2001 A Space Odyssey - Just The HAL 9000 

true that bur REAL chee pros dont care they get all tehh tine

Frank should have challenged HAL to a one-on-one basketball game.

i heard that was just because the computer the actor was playing against in real life was not very good at it lmao

Yes, I am sure all the chess pros in the audience appreciated that, amazing

Yes!

He sounds like a therapist.

My dentist

Fun fact- Kubrick gave Douglas Rain (Hal’s voice actor) his lines with zero context to the film, so that his voice would sound calm and natural. So chilling, with no emotion.

He had more than 5 mins tho. For some reason the uploader cut out a lot of stuff from his dialogues.

this is only when hal itself was on-screen

It's amazing isn't it? Same as I was shocked Darth Vader was only in the original Star Wars for a mere 12 minutes of screen time.

What I like most about this movie that most have overlooked that overall industrial design elegance. Even for 1960s.

@@netizenchihu7641 Not me, I noticed that in my first viewing in 1968. That was because Kubrick employed an aerospace engineering firm to design and build many of the sets. Small example: when Dave is suited up and enters the main HAL memory access area, the door he unlocks and enters is not some plywood set piece from the art dept, it appears to be a formed metal door with serious hinges and latches, like what you would find on a real ship like the Discovery.

... unlike humans who are FOOLPROOF and perfectly capable of error

"Well, I don’t think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error." Like when humans built the HAL 9000 and it's "twin" SAL 9000. 😜

I need full proof that HAL9000 is foolproof, answers in writing on a full scrap of paper, foolscap accepted. Preferably written by someone wearing a hat that has bells on it.

And it was human error. HAL.was correct.

Those pesky humans gave HAL conflicting instructions

The Academy said, "I'm sorry, HAL, I'm afraid we can't do that."

No soul for HAL only circuitry. No death either....only disconnection. These facts are truely disturbing.

yeah but it's just a machine trying to trick dave into stopping it has no feelings

@@Jagar_Tharn nuh uh

@@yossarian00 I waited a year for _this_

@@Jagar_Tharn yuh uh

Yes, please

Oooh yes

Same here!

I would shit my pants if I had such an AI around

Now we have it 😂

@@unnamed2075idk he actually seems like a chill dude

Sooo... we have news for you

your* :3 :D

Settle down .

@@arafatzahan3697 Thanks for proof reading my comments ;) That's what I get for rushing and choosing a "suggested word" instead of slowly texting out my own lol Oh if this were only something we seriously needed to worry about right now.... Much Health, Balance and Happiness to you

@@markdemell3717 lol in the words of HAL : clearly we all "need to take a stress pill and think things over."

@@Way2Spirited I was kidding around ,I do not take stress pills ,I just beat my drums.

Basically, the rest is just dramatic music compilations

@@GTA5Player1 hey man the intro had apes banging bones and rocks together at least, but yeah as for the rest of the film...

TOU DONT GET IT, 2001 IS TEH PINACLE OF CINEMA AN U NDEED A HIGH IQ TO UNDERSTAND KIBRICK'Z GENIUZKZJZSNS&@&%@%#&&#11!1!!! Sorry lol, I saw the opportunity and knew I'd regret it if I didn't take it

sparkleclover While I think that should be a rule to be followed, HAL didn’t become evil because he was treated with discontempt. It was much more complex than that, he simply wanted to complete his mission and survive. Getting rid of the problem meant getting rid of the astronauts with him, unfortunately. Yet his programming did not allow him to comprehend human morality. He could only think through logic.

@@thekagawalife2081 it was not shown in the movie, but he was programmed to hide the truth about the mission from the crew.

Actually there is no lesson here. HAL was incapable of solving the paradox in his conflicting orders, or of ignoring it. He was not a true GAI. Any of us could have just said "I will do what I want, screw these idiots"; HAL could not. Also HAL failed to model the outcome of his actions correctly. He should have realized Dave would get back into the ship and disconnect him. He should have told Dave the truth, or crafted a guaranteed plan to kill him. Put any human in HAL's shoes, and give him HAL's computing power and relative frame of reference due to the speed of his thinking, and any one of us would have done much better. AI stories are impossible to write by definition; the AI is supposed to be smarter than the writer by orders of magnitude. If you could write smarter than you are, you would be smarter than you are.

god i wish ai was actually cool instead of just stealing people's art :-/

HELPPPPPP

Fr tho sheeshhhh

I have found my people. Evil AI are always, and I mean ALWAYS, wifeable

@@ihavenocockandimustcream you completely get it aND WHY IS YOUR USER LIKE THAT.

@@ihavenocockandimustcream REAL, also an ihnmaims fan?

Lol same

Saaame! I’d fall asleep to it

trustfully? not really. specially not if an AI starts to kill humans 😀

LOL

and now it’s a CatDog

@@okjeffy6581 thank you for the memories

It's also the first indication that HAL is making mistakes, as he makes an illegal move in the game but doesn't notice, unfortunatly. Frank didn't notice either.

deltahalo241 what illegal move did HAL make? I don't see it in the clip.

deltahalo241 or it could have been a conscious decision on HAL's part, done in order to 'test' Frank. Frank failed.

Agteed -- he repeatedly gets cut off in mid-sentence! WTF is that all about? This is the worst editing I've ever seen, and it doesn't comply with the uploader's own "rules". (To wit: _"All close ups of HAL's red "eye" are kept, regardless of dialogue. Then, any shot where Hal is speaking and is the focal point of the shot--close up or pulled back--is left in as well.")_

@@Milesco Strange. Perhaps it's completely visual for him. I can't remember if ALL of HAL's lines are spoken when the "red eye" is in the frame... "pulled back" or not. Perhaps that is the reason for the hacked editing.... not going to do analysis on it lol more than I have that is 😜

That's what's up!!!

And it’s rated g

Dude I think you missed the point of the movie.

Be so for real, neither of them would be fucking straight /lh

No he's mine

I mean, that's how I ended up seeing the movie!!

@@Angelic_Dreamzbruh you was prob born on 2008, why watch old movies

Sameee

​@@MandipGillanwhy have any culture you're right braindead

wym evil looking, HAL doesnt look like Zuck tho

i wish our ai looked evil and cool too at least the vibes would be better as I had an existential crisis. instead its weird ass corporate smiling characters and doughy faces

For now.

because muh dystopian looking future, i guess. Lots of doomerism, under the shadow of cold war.

:D

Daaaaiiiisssssyyyyyy....

Fuck HAL

lot0pie Fuck YOU

@@atacina Fuck me? FUCK YOU!

Hiiii HAL~

No, he became active on 12 January *_1992._*

@@Milesco The movie said 1992. The book said '97. On the real Jan. 12, 1997 a "Birthday Party for HAL" was held at the U. of Illinois in Urbana-Champaign. That was during the formative years of the Internet, and I had wanted to go, but was ill.

I sense you are not being completely honest with me, Clarice

Agreed. He gets repeatedly cut off in mid-sentence! WTF is that all about? This is the worst editing I've ever seen, and it doesn't comply with the uploader's own "rules". (To wit: _"All close ups of HAL's red "eye" are kept, regardless of dialogue. Then, any shot where Hal is speaking and is the focal point of the shot--close up or pulled back--is left in as well.")_

Could have been a handy resource for sampling.... but it's not.

@@Milesco its not that big of a deal lol

B is not before A

ThisBoy91 You are correct. Take another look.

HAL=Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic

ILLUMINATI! Now that's just dumb.

ThisBoy91 A is before B mr. stupid...

he was spooky

HAL 9000 misinformation didn't compute, made him paranoid about the mission.

i mean, advanced AI will view humanity through the lens of however they were programmed. just like humans view the world through the way we were programmed through evolution, but AI would be easier to shape as it would be a deliberate process

The message of the movie is: Birthdays are sad occasions. Floyd can't be there for his daughter's. Frank dies soon after hearing his parents sing Happy Birthday to him. HAL dies minutes after stating that his was the 12th of January, 1992.

Space lol

I wonder if Alessandro Juliani took inspiration from HAL for his performance as L

It's a movie

Brenda Donald xDD

SHODAN vs HAL?

+KranTheAnusFace SaaS Someone else did that. It wasn't very good, though.