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2016 Was Worse Than 2020. Lamont Ferguson - Full Special 

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@PineappleStickers
@PineappleStickers 4 года назад
Got baited in by the title and almost commented, decided to watch the whole video first... and got caught out for being 26. I'll be back in 9 years sir
@mhand00
@mhand00 4 года назад
Wise beyond your years:)
@carlcarlson776
@carlcarlson776 4 года назад
that's Mr.Ferguson, please.
@moistnugget4147
@moistnugget4147 4 года назад
how dare you be 26
@bellaeva4348
@bellaeva4348 4 года назад
😆
@singularity1648
@singularity1648 4 года назад
6 more years and he's got one coming.
@QuestionYourWorld
@QuestionYourWorld 4 года назад
"My mom was a bad man." Hilarious. I completely understand the sentiment. When my mom was younger, men in her neighborhood would call her to beat up men they couldn't beat up. That woman eventually had 6 kids and I was one of them. My momma was a bad man, too.
@jayamilapersson4030
@jayamilapersson4030 3 года назад
The moment you realise that you are a bad man... Im not a momma yet though.
@Muck006
@Muck006 3 года назад
People need to understand that "man" is short for "huMAN". The english language is full of words with double and triple meanings ... which is why context matters A LOT, but it also makes jokes easier to come by.
@aichitoshiki1321
@aichitoshiki1321 3 года назад
Wow
@kysweetheart1964
@kysweetheart1964 3 года назад
my mom too
@lotusfire9429
@lotusfire9429 3 года назад
He said bad maam. Like bad mamma jamma.
@michelleanderson1218
@michelleanderson1218 3 года назад
When he made the joke about having to lie down after a meal, I had just finished a burger for dinner and am lying down watching this 🤣 (I'm 22)
@majinhuey7682
@majinhuey7682 3 года назад
Yuuup. 26, just had an omelet for breakfast and heavily considering going back to sleep 😂
@jaredburgos8474
@jaredburgos8474 3 года назад
Yeahh but we got accustomed to it cause of ®øna lol
@bonniegirl5138
@bonniegirl5138 3 года назад
Insulin resistance
@biancawijaya1772
@biancawijaya1772 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@billstephens396
@billstephens396 4 года назад
Lamont : 2016 is worse than 2020 2020 : Hold my riots...
@FranklinFernandezfdf
@FranklinFernandezfdf 4 года назад
And 2020 is not done yet!!
@amaterasu1222
@amaterasu1222 4 года назад
Absolutely.
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 4 года назад
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@kylierollings2326
@kylierollings2326 4 года назад
2020: Hold my racist cops
@billstephens396
@billstephens396 4 года назад
- pushes @@kylierollings2326 forward - Hold these idiots...
@MacieLynn96
@MacieLynn96 4 года назад
I'm gonna need this guy to do a follow up show about 2020
@spitflamez
@spitflamez 3 года назад
Right?
@catherinedesilets8960
@catherinedesilets8960 2 года назад
100% he’s so funny 😂
@Meetyouthere777
@Meetyouthere777 2 года назад
During the Clown bit he had the Josh Johnson tone - always gold
@mikebar42
@mikebar42 2 года назад
Or 2022
@bugsbunny517
@bugsbunny517 Год назад
Especially the lady scheduled to get married on 4/4/2020...
@lucifuehrer
@lucifuehrer 4 года назад
2020 makes 2016 look like a Sunday drive through the park.
@wdghk
@wdghk 4 года назад
what's wrong with 2020?
@khorekburunduk2441
@khorekburunduk2441 4 года назад
2020 is a walk in the park, don't be a sheep.
@wdghk
@wdghk 4 года назад
Khorek Burunduk thank you! I’m sick of these whiny people talking about how bad 2020 is like nothing bad has ever happened before. It’s called life!!
@mariotuber2866
@mariotuber2866 4 года назад
@@wdghk That sums up what I'm thinking. Sure, bad things are happening. But are said bad things actually as unusual as everyone's making them out to be? No!
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 4 года назад
2016 was one of the worst years I've ever experienced, and 2020 *still makes me nostalgic for 2016.*
@marcierudolph8735
@marcierudolph8735 3 года назад
It takes at least 35 years to learn that you still don't know everything.
@nunyabizness3878
@nunyabizness3878 3 года назад
Yup! He underestimated 2020!
@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski
@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski 2 года назад
How much you realize about life and ppl is up to every individual. I was self-aware and understood life even as a child. The ppl who criticised me as a child later on in life shared their regret that they wished they had my moral strength, perserveance and perception. I have no regrets. Just ppl do. Why? E.g. they do not think about be consequences of their and other ppl's words and actions or they are not stable in their good decisions. I am 55 btw.
@sin3358
@sin3358 2 года назад
Took me 18
@ClaireHaire
@ClaireHaire 3 года назад
The best advice I ever received was work hard in your 20s and relax in your 30s. It's true though most successful ppl I've seen enjoyed their 20s but, were hustling at the same time. You do not want to spend your 30s cleaning up your mistakes you made in your 20s it's not fun.
@disgurstingshat9703
@disgurstingshat9703 3 года назад
Thanks for the advice 😊
@Jackson09
@Jackson09 2 года назад
no it's not, especially when you write "ya 30's" as say 42-ish... lmao...sadly
@craigcainkar969
@craigcainkar969 4 года назад
Man, in only 4 days this special's title aged VERY POORLY.
@timothyfloogle
@timothyfloogle 4 года назад
Or its the exact comedy special we need.
@leviandrewcoovert559
@leviandrewcoovert559 4 года назад
Lol true that
@500superrich
@500superrich 4 года назад
He mentions that the current year is 2017 so clearly the fault lies with Dry Bar
@dumaskhan
@dumaskhan 4 года назад
Dry bar trolled us on that one.
@lauralee5722
@lauralee5722 4 года назад
@@timothyfloogle Watch it again, now.
@nonhlanhlamathebula8697
@nonhlanhlamathebula8697 3 года назад
"At 7year old I'm going on heresay that I'm the oldest"😂😂😂😂
@RECTALBURRITO
@RECTALBURRITO 2 года назад
Best joke.
@themaggattack
@themaggattack 4 года назад
"I bet you can eat a meal and then do something right afterwards." Oof! That one hit me right in the gut! 😂
@LadyNightsong
@LadyNightsong 3 года назад
Hes right. "I think I slept wrong" is definitely the moment I knew I was getting old 😂😂
@zachkatgaming6121
@zachkatgaming6121 Год назад
thats me at sixteen
@ChillPill7777777
@ChillPill7777777 3 года назад
He brought it all back together beautifully. 💚🙌
@jdawg119
@jdawg119 4 года назад
Copying another comment I saw bc I feel it’s important that this issue is brought to attention: this was filmed in 2017!!!
@carisasouthard5713
@carisasouthard5713 4 года назад
Annnd?
@msv6674
@msv6674 3 года назад
Found out the same & wonder if he was asked for his approval to even mention "2020" in the title ? Since this video was uploaded in May, 2020 ? Rhetorical questions by the way for us but directed to Dry Bar...if they notice us 😆
@usahome
@usahome 3 года назад
Click bait.
@connorjl7
@connorjl7 3 года назад
Omgg fr, wtf
@sharkbait3332
@sharkbait3332 3 года назад
"The internet is the greatest and the worst invention." Amen!
@FullMoonHowl
@FullMoonHowl 3 года назад
I love this guy. Smart, funny, and such a gentleman. That's an admiration trifecta.
@JustOneAsbesto
@JustOneAsbesto 4 года назад
27:20 The camera operator actually found her. Good job, buddy.
@danabryant6138
@danabryant6138 4 года назад
He looks like Keenan Thompson doing an impression of someone doing an impression of Keenan Thompson doing an impression of someone. 👏😂
@zac3392
@zac3392 4 года назад
I love that u clap and laugh at ur own joke
@danabryant6138
@danabryant6138 4 года назад
@@zac3392 I'm corny like that!
@zac3392
@zac3392 4 года назад
Dana Bryant 😂
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 4 года назад
@@danabryant6138 😝
@prislaem3838
@prislaem3838 3 года назад
This is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Rieaso
@Rieaso 4 года назад
2020: hold my beer and give me the tequila bottle
@frausmandrake9757
@frausmandrake9757 3 года назад
Here, we've got some extra boost-proof vodka for ya.
@snl4742
@snl4742 4 года назад
Yes "life IS well over by 40. Get your act together in your twenties." So true. That's why I'm depressed.
@jonathanberry9502
@jonathanberry9502 4 года назад
Try the carnivore diet, intermittent fasting etc... you will soon feel better.
@domjonesjr.786
@domjonesjr.786 3 года назад
Theres still more life to be lived sir 🙏💪 put some pep in that step!
@DirtyPrancing
@DirtyPrancing 3 года назад
It's not over. Do you get up every day and get 24 hours to do what you want? That's life. It's a life until you stop waking up. The people that say things like this think they are depressed because of their age, their family, their life, or whatever. Happiness comes from within, and there is no magical age where that can be taken away from you
@chebmikhaela
@chebmikhaela 3 года назад
I always look at old people who look better in their old age than they did when they were young. Look at Trump. He is in his 70s,l tweets nonsense and he loves it!! Its all about the attitude, I guess... start with some lazy yoga, learn a new language, make fun of youth... :) I think what does it is being useful for other people...
@dpc3324
@dpc3324 3 года назад
And in 10 years you’ll be even more depressed that you didn’t get your act together now
@MBrulla
@MBrulla 4 года назад
Hey now, good to know he comes through Milwaukee - I'll be looking for him. Great special - some great moments. RIP all my fries.
@annabughman1886
@annabughman1886 2 года назад
Me too!
@nessiequin
@nessiequin 4 года назад
I'm not sure why people keep saying millenials are young. I'm a millennial and I'm 35. I think you mean Gen Z..
@noworriesmate8287
@noworriesmate8287 3 года назад
There is a reason they are gen z. 💤 💤 💤
@brownin329
@brownin329 3 года назад
No one knows the dates anymore. Pew Research center keeps shifting them.
@justwinks1553
@justwinks1553 3 года назад
I am genx with a millennial that is almost 28
@justwinks1553
@justwinks1553 3 года назад
Gen z is the new forgotten generation
@cody1212143
@cody1212143 3 года назад
Pretty much anyone born between 1960-1994 , sucks that I was born in 1995,but raised in the 1980 standard s,had to buy my own sh#$...
@love4theages
@love4theages 4 года назад
Loved the whole thing, but once more for the people in the back - 35 YEAR OLDS ARE MILLENNIALS! The young ones are Gen Z - y'all know time passes, right? We grew up.
@maricampari3970
@maricampari3970 4 года назад
I hate it, but you're right. Though I have a gen X older sister and I relate to that generation more than Millennials.
@dereksmith5
@dereksmith5 4 года назад
Didn’t he say last year was 2016, if so this was filmed in 2017... (My understanding is Millennials were born between 1984 & 1999.) So, maybe he’s changed the age limit. Don’t worry, eventually you might catch up.😉 Also, half the fun of treating ‘Millennials’ as a slur, is watching you guys get all worked up about it. But I will let you in on a secret: if you don’t fit the stereotypes, but have friends who do, You can laugh with us.
@UnprofessionalProfessor
@UnprofessionalProfessor 4 года назад
@@dereksmith5 Ok, boomer
@swine13
@swine13 4 года назад
A 35 year old would have been born in 1984, that's hardly a millenial. I think you meant 25*
@phyvo
@phyvo 4 года назад
@@swine13 The popular definition for millenial is someone born between 1981 and 1996. That means that anyone between 23 years old and 38 years old is a millenial. If you disagree with that, well, generation definitions are kinda stupid even if talking about generations is kinda helpful.
@helenduke1403
@helenduke1403 3 года назад
He can captivate an audience. Funny man.
@murphdog9506
@murphdog9506 4 года назад
The French fry joke is too accurate.
@disgurstingshat9703
@disgurstingshat9703 3 года назад
@Baba Ganush dayum 👀
@hameedmarhoon7319
@hameedmarhoon7319 4 года назад
Lol 2020 makes 2016 look just like another Monday
@vashmatrix5769
@vashmatrix5769 2 года назад
& now in 2021 it's looking at whole lot like 1984...
@cdondrums1069
@cdondrums1069 4 года назад
Brotha look 30 he speaking the truth when he say black don’t crack 😂😂
@aprilsilvers381
@aprilsilvers381 2 года назад
Yes definitely age so well. I'm envious
@chook1678
@chook1678 2 года назад
Lucky
@susans654
@susans654 4 года назад
He's run out of patience for the stupidity of the average American so he only performs in eight U.S. cities. I totally get that.
@danceswithtwins8048
@danceswithtwins8048 4 года назад
I get it too, Susan S. Lufaman - I see only a few non-white people in this audience,, so he’s not picking his states based on having black audiences. I’m older than he is, and he seems funny. Racist bigot? Seems like you have a particular peeve about his routine.....
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 4 года назад
@@danceswithtwins8048 Well, he had the nerve to criticize Dear Leader, and God knows anyone who tells the truth about Trump (however mildly) is going to trigger his base. And "base" is the operative word. Remember when "basket of deplorables" was so terribly offensive? Turns out HRC was right on the nosey.
@thumper7874
@thumper7874 4 года назад
Wow, a liberal left wing comedian, let's try this out but I bet politics comes up. 5 mins in, orange man bad. Shame he can't be funny without using his color or political views. NEXT!!!!
@susans654
@susans654 4 года назад
@@thumper7874 You didn't even watch the video. LMAO! He doesn't mention Trump or politics at all. So you must be in one of the stupid cities he stopped going to because you're stupid. Next time watch the video before you comment so you won't make yourself look stupid. He really IS funny.
@susans654
@susans654 4 года назад
. He's doing this show in Provo, Utah and it don't get much whiter than that. You're the racist apparently.
@dumaskhan
@dumaskhan 4 года назад
When you tell people you're 21 and about to get married and everyone knows your fate, It ain't good.
@junior.von.claire
@junior.von.claire 4 года назад
dumaskhan Shallow marriage jokes. Played
@msv6674
@msv6674 3 года назад
Never been married but still pray to find my soul / love / life mate. Think they make a cute couple 'cause to me they already resemble ! I know it's just something folks say about couples that have been married YEARS. But, I found it great that family around them (his ?) seemed so relaxed with them both. May be both their sides relatives , since they ALL resemble - to me lol
@vashmatrix5769
@vashmatrix5769 2 года назад
I just got to say your frog in the rain pic is absolutely amazing! Is it real? I'm subbing to you & going to copy that pic when I'm on a pc.
@caitlinrl630
@caitlinrl630 Год назад
That's dumb. Plenty of people marry young and it works out great.
@Paranitis
@Paranitis 4 года назад
Why is the title of this video "2016 Was Worse Than 2020" when Lamont said at 18:03 that it was 2017 during this special?
@nolimits3117
@nolimits3117 4 года назад
Yes i also noticed that, clearly the person who posted, wanted it to be more relevant. But i would also appreciate if they put the real date right? Coz now its verging on clickbait. I do believe this was done in 2017. Either way this guy was great tho.
@UnprofessionalProfessor
@UnprofessionalProfessor 4 года назад
Clickbait
@georgia19dog
@georgia19dog 4 года назад
Ugh, thank you. I've been wondering when these specials were taped. It's frustrating to have misleading information. Especially if you post it recently and it happened years ago. Still a great comedy special.
@susans654
@susans654 4 года назад
Very obviously clickbait. And to trigger the right into making comments about how wrong that is. Lmao.
@chrystaltuckness5298
@chrystaltuckness5298 4 года назад
The very next sentence he says, "At least it's not 2016.”
@AkSamurai69
@AkSamurai69 4 года назад
He's talking about gen Z! Not millennials. Why does no one get that?
@TazarZero
@TazarZero 4 года назад
I got it, and I facepalmed accordingly.
@timothyfloogle
@timothyfloogle 4 года назад
This is from back in 2015/2016 yall
@chasecharron4546
@chasecharron4546 4 года назад
because nobody cares lol
@susans654
@susans654 4 года назад
@@timothyfloogle He said it was the year 2017. It's especially confusing because the title mentions 2020.
@AkSamurai69
@AkSamurai69 4 года назад
Yeah, misleading title and all, but even in 2017 he's talking about the wrong generation. However, he's funny
@joshuagorman1259
@joshuagorman1259 3 года назад
He isn't lying I don't even eat French Fries any more
@elenawimsey5714
@elenawimsey5714 3 года назад
Radical suggestion here: have you tried telling your partner in a calm conversation that it bothers you? I hate it when anyone takes something off of my plate etc. without it being offered., my husband used to like taking e. g. a few fries from me. I told him that it's an honest issue for me, so he doesn't do it anymore. and if you're with someone who chooses to ignore your wishes and feelings over something as small as a French fry, then maybe they're not the right person anyway...
@bpfourlife8239
@bpfourlife8239 3 года назад
I buy two orders of fries even when she says she doesn’t want any...cause I know.
@leeshepherd834
@leeshepherd834 3 года назад
I remember my last French fry. Picture it. Sciliy 1922
@joshuagorman1259
@joshuagorman1259 3 года назад
@@leeshepherd834 😂😂😂😂😂 I am sitting here crying laughing and my coworkers think I gone insane. Thank you I needed that laugh
@jayamilapersson4030
@jayamilapersson4030 3 года назад
Ki Noch thats WHY they ask if you want to get a bigger fries and drink.
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 4 года назад
$1000+ in the bank account: “What can we do for you, Mr. Ferguson?” $900 in the bank: “Here’s your money, Lamont” $20: “What’s up, dude?” 🤣🤣🤣
@MArtistForLife
@MArtistForLife 4 года назад
This guy is just priceless with his routine. So glad I came across Dry Bar Comedy all those weeks ago! I now appreciate comedy (namely, clean comedy!) so much more; a true beauty, comedy can be when you've got talent and a tale to tell ^_
@matthewhowe3727
@matthewhowe3727 Год назад
Check out Robert Mack. Awesome comedian.
@lyndsayrawson4325
@lyndsayrawson4325 4 года назад
Don't comment till you watch 🤣
@junior.von.claire
@junior.von.claire 4 года назад
Lyndsay Rawson ok 🤭🤐
@bubgum00
@bubgum00 3 года назад
I’m 57 and I can have a sandwich and stay up until 4 a.m....No nap required.
@jasminepas1246
@jasminepas1246 3 года назад
Wow!!
@leoneranger9348
@leoneranger9348 3 года назад
Look at you humble bragging 😁
@TheOfficialCultureWars
@TheOfficialCultureWars 3 года назад
Love this guy. Very well dressed too.
@YRTEverything
@YRTEverything 3 года назад
"My mama was a bad man". Lol.
@mystique77
@mystique77 2 года назад
I'm pretty sure that he said "bad ma'am".
@michellebarnhill5130
@michellebarnhill5130 4 года назад
Thank you, Dry Bar for bringing us great comedy without vulgarity!
@scifiwriter6092
@scifiwriter6092 4 года назад
I agree! It's so refreshing to find a place where we can watch totally hilarious videos without cringing!
@sorryiwashammored
@sorryiwashammored 4 года назад
Just racism. Yep thanks.
@sorryiwashammored
@sorryiwashammored 4 года назад
@@scifiwriter6092 without cringing? What about the racism in the gorilla joke?
@littleguy8213
@littleguy8213 3 года назад
Its good to hear comedy i can show my young son. No bad language -_-
@HighOnLife1985
@HighOnLife1985 4 года назад
"Hey Jane called. She wants you to call her back." "Oh really, what did she want?" *smacks self with mic* I lost it from there
@JUST-UK-JAY
@JUST-UK-JAY 4 года назад
I'm impressed you even got 7 likes just for repeating what he said .... Fackin tool
@Ragnarok6664
@Ragnarok6664 4 года назад
Im glad we dont have landlines 📞 anymore..
@annfraley7083
@annfraley7083 3 года назад
Comedians seriously need to take breaks from the road and actually get to know some women. Half the time, these 'observations' totally miss.
@mugwump7049
@mugwump7049 2 года назад
@@JUST-UK-JAY I'm impressed you got 0 likes just for being a douchebag. Did the OP eat your kittens or something?
@natsarimthings3147
@natsarimthings3147 4 года назад
2020: pause the riots, don't forget your face mask. 😩🤣
@4knewt505
@4knewt505 3 года назад
🤣🤣😂😂
@vashmatrix5769
@vashmatrix5769 2 года назад
2021 & it's like 1984 with jab mandates + illegals.
@GroceryStoreStories101
@GroceryStoreStories101 3 года назад
I completely agree, we are getting dumber by the day, sometimes I think the second with people.
@be.love.shine.
@be.love.shine. Год назад
Yes! Truth in comedy in a clean way 🤣🤣🤣💓
@zinniacopeland777
@zinniacopeland777 3 года назад
Who came up with this title? He never spoke on 2020 as this was recorded in 2017
@qc9329
@qc9329 3 года назад
2020 is a hard wakeup call for the entire world.
@bearman350z
@bearman350z 4 года назад
R.I.P Harambe 5/28/16
@andrewchan4042
@andrewchan4042 4 года назад
Harambe started the modern era for memes
@HomemakerDaze
@HomemakerDaze 4 года назад
Yeah that mum better donate to the zoo or something
@valeriadelrio-rodriguez4953
@valeriadelrio-rodriguez4953 3 года назад
Still remember when Harambe was written down as a president choice by like 5,000 ppl Harambe 2016
@rubyiba8
@rubyiba8 3 года назад
That's my Residents. We wake them at 6am and count is at 7am and they all decide to go to the bathroom 🤦🏻‍♀️
@amendez6358
@amendez6358 4 года назад
Kid's fault...be four and tell MY momma, "I'm gonna..." followed by "yes I am". She'd woop me back to the future....ppffsh. A San Diegan? 👍👍👍right on!!
@roxannemoser
@roxannemoser 4 года назад
Mom threatened to whip me and my 4 brothers and sisters in our station wagon. I thought I was safe in the third row. She announced that the beatings were about to begin. I said....You say that everytime and you never do.
@brucemorris3830
@brucemorris3830 3 года назад
If I’d talked back in front of my grandfather at 4 1/2 like that, I woulda been lucky to wake up in time for my 5th birthday 😂😂😂
@rhodawatkins4516
@rhodawatkins4516 3 года назад
@ROM LUNDY I don't know exactly what your point is but I guarantee that everyone who takes the shot will die afterward. And so will those who don't. Haven't you heard? None of us is getting out of here alive.
@cecilia4947
@cecilia4947 3 года назад
7 hours and my brain goes "what about gasoline?!!"
@Uwontregretit101
@Uwontregretit101 3 года назад
They should had used a tranquilizer gun.. that was messed up
@robertmarley8852
@robertmarley8852 Год назад
He was protecting the kid
@AlaaChan
@AlaaChan 4 года назад
"I slept wrong last night" I'm 23 😭😭😭😭
@Atticblood
@Atticblood 4 года назад
22 and same!
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 4 года назад
I was just your age not too long ago. I just turned forty minus two. It only gets worse, young cubs. 😁
@Sherkalyn
@Sherkalyn 3 года назад
33 and my wrists were killing me when I woke up. 🙄
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 3 года назад
@@Sherkalyn I'm close to 40 and they hurt when I sleep on them.
@VidWatcher01
@VidWatcher01 3 года назад
Hell I slept wrong on more than one occasion in my tweens & teens & had to recover over the week😂 The only people that who can sleep any which way are age embryo to 5!🤣🤣🤣
@saj9814
@saj9814 4 года назад
Very funny and yet full of wisdom...
@calebelliott
@calebelliott 4 года назад
Why that mans got his SCARF ON STAGE... is it that cold in Provo!😂
@rabbit32073
@rabbit32073 4 года назад
IKR, he looks like he's about to sell some newspapers on the corner, in the 1920's.
@susans654
@susans654 4 года назад
@@rabbit32073 😆😆😆
@themaggattack
@themaggattack 4 года назад
Maybe his look was inspired by Gru from Dispicable Me.
@HighOnLife1985
@HighOnLife1985 4 года назад
He's wearing a scarf on stage because he's that chill
@heatherwohl1035
@heatherwohl1035 4 года назад
2020 isn't over yet
@jonathanberry9502
@jonathanberry9502 4 года назад
Meteor, Alien invasion, War, Terrorist attack, Volcano, Supervolcano, Earthquake, Tidal wave, it's time for 2020 3rd quarter Emergency Bingo!
@raffaellosanti9806
@raffaellosanti9806 3 года назад
Longest year EVER
@GenXfrom75
@GenXfrom75 3 года назад
I took photography in college. Developed my own photos in the darkroom and I really miss film.
@VidWatcher01
@VidWatcher01 3 года назад
Word! I took it my senior year of high school. It's a great skill to possess.
@TheAussieLeo
@TheAussieLeo 4 года назад
This is one funny, aware and manly man.
@Faemomi
@Faemomi 4 года назад
Too many commercials. We lose the moments in the jokes and the jokes feel too long.
@tonimorgan4656
@tonimorgan4656 3 года назад
Loved: "Going on hearsay..."
@triumphtriple95
@triumphtriple95 4 года назад
Well this was obviously recorded before May 26, 2020 Minneapolis said, "here, hold my beer."
@susans654
@susans654 4 года назад
It was actually recorded in 2017. The headline is just click bait I guess.
@vmbuckner
@vmbuckner 3 года назад
"There are no fish meetings!... We're still gonna go with 'swim away.' "
@jpwhiddon
@jpwhiddon 3 года назад
A good looking man, my age, and can make me laugh. Who could ask for more?
@Yamiplaysmc
@Yamiplaysmc 4 года назад
3:00 ive never laughed so hard at a joke in my life
@Deee_TV
@Deee_TV 3 года назад
I'm a 23 soon to be 24 year old. A Nigerian with home training, spanking and all, and i like the facts coming from this man. Young people should pursue God's plan and dreams for them. You will find fulfillment and joy in it.
@bethmerryfield7186
@bethmerryfield7186 3 года назад
Well said, Herald!
@zunwin8296
@zunwin8296 4 года назад
I highly disagree “I think I slept wrong last night” is something I’ve said quite a couple times before the age of 15, like when your arm hurts or your neck cramps for 3 days after. And I’m a competitive athlete, so that part is relatable even at a young age.
@aprilsilvers381
@aprilsilvers381 2 года назад
Of course you disagree. Come back in 35+ years
@jacoblinares2403
@jacoblinares2403 2 года назад
"I disagree" You've never been 35+ to even have reference lol
@shalacarter6658
@shalacarter6658 3 года назад
I almost died during this set. During the educating women PSA
@kermorin715
@kermorin715 4 года назад
I'm 27 and I threw my back out when I was sleeping..... just got back from a physical therapy appointment for it actually. @13:33
@mrdutson
@mrdutson 4 года назад
Between 3:22 and 3:23 his scarf instantly adjusts to be more even. Would've never noticed there was a break there.
@onemadhungrynomad
@onemadhungrynomad 4 года назад
simple solution, always get extra fries, you're gonna eat them anyway, just get the extra fries.
4 года назад
Simple problem: she'll eat those too. Bonus: Then start crying thats shes fat. This is the marrige version of the Kobayashi Maru scenario.
@onemadhungrynomad
@onemadhungrynomad 4 года назад
@ just get them in a second bag and don't hand her that one. modern problems require modern solutions.
@chasecharron4546
@chasecharron4546 4 года назад
I'm 24 and i sleep wrong allll the time lol
@phyvo
@phyvo 4 года назад
I remember in high school one time I woke up and my head was literally stuck tilted to one side, like the worst stiff neck you could imagine. It took all day before I could get out of bed comfortably and overnight to get back to normal.
@tanyasawyer5476
@tanyasawyer5476 3 года назад
The menu rant 😂🤣😂🤣 my ex husband did that when ordering and it irked the heck out of me lol 😂🤣🤣
@TheFrenchPug
@TheFrenchPug 3 года назад
Good stuff. Clever. Relatable (to us older than 28). Want to see this guy live.
@cloefulk5481
@cloefulk5481 2 года назад
him: "I must have slept wrong" Me at 17: "I always sleep wrong"
@tracylangsley4064
@tracylangsley4064 4 года назад
This guy was actually pretty bloody funny!
@prepperjonpnw6482
@prepperjonpnw6482 3 года назад
Ha! I thought I was the only person who uses the word “bloody” as an adjective and/or adverb lol Cheers
@tracylangsley4064
@tracylangsley4064 3 года назад
@@prepperjonpnw6482 your bloody welcome welcome to my world 😂
@jessicaaudate
@jessicaaudate 4 года назад
What's a 2016? 😂 don't remember anything past wildfires from Australia in December 2019
@TheIsaeldelgadojaime
@TheIsaeldelgadojaime 4 года назад
YOU HAD ALL DAY 🤣🤣🤣
@JackTheRabbitMusic
@JackTheRabbitMusic 3 года назад
I exist; I just wanted to prove it by writing a comment on the interwebs for the future people.🐰🎸🎵✨✌️
@KarisMajik
@KarisMajik 4 года назад
The participation ribbons were for the parents, millennial kids dgaf. It's the parents that feel like failures
@theYoutubeHandle
@theYoutubeHandle 4 года назад
the zoo should make sure it's safe for kids or they should have age restrictions. And they failed to do that. But that doesn't mean the mom doesn't have responsibility to watch her own kid.
@paulmacrath8985
@paulmacrath8985 4 года назад
Who the hell is this for? Your opinion is so valuable you special little snow flake
@mugwump7049
@mugwump7049 2 года назад
Love how he calls back to earlier jokes at the end.
@someofmypickscedar
@someofmypickscedar Год назад
Sitting back enjoying so Lamont humor.
@susans654
@susans654 4 года назад
Thanks for the laughs. I needed that. I'll never drive by a cemetery again without laughing a little.
@VueiyVisarelli
@VueiyVisarelli 3 года назад
LOL, my husband always asks about the specials and the dailies, and I just order off the menu and have them remove one thing I don't like. 😂🤣
@neghiethervil5606
@neghiethervil5606 3 года назад
Cat Water Park?!! It's genius!! 😂
@glasshalffull4061
@glasshalffull4061 3 года назад
I get you Mr. Ferguson. My mother loved this line, "If You KIDS don't Stop it, I'm gonna Tear Off Your Arms and BEAT YOU with the BLOODY ENDS!!!" Another good one was, "I'm gonna Slap You Silly! Then I'm gonna Slap You Happy....and if you don't GET Happy, I'm gonna Slap you UNTIL you GET HAPPY!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Meatball_Wizard
@Meatball_Wizard 4 года назад
I really appreciate how this was uploaded on the day marking 4 years of Harambe’s wrongful murder. Gone but never forgotten. Also the jokes were funny.
@fxfxwc
@fxfxwc 4 года назад
No justice, no peace!
@shane44207
@shane44207 3 года назад
Murder is for humans hunting is for animals
@mugwump7049
@mugwump7049 2 года назад
@@shane44207 That wasn't hunting. That was a preemptive execution by ignorant zookeepers who should have known better. That kill was absolutely unnecessary. Gorillas don't attack humans unless provoked, and they protect children. There was another similar case where an irresponsible parent did a Michael Jackson and held their baby over the enclosure. The baby slipped and fell and the gorilla just stood over it to protect it until the zookeepers retrieved it.
@shane44207
@shane44207 2 года назад
@@mugwump7049 who cares animals don't matter in the long run only humans make a difference
@mugwump7049
@mugwump7049 2 года назад
@@shane44207 Face, meet palm.
@justanotherbaptistjew5659
@justanotherbaptistjew5659 3 года назад
Did everyone just forget about the Killer Clowns?
@JamesClarkeTheSecondTake
@JamesClarkeTheSecondTake 3 года назад
HILARIOUS! Please MR. Professor Ferguson do a 2020 sequel standup set!
@farmlandusa777
@farmlandusa777 4 года назад
I'll be back in 10 years to reexamine this masterpiece
@lyzzidc
@lyzzidc 4 года назад
28:30 gentlemen, order 2 lots of fries
@timothyfloogle
@timothyfloogle 4 года назад
Im barely 4 minutes in. This dude is too much I lov 'im!
@hotsauce1646
@hotsauce1646 2 года назад
My mom is white but we never talked back to her , she just gave a classic look she did if she was pissed and we just shut up in one go.
@jothamcharles5412
@jothamcharles5412 2 года назад
"I slept wrong".. That one killed me ahahahaha
@stellamozzarella1
@stellamozzarella1 4 года назад
You are fun. And I really like your mom! (ten kids, 52 yrs married)
@geazemonk8434
@geazemonk8434 4 года назад
He's saying its 2017 when hes doing the special, how's this being put out now???
@DryBarComedy
@DryBarComedy 4 года назад
We recorded the special in 2017 and if you look at some of our first clips on this channel you will see clips from Lamont, now in 2020 we are releasing his full special
@pamelacass9642
@pamelacass9642 4 года назад
We offer prompt service no matter how long it takes.
@CrissyLynnB
@CrissyLynnB 4 года назад
@@DryBarComedy I appreciate you releasing his work from earlier years, but the title for this is misleading, deceptive, and unneeded. For 2017 it was relevant. You take away from the quality of his work by clickbaiting. You can do better.
@cg-ny9078
@cg-ny9078 3 года назад
@@DryBarComedy Why did you post it with 2020 in the title? Legitimate, honest channels should not need to practice clickbait.
@jgustav11
@jgustav11 3 года назад
@@pamelacass9642 that comment REALLY made me laugh!!😂😂
@Dark_Heart_Soul
@Dark_Heart_Soul 2 года назад
Loved him! Need 2 c more of this man pls.
@Impossibly-Possible
@Impossibly-Possible 3 года назад
LoL they were not ready for this.
@mattmclaughlin7338
@mattmclaughlin7338 4 года назад
How they going to dislike if its published 15 min ago and its a 40min video?
@yunghaneef4199
@yunghaneef4199 4 года назад
It doesn't take that long to see if someone sucks or not....
@Wholesome_Fries
@Wholesome_Fries 4 года назад
I don't like what I see
@mattmclaughlin7338
@mattmclaughlin7338 4 года назад
@@Wholesome_Fries is that you being racīst ?
@mattmclaughlin7338
@mattmclaughlin7338 4 года назад
@@yunghaneef4199 does it take more than 15 minutes or less than 15 minutes
@UnprofessionalProfessor
@UnprofessionalProfessor 4 года назад
@@mattmclaughlin7338 1 minute in and the comedian said something racist...you really think you want to get into this?
@DeKaged
@DeKaged 4 года назад
Let's add this on top - November 2020 - Due to a series over very unfortunate events I Present to you the president of the United States of America - Kayne West!
@toddie3910
@toddie3910 3 года назад
Don't even joke 😂😂😖
@qc9329
@qc9329 3 года назад
Kan-YE! KAN-YE! KAN-YE! Uuuuuummmm...I don't think so!
@vashmatrix5769
@vashmatrix5769 2 года назад
In 2021 its clear that would be sooo much better!
@bellavita3097
@bellavita3097 4 года назад
Yes DETROIT!! Welcomes you anytime! Great humor!
@robinhoman8594
@robinhoman8594 2 года назад
This skit is so much more than comedy. Well done. Hilarious with a moral of the story.
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