2024 is off to a wild start 

TBH, this is better than the UTTP bullshit. I agree with you.

German ones: ARD, ZDF, Das erste, and yeah

nah ETC ftw

I’d love for this to be a monthly heck I’d be fine if this were a yearly video idea lol

Well all of the American news networks are awful 😭

Kevin pls let me and Crowley out from under the stairs is been a decade

crazy?

​@@RaininPayne2 Plead all you want no one gets out not you not crowley. Not even me

10 years for me"

@@Sans5YTi was crazy once

I love the bit where a whole swat team busts in and his first thought is "oh that's kinky."

He skipped over the bit about how the hotel was owned by the moonies too. I suppose getting into the weeds on them might be too much of a digression.

@@Dustin_Frost The worst part is that coment is only partially made up by Kevin. The whole story is so bizarre but aparently is real. Have i not know otherwise, i would have thought the guy was a character created by Kevin, cause he sure acts like one. Without the real life context it certainly sounds like one of his bitlife playthoughs. Proves that people can be more ridicoulus and stupid than characters in games.

i keep up with the news bc i'm a masochist and i'll admit that this is the best news out there. i'd watch it everyday if he uploaded that often lol

ambiwance

🙏

And it looks like Kevin's having fun too which is always nice

Love seeing kevin try new video styles. Hes always so fun

It’s always a good video when Kevin is being creative and having fun. ALWAYS!

I miss Kev watching Irish TV. It was hilarious :D

It seems like most cops are just terrified of anything that moves the way they talk sometimes.

The officer was also a vet. Plenty of training and trauma 😅

@@AhkmedTheLiving I'm a vet. That's not an excuse.

@@CaptSaiyaman1941 i'm curious as to why you say he didn't need training. do you think he wasn't fit to be a cop in the first place? even so, i think more widespread and standardized regulations for police training and stuff wouldn't be a horrible idea.

@nightcoreeclub Yeah, I just meant that no amount of training would have mattered. This was inevitable, and that man should have never been a cop.

i feel like it's rodent torture-ish. how do we know that the mice understand what they're experiencing o_o what if they're just piss scared the whole time or don't perceive it the right way... then what💀

@@nightcoreeclubI used to have pet mice. They’re literally so sweet if you take the time to build trust and bond with them. My favorite mouse (RIP Mousegeddon) memorized my foot steps compared to other ppls and would only come out of his burrow for me. I miss him so much

I think you need to get some perspective on reality vs theory because it's inhumane what you're describing but you find it funny Are you, by any chance, a family guy viewer?

@@Unwanted_truth_ I think you need some perpective on sarcasm/dark humor because otherwise i dont understand how is this your honest reaction to this coment. Thats a worrying lack of common sense, especially in this chanel were this sort of humor is perfectly on brand. Seriously, is this your first day on the internet or what?

I think we both know Jim would not allow Kevin to sleep.

Stop I genuinely was confused like, "Isn't this just Groundhog Day?" and started thinking it wasn't because of how baffled Kevin was. I did not ONCE stop to consider that it just.. wasn't a thing anywhere else 💀 can you tell I'm American? /hj

​​@@misstiger1454 I'm Canadian, but especially cause I'm near Toronto, we absorb a lot of 'Americanism' even though we don't necessarily observe it the same way. Like we have groundhogs day but I've always associated more with America. Either way, Kev's confusion was v funny

My feral coworker suggested that we sacrifice Phil for an assured early spring

​@@misstiger1454 Wow I didn't even realize he was baffled 😂 I thought he was aware and just reporting on the results. Never realized until I read your comment 😂😂😂

@@krazyxki I would assume he was aware but still baffled. Cause the Groundhog Day movie is prety popular, is the only way i know of this strange festivity. And if i know about in the other side of the continent, Kevin could know about it in another continent. Not that knowing it exits would make it any less bizarre. One thing is seeing in a movie and another seeing in real life. Of course, this being Kevin, it could be that he knew about it though the movie and forgot completely it was a thing until disovering it all over again for this video.

unless it's made on behalf of a groundhog, then it's a fact

Yeah, but as someone who lives in the US, why though? It's just as stupid as the fucking masks

no wonder his legs were numb, bro was tryna pull some James Bond moves 😭

Man watched to much Rookie Blue

For the ✨drama✨

so freakin sus

I have my suspidgeons about him

Yeah I don't trust that pigeon it might be up to something

Well birds aren't real so

@@PinkGhostFace Of course not they are all Chinese spy robots

thats one way to make being locked up for a crime a good thing- at least you made it there

silence, fascist. @@scalemerald

well he also stole his girlfriends car, was making threats, and allegedly had a weapon to act on those threats, so I don't really care that he might need a bit of therapy all things considered.

@robonator2945 Personally I prefer due process. Like yeah he was a piece of shit but I don't wish PTSD on anyone

@@robonator2945 No human being is illegal.

Yeah, I'm not surprised 😂 toddlers are just like that sometimes

I used to be happily chilling inside and the next minute be round the corner of the house playing with the hose faucet. A toddler who's spotted something shiny could break the land speed record.

Came to say the same. No one understands how fast toddlers are until you have one. They just have zero hesitation once they put their mind to something.

But why did they break the glass to get the kid out? Does the arcade have to break the glass every time they restock the plush toys in the machine?

@@ThreadBomb often times the company who owns the claw machine is completely independent from the store its in! I bet they couldn't get in contact with the retailer who had a key to unlock it, and after a while it was safer to break the glass then to leave the kid in there longer.

That kid adopted the claw machine, kevin was born in it, he didn't see sun light, well forever😊

Not enough, should be prosecuted and never be able to be an officer again.

@@FatalAlcatraz That would be taking things too far. He clearly panicked and thought he was actually being attacked, not intentionally attacking someone with insidious intentions. Being stripped of his badge is punishment enough

​@@mar_speedman"Being stripped of his badge is fine, but not being allowed to get it back is too far" is a wild thing to say, so I assume you mean the prosecution part? Look, if anyone else fired gunshots at someone harmlessly locked in a vehicle, screaming about being shot at and "hit", they'd be prosecuted for disturbance at minimum. An acorn. What a "misunderstanding". He nearly killed someone! Guns aren't toys, it's not like an oopsie with a rubber bat!

@@baydiac He literally had a bodycam. He clearly panicked, might even have PTSD. Sure, he shouldn't ever be allowed near a gun, but you act like he's a monster. He's a human being, leave him be. He already got fired from his job, why do you want to go further?

@@mar_speedman As a warning to all cops to keep their gun in the fucking holster unless they're 100% certain they need it, and to stop police departments from hiring people who are too psychologically unstable to tell the difference between an acorn and a gunshot.

I'm fairly certain it was a post traumatic stress response, which will likely cause a chain reaction for the detainee to suffer post traumatic stress. A vicious cycle that needs less "training" and more therapy, in my honest opinion. I've recently listened to one of my dad's friends who wrote a poem about the acorns hitting her aluminium porch roof sounding like older artillery. It's not a stretch to imagine someone with more traumatic experiences reacting more strongly. A large portion of the American Police force are Veterans already.

​@@JasminemPolyanthum another factor people leave out is that the subject in the car? Yeah, he was arrested for stealing his girlfriends car. He was also making threats to her. (not sure what, haven't seen that documented. Knee-jerk reaction is to say death threats, but I don't recall ever seeing that be confirmed, although -> ) He was also alleged to be armed and intending to act on those threats. So, picture this, you're chasing a guy who just stole his girlfriend's car, is allegedly armed, and has made threats that they appear to be acting on. You arrest that person and detain them, but don't find a weapon. You then hear a loud noise from behind you, coming from the car that they're detained in. Yeah, it ain't exactly wild to assume, 'fuck, we missed the weapon, and they just fired it'. Also, the adrenaline shock from that fight or flight moment could have reasonably made them think they had been hit. It's actually extremely common for GSW's to not actually feel painful initially. Our bodies just didn't evolve pain receptors for that sort of thing, so it's pretty common for people to be hit and not actually feel it initially. So, if all that happens, then in-the-moment you feel your legs go numb, yeah, it's not unreasonable to think you might have been hit. It's easy to meme on but, as with most things, it only sounds insane when you don't have context or understand GSWs but in-context it's not really all that unreasonable all things considered. IMO it's really only even being reported on a lot because it plays into the 'cops bad and/or incompetent' political push.

@@JasminemPolyanthum Veterans need to get better treatment because the way they are treated right now is sickening. And I don’t mean publicly, I mean how VA treats them. They basically don’t get any care for them that is even slightly expensive despite being promised more.

He also claimed "something hit me and my legs went numb"

It's almost like the government is a sham, and has always been a sham, and promises people things to get them to fight their wars for them despite never intending to actually provide those promises. @@Mayflower-Yev

as someone who plays their music loudly in the car i've definitely depended on things besides sirens to catch ambulances coming my way 💀 i grow warier the more experience i gain

Thanks for the tip on Feel Good News. I'll check them out.

So Greece has fallen 😢

pigeons are heaven's rats

Nah, the police obviously have more dirt on that pigeon, and the pigeon knows it. They're just letting it go so it will lead them to the head of its organization. Then the police will burst into its rookery and offer it a plea deal to turn state's evidence against the Big Pigeon.

I was thinking the same thing- his alibi is sus as hell, as Kev said, the pigeon has no sense of direction if his story is true, so why did he choose that career path?

the pigeon clearly paid them off

what animation? the paper people?

@@nightcoreeclub a video some youtuber requested, its him animated being chased by Charlie, the main character from Hasbin Hotel.

whered he take them to 😭

@@anasfilmproj tortuga

There’s also a opossum that predicts spring 😂😂 “Sand Mountain Sam has predicted an early spring for 2024. He's an opossum from Albertville, and Sand Mountain Sam has predicted the coming of spring on Groundhog Day since 1993”

at least the police department didn't defend him too hard i guess lol. they did let him resign which is embarrassing but.... this is why we need national police database that keeps track of fuck ups cops make lol. so he doesn't go to the town/county over and get hired again as a cop lool

@nightcoreeclub They would game that system, too. They need to be held accountable, just as any job. If they still argue, 4 year criminal justice is a must. These are some of the highest paid employees of any city. Yet, only require, "training".

All of your country was a mistake.

@@nightcoreeclubpart of the issue is if cops resign after an “incident” they often times can get another job with a station in a different district…

​@AmbrosiusVanDerCastel in all honesty about half of us here absolutely agree and want out of here lmao

Guess we’re no longer his friends 😢

@@JamesMaund538Or we're good enough friends that he doesn't need to remind us

@@lordshennington2756or we are even closer as just close friends and he has kidnapped us in the dear leaders basement

@@lordshennington2756 or we’re even closer and we’re in his basement, no need to remind us that way

We are enemies 😡

General Beauregard Lee is his full name! He lives in a tiny mansion, and he is reportedly the most actually accurate groundhog in the game. We don't have an "interpreter" for his decision. They open his front door and if he decides to go out and stay out, then it's an early spring. If he either doesn't come out or comes out and "sees his shadow" (goes back inside), then six more weeks of winter.

Im proud that youre safe and hope you can start healing soon! You'll get through this

@@liddonburns8195 thank you so much! Yeah it's been a bit harder this & the last week since it was my first birthday without her present but I'm happy she no longer had to suffer due to her illnesses

crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. the rats made me crazy

Omg you’re just like me fr

​@@kierstinishere4693crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

​@@scar1002crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. the rats made me crazy

​@@scar1002 crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy

Claw machines are definitely not child proof. In all honesty I’m surprised it doesn’t happen more.

I wouldn't wish that research job on anyone, least of all Kevin. Spending all week scouring the news sent a lot of people's mental health down the drain and I don't want to see Kevin unhappy. That being said, if Kevo WANTS to do that, then I would be here for all the news.

hello you

Hello there

Me starting a programming course

You gotta check out Zach Star Himself doing news skits about actual news stories.

Wait, I know you. I like our videos too ❤

Is it still there in this video?

yea, im giving up, im going to try to block the frequency on my end, but if I cant fix it idk, i cant watch any videos with it

I dont hear anything?

samsies @@carna24