19-Yr-Old Put "Super Computer" In His Butt To Beat CHESS GOD? 

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Who would have thought that chess could be so kinky...💀

Dude must have a photographic memory. Watching him play 10 different games all while not looking at the boards was pretty unbelievable.

These titles are getting more and more unhinged😭😭

With a IQ of 190 and photographic memory, he already got a supercomputer installed into his brain. So it's only fair his opponents install a supercomputer of their own to level the field😂

Steph talking about "super computer" in butt is the last thing I expected to see in 2024

“The king has sharted in the bathtub!” MMB “AS HE SHOULD” 🤣🤣 🤣

Im a housekeeper at a hotel! People piss in trashcans, INCHES away from a toilet. Sometimes I feel like a detective- like, why is there vomit everywhere but the toilet? How is the toilet dirty, but the toilet paper is untouched? I never get answers I even talked to the piss trashcan guy in the hallway (without knowing the horror that awaited me), and he wished me a good day. I didn't have a good day, and he didn't tip. The hotel rooms I clean are like 700$ a night!

48:25 “But don’t take your nipple clamps off” GURLIE POP TRULY HAS A WAY WITH WORDS 😭😭😭😭

The titled paired with Steph opening the video up with, “Listen, I’m under the firm belief that this is a shared experience.” greatly concerned me for a sec😭

I freaking love Magnus for how unhinged he is sometimes. The man from the video "If I speak, I'll be in a big big trouble" isn't just some rando btw, that's Jose Mourinho, he's a football coach.

Yooooo, two vids in one day? And each ONE HOUR EACH?! WE'RE BEING SPOILT

This video is such a whiplash after watching three Rotten Mango videos in a row

AHH NOT HER WEARING PINK TO MATCH WITH THE TOY

"thank god they pulled the plug on this one" lmfao. She is absolutely killing me with this story.

I wasn’t gonna watch this cuz everyone and their mother was covering this story a while ago, but this is the most fun and clear explanation of the whole situation lmfao

50:46 Magnus really is actually a such a nice person even though he can does come off a bit intimidating in person. He finds time to tutor and invests some of his time in finding new and creative ways to get youth interested in things like chess offline and find healthy hobbies. It’s really refreshing and nice to see him dedicate some of his time to collaborate with creators to help plant the seeds for these interests, and help them continue to take route.

omg i was obsessed with the butt plug chess rumor when it first came out, it was so funny explaining it to people for the first time

12:04 ok off topic but I'm mostly a gg Kpop stan so I didn't even know Jin was out, but the thought and care to put a board on to make them comfortable is so sweet. It also probably made him feel more comfortable, and just, the fact that he wanted to be able to interact with all fans as soon as he got out is really sweet.

14:46 *BADA BING BADA BEADS* 😭💀

Stephaince-"Bada bing bada boom " Stephaine- "BADA BING BADA BEADS"😂

Stephanie saving me from the heatwave with a refreshing story

I'm not exaggerating when I say I CACKLED at "my Orthodontist took a piece of me like this man's shit"

honestly, who knew chess could be so interesting and so dramatic lmao 😭

I think I like this channel better than the rotten mango one. It feels a lot more lighter and like we have a best friend speaking to us 😭

the way this video was dropped on hans birthday 😭 LMAO

I think Magnus was highly embarrassed he lost to the weakest opponent at the championship. Magnus not knowing for sure if Hans is cheating looks like a really bad sport to me. He is obviously not used to losing. Making an open ended comment which suggest Hans is cheating is ruining the boys career, also the company that bought Magnus on line company denouncing Hans is absolutely wrong because no one knows for sure he cheated! Wow, my comment took a turn south fast, because I know very little about chess, nothing about the players and cant even think of the name of the company or federation or whatever its called who ban Hans, lol!, help. I just wanted to say you dont ruin someones career unless you know for sure there were improprieties. 😊

saw the thumbnail and was like "aint that an*l beeds?! 😭😭

Ok but they way steph recreated the smirk was so funnyyy

My husband is very into chess (not competitively) and when I told him this episode was up he ran out of the room saying "NOT AGAIN!!!" because when this news first broke years ago I kept asking when he was going to up his chess game with a buttplug.

AHGWAHGWAH, it's my 36th birthday today, i sobbed all morning because my life is honestly pretty shit and birthdays feel like a reminder of that, thank you for this nugget of absolutely wild drama to sooth my sorrows

14:00 this dude should've been like "I was so drunk I blacked out and forgot the poop was there, I'm really sorry". And probably could've gotten off lighter and maybe avoided the ensuing deep dive.

Tbh I just leave your video playing and fall asleep with you talking. Sometimes I don't know what happen to the end of it. You are my lullaby!

As a football (soccer) lover, when Steph said "a meme of this man.." I wasn't expecting it to be José Mourinho (aka The Special One), one of the greatest football managers of all time!!!

He put a what in his what?! … I gotta hear this one 😂💀

"He posted a video of a man" The man in question being Mourinho looool

Biss is in her consistency era, and I love it

Seokjin is the sweetest The hug event was so precious

I had to do a double take on that title fr 💀

lmao the whole "make everyone wear butt stuff do they can't allow outside party butt stuff into tournaments" is so funny

The first time I've heard Stephanie say the word "shart," she proceeded to say it like 10 times in 1 hour. 💀

.People who over explain themselves is because when they were kids, even when telling the truth, people didn't believe them. So as time goes by, they feel the need to over explain themselves.

AHHHH STEPHANIE YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS IN PINK💕

also the "raccoon trap" is usually used to carry exotic animals. the biggest one is a baby lion. they are sold and extortioned for massive money.

Plot twist! What if Magnus was actually the one using the chess computer anal beads and has been for a really long time but then they got old and failed and Hanz got lucky because he happened to play when they failed and magnus thought he could imply Hanz was doing that, so hence the military grade scanning next day, and then he thought he could fix it, tries to beat Hanz online thinking he fixed his anal beads, (but safe at home where he can't have his butt scanned) so then when he went to play Hanz and realized his anal beads chess computer wasn't working, he immediately forfeited again because he can't win without it... then Magnus AGAIN doubles down to avoid his own shame by blaming it on his opponent yet again.

"Master Shi-Fu", she's so funny and cute when saying this! The husband liked it! !!! 🥰🥰

2 videos in one day is amazing alot of us are stuck inside bc of this heat so glad got something to listen to this is why Stephanie is the queen

I like how it went straight to butt plug and not a device in a shoe or something.

The thumb line is literally killing me😭

You’re relationship is really quite beautiful 💖 you can really feel how much you adore each other, how you enjoy each other, how much you bounce off each other and how much you love each other and it makes your channel even more wonderful to watch ❤💙 literally relationship goals!! And it melts my heart 😊

Okay that title is something 😂😂😂

i know this is not the video im writing about but i have to talk about it. in one on your old videos you were talking about how your sister had to kill cockroaches in her first apartment back then and im also dealing with bug stuff right now in my first apartment and it may sound weird but i found it very comforting and it gives me power to fight back to bugs ㅠㅠ thank you

As someone who just started playing chess and is in love with it. I can’t believe I’ve been playing THE Magnus when playing the computer. I can actually die happy omfg.

In my experience, the thing about “hot girls have digestive issues“ is actually true. The most attractive woman I ever dated had IBS so severe that it was misdiagnosed as endometriosis for several years. My sister, who is also said to be good looking has IBS as well. Those are not by any means the only instances that I’ve seen, just the first two that come to mind.

2 videos? 😭💗 thank you. I hope you’re also taking care of yourself

“Like he’s about to stuff a squash, but instead of rice and minced meat filling” 🤣🤣🤣 ded this line delivery was so good

Omgomgomg FINALLY Steph is covering my favorite scandal!

Lol I just finished Rotten Mango's dark episode and this is the best pallet cleanser, I've been laughing so hard this whole episode.

the unexpected bts mentions in Stephanie’s videos make me happy, like my worlds are colliding 😂

"As he should"😅😂lmaooooo 🎎 . ❤ instead of Queens Gambit, its Kings 🤴 💩

That escalated quickly. Maybe that is why so many chess players look so anxious. They got beads up there 😆 MMB laughing always makes me happy. Best Panda laugh

Josh & Archie 100% got the biggest plug possible for comedic effect. It might have affected their final results but that is the exact behavior I expect of them lol.

10:42 *Gotta lube up for this…*

Only Stephanie can talk about chess so captivatingly. Especially about a match in which nothing happened for tens of minutes

Two video in one day!!! STEPHANIE is killin it!!! ❤❤

You could say he was bummed about being accused of cheating 😂😂 yet he couldn't be assed to put full focus into the games 😅😂

Bro, this title is absolutely nuts.

38:09 why does he look like dream..

Stephanie covering chess drama is something I did not know I needed in my life. I hope to see more of this in the future 🙏🏼

23:13 the 13 year old thing and this one i personally call bs because im pretty sure its physically impossible no matter how high your iq

“He’s a friend, and a confidante, and someone I fully trust.” …did you trust him to help you put the beads in?

I kinda want him to have won alone. Also it helps to humble world champions every now and then . It shows how butthurt he was

Oh brother, can’t believe she’d post this just before my 14 hour shift 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

35:20 addressing jose mourinho as "this man" is criminal 😭😭

The title made me gasp😭😭😭

This whole thing was a shitty situation

it's always sunny did an episode on this, it's called Frank vs Russia. I was so shocked to later find out it was based on a true event.

if you hear clapping in the chess hall, u know its not applause, its hans cheeks :D

*MOTHER & FATHER MANGO!!* 🩷🥭

wow, i only ever watch rotten mango videos but this one keeps on popping up and its so funny looking i just had to watch but omg yall are so funny together..!!! im so used to you being so much more serious and stuff, but this is oddly refreshing! i didnt realize how silly you were omg! this is hilarious!!!!

Omg?? A one hour video on the Stephanie Soo channel?????? Blessed !

Carlsen was just sore because Niemann broke his streak. He psyched himself out due to the weird way Niemann was acting, like he's not paying attention to the game looking everywhere but at the board. He was acting like a disrespectful 19yo teen. But grandmasters didn't need to look at the board when their thinking. He could be staring at the ceiling while thinking of his move. It's only disrespectful, not difficult. People in the chess world acted like it's impossible for Niemann to beat Carlsen with black. Carlsen may think he's God, but he isn't. *Stockfish is god,* and the only ones who even has a hope of matching Stockfish is Alphazero or Leela. And no, Leela isn't human either. What never gets said is that months after that Sinquefield Cup match, Carlsen lost again as white. And this time to Abdusattorov, in the Tata Steel Masters. Abdusattorov was 18. Couple of months later, Carlsen lost to Aronian as white in the Dubai GCL. This whole thing blew up because Carlsen was a sore loser that one time, and then Hikaru amplified it. Yeah, I blame Hikaru. I agree with Finegold. Online games are different from in person games. Lots of people cheat online, but it's really impossible to cheat in person. And you wouldn't need anal beads, because you don't have to strip naked in the inspection before getting into the playing room. You can just tape your cheating device to your back or your stomach. And the bigger surface area makes it easier to receive signals.

as a tournament level chess player i was so EXCITED TO SEE THIS IN MY FEED.

You should do a video about the drama between Christian Nodal and Angela Aguilar!!!! It's literally the biggest scandal in Mexico right now I think you'll really enjoy learning about it because it has so many juicy layers!!!

LMAO i didnt expect this from steph at all. this happened a while ago and caused the second "chess boom" (the first being The Queen's Gambit). it was so entertaining. as a chess player i can guarantee u the chess world is in no way dull. theres always drama every other day. chess history was also filled with tea. i love it

Ok as someone who worked in an "adult novelty" store. Plugs and beads are very different. Plugs give a more full feeling and are shaped for comfort and for prolonged wear-ablity. Plugs are also the go to for role play as you can get them with tails or bejeweled at the base (the part that is not inserted. Beads are usually in various sizing starting from bead #1 being the smallest and gradually getting bigger. You apparently don't get the same full feeling but it can be a more erotic and aroused feeling because a partner (or yourself) can gently tug on the handle. Both come in an assortment of materials. Most common are body safe silicone or metal.

Stephanie, please do a vid about Brave Girls and how a fan’s youtube video saved their group!

What in the world am i watching? 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭💩💩💩

Two videos in 1 day???😭😭thank you Stephanie you made my day

12:05 I’m like so happy Jin is back :)

I love the commitment of cheating on stuff like this instead of just getting better 😂😂😂

GIRL- I’m sorry but this must be the most unserious title ever help 😭😭😭

You and your hubby banter and comments/ reactions in between the story is so cute and hilarious.Y’all seem fun lowkey passionate dirty kinky! Badabing badaboom edamame 😂❤

That Hans guy during that Piers Morgan interview was peak Gen Z behavior BHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA. If he did cheat using that plug, well then, he must be trained at it or something bc how do you not squirm in your seat or not go red or not sweat. I mean I don't know okay, maybe it's possible but like. Also, if he never cheated then I feel bad for him for being interrogated like this and made fun of by everybody.

The fact that Stephanie describe JOSE MORINHO as a meme of just a man was hilarious 😅😅😅

"making pit stops to the shit stop.... In the bathroom" 😂😂😂

TWO IN ONE DAY!!

I’ve heard this story before, are you sure it wasn’t amber heards 💩hotel room?🤣🤔🧐👀🤭🤷🏼‍♀️

I've never laughed harder at one of your videos. You can sure tell a story. "Bada Bing Bada Beads!" "Release The Kraken!" I could hardly breathe😂😂😂🤪☠

If hot girls have stomach issues, I should be gorgeous and I am absolutely not