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Martin Lawrence Presents: 1st Amendment Stand Up - Ep 503, Hosted by Sheryl Underwood, this week features headliner Gary Owen and comedians Leon Rogers and Melanie Comarcho. Friday, September 17th at 11:00pm e/p on Starz. www.starz.com/1...

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@alyssacartonify
@alyssacartonify 6 лет назад
Im white and have been to a black church a few times and he definitely took the words right out of my mouth. Lol. So incredibly funny
@AdoreInVegas
@AdoreInVegas 10 лет назад
I never get tired of this. I crack up EVERY SINGLE TIME
@davidwitcher4032
@davidwitcher4032 7 лет назад
Yes, the first time I heard this was about 5 years ago and I revisit it. I was brought up Episcopalian, and I swear they bored me out of ever being religious again.
@Maribelher
@Maribelher 6 лет назад
AdoreInVegas me too! This is one of my favorite jokes.
@thirtysecondrest
@thirtysecondrest 6 лет назад
You can't catch it four times in a row she's faking
@jarrodheglar1666
@jarrodheglar1666 4 года назад
Me too. I'm a white guy but even my white church is the same way!🤣🤣
@herleyslife3465
@herleyslife3465 4 года назад
AdoreInVegas b
@essencefoster883
@essencefoster883 8 лет назад
'I hooty hoo for Jesus' 😂😂😂😂
@davidwitcher4032
@davidwitcher4032 7 лет назад
I want the bumper sticker
@cassandramartinez1031
@cassandramartinez1031 6 лет назад
Essence Foster 😂😂😂
@TaraLaBelle
@TaraLaBelle 12 лет назад
"You guys have a step team?!!?! The First Baptist Steppers!!?!?! C'MON IT'S 6 O'CLOCK! IM STARVING!!!" Lmaoooooooooo!! I was laughing so hard, I was literally in tears!
@tinatally3278
@tinatally3278 10 лет назад
"Zip it-FOCUS two more songs and we're outta here!" LMFAO
@cassandramartinez1031
@cassandramartinez1031 6 лет назад
Tina Tally 😂😂😂😂
@tharengore7215
@tharengore7215 4 года назад
Its true hahaha
@JurassicCock255
@JurassicCock255 6 лет назад
As a black man that grew up in a black church ...that now goes to a white church ...I agree 100%
@crisleroi299
@crisleroi299 9 лет назад
I love this. This is what every kid thinks in church.
@essencefoster883
@essencefoster883 8 лет назад
'You can't catch it 4 times in one day she's faking" 😂😂 Love this man
@farron9588
@farron9588 10 лет назад
This man cracks me the hell up every single time...no matter how many times I see him perform the same joke, his delivery is everything. LMAO
@leatherneck1061
@leatherneck1061 10 лет назад
"Can't catch it 4 times in one day, she's fakin!" Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha! Freakin hilarious!
@brandenross2821
@brandenross2821 9 лет назад
I bet everybody in church feel this way sometimes lmao
@elleross5939
@elleross5939 9 лет назад
This get me Every.Single.Time.!!!! Why?? b/c it's the whole Truth. There have been times when I walk out of a 10:45 service at 2:45. smh
@shondarby-mcconnell1502
@shondarby-mcconnell1502 5 лет назад
Thatz facts I went to church at 9 AM didnt get out till like 2:30 PM
@WedNesDay_Addamz87
@WedNesDay_Addamz87 6 лет назад
" Preach on it" 😂😂🤣😂😂 "Talk about it" 😂😂🤣😂😂💀
@Nspyrd
@Nspyrd 11 лет назад
This is one of my favorite performances of his... There is a difference between a non-Black that TRULY understands the culture and one that just has "black friends"... he obviously gets it - which makes this even more hilarious! Great job, dude
@samaalghali3142
@samaalghali3142 6 лет назад
Watching Aretha Franklin 12 hour funeral like "IT'S 7 OCLOCK I WANNA GO HOME!" 😂😂😂😂
@rdbull5890
@rdbull5890 6 лет назад
Aretha's funeral made me think of this clip too 😀
@TstormVA2012
@TstormVA2012 8 лет назад
The fix for that is to go to the 8 am service. They have to be out for 9:30 Sunday School.
@kelzgoncrazy
@kelzgoncrazy 8 лет назад
ive done this plenty of times.."not today preacher..i gotta a pool party lol"
@note2owns
@note2owns 7 лет назад
I went to a black church years ago with my church and it was definitely different. I will say black people definitely go all in when praising GOD.
@theatergurl21
@theatergurl21 10 лет назад
I NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS!!!!!!!! I laugh every single time!!!!!
@Lyssi721
@Lyssi721 12 лет назад
The 1st Baptist Steppers!!! LOL
@Lubbylove89
@Lubbylove89 13 лет назад
OMG why am I just now hearing this guy???! He is HYSTERICAL. I'm literally crying over here.
@SharonGreen227
@SharonGreen227 10 лет назад
It doesn't matter how many times I watch this...I still laugh like it's the first time. 2Funny
@essess5741
@essess5741 9 лет назад
Im in tears!!!! Truth is funny!
@FCEngine
@FCEngine 10 лет назад
HOOOOTY HOOOOOOOOOO!!!! hahaha I got everybody at my job saying that too. When my boss does he takes it to the next level
@missgyd11
@missgyd11 11 лет назад
It's 3 o'clock, I wanna go home! LMAO
@85MMM
@85MMM 7 лет назад
Ive been apart of both so I understand the joke....its so true and funny.
@Grespersrocks38
@Grespersrocks38 8 лет назад
Yo this had me in tears 4real...
@mattmcmullen1120
@mattmcmullen1120 10 лет назад
That's the 4th time she caught the holy ghost u cant catch it 4 times in one day. lol
@dunnsriver
@dunnsriver 11 лет назад
I have to laugh because this is show true. Try going to church in Jamaica where the service starts at 9am and ends at 6pm.
@antoniogourdine3399
@antoniogourdine3399 3 года назад
I did in Montego Bay!
@datbull74
@datbull74 8 лет назад
I have never laughed so hard. LOL
@antwantaylor1835
@antwantaylor1835 3 года назад
Gary Owen Has Me Drooling 😂 Seen In SDCA
@itsonlyNoemy
@itsonlyNoemy 5 лет назад
2:18 I swear this never gets old 😂😂
@keyenjas
@keyenjas 12 лет назад
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM CRYIN LAFFIN LOUD AS HELL, IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY
@iyamwhite3931
@iyamwhite3931 7 лет назад
God ,thank you for our good white brother's who love us!!
@samella35
@samella35 9 лет назад
Tears. Lol. Lol. Tears. Sharing.
@SukhberS
@SukhberS 13 лет назад
If this video had gone on longer, I might have just started crying from laughter.
@msladystarr
@msladystarr 7 лет назад
I screamed so hard 😩😩😩😂😂😂
@Bidwellz9
@Bidwellz9 6 лет назад
i can agree....i was a 5 days a week kid, black church doesnt start till 10 or 11 and it doesnt end til 2pm. and if you were in sunday school you were there at 9
@nfelder29
@nfelder29 13 лет назад
Gary is funny... I loved him from the beginning... His jokes are new, refreshing, and hilarious. Luv it!!!
@TheJazzybear19
@TheJazzybear19 12 лет назад
Omg I lost it especially when he went fr 1:30 to 3:00 to 6:00 o'clock omgoodness lol:)
@kdigga1977
@kdigga1977 11 лет назад
I've been watching this since yesterday & each time I'm in tears & losing my breath! Hilarious!!!
@caskncream
@caskncream 13 лет назад
I SHED TEARS!!! That was the funniest ish ever! I can watch that over and over again.
@OTKP
@OTKP 13 лет назад
Gary Owens is a BEAST! he always destroys the stage when he does this show
@kbarkus
@kbarkus 12 лет назад
"I'm not another offering, i'm NOT!!!!!" LMAO Too many times as a kid I had to here my mama say she ain't have no money cause she put it all in the plate... Gary Owens nailed it!!!!!!
@ttime411bmw
@ttime411bmw 11 лет назад
While this is all true I'm baptist born and raised sun up to sun down some Sundays, yes some people and churches(not only black ones) abuse people's time God blessed you every morning waking up if you can't take a day out of the week he gave you that says a lot about how much you appreciate our God, Food for thought show God you Love him.
@blaquejaxx
@blaquejaxx 12 лет назад
LOL! This rings so true for me right now. I was in church from 11:30 am to 5 pm today. Smh. "I'm starving! I didn't eat breakfast!" Waaaaaaaaay too long.
@TylerDawnRosenquist
@TylerDawnRosenquist 10 лет назад
best comedy routine EVER
@AshleyBellaDonna91
@AshleyBellaDonna91 14 лет назад
This is sooooo true...especially when ur a kid...i used to get to church @ 7:30 or 8 and we wouldnt leave until 1:30 or 2...it was soo long!
@MyName83www
@MyName83www 12 лет назад
This may be the best joke I heard in a while
@JadabellaLove
@JadabellaLove 13 лет назад
OMG This Guy is the fucking funniest! I was watching this at work and someone came up to me saying are you ok why are you crying! lmao
@threeteeflee
@threeteeflee 5 лет назад
I've seen this bit at least 10 times and its still as funny as when I heard it the first time.
@noworriesmorganmorgan303
@noworriesmorganmorgan303 5 лет назад
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 🗣 I WANNA GO HOME!!! 💀💀💀
@QuentinSharoneCarson
@QuentinSharoneCarson 11 лет назад
LOVE THIS GUY!!! Saw him in Orlando, great talent!!!
@BEaUtifully786
@BEaUtifully786 13 лет назад
Crying laughing! So true though!
@MrJerseykid90
@MrJerseykid90 13 лет назад
Funniest set of the entire season, had me cryin the first time I saw it.
@mizzdesirale83
@mizzdesirale83 13 лет назад
oh man my cheeks hurt from laughing too much. gotta love gary owen man
@SweetasHoneee
@SweetasHoneee 14 лет назад
Love him! He performed at our school back 97 or 98. I thought I was going to pee in my pants! Lmao!! Funny dude!
@UKLeonie
@UKLeonie 11 лет назад
My throat is crapping due to the laughter, this sooooooooooo reminds me when I take my friends to church who don't attend a predominate 'black church'.
@haleykinz99
@haleykinz99 12 лет назад
MY TEACHER showed this to us in L.A & It was so greakin hilarious!
@clgnemesis
@clgnemesis 13 лет назад
Good clean humor that everyone can enjoy. All of the really funny comedians don't have to sound like they licked out a garbage can to be funny. No profanity and still funny is my kind of comedy! Great job this was hilarious and sooooooooo true I am embarrassed to admit! LOL
@lisaann7451
@lisaann7451 14 лет назад
this is clearer on my comptuer then my tv
@quietlady44
@quietlady44 13 лет назад
This is a talent show! LOL!!!!
@a-rockmonster4415
@a-rockmonster4415 5 лет назад
This guy will end racism
@jackelindeleonvlogs7104
@jackelindeleonvlogs7104 6 лет назад
Excellent job awesome
@Robin86
@Robin86 13 лет назад
This is that kinda funny where even if your not watching it and you think about you start randomly laughing in public!
@paigewashington6018
@paigewashington6018 6 лет назад
Robin Norman especially if your in service lol
@Cedarius1020
@Cedarius1020 13 лет назад
first baptist steppers #talent show holy ghost four times
@keenakang
@keenakang 12 лет назад
"You guys got a step team!"
@lovemelotzandlotz
@lovemelotzandlotz 12 лет назад
LOL!!! omgee. ugh best church stand up comedy ever!!!
@10dezzipoo
@10dezzipoo 11 лет назад
A poet a freakin poet this a talent show lol too funny
@larondapaden7589
@larondapaden7589 10 лет назад
Love this guy
@Lala1167
@Lala1167 14 лет назад
This was pure perfection!!!
@MsDziko
@MsDziko 13 лет назад
This is the first time I have heard him...Thank you Tom Joyner!!!!! I'm not paying another offering! This is 3rd time, I'm not doing it!!!!
@angelvalintino4595
@angelvalintino4595 6 лет назад
I love the church joke it gets me every time
@Troublesome2008
@Troublesome2008 11 лет назад
I show God my love every day, by living a good and decent life. I don't think I have to show my face in church every Sunday, to show my appreciation.
@CounselorMila
@CounselorMila 12 лет назад
That's is my favorite Gary Owens standup!!! Use to be on BET ComicView!!!!
@CecesDoneIt
@CecesDoneIt 10 лет назад
OMG this is so hilarious!
@Exquisitely-A
@Exquisitely-A 12 лет назад
he's awesome!
@missbliss4life
@missbliss4life 13 лет назад
he is hilarious,,,always liked him. Funny
@jmbw03
@jmbw03 14 лет назад
TOOOOOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
@OooLaLaCarmen
@OooLaLaCarmen 13 лет назад
I'm not paying another offering. I'm not. That's the third time. I'm not paying anymore. LMFAO!!!!
@Ggarcon007
@Ggarcon007 12 лет назад
I LOVE this guy lolol
@christrack24
@christrack24 13 лет назад
lol I love this guy. it is so true.
@chatterboxluv
@chatterboxluv 13 лет назад
oh my god if that would hav been any longer i would have pee'd on myself that was hilarious ima rememba dis 4 eva omg luv u gary !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@cahunt70
@cahunt70 13 лет назад
This was soooo funny. I am SO proud that I attend a real BLACK CHURCH...we stay in long and there are days when I say...I want to go home and other times, I want to stay because the presents of the Lord is in the building! Southern Black Churches Rock....COGIC
@MsNetreia
@MsNetreia 13 лет назад
"Two more songs & we are out of here"- LOL!
@rickmcdowell397
@rickmcdowell397 9 лет назад
Crazy funny!
@BearBoulder
@BearBoulder 12 лет назад
IT'S 1:30 AND I'M READY TO GO HOME!!!!!
@Quan1028
@Quan1028 13 лет назад
Im literally crying over here lol
@anthonybryant4944
@anthonybryant4944 10 лет назад
Zip it, focus two more songs we're outta here!
@Zone15Media
@Zone15Media 6 лет назад
Who is the 125 people that disliked this?
@starhunter9085
@starhunter9085 5 лет назад
**are*
@mwesh
@mwesh 11 лет назад
I love it!!
@14dhawk
@14dhawk 13 лет назад
Extremely funny!
@IStayCheesin
@IStayCheesin 13 лет назад
ROFLOL!!!!! This literally had my crying, forreal!!
@BriBThizzin
@BriBThizzin 13 лет назад
im dying ova here that was funny as hell yo AND TRUE!!!!
@ddgandme
@ddgandme 13 лет назад
Omg. I love him! Tooo funny ...cute too.
@sambloodgood1298
@sambloodgood1298 2 года назад
Love him ❤️
@10dezzipoo
@10dezzipoo 11 лет назад
Preach on it... Are you wit him?? Lol he too funny
@sexcgal06
@sexcgal06 11 лет назад
everytime i watch this it's like i'm seeing it for the first time. It's hilarious lol.
@asanyika1
@asanyika1 13 лет назад
I'm in tears laughing . . . this guy is sooooooooooo damn funny!!!
@RoyalSyd18
@RoyalSyd18 13 лет назад
"ITS 6 O'CLOCK!!!!!! I'M FREAKING STARVING!!!!!"
@kmcl11
@kmcl11 13 лет назад
everything he says is the truth....its a damn talent show.
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