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Tim Dillon discusses the new phenomena of developing tics from watching Tik Tok, the passing of the great and honorable Colin Powell, and the paranoid American beliefs around Halloween.
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@BurnoutRevengeForThePs2
@BurnoutRevengeForThePs2 2 года назад
Ben has the personality of a golden retriever
@destytayzo77
@destytayzo77 2 года назад
I'm here before this gets 100 likes lmao
@SHACOBES123
@SHACOBES123 2 года назад
*Wholesome*
@BaldCape9
@BaldCape9 2 года назад
"mhm" *nods head* *giggles suddenly*
@murtadha96
@murtadha96 2 года назад
🥺
@massive_d
@massive_d 2 года назад
A 100%
@ragnarlothbrok936
@ragnarlothbrok936 2 года назад
I’m starting to think that Tim building his own studio is as fake as his other businesses
@serahmaxy8849
@serahmaxy8849 2 года назад
😂😂
@Nerdemocat
@Nerdemocat 2 года назад
BAHAHAHAHA yes or yes?
@davelaster1369
@davelaster1369 2 года назад
He would have to like living somewhere long enough to even consider it....and that ain't happening
@orenthalsimpson
@orenthalsimpson 2 года назад
It's all a tax dodge
@aintnuthinbutathang1646
@aintnuthinbutathang1646 2 года назад
Support fake business
@poweramulets1725
@poweramulets1725 2 года назад
Tim has been dressing like a domestic abuse victim lately.
@maxmeeks9910
@maxmeeks9910 2 года назад
He is, how do you think he's still on youtube. He is the new Jon Stewart.
@BlekJamal
@BlekJamal 2 года назад
I can’t tell if he is the victim or the abuser
@DaniMysteryZone
@DaniMysteryZone 2 года назад
@@BlekJamal Victim, because he has covered everything up that might be bruised. Otherwise he would just wear a husbandbeater.
@720pLyrics
@720pLyrics 2 года назад
Tim dillon is clearly a kingpin
@Shlogger
@Shlogger 2 года назад
I don't know. Still lookin' pretty Coachey to me. Just needs a wireless headset.
@thebestlaptime8669
@thebestlaptime8669 2 года назад
We know Tim would handle a prop pistol with utmost professionalism.
@mk6315
@mk6315 2 года назад
He would at least declare it was for Baal before shooting someone
@zachis33
@zachis33 2 года назад
You're a savage 🤣
@lyquidsnake4202
@lyquidsnake4202 2 года назад
He needs a rubber 44 magnum just to wave around. Baaahaaa
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад
that's right. unequivocally spot on.
@marcusdonahue7124
@marcusdonahue7124 2 года назад
@@mk6315 under-rated reply
@waldorfsalad2307
@waldorfsalad2307 2 года назад
“Colin Powell is dead.” Ben: *laughs*
@beastmerc84
@beastmerc84 2 года назад
Me too
@Nerdemocat
@Nerdemocat 2 года назад
Then I laugh....oh my are we in Tim Dillon cult?😂
@howiegruwitz3173
@howiegruwitz3173 2 года назад
Colin Powelyps
@dthcorehvy
@dthcorehvy 2 года назад
It's so good
@MOOGZ8D
@MOOGZ8D 2 года назад
My favorite start to an episode
@_idiot
@_idiot 2 года назад
Ben is dressed like he's on his way to get a family Christmas card picture taken
@BlekJamal
@BlekJamal 2 года назад
At Walmart
@mattmolloy636
@mattmolloy636 2 года назад
@@BlekJamal *at Sears
@BlekJamal
@BlekJamal 2 года назад
@@mattmolloy636 that actually makes much more sense 😂
@clickbait9180
@clickbait9180 2 года назад
@@BlekJamal I literally came here to add that same comment lol
@wilbo1316
@wilbo1316 2 года назад
At Kmart
@lt7564
@lt7564 2 года назад
Tim looking like a lady standing with the girl scouts selling cookies outside a grocery store
@mattechrome
@mattechrome 2 года назад
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO
@waldorfsalad2307
@waldorfsalad2307 2 года назад
Trying to hurry things along so she can coach the middle school soccer team
@REfanforlife
@REfanforlife 2 года назад
golf clap for you sir
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 года назад
There was a guy like him in my eagles scouts, I thought he was our leader but he just followed us into the woods. Then I saw his wood. Never got a badge.
@Obmilni
@Obmilni 2 года назад
🤣
@Philitupplz
@Philitupplz 2 года назад
“I want people to fully realize their dreams, but I also want them to understand that dreams aren’t real and we live in hell.” 😂😂
@Mr_Boifriend
@Mr_Boifriend 2 года назад
ye that was a beautiful little line
@doorshotel
@doorshotel 2 года назад
Tim is THE best comedian of all time
@theflanman1986
@theflanman1986 6 месяцев назад
One of the best lines I have ever heard and he did it so effortlessly…unbelievable skill.
@lvx_rose
@lvx_rose 2 года назад
Finally, something to watch
@seandawson5899
@seandawson5899 2 года назад
Finally, a comment that speaks to me.
@shannonbiram1549
@shannonbiram1549 2 года назад
I thought it was just me. The YT algorithm has been serving me garbage for the past week or so.
@BigPhatMan
@BigPhatMan 2 года назад
Said every Tim Dillon fan ever.
@beastmerc84
@beastmerc84 2 года назад
Once you go Tim, you don't back.
@LoneWolfShow483
@LoneWolfShow483 2 года назад
Say it louder 🤘
@Electricalwizard
@Electricalwizard 2 года назад
I love how Ben always looks like he’s laying in the grass.
@scubatablemallcop3804
@scubatablemallcop3804 2 года назад
That shirt he has on, combined with his haircut and glasses just make the look.
@sixoneshrimp
@sixoneshrimp 2 года назад
I am stoned and this is now all I can focus on
@jameshattawayart4451
@jameshattawayart4451 2 года назад
Hahahaha! Rolling around and giggling in the grass
@eddiebernays514
@eddiebernays514 2 года назад
ben always looks like hes on the edge of oding
@christempleton9656
@christempleton9656 2 года назад
Brilliant
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 года назад
Watching TIm tell us we are shit for not wearing a watch...while he doesn't wear one, completes my day.
@hasanmahmud6998
@hasanmahmud6998 2 года назад
My day too!
@miheadhurts
@miheadhurts 2 года назад
Ben looks like he's going on a first date organised by his church.
@Jb-wi7xq
@Jb-wi7xq 2 года назад
10/10
@tfedak9735
@tfedak9735 3 месяца назад
Solid 10
@mygoogleaccount2354
@mygoogleaccount2354 2 года назад
I know half of these companies are pissed about Tim's ad reads, but his ads are literally the only ones I will listen to bc they're hilarious
@alynlark4744
@alynlark4744 2 года назад
If they're not molesting and killing Iraqi schoolchildren, what do they have to be upset about?
@aidanharrison2847
@aidanharrison2847 2 года назад
The blue chew advert is Biblical👏🏻
@jimmybacas8003
@jimmybacas8003 2 года назад
Good to see Tim taking a quick break from his job as Defensive Coordinator of the Cape Cod Sea Slugs to bless us with a cast
@doorshotel
@doorshotel 2 года назад
This comment killed me
@willdrake254
@willdrake254 Год назад
Tim really trying to dress like Samm Tallent
@derekpauljackboyle
@derekpauljackboyle 2 года назад
Haven't seen the whites of Tim's eyes in months... and I fucking love it
@SHACOBES123
@SHACOBES123 2 года назад
He's officially Hollywood sober babyyyy! Just a lil cocaine on each day that ends with the letter Y
@maxmeeks9910
@maxmeeks9910 2 года назад
Tim sided with the lizard people, that and a teleprompter from his writing staff.
@jackcarter9654
@jackcarter9654 2 года назад
@@maxmeeks9910 l
@helziephoton
@helziephoton 2 года назад
its Epic 😎
@nurzahr
@nurzahr 2 года назад
@@maxmeeks9910 u think there's some reading going on? Staff etc? Seriously question
@dantronix1979
@dantronix1979 2 года назад
"Being gay used to mean you have sex with men, now it means you have purple hair" You are a national treasure Tim Dillon- last night in Portland was worth every cent. You did what many would call impossible.
@mohnjayer
@mohnjayer 2 года назад
Had the belt around my neck, pants at my ankles, ready to end it and then got the notification. King Pig saves another life.
@funnydonor9484
@funnydonor9484 2 года назад
Hey GUY, auto erotic asphyxiation isn’t suicide, it’s the apex of pleasure one can ever have. Sometimes when you fly to close to the sun, you get burned… David Carridine
@Nerdemocat
@Nerdemocat 2 года назад
BAHAHAHAHA
@Medieval_Pheasant
@Medieval_Pheasant 2 года назад
It's not too late
@HugoRHut
@HugoRHut 2 года назад
Are you gay
@mohnjayer
@mohnjayer 2 года назад
@@HugoRHut Yes. Very.
@jhart1127
@jhart1127 2 года назад
My heart sank when it was confirmed this was filmed pre-Baldwin.
@Zyn_dog_89
@Zyn_dog_89 2 года назад
Same I wanted him to roast his clown ass
@Davidson640
@Davidson640 2 года назад
I'm assuming it's for the patreon show
@Hardcastle83
@Hardcastle83 2 года назад
Thank you, only reason I tuned in.
@randomfullywonderful
@randomfullywonderful 2 года назад
He was handed a prop gun that apparently he didn't know was loaded with live rounds. Who loaded the gun with live rounds? They should at least go down for manslaughter if it was out of negligence. How do you mistake live rounds for fake ones, this is the kind of incompetence that's mind blowing. I've heard of such a thing happening once before on another movie set, conspiracy theories followed, as I'm sure will follow this "accident", who knows, but someone should be doing time, nobodies been arrested.
@jackbailey7037
@jackbailey7037 2 года назад
Tim loaded the gun?
@barfyman-dm6zx
@barfyman-dm6zx 2 года назад
I love how Ben is outside / Tim is inside
@vikingzeppelin
@vikingzeppelin 2 года назад
Superposition. Its my word of the week
@roymakescomics
@roymakescomics 2 года назад
You got it all wrong, Tim is totally out, Ben is the one living in the closet..
@marchofthepigs36
@marchofthepigs36 2 года назад
They make it work for them
@TikiTimeWave
@TikiTimeWave 2 года назад
Tim Dillon is a fucking legend. No one else like him these days. Much Love from America’s armpit New Jersey
@moonlit6311
@moonlit6311 2 года назад
Better than America's crotch- Southeast Texas.
@taylorstagg9548
@taylorstagg9548 2 года назад
I guess that puts me in the opposite hairy, unkept, burned out, tent city of an arm pit -Portland OR... (used to be so nice here:(
@stevedavies1261
@stevedavies1261 2 года назад
Ahhh, you give yourself too much credit...Jersey, more like the unwiped asshole of America
@Nuck-Fo0bZz
@Nuck-Fo0bZz 2 года назад
I guess that makes Indiana the lint filled smelly belly button
@nicholasmaniccia1005
@nicholasmaniccia1005 2 года назад
@@stevedavies1261 first leave the jokes to funny people. Second Jersey is the armpit of America, New York already made that decision for us. Third Missouri or Florida are the candidates for an asshole, with Iowa or Georgia being it's half shaved, or stubbly pubic region.
@snazzletruthtooth
@snazzletruthtooth 2 года назад
The best bit on this show is the constant upcoming new “studio” lol
@msannthrope_2049
@msannthrope_2049 2 года назад
That and performing at Rogan's new comedy club.
@Nerdemocat
@Nerdemocat 2 года назад
And this will be short goes over 55 minutes getting more enraged as he goes
@gr8ape111
@gr8ape111 2 года назад
Wait….there is no new studio?!?
@snazzletruthtooth
@snazzletruthtooth 2 года назад
@@gr8ape111 you never know with the pig
@jm100368
@jm100368 2 года назад
He’s a compulsive liar
@jakevanness1373
@jakevanness1373 2 года назад
Finding a good realtor sounds like a real knife fight
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 2 года назад
Truly
@OffensivePlayer316
@OffensivePlayer316 2 года назад
I want to hear more about knife fights.
@kidsister316
@kidsister316 2 года назад
Tim: "i walk in behind him and here's the bad news...I have all the money" subtly killing every time!
@BlekJamal
@BlekJamal 2 года назад
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@kaif8037
@kaif8037 2 года назад
I miss the old Tim Dillion, between episodes #166 - #237 was a journey through human history like nothing else. The twisted edge, the unstoppable poetic rage fuelled rants and absolute despair with life gave me a real sense optimism for future generations to come. We want the old Tim back loose the cap and glasses, find a blood stained polo shirt and let’s get to work.
@ericpolan1716
@ericpolan1716 2 года назад
this comment is dope but piggy is as funny as ever so go get a disorder
@lacomic3820
@lacomic3820 2 года назад
Can’t wait for Alec Baldwin on the Patreon😂
@Nerdemocat
@Nerdemocat 2 года назад
Oh please yesss
@FrankieLapenna
@FrankieLapenna 2 года назад
Ben probably spends his spare time at thrift stores
@IamNiggler
@IamNiggler 10 месяцев назад
That's where they have gay sex?
@susan908
@susan908 2 года назад
"Some problems are more fun than others" Perfect
@budtomler
@budtomler 2 года назад
JUST saw him live in Portland. Man what an experience, excited for this ep
@Nerdemocat
@Nerdemocat 2 года назад
I'm excited I see him Dec 12!
@brandonmoore7506
@brandonmoore7506 2 года назад
You lucky duck!! How was he? Did he just riff like he does in his uploads, or did he do material?
@slouischarlesYT
@slouischarlesYT 2 года назад
Is his stand up as good as his podcasting? This is a safe space. You can be honest.
@akillen77
@akillen77 2 года назад
Is he as gay IRL
@FaterialL
@FaterialL 2 года назад
dude I so wanted to go in Portland. couldn't muster up the extra cash right now. maybe next year
@samueld6083
@samueld6083 2 года назад
I love listening to this podcast while I'm flying... so if we crash I can listen to Tim's soothing rants while I plummet to my fiery death.
@BBDumfuk
@BBDumfuk 2 года назад
Got that plane wifi in the budget?
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 года назад
If only Tim had a popular podcast during 911.
@gUitaRpOunDage
@gUitaRpOunDage 2 года назад
what a wonderful way that’d be to go out.
@yvettemoore1082
@yvettemoore1082 2 года назад
Yep,Tim and Styxhexenhammer are my 2 picks for an imminent death🤣🤣🤣🇦🇺❤
@Nerdemocat
@Nerdemocat 2 года назад
Yes hearing his rage would be soothing as you plummet I agree
@DailyNugget
@DailyNugget 2 года назад
Colin Powell - First black man to lie.
@dylanwilliams7868
@dylanwilliams7868 2 года назад
Tim: "If Tik Tok is giving you tics maybe it's time to take a break" Me: *shakes head and shrugs* "Life in the big city."
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 года назад
In related news, study finds pedophiles have tics at 10 times the rate of the general population.
@BlekJamal
@BlekJamal 2 года назад
Dylan Williams: *shakes head and shrugs* “Life in the big city” Me: *shakes head and shrugs* “Life in the big city” 🤷‍♂️
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 2 года назад
I hear Tik Tok is a real knife fight.
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 2 года назад
hey dylan williams do me a favor ....do something NEW today.
@BlekJamal
@BlekJamal 2 года назад
@@AdamThoba2 *shakes head and shrugs* “life in the big city”
@benjaminreyes3624
@benjaminreyes3624 2 года назад
"I come from a time where being a f**** was special" - Tim Thanks for speaking for us gay dudes who don't have a voice 😆👍
@sir0nion
@sir0nion 2 года назад
28:59. When he said that I said "Yes." out loud with no one around me.
@benjaminreyes3624
@benjaminreyes3624 2 года назад
@@sir0nion 😫😭
@Pat_Dry
@Pat_Dry 2 года назад
Hopefully Baldwin will be in Tim's SNL sketch.
@buckhardly5211
@buckhardly5211 2 года назад
I just got home from seeing Tim dillon LIVE here in Portland, OR at the Newmark theater. The show was absolutely awesome! He was even better live on stage than I had expected. The crowd was going wild. If you get the chance to buy seats at one of his shows, do it!
@slaphappybullet
@slaphappybullet 2 года назад
I messaged my ex. Someone I haven’t even seen in two years. This episode is helping me forget the shame of that. Thank you.
@720pLyrics
@720pLyrics 2 года назад
if she doesnt listen to tim shes not worth your time
@slaphappybullet
@slaphappybullet 2 года назад
@@720pLyrics I’m a lady. But I’m sure he doesn’t. So the sentiment remains.
@720pLyrics
@720pLyrics 2 года назад
@@slaphappybullet smh
@deathbycognitivedissonance5036
@deathbycognitivedissonance5036 2 года назад
🫂
@cbappa2
@cbappa2 2 года назад
YOU BLEW IT
@thavisanimation
@thavisanimation 2 года назад
three minutes in and tim dillon's already swinging slowly back into the realtor situation. i'm like "excellent, here we go"
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 года назад
and at the top of market again. Now all he needs is an 8ball.
@WholesalewithJoe
@WholesalewithJoe 2 года назад
I’m in real estate and everything he is saying is true
@tz7813
@tz7813 2 года назад
Every episode, is funnier than any Netflix special ever recorded. Yet another gem from Tim.😎
@truerambler
@truerambler 2 года назад
Patreon for the deep cuts 😇
@nitcholas
@nitcholas 2 года назад
Damn, Ben looking all handsome and shit. No wonder Tim is in love with him
@Hatchiko
@Hatchiko 2 года назад
Me too.
@ElliottTimpf
@ElliottTimpf 2 года назад
It was the end of times, it was the worst of times.
@Bananabrother25
@Bananabrother25 2 года назад
Tim is slowly realizing that he is just an insane salesman for hire who rants in between his reads
@brentbarrus9754
@brentbarrus9754 2 года назад
Tim just bailed me out of watching the holiday baking championship with the old bag.
@msannthrope_2049
@msannthrope_2049 2 года назад
This made me laugh harder than I expected. 🍝🚬
@dimftillon
@dimftillon 2 года назад
God, they need him guest judge on that show.
@aintnuthinbutathang1646
@aintnuthinbutathang1646 2 года назад
You're an American hero sir
@d4n4nable
@d4n4nable 2 года назад
Sounds lovely, to be honest.
@monrow1961
@monrow1961 2 года назад
Your old bag sounds like a real battle-axe...
@bigmeatswangin5837
@bigmeatswangin5837 2 года назад
"I want people to fully realize their dreams, but I also want people to realize dreams aren't real and we all live in Hell." AMAZING
@Dreww31786
@Dreww31786 2 года назад
Can we just get an opening bit where Tim is the producer and Ben is the comedian, Ben constantly tells Tim to stfu and Tim acts skiddish and soft. But also Tim is blank face the entire time as Ben doesn’t land any jokes
@stepodeez
@stepodeez 2 года назад
Lets make it happen people!
@u_luv_mulattos1879
@u_luv_mulattos1879 2 года назад
"First black liar" lmao
@okayninjazero
@okayninjazero 2 года назад
Best Blue Chew ad ever…
@kerch-e
@kerch-e 2 года назад
The fact they don't give a shit if I wanna be here reassures me that they're gonna do what they want. I'm in.
@Football__Junkie
@Football__Junkie 2 года назад
It’s a real knife fight out there
@MikeNel_Official
@MikeNel_Official 2 года назад
Love it
@codycox2465
@codycox2465 2 года назад
The way Tim says GOODBYE, flicks the mic boom away from his face, and instantly takes off his headphones was so elegant, confident and masculine that I am now confused about my heterosexuality. Them purple headed psuedo-fairies could only dream of being half the man Timothy is 🙌
@SuperVladamere
@SuperVladamere 2 года назад
One of the most masculine men I've ever met was a gay dude. It confused me thoroughly since I was only used to green haired, low-T, acrylic nails gay men.
@Skipper_Jones
@Skipper_Jones 2 года назад
Tim turning straight men gay and gay men confused
@zacheryp813
@zacheryp813 2 года назад
Ben looks like he just stepped out of a time machine from the 70's
@sammcnaughton5440
@sammcnaughton5440 2 года назад
This is always out when I’m drunk and then it forces me to rewatch. Strategic.
@benGman69
@benGman69 2 года назад
"Babe, I can't talk long my battery is low. I'm stuck on an oil tanker and things have devolved pretty quickly. Most of the crew have turned gay and have formed small gangs or 'fuck packs'. I don't want Dad to know. Okay?"
@olafzmit
@olafzmit 2 года назад
The bluechew ad was awesome. Made me feel like i saved myself money at therapy. When tim dillon crushes your delusions and reminds you have a porn addiction cause drugs are too expensive :)
@MichaelTheChairman
@MichaelTheChairman 2 года назад
If Dick Cheney went to Iraq with our troops… there would have been a lot more friendly fire…
@larsbee
@larsbee 2 года назад
ok nice one but how many people got that one...lol
@MichaelTheChairman
@MichaelTheChairman 2 года назад
@@larsbee I’ll tell you who got one… Dick Cheney’s friend in the back of the head 😂
@larsbee
@larsbee 2 года назад
@@MichaelTheChairman side of the head coz cheney busted up his face too .... lol
@larsbee
@larsbee 2 года назад
@@MichaelTheChairman it would have been awesome if it was the other way around and half the face was missing....
@MichaelTheChairman
@MichaelTheChairman 2 года назад
@@larsbee facts 💥
@nnnnfff
@nnnnfff 2 года назад
THE ONLY ADS I DONT SKIP
@JustinFriesen
@JustinFriesen 2 года назад
I was having a down day and was hoping to watch something to make me laugh. Comedy is always there for you. Thanks Tim.
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 года назад
"I want to be the first person who actually poisoned people on Halloween." God(Tim Dillon)
@Avengerie
@Avengerie 2 года назад
I think there was already a case in the 80s, but nothing is new under the Sun, so I wouldn't hold being a copycat against him.
@Tybolt1
@Tybolt1 2 года назад
47:30 Tim calling out Ben for interrupting made me almost spit my drink everywhere
@k1xnt
@k1xnt 2 года назад
I appreciate the midnight uploads. Tim's voice is the perfect white noise to sleep/study to
@D.M.C.realnamenogimmicks
@D.M.C.realnamenogimmicks 2 года назад
I appreciate it being Sunday afternoon here in Australia when it's released. Tim's voice is perfect to smoke some chronic and have a laugh before work tomorrow
@kingmagnusmusic
@kingmagnusmusic 2 года назад
Oath.
@fumewahfter
@fumewahfter 2 года назад
I cant deliver pizzas at 2am saturday nights without my slop served fresh.
@ddylla85
@ddylla85 2 года назад
That Blue Chew rant was epic!
@noyb154
@noyb154 2 года назад
No way is SNL taking on Tim Dillon. Every single SNL writer and cast member will ostracize him. Oh wait, this is fake. Right?
@Noisa
@Noisa 2 года назад
Ben - “won’t let me look at the menu until I tell them where I am.” Ohhh Ben 🤦🏻‍♂️😆
@eskimointhisworld
@eskimointhisworld 2 года назад
Celery sticks dipped in fentanyl sounds like Ghislaine's snack of choice.
@cchardon3331
@cchardon3331 2 года назад
That blue chew ad transition was seamless.
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT 2 года назад
Ben has procured himself the latest sweater from the Dark Waldo fall collection, and Tim looks like he’s trying to buy my family home using his fake business earnings.
@tomgun2000
@tomgun2000 2 года назад
Once again, lay it on me tim.
@SuperTwitch32
@SuperTwitch32 2 года назад
You’re literally the funniest man alive Tim. I had the pleasure of seeing you live at magooby’s in timonium a couple years ago and you destroyed that whole set. Literally no care in the world, and you even took time to take pictures with me and my buddy. Keep it up Patreon episodes and normal episodes are on point always
@nurzahr
@nurzahr 2 года назад
No one care typo?
@myquest666420
@myquest666420 2 года назад
In Timonium? They named an entire town after Tim and he performed there?!
@jakescott9385
@jakescott9385 2 года назад
“I wouldn’t tell my Dad to go out and be successful”
@Hans-de8du
@Hans-de8du 2 года назад
i’ve had experience with two realtors and he just described them both to a tee
@deserteagle946
@deserteagle946 2 года назад
It’s funny how smart Ben looks.
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 2 года назад
The computer programmer look.
@Hatchiko
@Hatchiko 2 года назад
Yea. The Tech white boy look. He's lost weight too clearly.
@johnblough7989
@johnblough7989 2 года назад
It's how he got into Gifted & Talented
@tyrelltyler1430
@tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад
"Get a disorder and get it quick" 😂🤣😭💀
@tomrichter5460
@tomrichter5460 2 года назад
TikTok Tourettes reminds me of the "acting-out" that fuelled the Salem witch trials
@zaltonian
@zaltonian 2 года назад
Ben's style this week: High school Science teacher who beds 100% of his chicks but only 75% make it back home to family.
@dr.vincentboombatz3935
@dr.vincentboombatz3935 2 года назад
Theodore Ben Bundy.
@wibbletthewobblet9558
@wibbletthewobblet9558 2 года назад
Not quite the full hour but hey, life in the big city...
@msannthrope_2049
@msannthrope_2049 2 года назад
🍷🥛🍝🚬 Weez Beez Goodz
@fumewahfter
@fumewahfter 2 года назад
Ill take it. Those weeks where he skips the pod are dark. Dark. Times.
@emmanuelvelasco7876
@emmanuelvelasco7876 2 года назад
@@msannthrope_2049 hahaha fucking hilarious.
@snowbunny783
@snowbunny783 2 года назад
TD is the only podcast where I actually listen to the promotions...fricken hilarious
@connal108
@connal108 2 года назад
Tim's not in the closet, but he sure seems backed into a corner for this cast. Could someone push that table in another inch?
@lifemusic1980
@lifemusic1980 2 года назад
🤣
@coolestguyeverswear934
@coolestguyeverswear934 2 года назад
When you’re big, feels good to rest those big arms on some hardwood.
@Hatchiko
@Hatchiko 2 года назад
Ben looking extra cute this week. All puppy vibes. Thank you king 🐷
@AngelWest58
@AngelWest58 2 года назад
Good you mention Australia Tim. It's a real thing down there. I encourage everyone to inform themselves on the situation down under
@brendanstocks821
@brendanstocks821 2 года назад
Love how half the video was ads
@aspiringnormie9499
@aspiringnormie9499 2 года назад
This is equal parts ads and actual content.. That being said, Ben's hair is god damn perfect.
@jflanagan9696
@jflanagan9696 2 года назад
The ads are just as good as the show, and you know it.
@myquest666420
@myquest666420 2 года назад
Dude, your name has to be a reference to a Norm Macdonald joke, right?
@PunkRockZombie205
@PunkRockZombie205 2 года назад
Damn, I hate that it's pre recorded. I was hoping to hear Tim's opinion about Alec Baldwin murdering a lady
@ajmb6081
@ajmb6081 2 года назад
Why am I only getting 55 minutes of ben's face, I paid nothing for this and demand the episodes be longer.
@armandonodal4897
@armandonodal4897 2 года назад
I’m not even gay and I think I’d have to kiss Ben right on the lips if I saw him
@whitexchina
@whitexchina 2 года назад
I will never skip the ads again. The BlueChew one was fantastic, the other ones as well! When Tim knows he'll get paid, he goes in overdrive, makes him hot & bothered.
@benjaminstansfield1411
@benjaminstansfield1411 2 года назад
Anybody else have boomer parents who would seethe at the objective honesty of calling CP “the first black liar”
@airmark02
@airmark02 2 года назад
"My Lai / Me Lie" ~ Colin Powell 😏
@jakescott9385
@jakescott9385 2 года назад
Hilarious right ?
@SuperVladamere
@SuperVladamere 2 года назад
My boomer parents were so tuned out and self absorbed they just knew that some Arabs hit the planes and we went to war. The details did not matter to them
@airmark02
@airmark02 2 года назад
@@SuperVladamereplease ... Stop with the Boomer bashing. I am a boomer & know quite a few XYZ *123 @# *Generation* Americans who are completely programmed & tuned out at the same time. They will believe anything & then immediately forget about it. ( sorry ...It has nothing to do with when you were born ) 🙏
@SuperVladamere
@SuperVladamere 2 года назад
@@airmark02 I didn't really bash, I always say Millenials are boomers without money. At this point most Americans are self absorbed. It's insane. I had to go find a wife outside of the country to find someone with some family values
@videowatcher7777
@videowatcher7777 2 года назад
Really hope we are going to get a good, deep legal analysis of Alec Baldwin’s situation here. I come here for clear and logical arguments and I’m yet to be disappointed.
@captainwonderbar1657
@captainwonderbar1657 2 года назад
I was honestly wondering if there was anyone somewhere in the world so isolated for so long they had no idea a pandemic was going on. That's pretty fucking wild.
@hierosgamos8896
@hierosgamos8896 2 года назад
North sentinel island
@aspiringnormie9499
@aspiringnormie9499 2 года назад
*lockdown
@captainwonderbar1657
@captainwonderbar1657 2 года назад
@@hierosgamos8896 I mean people that would eventually be reintroduced to society.
@jacobk6917
@jacobk6917 2 года назад
This is the only podcast I listen to where I don’t fast forward the ads. That BlueChew rant was hilarious.
@devensilvers6256
@devensilvers6256 2 года назад
I can confirm that frozen Reese's Cups are tremendous, but since I'm broke, the kids get Tootsie Rolls..
@joshuabartlett4050
@joshuabartlett4050 2 года назад
Been waiting all day for this
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 года назад
*week
@maryjanewhatsaname8811
@maryjanewhatsaname8811 2 года назад
Been watching since the start of lockdown , haven’t left the house since
@masterprattu
@masterprattu 7 дней назад
20:45 once again Tim has a comedy bit which feels like a personal insult. Thank you Tim. This is the shit I come back for.
@nicholasbrandoli2736
@nicholasbrandoli2736 2 года назад
“Being gay isn’t having sex with the same gender anymore it’s dying your hair” 😂 ain’t that the truth
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 2 года назад
Liquid Death is a podcast monster. And it's also delicious.
@Deezzznutttzzzx
@Deezzznutttzzzx 2 года назад
It’s just water dude
@ssmith8758
@ssmith8758 2 года назад
I would never pay for canned fancy water. Cool packaging though and clever marketing.
@darthrevan6
@darthrevan6 2 года назад
The Blue Chew read is amazing. Bless you Tim.
@samir6047
@samir6047 2 года назад
that bluechew ad hit hard, well back to texting my insurance job that i'm sick and wont be coming tomorrow.
@Velstat141
@Velstat141 2 года назад
I love when Tim goes full sassy old gay.
@PNWSurvivor
@PNWSurvivor 2 года назад
Seattle was amazing, King!! I loved the openers, you killed it on stage!
@lockswap
@lockswap 2 года назад
I was hoping he would talk about Alec Baldwin dying
@truerambler
@truerambler 2 года назад
You better believe it’ll be on Patreon this Tuesday
@DrJuice1
@DrJuice1 2 года назад
He said in the episode that this was recorded earlier this week, so it hadn't happened yet
@lockswap
@lockswap 2 года назад
@@DrJuice1 Alec Baldwin died a month ago? What are you talking about?
@isaack3645
@isaack3645 2 года назад
That ending was succinct. “We’re in a weird time, Goodbye”
@colombiacrack88
@colombiacrack88 2 года назад
I love when Tim Dillon does a country accent it’s so good
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