2006 Jeep Commander: Regular Car Reviews 

This. We've peaked.

Ha. I was in the middle of typing "4:59 Grrr SQUARE, like my jaw and my haircut" when I saw your comment. Nice.

Make like a tree, and get out of here!!

High and tight

😂😂😂😂😂😂 yoooo

Make this the top comment. It's too accurate.

had a friend with 7 of those and he drove one of these. no bs.

And attempted suicides

@@tarungonneea4614 The official car of kitchen ceiling holes from negligent discharges, and failed suicides.

@Punisher sure it is

underrated, but could easily be substituted for a grand cherokee today

Right? If the rank of Corporal was a vehicle...

Echo Delta Enlisted, yes. Officers’ wives are in Sequoias for some reason.

The dependapotamos mobile

Ok Ms Private Karene

"I almost joined the military but I would've punched the drill instructor in the face if he yelled at me"

@@fakename287 Well, that's my Uncle and that happened in the 70s so...a Chevy Luv?

@@fakename287 you get used to the yelling, them being nice if you did something right messes with you...

The Pennsylvania Tuxedo!

Piece of shit lol

Sadly I think you can actually get something like that. God help the Republic.

I think more along the lines of a 2006 Dodge Ram with tow mirrors sticking out with your statement.

My brother in law had one of these and you pretty much just described him.

That's the only reason I knew this thing existed haha!

@@TheTrafficTech same!

The name is ASAC SCHRADER, GO FUCK YOURSELF

Exactly what I thought. And everything he said was a good descriptor for Hank.

@@yeshwantdasari2075 (Sound of five high-velocity rounds hitting Schrader in the head and torso.)

Also meant it was made by the lowest bidder

@@9inchpp Damn, you beat me to it! GG

russetwolf13 sold to the lowest bidder.

zanza kuro you win the race. Lmao

It breaks when we expect it to.

I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

Lmao Randy Marsh

Funniest comment yet!

I'll fuck up a whole team of little league kids what's up?!?

"You're the best arround.." Sounds in the radio in a continuous loop

@Punisher uh, congrats

Ugh. Yep! Thats how you know they are an idiot.

"What is your experience with foreign languages?" "MOLON LABE"

That's just Jeep in general. They're all fucking retarded wannabe hardasses.

Literally just passed a Jeep Wrangler with a thin blue line punisher skull on the side window 😂

Damn!! Nice

🤣🤣🤣

MRESteve at a restaurant, complimenting the food: "That's totally edible!"

Our boy Steve definitely drives an old Toyota truck

Find you a girl that looks at you like Steve looks at a packet of coffee instant.

That joke was top-tier, but I’m not gonna lie man, those lemon poppy cakes are worth their weight in gold

Let's put that comment on a tray!, nice!

To be fair you can actually be disqualified from a bullshit medical condition

"Haha yeah man I'd sign up, but I'm afraid I'd just deck the drill instructor when he yelled at me" *proceeds to get henpecked by his fat wife"

I only got really pissed at my drill sergeant a couple times. Someone who would physically lash out sounds like a sissy to me.

Deimos Underrated comment. 👍🏾

You mean bone spurs? Oh wait...

Christopher Brummet this joke cured my depression

@Punisher well then, you don't have a 2006 Jeep Commander, do ya?

Me too. I lost it!!

Scrolled and read and heard this joke all at the same time

*whose

ms_enj, hahahahahahahaha

what car does he drive?

Eurotrash RC the Jeep commander...

That's Gold !!! Thanks !!

He's the Jeeeep guuuuuuy....duh. (beat drop)

Not without a dent. No dent, no PT Cruiser, no exceptions/if, ands or buts.

Nice tie-in to the "Commander Riker" comment..... or was it?

@@joebeastyg5686 Naaa man. That's Mr Regular level mind bending. Not there yet.

Id rather walk... backwards... on fire.. in hell.. naked.. than drive this OR the Pt Loser.

I had a choice between one of these and a Grand Cherokee once at a rental car counter. Chose the Cherokee. Liked the look better.

Those fudds almost make me want a .460 Rowland.

CARAMELH0H0B0Y why not get a .500 S&W ?

@@vinnydaq13 Arthritis

@@Big-Monkey-Man Nuff said.

A very specific reference, one that genuinely had me laughing😂

What kind of Jeep does an M-14 owner have?

@@MrJohndoakes Probably a Willys

He? Every single one of these I've ever seen was a Karen xD

@@MrJohndoakes A 90s wranger he put a Willys sticker on.

Yeeeeeppppp, that's the Infernus for me

Absolute GTA 4 sultan RS moment

Pheonix

@@raptorjeezus2607 sultan rs only spawns in one place, so not really haha

The game is designed so that happens. It’s so if you crash the car you can find anther one quickly.

To this day, I still do not understand what a registrar was or what they did or did not do. I passed through there many times, and I believe I have permanent brain damage where each of those memories should be stored. It was like walking into a giant microwave aimed at my brain.

We're looking at one to possibly buy, and it looks like a great deal. We do a lot of work on our land, but neither of us were in the military or eat MREs. This video review is immature and stupid.

@@AmusedChild You.... you may be happier if you don't watch anything else from this channel.

Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂 this guy's a dick!!! I still love my 2008 Commander... Tough Guy!💪

I have an 06 base model commander and I must say it’s the best vehicle I’ve ever had. I’ve had it for a little over 3 years now. It’s incredible in the snow. Never had a problem. Also I’m nowhere close to the type of person they describe in this video. Lol

I was looking for a beater SUV in 2019. I considered the commander. The general consensus at the time is they are typical for Jeep at the time. Reliability is some of the lowest in the industry, but industry average in the early 2000s is way better than past decades. If you find a well kept commander, could be a great deal. Their resale is terrible so market price might be a steal. Im a Toyota fanboy but I won't pretend a 4runner or land cruiser with twice the milage is a better value at twice the price...

A latino girl did that at my local Planet Fitness and she stair stepped the entire time I was working out. Her thighs were massive and I'll always be in love with her.

@@killerMILLER117 Always wanted some nice thighs... ugh, the only thighs I get are chicken thighs.

Jake Noble Do you see what happens Larry?!

You want a toe? I'll getcha a toe. With nail polish. Fuckin amateurs.

The official car of *not* identifying Walter, your brother in law, to be a meth kingpin

This is the perfect comment.

EDD17SP * They are that bad?

Dang !!

Your a Toyota driving democrat then

@@moparmadman1134 okay mopar madman. go throw unoriginal insults somewhere else

@@luke6587 triggered you enough to respond , and it wasn’t even directed at you.

Leightspeed in Australia we got them with the Mercedes 3.0 diesel turbo, they are super sweet motors and love a tune.

Did they put the inline 6 in them?

The 4.7 is a decent engine. Not as good as the Hemi, but not really bad either.

4.7L is an okay motor just not super powerful or efficient.

cale MacDonald The diesel was a 5 or 6 cylinder diesel turbo. The 3.0 6 was a v6 quad cam DT.

The Jeep SJW is my favorite.

I wish Jeep would have kept the XJ model. Just updated the motor. But the Commander is ugly and a rush attempt to appease the XJ owners.

And who wouldn't want that? Sadly like everything else Jeep these days it's the poser grandkid of the legit article grandpa.

I do tho

The XJ is bulletproof and timeless. Going up in price too because getting harder to find.

My 2006 four door Dakota is basically a pickup version of this jeep. Between 130 k miles over 190k , I had all the front ball joints replaced some of the front bushings ,the fronts springs , struts, a wheel bearing , one of the calipers , and the sway bar links. The pickup rear end just the shocks but the bed wheel wells rusted out like most this era rams.

Anything of that era was garbage I don’t care what anyone says used to own a Dodge truck of that era never again

Nah, he's the type of guy that gets *really* mad at people mixing up the two and will angrily correct you.

@@mauer594 Saying "my California-compliant Assault Rifle still takes Hi-cap Clipazines" will give you the opportunity to watch someone have an actual aneurysm in real time.

Hank was absolutely the kind of guy who only heard the word "hemi" during the entire sales pitch.

*"They don't sell one in Purple, Marie!"*

Marketing ploy, what happens when accountants get a hold of the drawing board, for 200 Alex.

still have an 96 xj and its better than this.

The Charger came out in 2006, at the same time as the Commander.

I think they could use a few more knives on the podcast

Top of the line in utility sports Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

12 yards long 2 lanes wide 65 tons of american pride! Canyonero Canyonero...

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.

I mean, at least it was firing on all cylinders

I'm sorry to hear that your last friend ☹️ is gone

why was your friend late?

@@EazyDuz18 his engine caught fire and exploded on his morning commute.

Combustion69 because he had to walk after his Jeep engine exploded

I thought he was fucking around, especially when he said you tow in neutral until I heard it correctly the second time lol

I still can’t hear it any way that makes sense. Could you please explain?

Gabriel Penner 3:25

@@TheScrubmuffin69 These jeeps are actually favored because they have manual transfer cases that you can put in neutral for towing behind an RV aka "dinghy towing". You can only do this with manual rear wheel drive cars and a handful of 4x4's.

What a letdown

Stop thinking my thoughts.

Where this was being designed during the Daimler ownership, this is now officially one of the world’s best trolling jobs. A HYDRAULICALLY OPERATED COOLING FAN???? That idea originated when two Mercedes engineers got ahold of some really good weed one night and…. “I have idea, ya? Let’s….*toke*….let’s call zose Chrysler dipshits and tell zem to…*toke*…oh…we design cooling fan zat runs hydraulically. And zose fuckers will probably build it!”

The car you take your 18 year old girlfriend in the woods to cvm insider here when you’re 40 and paying for her college

Awww man 😂😂

@@Titanic19127 ouch. That burns.

Poptart flavored boots

McLarenBMW only women, but I’m not 40 or a Jeep guy, I’m 20 years younger

Yeah Roman Does ALOT of FF Thingies :)

i thought it was the oompa loompa song, lmao. oops.

@@dogwalk3 nah just us Weeb Songs ;)

Grimm Gaming haha, i got started with ffx. was always more of a dragon quest guy ;)

I didn't realize the review was releasing this soon, and would release in time with the FF7 remake. So much for my ability to track time. But I regret NOTHING.

That's the H3.

Not just any TBL stickers, the ones with the Punisher skull.

Riley I took my test in a borrowed 91 Ford Escort hatch that I didn’t fit in. And when I got my first vehicle (a 79 F150 4x4), my dad said you have a job, pay for your own gas and insurance. And I bought my F150 without any financial help from my dad. The only thing he was willing to do was to give me a ride to go look at it. Gas was $1 per gallon so that wasn’t an issue. And when I was 18, I bought him a car (a 79 Bronco as a weekend play toy) for his birthday. Now all these years later, he asks me for advice on what vehicle to buy.

Doesn't matter for the joke. More often than not it'll be accurate into the foreseeable future.

underrated The kid who gets a GP-5 gas mask at a surplus store and brags about how he'll outlive the zombies with his new asbestos-filled head condom

You probably saw one from a distance and figured it was a Cherokee Classic. Pretty sure that was what they were going for, and sadly succeeded. Cherokee Classic with a thyroid problem.

Cherokee Fat

Lmao

I mean that happens with any truck that you rear end while braking.

@Steven Williams As a 2007 tC owner, allow me to list all the things I've dealt with, all before 80,000 miles (currently at 105k): - It uses the 2.4L 2AZ-FE engine, which has a widespread oil consumption issue caused by weak piston rings. Toyota issued a recall, but it had an absurdly high minimum threshold of something like 1 quart per 1000 miles to qualify. Mine is affected, but is nowhere near that amount. - The plastic trim surrounding the trunk release is prone to breaking off easily. I'm super careful and have never had a problem, but look around and you'll see lots of tC's with unpainted or duct taped trim pieces on the rear hatch for this reason. - The entire car squeaks and rattles, inside and out. Everything from the sway bar end link bushings creaking when entering driveways, to the clutch slave cylinder, to the air vents/head unit door, to the vinyl sunroof covers, all the way to the rear hatch glass. - While the seats are durable, they're built for Hank Hill. For the bolsters to line up with your body properly, you need gigantic love handles and an ass the size of a grapefruit. Otherwise, your hip bones will be digging into the sides of the seat bottom the entire ride. - The door cards, seats, and steering wheel are made out of some of the most wear resistant materials I've ever seen in a car. However, the rest of the interior is slowly falling apart. Both sun visors are shot and can't stay up anymore and the interior trim for the rear hatch has completely fallen apart. Pretty sure the headliner is made out of paperboard and is held on with velcro. - The entire chassis is really flimsy. You can't really observe it directly, but I'm guessing the center HVAC vent shouldn't start creaking when going around a gentle corner at 40 MPH and the headliner shouldn't make popping noises when pulling into a driveway. - The paint on plastic trim pieces (wing mirrors, door handles, spoiler) all craze and flake off. These parts of the car are too small to wax or otherwise protect properly so there is nothing you can really do to prevent it. - The manual transmission is unpleasant to use and not even reliable. The throttle is laggy and unresponsive (heavy flywheel + emissions controls). The clutch is grabby and chattery when cold, all gear changes are jerky unless you get it _exactly_ right, the clutch is too heavy for a car this size, and the shifter sticks or becomes extra notchy at random for no apparent reason. My transmission also began producing a gritty noise when applying power in 4th and 5th gear after a cross-country move and I'm pretty sure the only solution is a full rebuild since it's probably a bad output bearing deep inside it. Screw that. - This car absolutely chews up front tires. Rotate them religiously and maybe you'll only need a new set every 25,000 miles instead of 10-15,000. Also, all four of my previous set of tires developed slow leaks, but I don't know whether to blame the tire or the rims for that. - The 2007 model year specifically had a common problem where the HVAC panel would no longer illuminate when you turned on the headlights. Thanks to a forum that was aware of this problem, I found out that this is caused by an SMD resistor where one side cracks off the board. A reflow fixed it and it's been going for 9+ years now.

@@zorilla0 While I love this, and understand the frustration. Scions are cheap cars for a reason. If it's gets ya where ya wanna go without you getting dead, it has performed it's function.

Nah! that would be the Cherokee

the Commander is a knockoff Tahoe, the Tahoe is the Karen-mobile.

No, the official cars of speaking to the manager are the Ford Flex, Chevy Suburban, and an honorable mention goes to the Nissan Rogue.

@@jackstacey7519 Pretty sure the Suburban IS the manager

Nah, that's the Tahoe (Including all subsequent variations from the other GM brands), 1st-gen Chevy Trailblazer, GMC Acadia, and the entire Lexus RX line.

It’s the newest Black Keys album.

Smells like a steak and seats 35

no this is more the like the alabamo

he definitely browses /k/ and has a couple milsurp buddies to brush up on his references

@@echodelta2172 It would make sense. He 100% browses /o/

It is, but the Commander is Knifey-er

Though the F-150 was the baseball bat guy.

@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon When I was younger I had a baseball bat in the gun rack of my '85/'87 F-150.

This is the car that Knife Guy gets when the transmission inevitably explodes on his F-150.