2020 Texas Gladiators - The Cinema Snob

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It's a brand new year for The Cinema Snob, but why wait to see what the year 2020 brings us, when we can let the post apocalyptic Joe D'Amato film 2020 Texas Gladiators show us!
Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
Title Card: Shaun Millington
Theme: Rhymer-Man, Devin Letroy Powell
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Комментарии : 215

@MaggieOffutt 4 года назад

It’s 2020 you know what that means? Brad FINALLY is done reviewing Inchon.

@jayaurora5401 4 года назад

Inchon! Inchon! Inchon!

@MaggieOffutt 4 года назад

Jay Aurora my mistake it’s INCHON!

@BatCritic21 4 года назад

2020 Texas Warriors sounds like an unlicensed NES game

@ralang999 4 года назад

Action 52-worthy!

@GlassesnMouthplates 4 года назад

Predecessor to its Asian spin-off Hong Kong 97?

@sevenstone1091 4 года назад

“I see they’re fighting over a discounted tub of chest grease...” -best line of snob 2020

@MikePhalin 4 года назад

I was made for these Italian apocalypses. It's sweaty, muscly, and totally not homoerotic.

@bobbyshaddoe3004 4 года назад

Mike Phalin I know right? Ahhhh, God bless the Italians. Great food, great culture, and better cash in knock offs than anything the Asylum currently puts out.

@okami6399 3 года назад

Man, re-watching this in November really gives all of the 2020 jokes a different feeling.

@wrighthowell9801 4 года назад

"Texas Gladiators" that's a good name for a global pandemic. Let's got with that!

@grapeshot 4 года назад

I was stationed at Fort Hood in Texas for 2 years. I can see something like this happening down there.

@dubuyajay9964 4 года назад

Sounds fun.

@jimmyglea 4 года назад

Me too...Killeen and the surrounding area is a cesspool...and by “surrounding area”, I mean Texas.

@maxtew6521 4 года назад

@@jimmyglea HEY! I'm from Alabama, and I'll cross a couple borders to defend my southern brethren: that's "FUN cesspool," mister!

@mountbuckekreative4044 4 года назад

Finally a movie that is bold enough to show lasers how they would look in reality. Brilliant!

@Launchpad05 4 года назад

At least it has ONE Avenger in Peter Hooten. Now all we need is for Reb Brown, Lou Ferrigno, Nicholas Hammond, and Eric Allan Kramer to 'assemble'.

@seanmatyas3938 4 года назад

And David Hasselhoff can bring them all together

@docsnake 4 года назад

"Dire music doesn't tell me something is happening, it just lets me know the movie is still playing." Lol

@AdaWongLover5 4 года назад

Not since Tombstone have I seen a man yell "NO" so dramatically.

@AdmiralAwsm 4 года назад

I'll see your Tombstone and raise you a Pet Semetary (1989).

@ThatGuy-y2c 4 года назад

Cyynric I’ll see your Pet Semetary (1989) and raise you a Revenge of the Sith.

@ThatGuy-y2c 4 года назад

Aly H Was there a “No!” in that?

@zennyspent 4 года назад

@@ThatGuy-y2c I have to believe you're kidding there, Nighthawks.

@ThatGuy-y2c 4 года назад

Zenny Spent I forgot about Luke’s “No!” when Obi-Wan is killed.

@Kirk00077 4 года назад

The lead (?) character screaming like a madman, charging a formation of guys with riot shields and machine guns, jumping over their heads, and only *then* getting shot to pieces, is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on this show. Up there with “Daaaaamn! Twins!” for me.

@SirAsdf 4 года назад

5:45 It's nice to know my grandma's Denim Overalls survived the apocalypse

@mamawray 4 года назад

"Bad-Ass Gas". A great line that would never work on a t-shirt.

@TheBattlesword 4 года назад

9:58 “Die Hard in a power plant” So A Good Day To Die Hard, basically?

@erichhess 4 года назад

Little Rita of the lost world is a film we all desperately need.

@wurdnurd1 4 года назад

"This is very accurate to the year 2020"....it's now only July, we still have 5 more months for this inevitable truth...

@adrienfourniercom 4 года назад

5:57 "Exsplosive" then, painted on the wall. That's how we suppose to spell "explosive" in 2020? I haven't been warned, yet

@billding6032 4 года назад

I like post-apocalyptic January

@rozz6398 4 года назад

Just noticed the "Sword and the Sorcerer" poster on the wall. Sweet!

@Launchpad05 4 года назад

Is that 'Loki' in the poster?

@CthulhuianBunny 4 года назад

@@Launchpad05 No, that's just King Ugly Guy Who Manages to Survive Longer Than Demon Richard Moll

@stilelits 4 года назад

DANGER EXSPLOSIVE

@Niinkai 4 года назад

5 years later and the main characters have a kid? This isn't from the writers of Endgame, this is Endgame!

@ttthttpd 4 года назад

This is spooky to me. Ever since I decided moving to Texas is a good idea, Texas themed stuff has showed up on my subs and on TV (cowboy films, Walker Texas Ranger, DFW church shooting, and even a tourism series on PBS) And now Cinema Snob has a Texas related episode.

@TheVgrey 4 года назад

Shields without the middle part that genious

@tumbledtexas7745 4 года назад

6:12 Exsplosive...ha! Lawd, it's painfully obvious that no dictionaries were harmed in the making of this EXPLOSIVE piece of cinema.

@209_sins 4 года назад

I grew up renting this all the time from a drugstore in the l8 80's.. I own the same VHS copy.. THANK YOU for paying homage // satirizing to this flick.. This made me ridiculously happy to see pop up in my feed!

@nicklager1666 4 года назад

If this doesnt have Mike Adamle as a narrator from American Gladiators im going to be so pissed.

@JoeChillton 4 года назад

Mr. Jeff Harvey? lol

@nasapackage1879 4 года назад

WWE'S GREATEST SPOOF!!

@Lobsterwithinternet 4 года назад

* insert American Gladiators theme *

@scitechian 4 года назад

[someone performs a dropkick] "WHAT a knee to the face!"

@danmount9462 4 года назад

@@JoeChillton How much does this guy weigh?

@djmexicanodetx2195 4 года назад

Much love from Texas Snob! 🤘

@TRohrich 4 года назад

I lived in Texas for a time. That sound track plays constantly at a low level. It is the strangest thing.

@quietside3734 4 года назад

These are the types of films we need nowadays. Studios are making a big mistake by spending big on Star Wars films, when the key to success is clearly cardboard death cars and biker gangs.

@MiXVoy 4 года назад

Still waiting for Brandon Tenold's review

@atlanime 4 года назад

I kept thinking the guy playing the Nazi bald guy looked like a cross between Richard Moll and James Tolken.

@user-cv7uk5xu5g 4 года назад

Brad goes back to his roots. Simply awesome.

@egoborder3203 4 года назад

ah those Texas tunnels and factories where I left my heart!

@dubuyajay9964 4 года назад

So Houston, then?

@BaronVonQuiply 4 года назад

I'm a Communist Horse, and I approve of this Apocalypse.

@LammasuRex 2 года назад

It's kind of ironic he started 2020 with a post apocalypse movie.

@jacobmatthewcrawford2120 4 года назад

Not a bad start to 2020!

@SpeedyEric1 2 года назад

And it only went downhill from here.

@marcusaurelius6307 4 года назад

Can you review Roar starring Tippi Hedren and Melanie Griffith? The story behind the film is: 70 people were injured when they decided to act alongside 150 lions The real story is barebones and virtually non-existent; family runs from a pack of lions.

@ZillMob 4 года назад

Marcus Aurelius do you know diamonds hagan? She is great and she did Roar

@marcusaurelius6307 4 года назад

@@ZillMob No I'll have to check her video out.

@cptrelentless80085 4 года назад

Didn't he already do Roar?

@marcusaurelius6307 4 года назад

@@cptrelentless80085 Nope; I'd have gulped that up by then.

@ndoris 4 года назад

@@cptrelentless80085 Not Snob but Red Letter Media with Macaulay Culkin did. It's pretty good.

@JaycRam 4 года назад

Reviewing these Italian movies makes me feels like it's the early days of Snob all over again.

@DarkseidJoshua 4 года назад

I can officially comfirm that Conquest is indeed a Snob episode

@Thoran666 4 года назад

It's nice to see people struggling with ADHD and no medication still being able to direct movies.

@derp-construction3341 4 года назад

The Yiffpocolapse is just outside the studio. Quick, grab the Crisco! It will be the new currency after all.

@JCWolfwood 4 года назад

The fox in the rice hat and fatigues. That could have been a reference to the North Korean anime series Squirrel and Hedgehog.

@vijayvr 4 года назад

*_Legend has it the Cinema Snob is so snobby that his acknowledgement of your comment can make you just as snobby._*

@vijayvr 4 года назад

@Cory Thompson 😇 ikr

@dvid22 4 года назад

2020 really gonna get crazy

@SpeedyEric1 3 года назад

Oh, it WAS crazy. Rest assured.

@Hexphile 4 года назад

Danger Explosive sounds like a better protagonist name for this movie.

@macdeus2601 4 года назад

*Exsplosive"

@sadekx5251 4 года назад

I can't wait for this to be released on BluRay.

@gordonfreeman2634 3 года назад

Maybe Severin films

@gordonfreeman2634 3 года назад

Maybe Severin films

@gordonfreeman2634 3 года назад

Maybe Severin films

@leemcdonald1342 4 года назад

1983? That was made in the year I was born. Strange coincidence.

@Nestalgba92023 4 года назад

It's 1982.

@leemcdonald1342 4 года назад

@@Nestalgba92023 Whoops.

@Ray2Jerry 4 года назад

You mean someone wrote "Danger Exsplosive" on it 😂 🤣

@phreakazoith2237 4 года назад

the dictionaries were the first ones burnt in the harsh winter of 2019

@WayneMoyer 4 года назад

There's a third Bronx movie? Okay now I need to find if its streaming. I oddly want to find out how it ends. I'm kind of invested in it thanks to MST3k and Rifftrax.

@Poodleinacan 4 года назад

Manliness. The future is manly.

@GasmaskAvenger 4 года назад

Peter Hooten's appearance in the film just reminded me... ...we need a Snob episode on Night Killer (aka Italian Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3) so bad.

@sunshineholmes3487 4 года назад

Baron von Raschke making his return in 2020 confirmed.

@dubuyajay9964 4 года назад

Who?

@ChristianMcAngus 4 года назад

7:50 Of course this scene is a reference to Mad Max 2 when Goldenboy gets accidentally killed. Makes you appreciate what a good job Mad Max 2 managed to do seeing a confusing mess of a movie like this.

@xkumanekox 4 года назад

Good to know that Al Cliver survived the ending of Zombie. He was so badass that a mere bite from his zombie girlfriend was not enough to kill him or turn him into a zombie.

@TheRealNormanBates 4 года назад

Little does the Snob know, but this is a documentary on what’s happening in California. 5:15 _Mega weapon?_ 5:57 Danger _ExSplosive?_ Are they sure it’s not Florida gladiators? I can’t wait for 2021 to get here so I can have 2020 hindsight.

@AlexaRobin21 4 года назад

Crisis City has nothing on California.

@thesusanturpin 3 года назад

Oh, hey, that resident of Dallas/Fort Worth is me.

@poopitypoopoppopoop 4 года назад

We still might get there

@ArtHistoryScholar 4 года назад

Cinema Snob, Also, that dark wide shot inside a nondescript tunnel totally looks like Texas! 😋

@zorrovengador8625 4 года назад

HAPPY NEW YEAR SIR !! Thanks for your great critics I follow n your channel for more than a year now... Regards from France... Patrick

@brandonbarker961 4 года назад

Ok...you can't just tease "3 on a Meathook" without snubbing it some time this year. The whole middle section will have everyone begging for Johnny Charro. Even Joie Chitwood and the Danger Angels.

@Ze0do0Gas 4 года назад

Danger "Exsplosive"?!?

@mland2012 4 года назад

I'm pretty sure the Chernobyl disaster was actually the Soviet Union's attempt to make a 2020 Texas Gladiator-sploitation movie that got way out of hand.

@THEOUTCASTSCREATIVE 3 месяца назад

love the Sword & The Sorcerer poster.

@eventyraren 3 года назад

And 2020 is over, any movie named 2021 out there?

@Danniboi03 4 года назад

Well this review didn't age well. 2020 really did become a disaster

@ryandowney8743 4 года назад

No Megaweapon? Zero stars!

@giladpellaeon1691 4 года назад

Brad, did you use a sound clip from Clerks the animated series?

@CartoonTriper 4 года назад

Cinema snob preparing Us for World War 3

@SpeedyEric1 3 года назад

Yeah, the 1982 TV mini-series. Now If you'll excuse me, I have some business to do with my shittin' cup.

@ArtHistoryScholar 4 года назад

🤣😁 "This is the apocalypse; you're in big trouble for not calling rape dibs!" Hilarious 😂

@depression52 4 года назад

I know a worst of the year list is coming (please Brad) so I have a few suggestions (obviously its Brad's channel he can do what he wants) the first would be to do it as the snob and the second would be to do it with his his wife (where Laura has her own bottom ten list) at any rate I look forward to it!

@M1dniter 4 года назад

Big like for Clerks: TAS soundbite

@Scatscar1985 3 года назад

A rare sighting of a fully dressed Sabrina Siani!

@Mattteus 4 года назад

Is that a sword and sorcerer poster back there?

@thEannoyingE 4 года назад

Since when does Brad use a set?

@jonathanbethards3689 4 года назад

My Monday has been saved, thanks Snob!

@richardfan7157 4 года назад

Next up, Cannon's America 3000?

@wimvanderstraeten6521 3 года назад

I remember that poster from my visits to the local video store.

@rackroll4405 2 года назад

I love the trivia..

@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 4 месяца назад

Honestly, I really like the cars design . Reminds me of old hot wheels

@nbruzek 3 года назад

And here at the END of 2020 its clear the end really IS near!

@10191927 4 года назад

☝️😲 Brad I’m deeply upset you didn’t wait until December 31st 2020 to review this movie. Then you could’ve set up another movie that takes place in 2021. Worst. Missed. Opportunity. Ever!

@nakenmil 4 года назад

5:13 SHINY AND CHROME!

@emberparadox458 4 года назад

So, has Brad & Co moved out of Springfield and are now based out of Doug and Rob's new studio? I'm not saying that's a bad thing or anything but this is the second reference I've seen to him working in a studio now where it cuts to the Channel Awesome studio and we get a Doug or other Channel Awesome cameo and I don't remember any mention of a move from Brad.

@quarter_cab 4 года назад

A Dear Hunter reference, The Cinema Snob is also a Prog Snob confirmed

@Thegr8MC 4 года назад

15:38 Oh that's just Ryan Hill on his way to shoot up a furry convention! (I wonder how many people will get that reference)

@cottontail1039 4 года назад

Yeah, that's what I thought it looked like. XD

@dubuyajay9964 4 года назад

Who?

@jasonjimerson7046 4 года назад

Jack Palance? I was thinking more like a Lance Hendrickson comparison here.

@psycher7 4 года назад

To me he looks more like Charles Bronson.

@pothatuu 4 года назад

ACTUALLY "Endgame (Bronx lotta finale)" translates to "The Final Battle", not "The Bronx Trilogy Finale" and is not related to any other movie series... However, since all these Italian apocalypse movies are exactly the same, you could mistake it for a sequel to "Bronx Warriors" or "Escape from the Bronx".

@taterboob 4 года назад

Weird timing on this video. I just saw this movie for the first time roughly around the point when this video dropped when I was going through some old torrented Monstervision episodes. I unironically love the music in this movie.

@Andy-li2px 3 года назад

i watched it this movie when i was 3 my GOD

@virginiadare1587 4 года назад

Kylo Stimpy!! 😂😂

@TheKevin546 4 года назад

That poster of The Ultimate Mission at 4:38, isn't that the posture of Ted Prior at the end of Deadly Prey? Deadly Prey was made in 1987 and The Ultimate Mission in 1988.

@GlassesnMouthplates 4 года назад

You know some backstage beef was going on and last minute decisions was made during the filming of this movie when the shortlived Nixus character is placed at the top during the ending credits while Peter Hooten's role is under the rapist villain guy.