For the first three years of life, I spent all my waking hours with my grandparents. I didn't speak until I was three, didn't make a peep, so that my mother worried I was deaf or autistic. When I did begin speaking it was in full sentences with a lowland Scottish accent. They thought I had a speech impediment when I started school so they sent me to twice weekly speech therapy from kindergarten to grade 4. My speech therapist was an Italian woman with an accent so thick I couldn't understand most of what she said. So now I just don't talk.
Seattle has one of the highest homeless demographics in the country. The city is in the Top 5. The rents are incredibly high. True, there are wealthy people there too, but the city isn't what it used to be.
Guys shouldn’t be ashamed of their stretch marks. They should learn to value them just like women do because not all women have stretch marks from giving birth. People shouldn’t feel a shame for having stretch marks. They represent something and usually it’s something to be celebrated.
That’s hilarious! I’m going to suggest my husband does that! But it’s not just having a baby that gives one stretch marks, for me it was my anti depressants. I did not know it was also used as an appetite inducer. I really wished I would have known that before I gained 15 kg (around 40lbs I believe) in a month. It’s not fun to be 17 and have purple striped boobs. Just saying...
When he was talking about loose skin, sadly, I could totally relate! My baby weighed 11 Lbs 1 oz.... and I was only like 105 when I got pregnant! But, i got a tunny tuck when she was 6. The struggle is real! This guy is funny, I like him. I do not think that comedians get enough pay or recognition!!! Anyone agree? They are, after all, ENTERTAINERS, like actors, singers etc. Ty again Drybar 👏🎤
Accents in a lot of places were signits of class. Especially in Great Britain where the nobility enforced a segregated dialect system. As for the British. The standard MidWest American dialect is closer to what the British sounded like in the 17th century than the British dialect today. The British didn't start dropping their Rs until the 19th century
I just moved out of seattle after 20 years back to my hometown of detroit. I was shocked to find detroit bouncing back. the people around here i find to be way more optimistic than seattle residents. Oh, and my rent is 1/3 what it was in seattle. and i live in a better neighborhood now.
Just don’t drink the public water there. You’d be better off drinking water from Mexico than Michigan. You can say it’s just Flint but I wouldn’t trust it.
@@katiekat4457 This is actually true in a lot of places, including some you might not expect. At this point, it is probably prudent to have your drinking water independently tested if you move to a new place.
My nana has dementia currently and I was laughing so hard at those stories because they're so true. Normally my nana will tell my dad that I was the one that pooped on the floor lol
Yeah, but Tacoma is WAY more ghetto than Seattle, especially Tacoma's Hilltop District. Back in the late 80s, some Hilltop Crips got into a 3-day long gunbattle with Army Rangers from Fort Lewis. The Tacoma PD stayed out of it.
@@kandimegahan7844 Wym British or American. For American's you get Don't Touch and for British you get Thou Doth Not Touch. How the hell do you say don't touch in British English?
Lol he nailed the Hollywood southern accent. Hint hint...Leonardo DiCaprio in Django! This guy nailed the accent... I thought he was mimicking the movie when I heard it. But nope, just knows the truth and I’m so glad he called it out. Hilarious! I live in Seattle and he is very accurate about dog massage parlors! Can’t get more liberal then that! Great show!!! I want to see this guy live!!!
Lol I work at a dog daycare near seattle and the first couple jokes were far too relatable. Theres a couple dogs that stay weeks at a time, go home for 2 days, just to come back and stay another 2 weeks. They basically pay someone else to own their dog and just visit them once in a while
I’m from Southern California and now live half an hour north of Seattle and the reason people think it’s a “ghetto” is because of how many homeless people are there!!! Lol
I live in Seattle. My family is from Oakland and the Sunnydale projects in SF. They really don't know what a ghetto is here. That brown out bit is accurate.
BRoman1237 southern mountain dialect (as the folk speech of Appalachia is called by linguists) is certainly archaic, but the general historical period it represents can be narrowed down to the days of the first Queen Elizabeth, and can be further particularized by saying that what is heard today is actually a sort of Scottish-flavored Elizabethan English. Having been isolated in the mountains and hollers, our dialect remains largely unchanged over the years. I love the way we speak! 😀
@@mbreckenridge2 I dont even watch tv. I watch random videos on RU-vid when I'm laying down for bed. Other than that I prefer to stay busy doing something productive
I’m from Texas and we’ve lived in Edmonds, just outside Seattle for 15 years. We love it here but Seattle has really changed a lot due to this homeless, ie heroin problem. It’s scary to go to some of the restaurants down there cause the area is not safe. And road/ traffic issues are just too frustrating to talk about.
It's called the great divide (getting ever larger) between rich and poor. You have millionaires in mansions and people too poor to be able to afford a tent to live in. And yes, tent cities next to dog massage parlors.
Weak argument. Are you having a hard time buy a tent and living.. maybe you should budget. Find out what's a need and a want. If a person's truly wants to change they will find a way; to other than that they want petty and or want to be taken care.
I think I hear plenty of laughter but it isn’t very ‘mic’d’ which doesn’t create the same effect. When the camera cuts to the audience you can see they are really enjoying it.
17:40 FAAATHER? 😂😂😂😂😂 Dude's crazy hilarious, I laughed the whole time. I hope he's going more and more successful, stretch marks and all. And he is gorgeous! 😍😍😍
@@frojoe2004 not entirely true. over time language and speech evolves and changes. that being said, there isn't one accent or dialect throughout all of the US. you go to maine and people will sound different than those in texas who will also sound different than those in new york or jersey, and all of them would sound different from someone from iowa who will sound different from those in the dakotas and wisconsin
The thing about the faking an accent for 6 months. I kid I went to high school with has a thick British accent because their parents faked British accents for a long time when the kid was born
This somehow makes me imagine a couple doing this to their child right up until the child starts school... then reverting to their regular accents from then on... and responding to any questions about it with a baffled, "What the hell are you talking about? "
As a woman who had stretch marks long before she got pregnant... I was not upset about what new stretch marks I did get from being pregnant... and because I am a round woman in general, no one bothered me with intrusive questions until my ninth month. My point is, there is always a silver lining when it comes to loving your body. 😁
Just to trigger the both of you... My wife didn't really get noticeable stretch marks until our fourth kid and no one knew she was pregnant for the first 3 until she was already at like 7-8 months. She was skinny until she tied her tubes after #4. Then she started looking like the average mom.
I visited last August and freaked out when I heard someone got shot at Westlake Center recently. Also, didn’t realize there were so many homeless people.
His sense of humor is like some foods and drinks... they're (his sense of humor) is an acquired taste. He's a little too dry or perhaps similar to British humor for many Americans. Or I've got it wrong and my comparison to British humor is incorrect, but I can see from some of the comments that my metaphor itself is pretty correct.
Americans never had the accent the british have today. The accent sounds smart and classy because it was manufactured to sound that way. It was taught in schools most people could not afford and was not initially spoken throughout the common populace. If you had the accent, you were rich and everyone knew it.
Ollie: the English of today sounds less like Shakespear than Americans do. However, the kind of accent spoken in "Deliverance" the movie is what he is referencing derived mostly from the Scotch Irish, who never sounded like Upper Crust English people in the first place.
His timing is better than a lot of people on Dry Bar. Some of his material isn’t funny, but for the most part, he comes back with his delivery. I felt that he seemed a bit nervous, but he’s pretty funny. He just needs a good story to tell to help with flow. Can’t wait to see more of him :)
Between 2008 and 2012, western Washington lost 38% of its working age voter base due to extreme unemployment during the collapse. Then the Gay mayor announce all homeless should be given free benefits, the tent cities rose up because homeless from all over America arrived in bus loads, and that is the truth of the demise is Seattle. I grew up in Seattle, but left at age 53. I waited too long to leave. The remaining people there are either millionaires or mentally ill.
Thank you so much Mr. Anderson. I have not laughed this much in a while!!! No one has ever dogged on Juggalos this hard before. Comparing the gathering to incest. Golden buzzer you you sir.
