Alfred, that was a real CHIT SHOW today my friend... Several of those people had a loosey-goosey throttle! Haha that was a fun one. Great job Alfred! 👍👏👏✌️
I don't know how people own boats and drive them. I have seen it all too. one man Forgot to untie the boat from the trailer was my favourite. Driving around with the boat in the lake and a trailer underneath of it.
Everyone should be required to attend a one week class maybe two for others, on operating a boat and learning the rules of the road before being able to purchase one. The fact that numerous operators "gun it" unnecessarily, especially when docking, is crazy. Slow and smooth never fails.
Alfred I think there needs to be tighter restrictions on boating! I’d say 60 % of those maniacs should not be allowed to even play with boats in a bathtub !
There have been proposals to license boaters but the idea gets struck down in office every time. It doesn't bother me as most of these "credit card captains" probably don't even know what a trim tab is or which side is port and starboard...
Don't worry, all these free money and rent moratorium boaters will eventually get tired of working so hard to have fun, these boats will be on the market at decent prices.
If there were restrictions than there would be no chit show.. as long as they are insured kickback and be entertained. Most expensive live show you can watch with out spending your own money...
Imagine being a good and smart boater waiting on all these dummies to practice at a public dock and screw other peoples lives up due to their own inability to learn the basics of backing up with a trailor or stabilizing the boat in prep for loading. As entertaining as it is to watch in the comfort of my home, in reality they mess things up for all the locals much like spring breakers do when they come into town for a weekend party and trash the area with debauchery and crime.
Driving a boat is just like driving a car. A big ass slow car with almost non-responsive steering and absolutely no brakes. It is really no wonder people who see a steering wheel and think they know how to operate them struggle mightily.
I worked a marina as a lift operator here in Fla and 60+% owners are like car drivers..clueless and dangerous as hell!! Def should have mandatory classes like drivers license. That 14 year old kid in one video was a pro, older guys are idiots, like Crusher mishaps happen but still dangerous areas.
Hello alfred im nicholas am seven years old .i like your videos and i just want to tell you that fred is not a croc he is a gator i this is how i know gators nose are closer to the eyes but croc nose is far from the eyes
Seriously, can someone explain to me how someone can have a 80k boat and be SO unfamili with its operation, that they crash into two boats? Initially, that boat was approaching the dock, under control and slowly. Seemed like the guy knew what he was doing. I'm seriously asking the question, how does this happen. Does anyone know anybody it's actually happened to, so they've heard the accident guy's explanation on how something can go so far sideways?
They don’t a freakin clue about boats. It’s like giving a 3 year old the keys to a race car. No knot knowledge, no brains and too much money! There should be a law against these dip stick drivers.
3:54 - and I wonder if the two guys in the black Cobalt simply enjoyed getting dunked over and over. They got sloshed and didn't leave the deck area! Then got sloshed again! 😂
Thank you for the amazing content !! I have 22 years experience as a commercial Merchant Mariner so for me it’s so hard to watch but I can’t stop. Thanks for the great work !
I love this show, I’ve never seen so many inexperienced boat owners. Hair pin throttling. Love your commentary, love the locals you feature with all their awesomeness. I was in an crazy car accident and this show got me through the bad times. Aloha from Hawaii. Lol🤙🏾
holy shit man. Boat launches are amazing. I'll never forget being a kid and watching all the drunk adults fighting at the boat ramp lmao. Glad to see things are still the same. Do people just buy a boat and never learn how to drive it? It's actually really simple, just a few simple tricks to know and rules to follow and you will be fine.
Some people need to take a boater safety course, number 1 rule, boats are heavy and they float, you would think thats common sense. Rule 2 you don't have brakes, you have reverse, it doesn't stop you on a dime, give yourself time to use reverse. Rule 3 when using the trans don't jam it, work it easy.
I love all of the people just sitting on the bank in the grass...chairs, coolers, hanging out and just watching shit go down! That would be me...freakin' awesome!! LMAO
oh lawdyyy... u make me laugh so much.. while i never want any harm r injuries 2 the ppl involved i think ur vids r so entertainin'... ifn i keep watchin' 'em i'm afraid i'm gonna have 2 start wearin' a catheter ...mercy so much laughter.. i dunno ifn i git a bigger kick outa wuts happenin' in the camera r ur commentary.. u crack me up 🤣... stay safe & healthy... take care... ♪♫♪
Are you near a computer ? Check "Boating license". Anyway, a boating license isn't required in the state of Florida, (Thankyou Republicans), check on You tube for boat courses.
Do you need to pass some stringent test and theory before you get to owe a boat ? Watching this one make me jaw drop so many times looking at all the silly mistakes of a itchy trigger finger on the throttle.
Unfortunately, every time there's a proposal for something even remotely like that, it gets tossed out of every lawmaker's office. They don't touch it with a 50 ft pole! No wonder so many idiot "credit card captains" are pouring into marinas these days. I wonder if the local population's IQ drops 75% whenever you get near a dock. LMAO....
I bought a boat with absolutely zero previous boating experience in any way. I never made mistakes like these. I don't understand the lack of common sense
That kid fell in the water trying to get onto the dock and then his sister throws salt into the wound by stepping onto the dock and tying the boat up like a boss. Hahahaha
I gagged when that Bayliner Trophy ripped across those poor dude’s outboard motors. This should be in the description that this is how not to be a captain! Thank you for the morning material bud!
It is amazing in very calm weather they can't dock their vessels. All making poor choices to come in way too fast and also to use their engines so close to the piers. And having someone on the bow with a clue would be helpful. Dangerous situations.
You just gotta love beer throttle, boat pinball and human gangplanks. It's always easier when one man drives and the other one throttles??? I'll have to take your word on that one because I wont be doing it.
Whenever you see a Bayliner get away. 99% of Bayliner owners have no clue. They also think Bayliners are good boats. They are the worst boat manufacturer out there
OHHHHHMYFUCKINGGAWD!!!!! THE FUCKEN👑OF HAULOVERRRRR!!!! Bro this has to be the best intro two mins everrrr I’m on @2:38 and there people crashing everywhere and people falling off drunk people asking you if your deaf hahahahahah omg it’s gonna be a great one brother I have to start it again bro
Oh my gosh Alfred!!! I'm so glad I watched a few videos because now I get it Bro! Living in Michigan, I'm not sure I'll ever make it to the Chit Show but I want too!! For those saying he likes the sound of his own voice... ABSOLUTELY HE DOES!! Thats the point! WAIT FOR IT!! LONG LIVE THE CHIT SHOW!!
That guy in the pink shirt. That's Donald, the local legend. A comedic genius. He wears neon just to show off and perform while landing. Makes his day.
