Shoe Fitting for a Gentleman 👞 Meridians ASMR 

Wow this popped into my feed in 2024 and I’m blown away seeing River like this! ❤️❤️

I rather like this version of River!

I beg your finest pardon! You are quite a handsome man, River! You look like Jude Law's cousin. Yes, sir. RU-vid just randomly recommended your old videos. 😂

River is stunningly beautiful!

This is the River I started following!! What a fabulous metamorphosis, the butterfly is magnificent!

WOW..can’t believe the voice.

Jude Law's softer cousin, Jude Anarchy

"And how are you feeling today" Me:I want to die "Likewise"

you hear that guys? a gentleman of MY caliber and standing

This dude could easily talk me into anything

Fabulous, River!

Your voice is like fine marble.

If you're not a professional actor then you should be.

River: Strong tendons Me: *feels proud of myself for some reason*

This dudes voice is like hearing velvet.

Damn, I ain't even gay but "and what do you like for breakfast" got me good

i crack up a bit each time he says "especially a gentleman of your caliber standing" yep, i'm a half naked, pot smoking, bum.

TY for this archival material. ❤

Me, a female: "I AM A GENTLEMAN OF CALIBRE AND STANDING"

I’m not particularly attracted to men, but I can definitely tell when a man is attractive and you sir are one attractive man

You look like a high elf from Skyrim.

Sometimes the simple english language spoken with the right amount of british accent is really asmr inducing. Bravo.

Wow can’t believe this video is over 4 years old. Definitely a classic love your videos

He pulled out the stripper heels and I died laughing

Charisma level is over the charts amazing. Also the accent is soooo nice

This right here, is high quality acting, im def not exaggerating when i say this was the best acting i ever seen on a ASMR video, very well spoken, perfect choice of tone and words, everything perfectly packed and delivered

Wow can't believe the algorithm just recommend this in 2023. Fab blast from the past!

Not a single cut. Brilliant. Beyond just enjoying the video, I'm blown away by this performance. 16 minutes uncut, and I was transported. Thank you. Keep up the amazing work. Made my night.

“and what would you like for breakfast” i’m in love with you already

River you are gorgeous

When you a librarian, but the shoe game is life!

I wish people were truly as intelligent and charismatic in person as this here character.

You're the yin to FredsVoice's "Rude English Gentleman" character's yang

That jawline can cut my heart in two, sweet Jesus

RIVER, my darling fruit. ♥️ to you Louise Australia xxx

If Jude Law and Lucius Malfoy had a baby, it would be you.

I can’t express how professional and high quality this ASMR is. Instantly subscribed.

Love his sense of humor. He is crazy cute!

If this dude decided to become an actor, he'd have a major role in some film or TV show in about 15 minutes.

This end conversation was the sweetest thing I heard in a long time. How could you stay so calm, I almost had a heat stroke

Omg he is so handsome plus he's sweet British accent is going to melt my computer.

“And what do you like for breakfast” had me. LMAO.

Well, this took an unexpected turn! LOL! Well done.

"Whether they're on the ground, or back over your head..." Love it. Dress for the job you want, right?

Within the first 2 seconds, i just knew...this asmr video was gonna be good

"Thalmor elves aren't real they can't hurt you" Thalmor elves:

15:57 - Customer - "I'm a married man. Is that okay? River - "No, that's not a problem."

What an ethereal, graceful human being! Like a modern lotr elf xD

Damn, I got a date AND a promise of a good night within the last 15 seconds?! INCREDIBLE

You could cut diamonds with that jawline

‘Quintessence of a gentleman’ is such a deliciously evocative phrase. I love not only your delivery but your use of language in this. A real pleasure to listen and re-listen to.

The secret love child of Jude Law and Tilda Swinton, and he happens to be dynamite at ASMR roleplays. Excellent work and subcribed.

this video made me gay

“How absolutely dashing,” I think as I get fitted for goddamn shoes.

This is AMAZING. You're hilarious!!

This is perhaps the most charming asmr video I've ever seen

I guess you could perform a great Harry Potter villain. Some Malfoy's relative, perhaps.

I absolutely adore the way you talk and choose your words, it’s so mesmerising yet so relaxing at the same time! Also, your accent is a godsend

Is River Jude Law's little brother?

unfortunately im a straight 16 year old girl, however I’ve never so desperately wanted to be a dapper gay man more than I do right now

I feel like John Wick.

This is the pinnacle of youtube algorithm recommendations, everything I like all somehow ended up in one video lol!

People: "What's your biggest quality?" Me: "Strong tendons"

Arranging a first date while at work and asking what he likes for breakfast is honestly so iconic

Just stumbled upon this. WHO IS THIS ETHEREAL BEING!?

Solid actor right there.

River: I don't recommend wearing them on a day when you know there's gonna be rain British client:

Elves aren't rea--... *Watches this video*

You my good sir, have to the two things every gentelmen needs. Class, and a tape measurer. Truly you are living the high life my friend.

This has to be the best acted ASMR video I've ever seen, and I saw lots of them. Really well done sir!

*video starts* “Hello sir.” Me: “HOT DAMN THAT JAWLINE THO!!!”

I really like this kind of asmr where it's a bit on the loud side of asmr

Do you get to the cloud district often??

Coming into this vid totally blind, i was really getting into the whole situation and then, when you whipped out The Red heels.... lol after looking at your channel it all made sense. Great video. Thank you.

“I know you wanted something for the weekend” “And what do you like for breakfast?” Haha, brilliant! Loved the video and subscribed in seconds. Thanks :)

Lmao "and what do you like for breakfast?" Making the moves! Really funny 😂

You remind me of some character out of the Elder Scrolls games

7:49 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"How do you do?" Depressed and dealing with self-deprecation. - "Likewise. Welcome to Meridian's." Sounds like the place for me.

now I'm not gay but only a idiot would not realize that this is one damper looking man

THIS IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR AHHHH!!! The accent, the voice, the atmosphere, everything is perfect!! It seems like god was listening

Can't help but laugh when he says "Gentlemen of your caliber and standing" xD

Well done, sir. Incredibly well done.🥰

Totally agree with Nyla. You remind me very much of Jude Law. Can I also say Thank you for your dedication. Every day I get a notification you have uploaded and it’s always something new a different. So thank you xx

Could you make one with clothes or accessories?! This was great!

When Jude Law isn’t making movies, he’s busy creating ASMR

What an elegant looking man.. Woah 😍

Best plot twist I've ever seen

Actually really like non-whispered ASMR

Very good. I'm so bored of ASMR that's just whispering. That's not ASMR. Really effective ASMR is the natural voice speaking at a normal level.

Hahaha lots of guys are like “Im not gay, but he is very handsome” Well i for one am as gay as they come, and my body is ready.

I feel like a million quid. Thankyou so much!

Unscripted improv - brilliant! I like the volume level of your voice. Whispering ASMR videos seem to be getting more extreme, so barely audible that, for me, they're annoying. Thank you for your unique style, welcome alternative from predictable and formulaic ASMR vids. (Love the delicioius pencil scratching, too.)

He looks like Prince Charming from Shrek

You’d give good golf commentary

Can u do a butler one bro. U got the perfect voice and demeanor for it.

"wether their on the ground or in the back of your head they're gonna stay on" that has to be a sex joke

This guy really has some insane acting skills. He must be an actor of some kind.

“And what do you like for breakfast” was a hilarious end to a great video. Hope to see more of these!