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Laugh yourself thin with 16 minutes of jokes about diet and exercise from Cristela Alonzo, Nate Bargatze, Jim Gaffigan, Erin Jackson, Kevin Hart, and Kevin James.
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@mjfontaine81 Год назад

She got me with the Lululemon. 😂

@TheAaron3dg 2 года назад

7:38 "When I run out of points I just go to bed" SPOT ON! :D

@hoosierbaddy3052 Год назад

Sounds like sound thinking to me!

@tamlarse 9 месяцев назад

My theory

@DK-un9km Год назад

I sit down and watch Zumba like it’s MOVIE!!!! 😂😂😂

@kelseymay4791 2 года назад

Cristela reminds me so much of early George Lopez humor and I love it

@KrishnaKumar-hc4jf Год назад

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@blackeyedsusan727 Год назад

She's much better. Not as trashy as him

@6darren6 Год назад

@@KrishnaKumar-hc4jf man just go do it

@panchang810 Год назад

She reminds me of Jokoy. She's really funny. That's how we make fun or ourselves as Filipinos. 😆🤣

@rhodabaruch4 2 года назад

Cristela was HILARIOUS! Gonna watch her special. Never heard of her…

@krishentertainmentinc. 2 года назад

lol, same thought I had!

@mcsassysoniaalways805 2 года назад

She’s hilarious

@unquietriot8019 2 года назад

Have not seen her before but I agree - she's great.

@ayoaye2276 2 года назад

nice bot comment, shill

@essnjora9904 Год назад

There's a sitcom she's in named 'Christela' it even has Gabriel Iglesias in it. It's amazing. Christela's mom is my favorite there.

@mreincome Год назад

"I'm to fat to workout?" 🤣🤣

@katem7196 Год назад

Hahhaa so true about lululemon. I was just there the other day, all these young girls were just grabbing anything off the shelf or super got fit men buying skinny pants 😂

@211cozmo Год назад

Cristela is so funny. I love her

@panchang810 Год назад

😆😂🤣 Especially the "for $10 I could hire a day laborer at Home Depot to hold them! Andale Pepe!" 😆🤣 First time I heard of her and she's freaking funny! I'm Filipina and her jokes are so "Filipino" she's so FUNNY! I'm going to look for her on Netflix. 😂😂😂

@DBYouTubeHandle Год назад

She had a nice tv show.

@shmales7023 Год назад

She’s hilarious. Lol.

@hoosierbaddy3052 Год назад

Love Love Cristela! Her tv show was funny. I was sorry to see it canceled.

@kCedarwood Год назад

Omg))) this was spot on funny!

@louislopez7933 Год назад

What's her name

@cruztastrophe 2 года назад

Kevin Hart put on his finest fitted pajamas for this set

@mindyg7364 2 года назад

I have those! Long sleeves and shorts though. Target $20.

@Darealmenxce 2 года назад

@@mindyg7364 frfrfr😂😂

@christinabess8857 2 года назад

Once I had fries without salt.... Survivor 😂😅😂

@pyaruz8721 Год назад

No please 😭

@DLY0898 Год назад

Jim Gaffigan and Nate Bargatze are freaking hilarious 😂

@AnnaPxx Год назад

Jim's faces... 😂😂😂

@EFFeCTED18 10 месяцев назад

Tip to Brian Regan there good impersonation. Should have mentioned him though. But I got it.

@semtexsrbe 2 года назад

If i see cristela i'm gonna holla "HOLA CRISTELA I'M PEPE." and she's gonna say "ÁNDALE PEPE." 😆😂😂

@baigalmaatsolmonbaatar7421 2 года назад

I have a Lululemon headband that is bit too small for me 😁😁😁.

@hoosierbaddy3052 Год назад

Baigalmaa; So, just admitting to the world whatta fat head you got? 👴🏼? 👏🏼

@asuniqueasthespellingofmyn1124 2 года назад

I needed this. Thanks for the upload

@naomibanks3466 Год назад

Alonzo is such a joy to listen to, rib cracking jokes always, love the combo

@AlleyKat1996 2 года назад

Can the comment section just enjoy the freaking jokes without getting offended. Like dude your life is too serious if you have to make a nasty comment about weight jokes.

@HollyLiana 2 года назад

People don’t get that comedy is laughing at dark shit and making it light. George Carlin would make these peoples ear drums burn out! 🤣

@AlleyKat1996 2 года назад

@Park Justin I have to say I disagree. Please point out where I am doing the same thing?

@torontocharlz 2 года назад

I am offended because I am suppose to as a millennial in 2022.

@thestartofsomethingnew 2 года назад

Well said!

@dbaby3288 2 года назад

Let people be shthead. Danmmit this is America

@profamarianalavorato 9 месяцев назад

I love Kevin James so much ❤

@Becky_Cal Год назад

“For $80 I can hire a day laborer to hold them up (the tatas) while I jog”! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I nearly fell off my chair. Why didn’t I ever think of this?! Lol. As a top heavy woman who works out, finding the right sports bra (or bra in general) is the thorn in my side! I’m sure those guys would really appreciate the work too! Hahaha

@everleighxoxox Год назад

She said the sports bra was $80, but she said for $10 she could hire a day laborer which makes it even funnier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@seandamon6056 Год назад

I'd do it for free

@slappinthigh Год назад

I have forwarded you my resume. I look forward to meeting your tit- , I mean, acquaintance.

@sumanmaheshwari3542 Год назад

😂🤣😂

@Thegaoat Год назад

I was skeptical about her but I was pleasantly surprised!👏

@editheynon6384 Год назад

These guys are too funny 😂

@FishoD Год назад

Andale Pepe! - ahahahah had me rolling :D :D :D

@moniquetorres4700 Год назад

"I'm too fat to work out" 🤣

@katekennelly3651 Год назад

I hope he's got the weather channel, cuz there's about to be some lightning 🤣

@gustavosaucedo-gomez8040 Год назад

I feel the lady that said I have to lose 20 pounds before I start exercising

@lauracain588 Год назад

This is hilarious! 😅

@ninamares1309 Год назад

"What am I a pioneer here?" 😂😂😂

@jobimzapico44 2 года назад

Cristelas bit at the beginning was the best

@Maria70007 8 месяцев назад

Really related to Erin Jackson's skydiving story, I also went for my birthday and got frustrated being charged an 'overweight' fee. I'm so happy she felt confident enough to say no to the guy on the phone.

@amandahusztik2330 Год назад

If you're going to get offended by these jokes, don't listen. It's that bloody simple

@lunaargent3159 Год назад

Thank you 👍

@needfoolthings 5 месяцев назад

The problem is you first listen and THEN get offended. This is one of the dumbest comments I've ever come across.

@kailash4041 2 года назад

@6:25 For a moment, just for a moment I didn't recognize it 😂😂

@sumanmaheshwari3542 Год назад

Yesss. Original

@Randomized456 2 года назад

Kevin hart🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jvson___ Год назад

"Go back to being fat" AHAHA

@misbahailia3345 Год назад

4:54 is when I started laughing. Dudes a natrual. 😂

@annmariebarratt4213 Год назад

Can we just take this for what it is; JOKES!!! If you feel offended don’t watch And please keep your comments to your self. Cause 99% are here for a laugh! Not to laugh at you, but to laugh with you!!! Life is serious enough, sometimes you need to look in the mirror and laugh at yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@rustinstardust2094 Год назад

I don't see anyone here saying they're offended

@hoosierbaddy3052 Год назад

@@rustinstardust2094 it’s a preemptive warning to would be Offended People. Put down the rude emoji’s and sarcastic observations! That are so hastily written as to include punctuation and grammar errors galore. 😅

@robearberbils Год назад

Chris Griffin: *laughing* "If I didn't learn to laugh at myself I'd be dead by now."

@audraholter-martin8457 Год назад

Walkin on my treadmill LMAO 😂😂😂😂

@jaimix31792 Год назад

Cristela Alonzo where have you been hiding...lol

@seraby7151 2 года назад

Work out clothes are mostly a scam. You can work out with just loose home clothes. You just need a good pair of rubber shoes and if you're a woman, a bra that could support breasts when jogging (doesnt have to be a sports bra but they are the best option).

@calisongbird 2 года назад

Yuuuuup!!!👍🏼

@mindyg7364 2 года назад

Sometimes we women have large breasts. And to find a sports bra to support them is hella expensive. I'm talking custom made because off the rack for big boobs isn't an option. I'm an F cup. To do cardio is one regular bra and two off the rack sports bras. And then cardio is hard because my ribs can't expand the way they're supposed to.

@maerose9643 2 года назад

I have found that I’ve needed a good pair of leggings and shorts so the leggings don’t fall down and the shorts don’t bunch up when running and doing high intensity workouts.

@canteskuyapete1459 2 года назад

@@tazzylife DD's to a B cup, can you please tell me how because I'm already small.. but I have a big upper chest naturally. I'm considering surgery.

@FlannelFetish 2 года назад

Feel better about yourself now?

@marilynmarilyn2755 2 года назад

Hilarious 😂

@asuniqueasthespellingofmyn1124 2 года назад

I love Zumba 🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was great!!!!

@AciremaEno Год назад

Ándale Pepe 😂😂😂😭😭

@hamburgermatty Год назад

When life gives you lemons, workout. 🤣

@carawolfe5321 10 месяцев назад

Would that “lulu” lemons?

@milton7763 Год назад

10:14 Mark Normand is sooo funny!

@denisemcdougal6445 10 месяцев назад

Ok the First Lady was hilarious.

@malta071 2 года назад

12:55 good thing he went easy on him:)

@OldManPaxusYT 11 месяцев назад

'I'm too fat to work out?!!?'

@lisalittle91 Год назад

Thankyou i laughed so hard😂

@momwomen6402 Год назад

Walking 🚶‍♂️ fasting are free 🤣

@nerinobaloney3766 Год назад

It's easy to get in shape - just clean your entire house manually using a broom, pails of soapy water, and rag. No mop, no vacuum, no convenience. Just get down on your knees to wipe your floor clean. Do this everyday and you'll lose weight. Edit: you want a cardio exercise? Just step on a dry rag and use your feet to wipe your floors clean.

@christopheredding-ruiz201 Год назад

Cálmate consuela 🤣 you should be a spokesperson for Fabuloso

@deboraballes9044 Год назад

And when you finished your house you can come do mine😉👍

@migbo Год назад

@@deboraballes9044 😂😂

@hoosierbaddy3052 Год назад

Nary No Bologna; Thanks for the DIY at home fitness routine! What a mind! No mop, vacuum nor conveniences? What’s convenient about cleaning? Using cleaning products? Cuz yeah, ya kin whip up some cleansers yourself. Vinegar is a great window cleaner! But, I see no usable form of vacuuming. Am I to use my handheld one for my 3k square foot home? That’ll REALLY be a workout eh Lunch Meat? Me, hunched over, going over the house with a hand vac? That’s effective cleaning too Bologna! So, regular mopping will be replaced with using a facecloth? For the entire home right Nary? And, gotta love, love the advice about creating a soon to be 911 call event, by dancing across wet floors with rag slippers on. How da F ima splain that to da doctors? Yeah, um, some random person said that it’d be a great cardio routine. Well, now ya need a heart replacement after that scare huh Bozo? Yeah…guess you’re right Doc….

@nerinobaloney3766 Год назад

@@hoosierbaddy3052 I think you should consult a therapist coz dayum, that's some next level anger you're emanating based on your comment 🤪 PS. What kind of lunatic goes to the gym or exercises at home without ensuring their own safety whilst doing their exercise routine? Should be the same when you're cleaning house shouldn't it?

@aema5124 Год назад

Same here gurl!!! But I gotta loose weight to get back into my sneakers too!!!

@kathleendestefano5577 2 года назад

It’s comedy people!!! Get a grip..

@edithdlp8045 2 года назад

People nowadays get easily offended by anything 😒

@cynthiawall7073 Год назад

This was freakin hilarious!

@barbarachandler4430 Год назад

Funny!!

@gibsonrickenbacker6317 5 месяцев назад

I don’t the lady with black and white striped shirt one but they are hilarious!! 😂😂😂

@ellasolis4902 Год назад

I'm to tall. This is real to me.

@lunaargent3159 Год назад

Then comes the lulu lemons conundrum... I can't fit but feel guilty...and now I have really expensive socks....that I never wear cause there too expensive to ruin.

@sommerjones9281 Год назад

A bag of avocados😂😂😂😂

@nette32211 Год назад

That last one is me all the way ... I ended up watching Shaun T and that other dude with the hard work out vids like mini TV shows ..

@arelismargarito5283 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@xaesalyszimpkee 2 года назад

5:38, I was hooking up with a guy for a bit and he told me about his weight loss and showed me before pictures and , I actually have a thing for chubby guys so when I saw it I was like 😍 and he seemed a i g h t in comparison 😅

@billhorne3538 2 года назад

So u like fat guys huh? Lol

@MisssKayy 2 года назад

Cool

@keztukariri 11 месяцев назад

Lol that's awesome 😂😊

@anuswadh Год назад

😆

@alopack1224 Год назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@jones8041 2 года назад

I would like to get into comedy, not because I'm funny. All of these comedians just have cool shoes!

@isaacclark2499 Год назад

I am here to lough at Kevin hart

@yowthubert1731 Год назад

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

@LookingForGodHEISEVERYWHERE Год назад

Kev!

@ludymontorio6297 Год назад

Exactly it should have been the other way around.

@maddiew1978 2 года назад

I was hoping thinspiration 2010 vibes were coming back, ugh

@Abcd199_ 2 года назад

Wow the comment section is crazy

@MervilleJr 6 месяцев назад

Odd and interesting.

@blackrainroses Год назад

If I light a candle and pray… 🤣 yup pray it fits 🤣

@Abteilol Год назад

@2:00 or go on facebook and find someone who will pay YOU to hold em up.

@mistywalker8337 Год назад

That's what I thought! Honey, guys will pay YOU for the privilege.

@Sam-ef3bj 4 месяца назад

A woman gets married. Just two months later she goes to her aunt, "Billy is horrible. All he does is yell, yell, yell. He makes me so nervous, I am actually losing weight." Aunt: "Honey, you should just leave him." Newlywed: "I'm going to, I'm just waiting until I get down to 120 lbs..."

@xxGothrd Год назад

WOW the people getting offended in the comments need a lobotomy. Fr 😂

@accadia1983 Год назад

6:42 good luck with this type of jokes. Nothing beats freshness and taste of real apple 👍🏻🍏🍎

@keztukariri 11 месяцев назад

American Pie 🍎😂🍏😂🍎😂🍏

@burrsfandom9827 2 года назад

Nas

@kmiss7623 Год назад

I gained that Covid 15 and I didn’t buy any new clothes 😫 I’m back down 10lbs but I still don’t wear underwear.

@cheryladams9797 Год назад

Same way I feel about nutrisyste, ww,golo, all the buy your pre prepared meals. You will lose weight and the friends who bought you meals. You're now broke, hungry and always hangry. Curled up in a corner wishing you could afford a scoop of whipped cream.

@u4riahsc Год назад

I discovered if you eat only protein one day, next day eat carbs, next day protein, next day carbs. It works because switching between protein and carbs confuses your metabolism and it doesn’t slow down.

@rustinstardust2094 Год назад

Interesting

@sumanmaheshwari3542 Год назад

I want to try this. I am a vegetarian. Can you please give some more input on this. Maybe just 2 days eating guide. Much appreciated

@jeffmacs2o223 Год назад

This is rubbish.. law of thermo dynamics.. calories in calories out.. that's it

@Kazmll229 Год назад

This makes literally no sense, and isn’t true

@u4riahsc Год назад

@dafos Works for me!

@tamtam3606 Год назад

No it's not dp completely different that's why she's called jen

@blazenfate 2 года назад

Cristina was the last funny new comedian I heard of and saw from Netflix... too many crying offended Americans now, it would benefit Netflix and comedians to never appeal to them

@2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal 11 месяцев назад

More people are imagining offended people to spout off "iT's JuSt jOkEs" screeds for clout than there are actually offended people in the comments lulz

@angelconzalina2055 Год назад

Whatever, avocados are delicious. Wear the shirt!

@austinjohnson4890 2 года назад

Growing your own food, and getting a few chickens is a free workout that saves food costs and is healthy and organic.

@redlightmax 2 года назад

Sorry, but I want my food now.

@austinjohnson4890 2 года назад

@@redlightmax Then change your name to RedHeavyMax

@abc1236092 2 года назад

What does one do if they can’t grow their own food due to location?

@canteskuyapete1459 2 года назад

@MsUsagi513 you can own 1 chicken within city limits. Depends on where you live. We can always make excuses, but that's on you.

@MisssKayy 2 года назад

@@canteskuyapete1459 I live in chicago. People in this city have hella chickens in their yards. I’m going to get some

@JerkzCrewInc 5 месяцев назад

During quarantine I went from a very thin 155 to 205… lost it in about 4 months and dropped right back down to 160 by being on a caloric deficit, plant based + pescatarian diet and literally playing my oculus + walking 10k steps a day. No gym, just consistent effort! Now im 185 with muscle feeling better than ever!!

@giabella901 Год назад

Big turnoffs, comedians that think cursing is funny.???

@jimiw7798 Год назад

얘들아 살뺄때 해인감비환 드셔보세요

@xxstract28 2 года назад

Kevin Hart cusses at weird times. It’s like he just wants to cuss because otherwise he would just be a lil kid telling kid jokes

@JamieLeeSmith931210 Год назад

Can the comment section please behave!

@sweetpea775 11 месяцев назад

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@ApeironTO Год назад

you need no „workout clothes”

@tamtam3606 Год назад

Yeah well I married mich and I'm homeless

@tamtam3606 Год назад

Jen u idiot it's short for Michelle

@lmartinez7534 11 месяцев назад

Kevin Harts cussing automatically makes him NOT funny. 🙄

@tanjailic4457 Год назад

I'm sorry but Kevin Hart is not funny at all. Other comedians are great.

@maureensigurdson7387 2 года назад

Kevin Heart is the highest paid comic and the worst comic

@AlainDee 2 года назад

Do up your shirt, Kevin.

@hubertwedam1134 2 года назад

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@merickful 2 года назад

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@freedomandsavage1108 2 года назад

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@boribambie555 2 года назад

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@michaelhaley7269 2 года назад

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@killuagondeku5982 2 года назад

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@jfloyo11 2 года назад

jogging is free..........

@natalieanderson3951 Год назад

Kevin Hart tells a story about boxing… but can’t make a Fist properly…. Which is like level 0

@sshukla7975 Год назад

I never knew what lulu lemon was. I saw the omega sign in a city, thought interesting and then looked through the window. The amount of stupid print color, i thought that was some kids store. Someone heard what was happening and told that's lululemom. LULULEMON is a 40 year old woman competing with her teenager daughter trying to be trendy. I feel blessed not to know about it.

@Raylove2 Год назад

And that's why comedians feel like they can't even tell a JOKE. Because ppl are so dam sensitive over a Joke. Define the word joke... My goodness. I hate this weird generation. Too many sensitive ppl.

@Aurora3242 Год назад

Are you reading these comments? Because, nobody is making a thing except you!

@Raylove2 Год назад

@@Aurora3242are you mad or being sensitive? Just proved my point lol

@Aurora3242 Год назад

@@Raylove2 neither, just wondering why you would go out of your way to start something. But, it's ok, you're probably just lonely, looking for attention -So I obliged! Have a great day, my sh!t stirring friend🤗 P.S. I really enjoyed the video!

@Raylove2 Год назад

@@Aurora3242 lol you're so cute thinking you know my intentions on why I wrote my comment. I wrote it because I wanted too..I was actually came across a comment that had an issue with the video. So maybe before you think you know everything and being all sensitive and proving my point..maybe just shut up🤷🏽‍♀️😂😂. You literally just proved my point. It's my opinion and y'all act like can't nobody have an opinion. This world is going to shits over a RU-vid comment lol.

@Raylove2 Год назад

@@Aurora3242 and for you to literally have an issue with my comment while Bill Burr just said the same thing I said. You know the video you watched... Weirdo . 😂