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Welcome to the Matrix, a prison for your mind or as they call it in Star Trek=The Cage The Cave The trial for sentience as Q from Star Trek The Next Generation would call it. There are millions & millions of red dress people=programs/people who act as human shields/prison walls this is what Morpheus meant. Good luck & I agree this sucks, try knowing this your entire life, imagine how nuts that would drive you. Born into a shitty Twilight Zone movie where everyone around you isn't thinking & if you question just wtf is going on why they can't think it's like staring into the abyss & those people either get a blank stare or start trying to attack you as if you are what's wrong. Also what DiCaprio meant in inception in that mirrors scene.

PLANdemic

Event 201, Timmy. From One ex long Islander to another, there's a lot more to this than you think. And I'm sure you're aware of tower 7 in regards to 911. I was in Manhattan, close to the towers on that fateful day. A 47 story skyscraper never hit by a plane collapsing at freefall speed into its own footprint. It's 2020, conspiracy theorist R conspiracy realists. If you'd like to take this discussion to the next level, I'm open.

By the way, Tim, it's clear that you are holding back on some of these conspiracies, props to you for being high profile and needing to balance what's being said. You're doing a phenomenal job. No joke. Big fan. You were great on the Whitney Cummings podcast the other day, I was never a fan of Whitney, though she seemed pretty cool when speaking with you.

Go watch Contagion on Netflix, Tim. That came out one week before this Coronavirus. I don't know one person that has this disease, yet I know several that had the flu a few months ago. Yet there are countless celebrities now that have it. Get the f*** out of here

"China is taking people and throwing them in a furnace" bahahhahah, come on man. This is guy's delivery is TOO good. "They gonna put the gun in your throat" 😂😂😂

Truth. I feel like im back ten years ago when i was watching Rogan and maron and comedy bang bang

he spits venom that is so measured. hes one of the good ones! 🍺✊😎

his Gary Vee bit was so good 🤣

@Chemical Shed The Wuhan God

Is there a tim dillon eddie bravo?

Oh dear God I want these podcasts on the radio.

That is a magnificent idea 👏🏻👏🏻

Tim Dillon needs to be a character in GTA6. Possibly the player character...

Lmao...I remember Opie& Anthony..days .. . Patrice Oneal. And Tim Dillion on the same dial would be legit I'm GTA dial

Lmao

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

Kris Pafford thanks bro! I’m on the road for my job all and I see you guys everywhere- you deserve thanks.

Thanks, man! Im repairing schools, its nice and quiet 😂

Kris Pafford same here! This guy somehow gives you some hope and it feels good to hear this guy on the road !

Kris Pafford thank you for your service !

Well I’m a lot lizard and I service the truckers. Show me some respect too!

Chris Hansen take a seat for me

Im still watching his episodes for the 3rd time

And better than a number of Netflix specials

Get on his patreon! Like for real, every Tuesday he puts out a bonus and once a month he does a super exclusive one for the 20$ tier where he goes Hard in the conspiracy paint!

It really is like comedy jazz

@Mike Lee ok wasp

Lmao

@Mike Lee Hahaha post that on /pol/

@Mike Lee haha! Built by wasps my arse

Hello Covid-19. Its me, Tim.

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i wish i had found it back then seriously

Man has a point Tim, -fingersnpenises

No

Can’t rant hard for an hour straight every other day, need that week to build up content/world news/ current events etc

@@BobbyBlancoGaming You're saying that someone who talks for a living can't produce 3 hours of captivating words per week? By my probably perfect calculations there are at least a billion hours in a week. Tim can pick anyone one of his favorite words and arrange them in a particular order so their harmonic vibrations illicit spasmadic convolutions in my diaphragm. Because isn't that what comedy is all about.

emf 1200 um yah but the rest of his rants and content go to patreon where people pay for him to go the extra mile. I just don’t see him doing that for RU-vid bro

Christian Slater you stink

Was a little sad to see Tim not wearing RL

King Zeros its still standing is the punchline

Nice

Still going hard 2 years later

@Joseph Price reconvene in a year

@Joseph Price You guys have any openings?

He's a nuanced guy and is well versed in history and politics.

I think he now is pretty famous. Hell get a Netflix special but he deserves his own show. By far my favorite personality on earth.

Hes too real for the masses lol

@@jasonkrapf Netflix deal ain’t looking too hot

Fuck Netflix, dude sells out shows all over the world!

Uh-huh! Im fixin’ up schools these days and its nice and quiet! My life is 95% unchanged.

@Chemical Shed first one ive ever paid for to hear the archives totally worth it.

Yasir Khalil , l figured he was! Cheers! 😊

Yasir Khalil for some reason these LA comedians keep right on having friends over doing pods. Tsk tsk tsk

100% Rogan

Synchronicities. Gnostism, self-improvement, transhumanism

Tim was just on Your Mom's House wasn't he?😆

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Walmart

lmao. Walmart door greeter

That intro, just a few seconds in, and I can see why. Fucking hilarious

It's the End Times and Tim is in ketosis and broadcasting for our sakes.

Sorry for your loss brother, 32 here. Hope you’re hanging in there.

I was wondering who bill was at first, and why his death hit you so hard 😂

On my son

Bill Hicks.. rest his soul. Tim is fucking great

Or perhaps it’s time for certain people to realize that they should have never been so reliant on the government to take care of them.

Timeless podcast lol

Totally agree. This pandemic would be too much to bare without a perfectly set stone from Jewels By Podcaster Tim Dillon! 😉 ✌🏻