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Tim Dillon looks like he’s an assistant manager at Staples.

This was the strangest Target company meeting I’ve ever been to in my life.

This guy is the best hands down.

Ben’s laugh and grinning smirk have become an essential part of this show.

I say this with pure sincerity, that I have never agreed with anyone more purely from a worldview and comedic perspective as I do with Tim Dillon. The guy is hands down the funniest and most on point comic working. I've never done a Patreon but I'm doing his because it's just worth it.

Hilarious that even after Tim’s comments on Joaquin Phoenix that they actually gave him a part in Joker 2 😂

This is sober Tim. Just imagine him on a coke-fueled rant.

"Who are these people who are voiceless? All I'm inundated with all day are people's voices" my favorite Timmy quote.

Tim Dillon ranting about Hollywood elites is all I need on my saturday

Anyone come back to listen to this one?! Its stunning how this sets up everything to come. The simulation is broken.

Best part of the week is seeing the notification for The Tim Dillon Show

"And this is why I could never run for anything. That and my past... and present... and future."

I rewatch this episode every so often to reclaim my sanity

"man, did the wrong brother bite it" LMFAO!

I had this on while i made Thai style pumpkin soup. Thai Pumpkin Soup with Coconut Milk Ingredients · 1 tbs Olive Oil · 1 onion coarsely chopped · 2 cloves garlic grated · 1 tsp turmeric powder · 1.5 kg butternut pumpkin peeled and chopped, (3 pounds) · 1 lemongrass stalk finely chopped or grated · 1 tbs fresh ginger grated · 1 bunch coriander (cilantro) · 1 litre vegetable stock (4 cups) · 400 ml coconut milk (13.5 oz) Instructions 1. Remove the roots and stalky ends from the coriander. Wash the leaves and dry in a salad spinner or paper towel before roughly chopping. Wash the roots and stalks well to remove any dirt clinging to the roots. Shake off any water and finely chop. 2. Heat the oil in a large pot over medium-high heat before adding the onion and garlic. Cook until the onion becomes translucent. 3. Add the ginger, lemongrass and coriander roots and stalks. Cook until the stalks become soft before adding the pumpkin. 4. In a wok, toss the pumpkin in oil and cook for 5 minutes. Add to the pot. Add the vegetable stock and bring to a boil before reducing the heat to lower. Cook for 30 minutes or until the pumpkin is tender. Remove from heat and allow to cool slightly. 5. Pour the soup into a blender and blend until smooth. Add most of the chopped coriander (cilantro) leaves reserving some to garnish the soup. Blend until the soup is speckled with flecks of green. 6. Return to a clean saucepan and add the coconut milk. I like to only add half the milk, reserving the rest for garnish. Serve with shaved coconut, the remaining coriander (cilantro) leaves and chilli.

Tim’s prolific, broadcasted utter hatred for Chelsea Handler quells my own rage against the woman.

Fucking great episode. Up there with Gates of Hell and Life In The Big City

sleep-deprived Tim Dillon podcasts should be behind a million dollar paywall. Fucking GOLD

Hungry Tim Dillon is so fire. First half of this podcast might be his best work. Watched it so many times

“Have a puppet moderate the debates” 😂😂 I burst out laughing at that part

I like how ben genuinely nods like he's really getting excited about this 3 day conference

Tim Dillon is like a sane Alex Jones with critical thinking skills and a likeable personality.

"Amy Klondikebar" I'm dying

"Man did the wrong brother bite it huh?". I was NOT expecting that. 10/10 fucking brilliant

This episode is killer.

Best podcast on internet. I've yet find anybody that's as consistently funny throughout the show, even the plugs. Tim is the epitome of the saying "people say funny things, but funny people say things funny". Stay golden ponyboy

I love Tim's commentary on Joaquin Phoenix's acceptance speech from the Oscars. You really start to understand why the terrorists hate us so much.

" I wont tell you where i get my jewelry from but... have you seen UNCUT GEMS?" "yeah" " Him"....... hahahahaha fucking got me

Oh my god these ad reads are amazing. "Blue chew. Cock don't work? What else is new?!"

Class has begun. (*as i now have this lecture on repeat and put in my headphones as i fall asleep, a few things*) -Timmy catches straight fire around 18:00 -how the fuck is he doing this without cigarettes? -That was a damn nice porch but hey, life in the big city.

I still feel that this whole episode is Timmy's magnum opus, but the last 20 min is his cynical masterpiece. It is so real and raw his Long GUYland accent truly shines through. 😆

Tim looks like if the Kool-aid man broke the 4th wall.

I feel like this episode forever will be the one that won me over as a dedicated fan of Tim's podcast.

"MAN, HOLLYWOODS DEAD HUHHH" is my favorite thing tim has ever said lolll

I keep coming back to this episode! One of the best rants!

i can rewatch all of these podcasts and still actually cry laughing

the bluechew ad read is so, so good

This whole thing is literally incredible. Flawless rants

“I do things all the time to fill a hole, I get it!” 😂

Tim you have the realest podcast I have ever listened to. like everything is so true about it, its ridiculous how spot on everything is. and scary lol

"They have police, the military, all the technology, all the money, all the resources, all the land, all the corporations, ... You have Twitter" - Tim Dillon 2020

You know in the Bible when they talk about the angels singing praises? I’ve been to the other side and this is what they sound like, Tim’s pipes, so perfect in every way

This is the best opening monologue of all times

He saw it all coming....

"Nobody shuts the fuck up" I want that t-shirt.

Tim's the only American inside America, that sees how everyone outside, see's America. Obviously in a hilarious way but all true.

Tim Dillon continues doing the serious work for the collective consciousness that most will never access. Consider yourselves among the lucky few. For now.

we need more than one of these a week

This episode hits so different today

2020 was Tim’s best podcast work, insane talent.

listening to tim dillon speak is one of my fav things in the world rn.

The energy difference between pre and post meal tim is hilarious

That last 40 or so minutes is one of Tim's finest rants on the state of society.

I've listened to his Joaquin Phoenix rant four times today. It has yet to get old.

I want to take bluechew with Tim and spend the whole night talking about puppets ... hard! 🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

29:40 the funniest most brutal line ever.

my god he's ripping and running on this one!

THE OLIVE GARDEN RANT I’M CRYINGGGGGG 😂😂😂😂

Love this podcast with all my heart ❤️

This is a classic

the first hour and 20 minutes of this podcast might be the best work hes ever done. legend

This is his best episode imo

His bit on people who watch puppet shows is all the way spot on. I know a dude who LOVES Jeff Dunham…he’s a 44 year old dude who legit acts like a 10 year old. He named his dog after one of dunhams puppets.

It’s literally a drunk uncle watching his nephew, escaping an abusive household

1:08:11 "they're cooking up you're death in a lab somewhere and you're watching the puppets"

Ben looking at Tim while he rants is just plain gold🤣🤣

Tim Dillon is a exact replica of my hedge fund manager uncle from New York

"Coincidentally, the voiceless want me to advocate for the same things that my agent and marketing person want me to!"

Tim Dillon is the love child of Doug Stanhope and Chris Farley

I am so happy I clicked on this one, honestly he knows he’s right, my mom and I talk about all of this with celebrities and how they can’t relate when they try to relate, like, it’s so weird and- wow 💯💯

BEST EPISODE YET. I'm so happy to witness history

I love this “continue I apologize” episode

Tim is main lining 🔥🔥🔥 for 20 minutes straight.

Angry Tim is the best Tim

🎼shine bright like a diamond💎 😂😂 I love you Tim Dillon

Imagine this entire video is an interview at Target, Tim is the manager and you are just smiling and nodding, waiting for the interview to start

"I've got some jewels to sell ya"

I just found the podcast last week. It's a trip to watch the episode in reverse and catch all the times Tim was right 😬

When Hollywood makes a movie on Chris Farley, Tim Dillon will just need to raise his hand. He's perfect for it.

Only true genius could end on an ad read and have me stay till the very end. Tim Dillon is the man

I have been waiting over a year for these f ing jewels. Im running out of money and can't wait much longer pal

Wow watching this a year later and most of this is so fuckin true🤣😭

I visited and went to a taping of David letterman. He came out and admitted he was drunk and the show was going to suck. That he he no idea who the people he had to talk to were and he shouldn't be working because it was labor day. One of the best vacation days of all time

"youre writing a spy novel." fucking lost so hard

Hands down the funniest podcast I’ve ever seen, this was amazing

meanwhile tims ep today was about renting helicopters lmao

this might be the best episode

This is an absolutely legendary episode. Just wow.

Obviously Tim is warning off predators with this change of shirt colour.

This Olive Garden Advertisement is making me hungry

Tim trashes Joaquin Phoenix and is now acting opposite him in Joker 2

It's 6 months later and there are no waffles, sundays, or puppet shows anymore.

Tim Dillon is among America’s most important assets. This is peak comedy/podcasting.

This by far the most entertaining disturbing and accurate modern view of society

This is my favorite Tim Dillon Show episode!

Thank you Tim Dillon for encouraging me to try Oxycodone. This has changed my life for the best and when I can afford my pill addiction anymore I will switch to heroine. Thank you for helping my spice my life up.

It’s been 11 months and my necklace by The Podcast by Tim Dillion still hasn’t arrived

Love this podcast, thanks for the uploads!

How did Tim go from looking like he works at Best Buy to Target