Had a 1985 in dark blue. Great car. That was my first Grand Marquis. I've owned a 1989 Colony Park wagon, a 1991 LS, and my current one which I inherited from my late father, a 2005 Grand Marquis LS Premium with every option including a moonroof. Love these cars.
Don't get me wrong, but didn't they sell this Grand Marquis long ago? Why do we keep running this video? FYI, I like this style of Grand Marquis but I can't imagine that this car is still in Gateway's inventory.
Kent, this vehicle has found a new home, however many people love to watch our videos even going back in time. I appreciate your feedback, but yes, this one is no longer available for sale at Gateway Classic Cars.
A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.[Scoffs] You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?
