Contrary to your comment, the sunroof both slides open and tilts open - your finger was right next to the switch in the overhead console. Porsche's conservative 0-60 time is 6.0 seconds with Car & Driver getting 5.0 seconds. If that is "no power" in your view, the simple solution is to just get the V-6 twin turbo. 🙂
If the car is truly as slow as he describes, there is a solenoid related to the accelerator that may need to be replaced...that is, 1) if the car is truly as "so slow" as he describes, and 2) given he actually knows what he is talking about. And, why would the reviewer put down his wife's perception as being so unaware? What is the point of that...other than perhaps the reviewer showing himself to be a little slow?
What a useless review! How can the power from the 2.0 litre be as bad as he “stated over and over at nauseam” when there are literally hundreds of other reviews that praise the performance while of course stating that it should not be compared to the S or GTS. I personally don’t see the logic of really criticizing the car seeing that it does do 0-60 in the 6.0 to 6.5 seconds range. Worst review.