад
Where's Fred when ya need him... 🎶When a hero comes along🎶
@sightseer8550
@sightseer8550 Год назад
Alfred, YOU MISSED It!!! At 23:10 seconds there is something FAR BIGGER THAN that snake that surfaces!!! ITS up against the boat far left in the background….Take a look!
@johnss449
@johnss449 Год назад
I saw it also at 23:44
@jhonvantwout3157
@jhonvantwout3157 Год назад
You have to catch that snake Alfred because how do you know where it is tomorrow ? Maybe hiding in the bush waiting for it ????? Saludas de un snake free The Netherlands !!!
@fishing_amy
@fishing_amy Год назад
Omg ! That would scare me ! We don’t have pythons in Nova Scotia. Where was Fred ?
@jamielee9350
@jamielee9350 Год назад
Chill bro , it's only a water snake .. Water snakes are harmless, nonvenomous native snakes that typically inhabit wet areas. There are several species of water snake common to Florida. They always swim on top of the water. Burmese pythons swim and stay underwater for up to 30 minutes. By the Alfred, love the new logo.
@kentuckywatchtower2686
@kentuckywatchtower2686 Год назад
Unless it's a Cottonmouth
@FFSkippy
@FFSkippy Год назад
How many ducklings are left? Maybe Fred’s had his fill and will get that snake next.
@Soily55
@Soily55 Год назад
Hey Alfred, we will all be in our graves, and Fred will still be feeding his face at the filet table!!!!
@HiggsBJ
@HiggsBJ Год назад
Alfred you gotta come north, we got light until 10pm up here. And we got rattle snakes that swim!
@patrickdiehl6813
@patrickdiehl6813 Год назад
I found a 4' black snake living in my garage, I had to serve him an eviction notice. I would have bailed too Alfred, not fond of Snakes at all 👊
@drive9997
@drive9997 Год назад
That’s funny I always think there’s one in mine
@jason17
@jason17 Год назад
What popped out of the water by the boat at 23:41 ? was that Fred?
@andyanderson6668
@andyanderson6668 Год назад
So where's Fred when you need him?
@JniceJokes
@JniceJokes Год назад
Yeah I was wondering the same,maybe he's on his election campaign
@dirtybuzzard5977
@dirtybuzzard5977 Год назад
👍👍👍👍Another great video Bro. That kinda looked like a the green water snake. But PYTHONS are really bad and so is Iguanas. They eating up all the local animals. And they are spreading out… We go on python hunts every year in and around the Everglades last year we caught (alive) a little over 200 pythons from 6’ - 18’1 was the longest in a 4 day hunt . But the meat is good and the skin makes good belts , wallets, and other stuff . But there was some that still had baby gators in their stomach. They will eat a whole gator nest if they get a chance . Keep videos coming. Be safe
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner Год назад
That is wild !
@dreed7312
@dreed7312 Год назад
Hialeah is known nationwide for the manufacture of firearms. Many were considered 'economical' but there are a few legends, Universal carbines for example.
@lyndawilson1143
@lyndawilson1143 Год назад
Love your videos. You have a great voice also. TY
@Eatongee
@Eatongee Год назад
You know what would blow Alfred's mind? If, as a joke, someone pulled up to the dock during the Chit Chow and threw a row of tires over the edge of their boat a la tug boat style. rofl
@robertwalley6692
@robertwalley6692 Год назад
I thought you were talking about a boat not a snake, I cannot blame you.
@thedevilinthecircuit1414
@thedevilinthecircuit1414 Год назад
You should train Picua-Boo to protect you from those shnakes 🥰
@teresacastro8899
@teresacastro8899 Год назад
Mr.Alfred,don't laugh but I'm afraid of frogs!! I can't see them in pics!! Its very hard for me cause I have a garden.its real hot here San Antonio so they get in my pots!! I already all most had a heart attack Saturday!! There was a big fat one in one of my flower pots.😱😱😱😱🤣
@straybullitt
@straybullitt Год назад
🐸
@teresacastro8899
@teresacastro8899 Год назад
🤣🤣
@forrestshadow
@forrestshadow Год назад
I think I'd like a Fred decal for the Dodge.
@rf005
@rf005 Год назад
Hey Alfred, you should go on tour,I know you would pack them in at Michigan LOL.
@kimtrayle7968
@kimtrayle7968 Год назад
I think you're on to something Alfred, the snakes have joined forces against you.
@karlaruter3221
@karlaruter3221 Год назад
I live in the keys and you just scared me to death. We live on a sailboat and that's amazing. Really love your videos
@johngauntlett4915
@johngauntlett4915 Год назад
Alfred, did you ever find out what kind of snake it was?
@OMGWTFLOLSMH
@OMGWTFLOLSMH Год назад
According to the clickbait title, it was a 15 foot python. LMAO. Looked like maybe 5 or 6 feet.
@johngauntlett4915
@johngauntlett4915 Год назад
@@OMGWTFLOLSMH Alfred must have been lying to his wife all these years as far as length.
@boomerbigbutt
@boomerbigbutt Год назад
Alfred, that snake heard how you make critters famous. Now you can add a snake too your critter crew.
@herberthill9425
@herberthill9425 Год назад
Would the baby cuda attack the snake? Sorry to see your space invaded by the Anaconda!!! Be safe. Hey, maybe Bathtub Barbie will come to your aid!!!!
@johngauntlett4915
@johngauntlett4915 Год назад
Alfred, snake in the water reminds me of the time in the seventies when my brother and I and a friend were going through the longest canal in Winter Haven on the chain O'Lakes and a 6ft rattlesnake was swimming in the canal trying to get in our boat and we were beating it with an oar.
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner Год назад
Id die
@chrisiverson257
@chrisiverson257 10 месяцев назад
That's FRED at 23:33 he's ALIVE! Snout surfaces by Bow of boat on left.
@DarkFlamage
@DarkFlamage 2 месяца назад
Did you hear Deep Purple's new song? "Snake on the Water" LOL
@dojo1249
@dojo1249 Год назад
Of come on, its just a small snake, that fred or cuda would enjoyed. Serously though its just a harmless little water snake, not a python so people leave it alone and No dont eat it, you can eat the pythons but not the native snakes.
@billrenwick9026
@billrenwick9026 Год назад
I think there's a lot of boat owners who could use some docking lessons
@bookooc5605
@bookooc5605 Год назад
What an astute observation.
@drivingmiami305
@drivingmiami305 Год назад
Love the new logo bro congrats! 🎉
@martinstroud5326
@martinstroud5326 Год назад
How can I buy your merchandise? I’m in the uk
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner Год назад
Luxuryribtenders.com
@rf005
@rf005 Год назад
Alfred do you use UPS or USPS for your shipping?
@user-peach408
@user-peach408 Год назад
Is it a no wake zone where you are filming? Some of those boats are going to fast for the high traffic area.
@derekgraham603
@derekgraham603 Год назад
So… many years ago I was at my grandmas on Marco island we were taking the boat to Stan’s in goodland ( which you need to do a video on😂) …. In the Marco river we saw a 14ish foot gator is what I was told but now that I know more I can only assume it was a croc but it was super cool being in a 17 foot boat seeing an animal almost the size of the boat 😂
@unlimitedj06
@unlimitedj06 Год назад
Fred is now the animal whisperer. 🎺🎺
@RatdogDRB
@RatdogDRB Год назад
Alfred IS the new: "Chicken of the Sea". Just get your machete and take care of biz. Skin him out and onto the BBQ, then get "Little" to make you a hatband from the hide. It's all good Alfred. BTW, like the new avatar.
@GmanfromTexas
@GmanfromTexas Год назад
100%
@badcatmadcat7694
@badcatmadcat7694 Год назад
Good morning Alfie! We love your crocodile style up here in Naples. 🐊
@timbruns3818
@timbruns3818 Год назад
My goodness the DRAMA ran high in this video. Damn !!! *8-2-2023 * but still a thumbs up Alfred. Have a great day.
@ByteMyWire
@ByteMyWire Год назад
Pablo the Python is a great edition to the Chit Show goin' on in those mangroves..sweet little guy Pablo
@markreeves3619
@markreeves3619 Год назад
Good morning Brother
@WilliamJohnson-tx7no
@WilliamJohnson-tx7no Год назад
As long as little Alfred isn't in the water you'll be ok, love the videos 👍👍😎
@bertmyname
@bertmyname Год назад
Morning chit show !
@ismesis
@ismesis 11 месяцев назад
the Hialeah stuff had me laughing...if you know haha
@christinadirkes6238
@christinadirkes6238 Год назад
“Oh my goodness” I wish I had a dollar every time you said it! 😂😂😂 it’s only a water moccasin😮😮😮
@joeharrison696
@joeharrison696 Год назад
Good morning Alfred
@keithscudder7136
@keithscudder7136 Год назад
Alfred, Fred's relative, "CrocZilla" lives in Everglades national park and is HUGE ! At least 15 feet. Love the video.
@carlosrodriguez5900
@carlosrodriguez5900 Год назад
Pay for the Jaws music.
@jacquesafley5828
@jacquesafley5828 Год назад
Dude you are hilarious!!! 👍😄🤣💕
@downunderfulla6001
@downunderfulla6001 Год назад
🍺🍺
@EricEdLoveless
@EricEdLoveless Год назад
@23:43 - while you are talking about the snake, something breaks the surface in the background towards the front of the left boat.
@gudlukkay
@gudlukkay Год назад
Yup a manatee.
@sparks8934
@sparks8934 Год назад
I see an alligator at the front of the boat on the left at 23:43. Maybe I missed the manatee. Anyway great video.
@larryjones3846
@larryjones3846 Год назад
EASE UP ON THE BRO STUFF
@GmanfromTexas
@GmanfromTexas Год назад
bro my wife gets snakes out of our chicken house by hand
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner Год назад
You maried well !
@dcwire9707
@dcwire9707 Год назад
You can’t consider PSN as Hialeah bro your killing me man
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner Год назад
We can call it North Hialeah
@dcwire9707
@dcwire9707 Год назад
@@AlfredMontaner lol It’s all good man “H town stay down “
@ousley421
@ousley421 5 месяцев назад
Chopping Cart Chittery Alfred...CHITTERY ??? Start making a dictionary, you are almost as hilarious as the ramp antics.
@sickheadache9903
@sickheadache9903 Год назад
The reason the Crocks hang over at the Nuclear Plant, the Outgoing water from the Cooling Towers is Warmer Water…it helps cools off the hot turbines..and the flows back into the Lake or River..and Crocks love the warmer flow of water…along with other fishes, WHICH supply Freddie’s Friends with a food supply.
@keyratcane66
@keyratcane66 3 дня назад
Crocs in the keys are in all the canals. They are shy until people start feeding them.
@JohnSmith-iz4mk
@JohnSmith-iz4mk 3 месяца назад
Alfred, he wants your butt. You was talking about his buddy Fred. He`s coming for you!!!!! Run Run Run!!
@JniceJokes
@JniceJokes Год назад
Jesus,my nightmare as well....i hate snakes and yeah i wouldn't even try it bruh
@techdeezout9201
@techdeezout9201 Год назад
Dang he got a treble….Fred in the background, el serpentico, and howie cuda chillin waiting to nibble his pinkey toe…lol
@teresacastro8899
@teresacastro8899 Год назад
Baby cuda!!!!❤️
@davidhumphries9182
@davidhumphries9182 Год назад
lol 🤣
@kenwenzel9040
@kenwenzel9040 Год назад
Alfred - run my friend!!!! Get out while you still can!!! I guess the Chit Show is done forever now. LMAO dude.
@JaneBramucci
@JaneBramucci 2 месяца назад
Thrres something in the background near the boats when you're asking if the snakes looking at you
@sickheadache9903
@sickheadache9903 Год назад
That’s a 15 Foot Python? 🥴💩🥴💩🥴💩🥴 That’s a Harmless Nerodia 👍😜it is about three feet…👍
@mgeller854
@mgeller854 Год назад
I doubt that was a python definitely not 15 ft more like 15 inches 😅 probably just a harmless water snake wish you got some closer footage.
@robertbegatto
@robertbegatto 5 месяцев назад
Play Alfred just a quick idea I wish you had two different cameras with two different angles one on the other side closer to them and one where you're at and have a split screen and you can see both I don't know just an idea two different angles from kind of seeing who's coming down the canal and then see who's at the canal just an idea split camera I don't know two different angles
@Soily55
@Soily55 Год назад
Yo! Alfred you live in Florida the whole State is home to lizards and snakes and gators and crocks. Should not be a problem
@tommymorrison422
@tommymorrison422 Год назад
Lmao I’m not worried about FRED kid helllll nahhh we know u like snakes 🐍 😂😭💀
@Soily55
@Soily55 Год назад
They say Los Angeles is crazy apparently they haven’t been to Black point Marina😂
@thekittydog
@thekittydog Год назад
Honestly it looks like a brown water snake. Head is to small for a python. Python usually keep their bodies low in the water so that you just see their heads.
@matthewhardy1762
@matthewhardy1762 8 месяцев назад
We have alligators in the Tennessee river in Alabama. South of Huntsville
@delila351
@delila351 Год назад
That is a snake, but does not look like a python...it looks too little. all snakes play in the water...Rattlle snakes, water moccasins and all kinds of water snakes.
@carlosrodriguez5900
@carlosrodriguez5900 Год назад
Alfred I for get the fishing show but they would go in back waters of the upper keys and tons of large salt water crocs
@craigryan6719
@craigryan6719 Год назад
15 foot 🤣😂😅🤣😂😅 Now we know what lies he tells Mrs Montaner
@donaldnielsen6677
@donaldnielsen6677 Год назад
How long does shrimp season last
@Soily55
@Soily55 Год назад
Fred eats fish frogs and stupid boaters at Black point!!!!!!
@B1958R
@B1958R Год назад
Come spend some time on the bayous in Louisiana and you'll have snakes falling out of the trees onto your boat.
@dianesaumure9729
@dianesaumure9729 Год назад
You should bring your baby Cuda a worm
@masont4190
@masont4190 Год назад
Where is the 15 foot python that tried to attack you!? Clickbait all the way.
@matthewhardy1762
@matthewhardy1762 8 месяцев назад
Have you been to Mayaka state park in Sarasota? There are some huge 15 foot gators in that water
@tonyjessen8204
@tonyjessen8204 Год назад
If I were you I would get a fifth of snake bite medicine just in case👍👍🐊
@RichardJohnson-pb2gp
@RichardJohnson-pb2gp Год назад
Little known fact that at pythons like Cuban sandwiches🤗
@CHWBAKA450
@CHWBAKA450 Год назад
Alfred, I think you must be using a guy tape measure to size that snake…
@michaelmalone6858
@michaelmalone6858 Год назад
Thats a common Florida water snake, nothing to worry about.
@josefernandez6226
@josefernandez6226 Год назад
Shout out to SE Hialeah! I grew up on SE 9th Av. but I got out in 73.
@lynnbradley7387
@lynnbradley7387 10 месяцев назад
You are so silly ! Big grown man afraid of a little snake how silly
@michaelsedway9703
@michaelsedway9703 Год назад
Can a dude from Las Vegas come hang out with Alfred for one day
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