I sent a shot to a girl at a bar once, she got really mad. She says " what you think you can get me drunk so you can sleep with me?" I looked over at her and said " look here, I'm a premature ejaculator, I've already had you twice, thought I'd be nice a buy you a drink." The bartender nearly choked, he was laughing so hard.
I was the girl being sent drinks once, specifically in a Scottish pub. Didn't know what the drink was except it was in a shot glass and the guy sending all the glasses over was old enough to be my dad and kept talking about how my eyes looked like peppercorns. I was with a tour group at the time, so I couldn't leave. I didn't want to set off a potential creep a few million miles from home, so I couldn't tell him to get lost. I didn't want to get drunk, either, so I couldn't drink the almost dozen shots accumulating in front of me. I started worrying that he'd notice I wasn't drinking and get offended, so I tried to pour the shots into my empty cider bottle. That just resulted in the drink ending up all over the bottle, the bottle falling over, and most of the shots all over me. I mostly had fun over there, but I *much* preferred when people offered to pay for drinks *I chose.*
The best is when you talk with the bartender and everything is chill, then you have em create the most unforeseen extravagant cup of water anyone has ever seen, that looks like some over the top alcohol drink, but is really just fancy water, and send it her way. If she asks, tell her you thought she could use a drink.
Hats off to Fluffy for pulling off a f***ng stadium gig.. he’s always been a mood-lifter for me 🍻👍🏽.. saw him live in Atlanta several years ago, was a great show
@@glennmorganfan9411 good comedians always makes up stories and even those that are real he/she exaggerates Once in show he actually had talked about this by saying"you all may be wondering how I know about stories if I am drunk cause all my shows are recorded let me show you video of story I just told you about"gestured towards a screen then after loudest crowd cheer,fluffy just said"i am just messing with you guys" So I hope you got my point
Just lost my 10 year old cat, I know not everyone is a cat person but it was my baby. I love my animals more than most people, very hard time for me. Fluffy is always here to make me smile, thank you for what you do and helping different people cope with whatever they may be going through.
The only reason he "remembers" is because all of his stand ups are recorded.... however at some point someone stole these recordings.... someone has video of Gabrial's pikachu.
You remind me so much of an old Army buddy and Brother to me and I love you no don't pucker up not that kind of love. I really miss him but I do go pay my respects to him every time I am with in 200 miles of New Mexico. Thank you for helping me keep his memory alive in my heart. 40 rounds Arch I love you brother you left me behind but I will catch up.
I just watched the special last night finally. Sucks what you had to go thru but we’re proud of you Gabriel. I’ve personally been watching you over 20 years since right before the Que Locos days
@@DummyUrD divorce, depression, death. Life hits hard sometimes. I feel for him but he admits he’s the one who caused it by cheating. Takes a lot to admit that I respect him even more for it
This reminded me of a Father's Day story. I was with my step-dad in a Irish Bar and someone, some skinny guy, challenged me to see who could down the most liquor. I call it "See who doesn't die first." Just as we started and I had the first shot in my mouth, my step-dad looked at the bartender and said, "Get a towel for the vomit." BOOM! Liquor out my nose and on everything. I then said, "Wait what?" before realizing that he was f*cking with me.
Surprisingly similar to what happened when he was touring with the USO to Rammstein, Germany. Martin rescued him after about 8 shots of tequila and there were at least that many remaining!
Hi,mate , greetings from Australia ,been a fan of yours for quite awhile,I heard you were single again,my condolences. Just remember you are amazing and we love you .the thing I m writing this to you is your VW collection .my first car was a 1300 beetle 6 volter lol,it kept me fit because the battery was the best but it had a crank starter if they didn't work it was a push start.i love the combi too.i hope you and your family have a wonderful new year. Peace brother
He told this story on his show in gothenburg Scandinavium in june 2022. As opposed to the "oooo..." in this clip after he says he did 17 shots, the audience in gothenburg gave him a STANDING OVATION. Cheering all around! He said himself it was the first time any crowd had cheered at that joke. We were like "welcome to scandinavia" lmao
For my life I will never understand why people voluntarily would drink Jägermeister. That's the drink you have at gas stations when your are 16 and warm up before going to the club........... And that's really a disgusting thing to do. At least if you drink Jäger.
I keep coming back to this video. It took a lot to tell this story. Way to go Gabriel. I am glad when I did it there were no videos. My poison was Seagram's 7.
That’ s why you becomes “Fluffy”, drinking so much?! Fluffy, don’t waste your health because of “the ignorance generosity” of somebody ! Reject it respectfully !
When he brought up the little devil, I was expecting a "Wass up, Foo'?" When I first watched this special since the event he was describing took place in 2007
So what he's saying is that he would give himself alcohol poisoning if someone else isn't there to stop him from drinking because he is incapable of setting a limit for himself. His minders must get very stressed any time he goes to a bar, wondering if this is the time he'll send himself to the hospital.
