Quick, lets watch before it gets removed Honestly after the poll i expected something like football/baseball collection examination, but no, he actuall did it.
I've had this real operation.... twice. I was 14 and they shaved off my pubes and no one told me! I was mortified. Oh, and walking after that shit was the worst pain I've ever had. I got halfway across the room and burst into tears.
This is one of the best doctor appointments I've ever had, coming at a moment when I need reassurance. I feel well-informed, listened to, and professionally cared for by these characters. What excellent bedside manner!
I think we're starting to find it difficult to say how good you're. I've no word, you're so classy but at the same time full of humour. Professional and creative ! Omg River you rock !
I feel like any day now, we’re all going to be watching some big name movie, and River is going to come across the screen. Life will never be the same once the rest of the world gets hold of him.
I'm almost offended that you don't have more subs because you are ridiculously good at making your characters believable and transporting the viewer into your world just happens so fluidly.
River, I must say, you're dashingly handsome as a man, and an absolute smoldering knockout as a woman! Your makeup is so flattering & on point, and those eyes! Gorgeous. And how you voiced your female character was so soothing that I started falling out right around 18:00! Just lovely, thank you!
Me when I see the title: It's probably just some silly clickbait. He's going to look at the balls of my feet or some ball joints or something. Me a few seconds in: O__o
There is no ASMR video that can beat this one. Just **chefs kiss** perfection. The perfect balance of masculine and feminine. And who doesn’t love balls?
I like the medical videos. I always come back to the brisk physical one you did a while back. It's hard to find asmr that isn't whispered, so I appreciate the varying vocal tones and talking speeds that you use. You have a lot of different styles, so there's something for everyone.
Of course I had to watch - even though I voted for the scalp exam💆♀️. Should’ve known only River could keep this classy....”🧴plenty of time for that to settle down🧴“
melissa lester I thought it was gonna be like that one guy who makes videos that say things like “relaxing breast massage” and he is massaging chicken breasts
Oh River………. We do miss you so. We know you owe us absolutely nothing, and we are extremely grateful for the asmr content you put out…….. But we so miss Meridians, or a leg massage, or a suit fitting, or a selection of perfume…….. Please, please come back soon! Xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Its actually fairly easy to get your own, all you need to do is grab a knife or some fairly large scissors, after that locate the nearest male and knock them unconscious, and of course you have to tie them up, after that is done you have to delicately cut off their balls and tape them to yourself using tape or preferably flex tape
This is a first in the Asmr world, testicles inspection. You are brilliant. I just can't believe how professional you are! You transformed something so tabu in such a masterpiece. Bravo! Top notch!
This is the closest thing to an Easter egg hunt I’ve seen today. But anyway, jokes aside, this isn’t a role play I anticipated but it was awkwardly relaxing. Maybe I need surgery.
Oh yes, good point! That does sometimes pull me out. Even in movies when someone's on the phone and repeats every question. That can irritate me. And obviously narrative-wise River shows there's no need to repeat everything.
River...what and who is he??? I just stumbled onto this, I've just been watching the videos about Harry and Meghan ...is he famous, is he an actor, I've never seen anything like him!!! Is he really famous already? Such a genius mind and a voice like no other!!! AMAZING talent !
Well, we voted for it. The river deliver, so to speak. I love the way you push boundaries, while still staying gracious and managing to give a woman ball-tingles 😂
I opened this video and spent a good minute trying to figure out which female ASMRist he was collaborating with and why she wasn't credited, all before remembering River is a chameleon of sex appeal.
Okay I'll admit, I didn't think you included that option seriously. And yet here we are. My sincerest apologies River, I should never have underestimated you! Time to fall asleep thinking about my imaginary balls being fondled.
this video is fantastically well-researched, prepared, scripted, and performed. 40 minutes of material with 18 sections. never a dull moment. you're so articulate and weirdly professional i feel like my balls are actually being inspected. fantastic. this is amazing.
The madlad did it! Though I suspect River definitely knew that “Balls” would get the most votes in the poll implying that that was the idea that River wanted to go with the whole time. 4D soft spoken chess
That moment when you don't have balls but you would literally watch anything to support River because their (sorry, I can't remember their pronouns and dont want to misgender) content is so good and they are an amazing ASMRtist. But good to know my balls are in good hands 😂
Thank you so much for helping to demystify and normalize this sensitive and very serious topic! I lost a friend to testicular cancer, so this video was especially poignant to me.
"In Magna Pericula, Tasta Testicula" (Latin quote i couldn't help writing in the comment) Anyway, River's ability to make an excellent roleplay about everything is incredible, and i love it! It is so nice to study listening to River's asmr(s). Keep it up!
