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15 Year Old Kentucky Lady Marries 30 Year Old Teacher - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus 

Geoffrey Asmus
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Truly the most insane interaction I've ever encountered. During the show the lady drunkenly stumbled out, pissed herself and tried to fight the manager in the lobby. God bless Kentucky.
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@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Месяц назад
If you like this, come see me on tour - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Upcoming shows in NYC, New Jersey, Portland, Las Vegas, Montreal, Ottawa, Tulsa, Minneapolis, Fort Collins, Spokane, Connecticut, Toronto and so many more unfortunately. Or Sign up for my email list to find when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@oppositeofh8
@oppositeofh8 Месяц назад
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@TheSpaceMomma
@TheSpaceMomma Месяц назад
JERSEY ?!?! Ugh I’d like to say I’d go but I never see bands or comedians I like anymore since I had a baby , I just stay home with my daughter lol
@AadZwaan
@AadZwaan 22 дня назад
Yeah i would.. just not up for the 10h flight ;)
@kurtnoykos7133
@kurtnoykos7133 Месяц назад
Geoff needs a child bride like a TRUE ALPHA!
@Piggyn
@Piggyn Месяц назад
When I was in 8th grade, the male volleyball coach was rumored to be messing around with one of my female classmates. I assumed it was just a nasty rumor, but then they got married right after we graduated high school. I saw in the newspaper a few years ago that he won some sort of teaching award, and apparently, they are still happily married with kids. I wish the reporter had asked them how they met.
@danielfernandez1129
@danielfernandez1129 Месяц назад
Bless their Hearts
@valenaizik2753
@valenaizik2753 2 дня назад
@@danielfernandez1129ooof pedo alert. Fuck and you put your actual name too. daniel fernandez the pedophile who’s dream is to marry a child
@constructapex2021
@constructapex2021 Месяц назад
You pulled that around man, make the best out of a situation and the room was with you, goin with the flow trying to take that reality in, no one is gonna forget that. No ones gona forget how genuine of a human you are.
@robertolunajr1957
@robertolunajr1957 Месяц назад
Dude you fucking saved that show 😂 you could’ve went IN on that lady though but good shit man🤟🏾
@swiftycortex
@swiftycortex Месяц назад
I saw this show. Both openers and Geoffrey all were so hilarious. Thank you for the show and for finally dropping this video
@leonardticsay8046
@leonardticsay8046 Месяц назад
Geoffrey was so good, that he managed to open for himself.
@jamiedorsey4167
@jamiedorsey4167 Месяц назад
We've all seen you dig your way out of some deep holes but this was the biggest I can remember you posting. It was obvious how bummed out about it you were, but you handled it like a true alpha. I was laughing in spite of the oh sh** factor.
@Lasercatss
@Lasercatss Месяц назад
Insane. It’s crazy to think this was just happening regularly like 30-40 years ago.
@VitaKet
@VitaKet Месяц назад
It hasn't been "regular" for like 100 years. Age of consent was 16 in 1920s.
@Lasercatss
@Lasercatss Месяц назад
@@VitaKet if you are trying to suggest that women have been sufficiently protected from child marriage since the 1920s because of age of consent laws then you are not looking at reality.
@thecooljohn100
@thecooljohn100 17 дней назад
@@Lasercatssjesus😂 lay off dude, the video was dark enough.
@TheTexican05
@TheTexican05 Месяц назад
“KENTUCKY: come for the incest. Stay for the student teacher relationships…” 😎 Personal note: watching you go back to notepad with the “FML” look on your face after a bad crowd source always makes me laugh… 😆 🍻
@joshsandulak475
@joshsandulak475 Месяц назад
Had one of those in my Grade 10 chemistry class. Rumoured to be dating the teacher... then sure enough, once we graduated they were publicly dating. She moved in with him. But her family did not approve and it caused a major rift etc. We always suspected the rumour to be true though... she had a karen hair cut and wore blouses and "slacks" with heels and shit. Basically dressed like a 40 year old administrator. An old soul without the wisdom haha.
@fshwck
@fshwck Месяц назад
You were hilarious last night in Portland, the best guy in the game right now. True alpha comedy.
@davidarellano870
@davidarellano870 Месяц назад
Kentucky is the state that just keeps giving lol
@kurtnoykos7133
@kurtnoykos7133 Месяц назад
WOOOOW!! What a comeback! Absolutely BRILLIANT!
@devinyoung7702
@devinyoung7702 Месяц назад
My ex wife’s mom married the little boy from ‘The Shinning,’ Dan Lloyd, he was her biology teacher 12 years before. Lol.
@SlimJayDizzle
@SlimJayDizzle Месяц назад
HOLY HELL!! Kentucky is off the chain! Be it incest or cradle robbing!!
@TommyNicoletti
@TommyNicoletti Месяц назад
"Unfortunately I do have 30 minutes left of my set" and "Nah its fine let's get to KNOW you. How'd you meet? And if you were under the age of 18 don't tell me"
@RogueStatusQVX
@RogueStatusQVX Месяц назад
... Whata love tale.. ❤
@patchez058
@patchez058 Месяц назад
Handled that situation like a damn pro!
@kra5967
@kra5967 2 дня назад
It's so cute that a woman raised her hand when you asked Larry if he had anything funny
@hankadelicflash
@hankadelicflash Месяц назад
Great stuff. People have "always" told me I'm funny and that I should do stand up, but two things hold me back, bombing, of course, and hecklers. I look at crowd work as the other side of the coin as dealing with hecklers, your crowd work is excellent. If you see this, I'm curious, did it come kind of naturaly, or do you need years of experience up there to get to that point? Like anything, I'm guessing its a little bit of both.
@perknsmerch4824
@perknsmerch4824 26 дней назад
Just a golden outro. Chefs kiss.
@galufeta
@galufeta Месяц назад
That guitar play at the end topped her story for me, you delivered.
@brianmiller549
@brianmiller549 Месяц назад
Excited for the fort collins show! Commenting so you can fulfill you evil dream.
@mikew3194
@mikew3194 Месяц назад
What when dammit probably sold out
@hitman1365
@hitman1365 Месяц назад
Can't wait for the Portland clip. Thanks for coming to town. Saw you at the 10pm Friday show and you killed
@smitty923
@smitty923 Месяц назад
Glad to see you out there grinding!
@JenMurray-uv2vs
@JenMurray-uv2vs Месяц назад
Omg you could feel the struggle 😂😂 nice rebound!
@au.ru.
@au.ru. 3 дня назад
Great guitar riff there and superb comedy. Respect.
@SagoDave
@SagoDave Месяц назад
Holy SH*T. We're all lucky that you went through that. And your guitar work is solid.
@cindyfofi5160
@cindyfofi5160 Месяц назад
Oh man your my Sunday Morning funnies! God what must it be like to hang with you on a reg. Basis... I just love how your mind works!
@thefitnerd9796
@thefitnerd9796 Месяц назад
Ok that was hilarious. Dude was able to stretch that out for so long and still have me laughing at the end
@donmiguelbe
@donmiguelbe Месяц назад
Great job holding the energy together…
@clevelandsteamer6016
@clevelandsteamer6016 Месяц назад
Commenting for the Geoffrey teacher storyline. Make that dream come true
@just_another_fan418
@just_another_fan418 Месяц назад
The video loads, immediately hit pause, like and leave this comment. I already know this will be comedy gold!
@randoru1871
@randoru1871 Месяц назад
😂😂😂 you handled that well. Bless her heart
@cindyfofi5160
@cindyfofi5160 Месяц назад
Ok love the guitar 🎸 at the end!
@abfleks
@abfleks Месяц назад
Great!
@PapaWolfDogZeus
@PapaWolfDogZeus Месяц назад
There we go, nice outro
@kcosminhz7988
@kcosminhz7988 Месяц назад
Geoffrey, you are hilarious man.
@iragriffen5859
@iragriffen5859 5 дней назад
Well done
@EM-wt6qe
@EM-wt6qe Месяц назад
Here for Geoffrey making the news for being an educator.
@steveunderhill5935
@steveunderhill5935 Месяц назад
Temporarily
@elpatudo3670
@elpatudo3670 28 дней назад
Half way to becoming a prof and..... .... Larry's your man...... BINGO!! Planes in Kentucky? 😅😂 🤣
@DirtyDovi
@DirtyDovi Месяц назад
Commenting, not for Me . . bacause I want to, but for Geoff . . To help make his dream come true! 454th like towards the Big 500! 🤘🤣
@colinreuter
@colinreuter Месяц назад
This was the motivation I needed to comment on a RU-vid video
@raramcgee4982
@raramcgee4982 Месяц назад
U handheld that like a pro.
@nysenatube
@nysenatube Месяц назад
We're 400 and a few comments from making Geoff's dreams come true. C'mon y'all. #500
@AllByEar
@AllByEar Месяц назад
Commenting to help make Geoff’s dreams come true
@nickanderkay7148
@nickanderkay7148 Месяц назад
Yo that was truly insane legend. Lol omg. Yikes
@steveunderhill5935
@steveunderhill5935 Месяц назад
I feel like I have cringe burnout and maybe we should have used the last 30 minutes to give the grief councillor speaking to this group more time than usual.
@borat6363
@borat6363 Месяц назад
Crazy about that air traffic controller
@jrob2430
@jrob2430 Месяц назад
I briefly met Goofrey yesterday, it was a meeting of true alphas
@Mr.Cupcake
@Mr.Cupcake Месяц назад
So there was a second alpha with him?
@jrob2430
@jrob2430 Месяц назад
@@Mr.Cupcake yes, Chris Higgins 😆
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 Месяц назад
"Alphas" are confused little men who everyone except other "alphas" hate
@CameronCampbellbezier
@CameronCampbellbezier Месяц назад
Yoo that hit way too close to home! Not cuz I’m a groomer just cuz I live in podunk NC 😂
@andydhillon1977
@andydhillon1977 Месяц назад
My aunt was 16bwhen she gkt married to a 32-y-o. Still married to this day.
@IHJello
@IHJello Месяц назад
Well this lady said 1975 is when they married. I hope this is the same case with your aunt. If you say "No. They married in 1985." I might die 😂
@avataraarow
@avataraarow Месяц назад
Still gross
@BigFlexLuthor
@BigFlexLuthor Месяц назад
weird
@andydhillon1977
@andydhillon1977 Месяц назад
@IHJello 1973 but it still cracks me up how Normies can't figure out this is how it has been done throughout history. Women waiting later in life is a new concept, and look at what a mess society has become. Look at all yhe children born with Asbergers, Autism, etc now. Normies will Normie!
@andydhillon1977
@andydhillon1977 Месяц назад
@avataraarow Geoff, I got the Normies engaged for the algorithm! 😄
@artfulldodger100
@artfulldodger100 2 дня назад
Commenting over here
@Bselman
@Bselman Месяц назад
Comment!!! And I was at a show in NY
@Victor-vd3lh
@Victor-vd3lh Месяц назад
U know long division 😂😂😂
@douglasjohnson6163
@douglasjohnson6163 Месяц назад
Go do it u rock
@AadZwaan
@AadZwaan Месяц назад
Holy shit i fell of my chair with this one
@BoogeyManXX
@BoogeyManXX Месяц назад
Oh hell yeah, Duff shirt!
@fathat2261
@fathat2261 Месяц назад
The guitar is back
@areichental
@areichental Месяц назад
Hey this man in the nba with rebounds like these! Alpha af
@michaelflorence66
@michaelflorence66 Месяц назад
Beard looks good on you. Keep it up bro.
@dtrg65
@dtrg65 Месяц назад
thats the craziest thing ive heard all night lmao
@blueindian1328
@blueindian1328 Месяц назад
How do you come back from that?!?
@ianmackinlay8925
@ianmackinlay8925 Месяц назад
Nice
@jessibieberful
@jessibieberful Месяц назад
You're so funny
@lifonhenderson9662
@lifonhenderson9662 Месяц назад
Commenting for that promise
@BadNewsBaboon
@BadNewsBaboon Месяц назад
King
@robyee3325
@robyee3325 Месяц назад
Lol fuckin hell
@calebdeming5515
@calebdeming5515 Месяц назад
Death of the mood
@wigglemonkey958
@wigglemonkey958 Месяц назад
Yep
@samsonthecurrent
@samsonthecurrent Месяц назад
He went electric like Dylan! #NewportFolkToKentuckyPoke
@chan0429
@chan0429 Месяц назад
Yep.
@sgfreak96
@sgfreak96 Месяц назад
Commenting to bump you one comment closer to your own 8th grade student
@davidh3555
@davidh3555 2 дня назад
🤣
@fightzero01
@fightzero01 25 дней назад
Let’s make that dream come true
@daryl7295
@daryl7295 Месяц назад
Kentucky really wild
@ajshribbs
@ajshribbs Месяц назад
Fuckin great one 😂
@Zoecornellwolter
@Zoecornellwolter Месяц назад
Was this agony on stage? No idea how you came back from this, riff alpha king?!
@oppositeofh8
@oppositeofh8 Месяц назад
way to almost dig yerself outta that hole. 😹😹😹😹😹 5/5
@IHJello
@IHJello Месяц назад
Evil does exist 😂
@Sir-.-
@Sir-.- Месяц назад
Contemporary discourse surrounding childhood sexuality frequently centers on safeguarding children from potential harm, resulting in the dominance of a victimological model that characterizes children primarily as potential victims. “The paradigm of child sexual abuse, as we know it today, forms part of a historical process, of which David Finkelhor’s texts are an integral part, in which resorting to the culture of victimism by the social sciences became prominent, perhaps even preeminent. This allowed for the establishment of a new moral order, as well as the rise of the ‘‘psychological industry’’ (Malon, 2009). Children’s sexual experiences with adults are daunted by inappropriately interpreted events as applying to all childhood sexual experiences. These assumptions discourage research into the full range of the characteristics of such experiences. We should encourage unbiased investigations showing that such factors as reactions, effects, power, and motivations are much more varied and complex than the narrow views found in victimological assumptions, which are unfortunately accepted uncritically by professionals, the media, and the public. The victimological model tends to portray male figures as potential threats or perpetrators, which can reinforce harmful stereotypes and biases. By emphasizing children as victims, it inadvertently fosters an environment where toxic masculinity rhetoric becomes more prevalent. The characterization of all adult-child sexual interactions as inherently harmful can contribute to a perception that men, in particular, are prone to sexual predation. In this context, discussions surrounding toxic masculinity may perpetuate the fear and distrust of men, impacting how society views childhood sexuality, gender identity, and relationships. By challenging the victimological model's oversimplified approach, we can also question how it intersects with toxic masculinity rhetoric and whether this rhetoric is influenced by misinformation and fear associated with childhood sexuality. It's essential to explore how these two phenomena interact and how they collectively affect public perceptions, policies, and attitudes toward men, children, and the broader discourse surrounding these complex issues. By acknowledging the capacity of children to understand and engage with their own sexuality responsibly, society can transcend the limitations of the victimological model and work towards a more balanced, informed, and responsible approach that considers the complexities of childhood sexuality, toxic masculinity, and their interplay. A significant variable to consider with childhood sexuality are their ability to express their feelings, thoughts, and interests, particularly in public. Contrary to what people like to believe, children do act on their own desires and are erotically interested in sex. Children are actively collaborating in sexual relationships with their peers and with adults, despite discrepancies about the age of consent. Thus, the conundrum becomes clear: how to acknowledge a child’s developing cognitive capacity for sexual activity while also allowing them the chance to make autonomous decisions in their own best interests.
@WileyPeyote23
@WileyPeyote23 Месяц назад
This one is for Geoffrey’s dream!
@scrutch666
@scrutch666 Месяц назад
In Germany you can get married with 16 with parental approval :)
@biuliu7157
@biuliu7157 Месяц назад
:(*
@choloeseguay
@choloeseguay Месяц назад
Ok pedo
@VitaKet
@VitaKet Месяц назад
Germany, where they've never made any mistakes.
@biuliu7157
@biuliu7157 Месяц назад
don't know why my comment got deleted (cmon geoff) but thats cringe of germany
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 Месяц назад
@@biuliu7157 RU-vid auto-deletes comments like crazy. You can no longer do swears or call anyone names. And if you continue with it, the AI will ban you. 2024, what a time to be alive! All hail our glorious robot overlords!
@quinn3334
@quinn3334 Месяц назад
wait is this the show you flew immediately from Dublin for ??? insane
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Месяц назад
It is
@MichaelGalt
@MichaelGalt Месяц назад
People used to get married as young as 12... and even start families... and be bigger adults than 30 year olds today.
@alexc7789
@alexc7789 Месяц назад
Is this your way of saying you don't see an issue with it?
@TheLastRecreationalLearner
@TheLastRecreationalLearner 11 дней назад
Fuck student, teacher will.... Yoda.
@taborich
@taborich Месяц назад
We need more teachers
@viktor86bt
@viktor86bt Месяц назад
Funny guy
@Chubbs-ui7wp
@Chubbs-ui7wp Месяц назад
Them sick riffs should bring the students right in
@Ekwensuocha666
@Ekwensuocha666 Месяц назад
Only in Kentucky!
@Landmeinz
@Landmeinz Месяц назад
Minneapolis. Now.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Месяц назад
4 shows in July at Sisyphus brewery
@kennerly8362
@kennerly8362 Месяц назад
The real monster is that massive fucking salt lamp Geoffrey
@jag61688
@jag61688 Месяц назад
get this man in the classroom
@DenizOzkaynak
@DenizOzkaynak Месяц назад
Y I K E S 😬🤣
@Y0Y0thrower
@Y0Y0thrower Месяц назад
Adding to the 500 in anyway I can
@kylemedeiros6907
@kylemedeiros6907 Месяц назад
I could see the angel and devil on your shoulders in this one. Going in on her would have been a terrible idea. Finally someone who is a real alpha.
@beelove9715
@beelove9715 Месяц назад
She pissed her pants and tried to fight security 4 kicken her out fuNkin ripps! C you in Minneapolis. The show is 18 plus right? ;)
@elvolution93
@elvolution93 Месяц назад
Jesus dude lol
@Jonathanwebb100
@Jonathanwebb100 Месяц назад
Lets get you that 8th grader!
@pwrhr
@pwrhr Месяц назад
133. I could've uswd you as a history teacher in 8th grade. I don't remember that class
@thubanyeob3823
@thubanyeob3823 Месяц назад
Commenting for Geoff's future marriage.
@ToasterStrudels
@ToasterStrudels Месяц назад
Time to get 500 comments chat
@Sir-.-
@Sir-.- Месяц назад
Me first with the paragraphs 😊 Contemporary discourse surrounding childhood sexuality frequently centers on safeguarding children from potential harm, resulting in the dominance of a victimological model that characterizes children primarily as potential victims. “The paradigm of child sexual abuse, as we know it today, forms part of a historical process, of which David Finkelhor’s texts are an integral part, in which resorting to the culture of victimism by the social sciences became prominent, perhaps even preeminent. This allowed for the establishment of a new moral order, as well as the rise of the ‘‘psychological industry’’ (Malon, 2009). Children’s sexual experiences with adults are daunted by inappropriately interpreted events as applying to all childhood sexual experiences. These assumptions discourage research into the full range of the characteristics of such experiences. We should encourage unbiased investigations showing that such factors as reactions, effects, power, and motivations are much more varied and complex than the narrow views found in victimological assumptions, which are unfortunately accepted uncritically by professionals, the media, and the public. The victimological model tends to portray male figures as potential threats or perpetrators, which can reinforce harmful stereotypes and biases. By emphasizing children as victims, it inadvertently fosters an environment where toxic masculinity rhetoric becomes more prevalent. The characterization of all adult-child sexual interactions as inherently harmful can contribute to a perception that men, in particular, are prone to sexual predation. In this context, discussions surrounding toxic masculinity may perpetuate the fear and distrust of men, impacting how society views childhood sexuality, gender identity, and relationships. By challenging the victimological model's oversimplified approach, we can also question how it intersects with toxic masculinity rhetoric and whether this rhetoric is influenced by misinformation and fear associated with childhood sexuality. It's essential to explore how these two phenomena interact and how they collectively affect public perceptions, policies, and attitudes toward men, children, and the broader discourse surrounding these complex issues. By acknowledging the capacity of children to understand and engage with their own sexuality responsibly, society can transcend the limitations of the victimological model and work towards a more balanced, informed, and responsible approach that considers the complexities of childhood sexuality, toxic masculinity, and their interplay. A significant variable to consider with childhood sexuality are their ability to express their feelings, thoughts, and interests, particularly in public. Contrary to what people like to believe, children do act on their own desires and are erotically interested in sex. Children are actively collaborating in sexual relationships with their peers and with adults, despite discrepancies about the age of consent. Thus, the conundrum becomes clear: how to acknowledge a child’s developing cognitive capacity for sexual activity while also allowing them the chance to make autonomous decisions in their own best interests.
@Sir-.-
@Sir-.- Месяц назад
In the face of age-old taboos and the fear mongering of child abuse, it is hard for educators, researchers, and politicians to be nonjudgmental about intergenerational sex and marriage. Nevertheless, we're obligated to recognize the larger field of inquiry and not limit our conceptual base to the inferences belonging to the victimology model, because it operationalizes sexual behavior using only negative terms, that are limiting, and often lead to convoluted results. In dealing with this issue, we should keep in mind that the viewpoint of mainstream society can not simply be taken as correct by default. Instead, each situation should be analyzed in terms of its historical and ideological roots. Only after such an exercise can we begin to address the more practical questions of ethics, the law, and social policies with regard to sexual contact between adults and children. A significant variable to consider with childhood sexuality are their ability to express their feelings, thoughts, and interests, particularly in public. Contrary to what people like to believe, children do act on their own desires and are erotically interested in sex. Children are actively collaborating in sexual relationships with their peers and with adults, despite discrepancies about the age of consent. Thus, the conundrum becomes clear: how to acknowledge a child’s developing cognitive capacity for sexual activity while also allowing them the chance to make autonomous decisions in their own best interests.
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