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Joey Diaz
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@Brandonian3030
@Brandonian3030 10 лет назад
Segura looks like lee's cool older brother
@sebspliff20
@sebspliff20 10 лет назад
younger older brother imo
@anchorbubba
@anchorbubba 4 года назад
@@sebspliff20 holy shit haha
@betrousaltaweel
@betrousaltaweel 4 года назад
Lee's cool brother is Jordan Syatt the fitness guru.
@lordwill3452
@lordwill3452 3 года назад
For real
@maverik736
@maverik736 3 года назад
True
@johnd8978
@johnd8978 Год назад
I'm sure Joey is the only Podcaster in the world where people listen or re-listen to his ads.
@ameyalimaye5765
@ameyalimaye5765 11 месяцев назад
Bill Burr is another. His ad reads are very entertaining
@culkin_maculcy2445
@culkin_maculcy2445 9 месяцев назад
Tim Dillon too
@Fatmanonhedge
@Fatmanonhedge 9 месяцев назад
Norm and the mangrate
@lukewoodworth2101
@lukewoodworth2101 2 месяца назад
"OK I'm really excited to tell you about Hulu plus" vs. "Hulu plus they don't fuck around over there"
@CommieExiles
@CommieExiles 8 лет назад
Joey and Lee are the perfect example of opposites attracting eachother.
@rgentertainment3302
@rgentertainment3302 5 лет назад
Joey: I cant stand needles. I faint at the sight of needles. Also Joey: I go to acupuncture as often as I can. 😂
@BrianSmithblr375
@BrianSmithblr375 2 года назад
😂😂
@Jacob-th4om
@Jacob-th4om Год назад
Gotta conquer your fears in this life brother
@user-ke4qe3rf4r
@user-ke4qe3rf4r 11 месяцев назад
​@Jacob-th4om nope you don't. I am neveeeer going to swim with sharks. 😂
@chrisscheidegger8059
@chrisscheidegger8059 3 месяца назад
Rick james esque
@colbymarsh2074
@colbymarsh2074 2 года назад
This is such a great episode, I love how about halfway through lee really gets an opportunity to talk without anyone busting his balls, as much as we all love when the older guys give lee shit, it’s just great to hear him get a shot at storytelling
@Slappist_Cast
@Slappist_Cast Год назад
Came back for the ads, stayed to replay the entire podcast before bed. Tremendous
@AlexH4774
@AlexH4774 Год назад
Fuck yeah
@smokedoutpositivesquad9463
@smokedoutpositivesquad9463 Год назад
Why for the ads?
@LorenzoLovesMma
@LorenzoLovesMma 5 месяцев назад
@@smokedoutpositivesquad9463cause they the funniest
@JWP6948
@JWP6948 2 года назад
I've watched this one 20x and 36:44 still kills me 😂😂😂😂
@Beaueloevsworstnightmare
@Beaueloevsworstnightmare Год назад
"I gotta shake his fucking hand " 😂
@HilaryCliiinton
@HilaryCliiinton 10 месяцев назад
Came to the comments to see someone mention this lol. So fucking vile to say yet so funny 😂
@Harrison2329
@Harrison2329 10 месяцев назад
No one has EVER thought that😭😭😭😭
@demonszn1210
@demonszn1210 22 дня назад
Bro I always lost my shit when I heard that 😭
@JordanDKline
@JordanDKline 8 лет назад
Tom looks super hydrated in this videos.
@BDizzleFoShizzle1980
@BDizzleFoShizzle1980 8 лет назад
He's the water champ.
@-g-lock813
@-g-lock813 5 лет назад
u like him u weird~!>??????? who give`s a fuck machine gun her in the muffler
@tylerfiecke
@tylerfiecke 4 года назад
It’s good to stay hydrated when your featherin it brother
@swooshpack
@swooshpack Год назад
Following proto as usual
@moriyokiri3229
@moriyokiri3229 2 года назад
Uncle Joey torturing Lee with THC is the best thing on the internet
@BefallenLegate
@BefallenLegate 6 лет назад
Still loving these old podcasts. Segura still loving nothing but killing the enemy.
@PixelatedKarl
@PixelatedKarl 10 лет назад
I'm high as a kite and that commercial at the end had me crying laughing.
@spacemancam
@spacemancam 5 лет назад
PixelatedKarl Blow that right in ya fucken face
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 4 года назад
@@spacemancam 🤣🤣🤣
@itsyourboyisaiah_226
@itsyourboyisaiah_226 3 года назад
Same here
@Robstafarian
@Robstafarian 10 лет назад
1:48:42 Tom Segura witnesses the greatest ads in history.
@SkandalouzStyle
@SkandalouzStyle 4 года назад
6 years ago, 6 fucking years! Who's watching this for the first time in 2020? Lol
@Insan731
@Insan731 3 года назад
2021!
@sadhobgoblin7741
@sadhobgoblin7741 2 года назад
Ages like fine wine
@420drew
@420drew 5 месяцев назад
2024 bro
@joemontez8103
@joemontez8103 2 года назад
Good Gawd I fucking love Joey Diaz..makes me laugh when times are rough...its the best medicine
@hatchparabola6947
@hatchparabola6947 10 лет назад
Joey's take on foreigners fighting in America cracked me up the hardest. Total curveball
@liamnilsson9647
@liamnilsson9647 7 месяцев назад
hi i disliked your commentsio
@fallingwater27
@fallingwater27 10 лет назад
Lee you're a badass! I actually prefer having Joey and Tom on the top because that's where my eye naturally goes. Keep on keeping on brother
@nokillcam23
@nokillcam23 10 лет назад
Best podcast ever
@TheCoyoteTail
@TheCoyoteTail 3 месяца назад
The good ol’ days.
@giusepperesponte8077
@giusepperesponte8077 10 месяцев назад
This is the only video I’ve ever seen in the 17 years I’ve been watching RU-vid that has more time watched on its ad portion than the rest of the actual video. That’s seriously impressive.
@seanob9245
@seanob9245 3 года назад
36:44 omg tom dies at the darkest jokes i lve for that comedy hahahah.
@dnbjarhead
@dnbjarhead 9 лет назад
Joey Diaz and Bill Burr two of the best Ad Men in the game!
@samsboxingexperiment2193
@samsboxingexperiment2193 8 лет назад
Ad men?
@coreytaylor8821
@coreytaylor8821 8 лет назад
+Sam Deddens best at reading advertisements and making them classic and hilarious. look up "bill burr- sherries berries hahahaha
@B14k3
@B14k3 4 года назад
This is such an excellent episode. Water champ looks great and the flying Jew is so high!!!! We need to see more lee.
@ate5ive866
@ate5ive866 2 года назад
This brings back memories even though I started listening to the church in 2015/16, JRE, Joey, Redban, Kill Tony, Rich roll, Tim Ferris, even Ari...sometimes, all these podcasts gave me entertainment and comfort when I needed it most.
@ryanl1033
@ryanl1033 2 года назад
Blows my mind to see these being 7 years old
@lufcbrice
@lufcbrice 10 лет назад
loved this podcast, bein a massive sabbath fan, and real music, zeppelin, rainbow etc, i judge people on their taste of music.
@1toots
@1toots 10 лет назад
Literally cried for the last ten min., nearly killed me, those commercials :D... I think I'll watch em' again!
@Culturedtuna1
@Culturedtuna1 8 лет назад
1:46:37 funniest commercials lmao
@kylesundell1554
@kylesundell1554 5 лет назад
Please pray for my mom shes very bad off.
@mistermasterful3556
@mistermasterful3556 10 лет назад
Ya enjoy your work too Tom, good to see more down to earth people!
@juliansantana2849
@juliansantana2849 4 года назад
32:01 lee spots the devil for the first time
@JTD2001
@JTD2001 4 года назад
Julian Santana like in the Exorcist when they keep showing flashes of the demon😂
@bananapineapple6949
@bananapineapple6949 2 года назад
🤣
@brandonplaysdrum
@brandonplaysdrum 2 года назад
Love Joey, Lee and Tom. These shows are a creature comfort when times get a bit rough for me. Been listening to the podcast for a few years but I'm now going back to watch these old shows for the first time in 2022. Much love Uncle Joey!
@tdubbs1717
@tdubbs1717 10 лет назад
This the the reason I love Mad Flavor. Tom Segura is a national headliner, I saw him live in a theatre with Rogan in Toronto. Segura just sits there in amazement and laughter to half the shit Joey says, its fuckin poetry.
@NvSSS
@NvSSS 10 лет назад
Powerful, Tom Segure!
@Huxtee7
@Huxtee7 7 лет назад
Everytime Joey say's crystal THC pretty sure he means PCP.
@darxcide7375
@darxcide7375 7 лет назад
Feck You yeah he's confirmed this a few times. You definitely can't snort THC and hallucinate for 8 hours and shit
@butharat
@butharat 7 лет назад
Feck You He gets his abbreviations mixed up a lot
@Stoney-Jacksman
@Stoney-Jacksman 4 года назад
Back then they used to call it 'crystal' or 'crystal thc, dust, angel dust, sherm' etc. There was no google to check what it is you're actually sniffing. Your friend called it that way..and if you're young than thats what it is. Many kids did it in NY back in the day. Its crazy..since pcp is one helluva drug.
@shinjiikari4851
@shinjiikari4851 4 года назад
@@Stoney-Jacksman they would say they would boil stems and thc would fall off and they would collect it at the bottom. The very first time I heard that I knew it was bullshit. Everyone would be doing that if that's how it worked.
@collinbarnard207
@collinbarnard207 3 года назад
@@shinjiikari4851 yeah I remember hearing that from Joey years ago. I’m pretty sure it was just something he made up to verify what may be a false memory of people calling it thc crystal, or to convince himself those people calling it thc crystal weren’t liars or dumbasses
@tylerfoley2859
@tylerfoley2859 4 года назад
Holy shot LR I live 20 mins from there lol good to know a superstar comedian went to college up the road from me and is in LA now
@egggmann2000
@egggmann2000 10 лет назад
joey is the best!
@mistermasterful3556
@mistermasterful3556 10 лет назад
Amen Brotha about the VMA's!! keep it up DIAZ!!
@phatone911
@phatone911 9 лет назад
Why am i JUST now finding this?! Fuck. Im in!
@thefirepenguins74
@thefirepenguins74 6 лет назад
Coming here after listening episode 251 of your mom's house podcast, after Tom tell the story of how high he ended up after eating Joey's edible 😂😂😂
@lukewoodworth2101
@lukewoodworth2101 27 дней назад
One of the best intros with the lee story and joey rossting him and then the best add read ever
@jackfrost8600
@jackfrost8600 4 года назад
The good ole days when Lee wasnt shy to show himself, good times!! Lee like a cute giggity giggly tedyy bear 😂😂🤣
@ssLFM4387
@ssLFM4387 2 года назад
Joey with that octopus 🐙 had me dying 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@deaker123
@deaker123 10 лет назад
Powerful!
@thecmoose4754
@thecmoose4754 Год назад
Thank God these are still up
@Kee682
@Kee682 Год назад
that hulu ad read was the greatest
@GRACEVENTURES
@GRACEVENTURES 10 лет назад
Powerful Tommy Bunns!
@chris_redd2453
@chris_redd2453 3 года назад
Stop wiggling Lee😂
@dmicinsk
@dmicinsk Год назад
Thanks you guys you have changed my life I love listening to this in the morning
@napukapu
@napukapu 10 лет назад
Joey You're the man
@starman5500
@starman5500 5 лет назад
Break out the Percocets! We are going Deep Tonite. Going through Surgery !
@coltonjones2253
@coltonjones2253 4 года назад
Lee and Tom have a funny dynamic in this episode lol.
@rtnst3439
@rtnst3439 10 лет назад
Love the how the smile drops of Lee's face when he hears Joey say '10% down'
@heroiccombatengineer6018
@heroiccombatengineer6018 Год назад
The fact that he had Mike on the show after telling all this things says only one thing. B A L L S
@Ryan-9000
@Ryan-9000 10 лет назад
Science!
@matth7448
@matth7448 2 года назад
toms reaction to the ads is something I always find hilarious
@raymoneyyouflow8204
@raymoneyyouflow8204 4 года назад
49:30
@SharifKridane
@SharifKridane 8 месяцев назад
Top 5 episode right here 🔥
@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend 3 года назад
Joey “my bones were heavy” Diaz
@mirkcin
@mirkcin 10 лет назад
Like a Docta!!!
@rdgjunebugg2083
@rdgjunebugg2083 Год назад
My head finally pieced it together.. Lee looks like Aaron Paul 🤌🏽
@onnnbbb
@onnnbbb 10 месяцев назад
33:06 lees facial expressions are hilarious 😂😂😂
@BMCiganek
@BMCiganek 9 месяцев назад
Segura looks like Harley from epic meal time
@geoffniblock72
@geoffniblock72 4 года назад
awesome podcast. funny as
@carlosrionda3573
@carlosrionda3573 2 месяца назад
Wow Joey Diaz played baseball at Red Berry’s in Miami just like the rest of us Miami Cubans 🇨🇺 What a shoutout
@tombystander
@tombystander 3 года назад
00:21 THAT IMPRESSION I'm howling
@JeniOnly
@JeniOnly 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@qwikaces8813
@qwikaces8813 7 лет назад
Segura is the water champ.
@ramoage15
@ramoage15 10 лет назад
"Atleast they were REAL" - Joey Diaz(:
@williebriggs9298
@williebriggs9298 8 лет назад
USA, USA, USA!
@bananapineapple6949
@bananapineapple6949 2 года назад
🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸 🚀☢🚀☢🚀☢🚀 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@afaqgul2165
@afaqgul2165 Год назад
“Standing down there with an umbrella 😂
@vamsi1163
@vamsi1163 Год назад
49:30 😂 Octopus
@manuellujan666
@manuellujan666 10 лет назад
I'm watching Clint Eastwood in Sudden Impact right now.
@marcosgaleano256
@marcosgaleano256 4 месяца назад
I think he meant Yu-gi-oh... Uncle Joey said "YO-GOO-OHH!" 😂😭💀
@peteywheatstraw7670
@peteywheatstraw7670 3 года назад
43:06 People ask what happened to the American heavyweight boxer. He plays middle linebacker in the NFL now.
@Gooselamont
@Gooselamont 10 лет назад
good luck on the surgery joey I hope all goes well, stay black
@insanecommander5948
@insanecommander5948 2 года назад
Little did we know Tom had to pull over at ralphs after eating some stars of DETH
@misterkefir
@misterkefir 10 лет назад
Segura kinda looks like Harley from EMT but with shorter beard..
@miles2057
@miles2057 10 лет назад
I was thinking the same fucken thing!!!!!
@misterkefir
@misterkefir 10 лет назад
At first I was thinking "ohhhh shit, no fucking way ! Harley on the Coco's show ?!" But then I realised the beard is shorter..
@raytrumble1994
@raytrumble1994 3 года назад
kind of random but they are talking about Mike Tyson. Its crazy that Mike Tyson friend is the one that shot 50cent 9times. one of Mike Tysons famous post fight interviews is dedicated to him. one of 50cents famous lines in "Many men" is dedicated to him. such a small world.
@TheKurats23
@TheKurats23 21 день назад
I'm here from the future!
@user-js5gt3iw1w
@user-js5gt3iw1w 20 дней назад
me 3
@DeanLaprete
@DeanLaprete 10 лет назад
Damn i remember you talking about Red Berrys baseball camp, i had nothing to do that summer COCOOOOOOOOO
@ellisdee982
@ellisdee982 3 года назад
36:43
@OUTLAWinTX
@OUTLAWinTX 3 года назад
0:20 whats the problem is you gave me a brownie lolololllllooollllololol. Ah haaaa. Tom's reaction is gold
@OUTLAWinTX
@OUTLAWinTX 5 месяцев назад
Still the funniest part. 20 seconds in.
@crackleblues4003
@crackleblues4003 Год назад
I've been listening to these ads at the end for fucking years, its still funny as fuck, they should pay him for life for this hahaha
@arleyki
@arleyki 10 лет назад
BALLS!
@lukewojdylo9241
@lukewojdylo9241 4 года назад
These reads are fuckin' tremendous.
@coltonbest4866
@coltonbest4866 2 года назад
The eddy hit when Tom got up for the water
@kcsoria783
@kcsoria783 3 года назад
Whos watching this in 2021?!
@claw247
@claw247 Год назад
“We’re the Jews when they send us it’s all over”
@Culturedtuna1
@Culturedtuna1 8 лет назад
someone please make a compilation of joey's fucking podcast ads. if anyone does that i will be able to die happy
@bansheeraver82
@bansheeraver82 8 лет назад
+Jake Malinowski you got your pants high and tight?
@Culturedtuna1
@Culturedtuna1 8 лет назад
Jeffrey Allen Morgan never low and loose, my denim is on fleek brother
@bansheeraver82
@bansheeraver82 8 лет назад
god bless erybody
@unclej1832
@unclej1832 3 года назад
I cant look ag Lee without laughing 😂😂😂
@martymarino2639
@martymarino2639 10 лет назад
OMG. first 30 seconds...fucking dead laughing
@DirtyWaterComedy
@DirtyWaterComedy 7 лет назад
joey would be the best friend ever
@bananapineapple6949
@bananapineapple6949 2 года назад
They don't make em like Joey anymore over here.
@mrgalindez
@mrgalindez 10 лет назад
Why did this episode disappear from the podcast list? That happens on occasion.
@rel3272
@rel3272 5 лет назад
Think it's cuz lee ratted out joey at 16:32:00 ha but who knows
@giusepperesponte8077
@giusepperesponte8077 10 месяцев назад
Joey ain’t lying when he talks about how some of those medical professionals are masters at drawing blood. I never had any issue with blood draws, that was until I was about ten years old and during a yearly checkup, they brought a nurse in training to do the blood draw. Joey would’ve probably had a heart attack if he had to go through what I did that day. She fished around in my arm with that needle for at least 3 minutes straight. She wasn’t even taking it out to push it back in, she was literally sweeping the needle around back and forth under the skin and I was just watching this the whole time. I don’t know how dumb this girl must’ve been but it didn’t even make sense what she was doing, like I don’t know how she though that was going to pierce the vein, the motion she was doing didn’t even make sense. Then she’d take it out for like 30 seconds and try again. I told her to do the much better vein on my hand instead of my arm but this moron just wouldn’t do that for some reason. So she kept inserting the needle in through the same hole and she was stretching it out. That needle hole looked like what you’d see on a dope fiend. Afterward, it left a bruise that was about the size of a quarter. Even at that age, I prided myself on being stoic, so I sat there and didn’t show any discomfort. At the start, there was no discomfort to show because I’d had this done before and it was fine, but as it continued, the pain got worse and I started to succumb to the discomfort of having a needle in my arm and seeing it sweep left to right under my skin. After like three minutes, all that I was experiencing inside was pure hope that it would work soon and the blood would flow so this could be over already. Finally the blood started flowing and I was so relieved, I needed to fill 3 vials. About a quarter through the first vial, the blood stopped. Man, in that moment I felt so defeated because I knew she had to start poking me again. She started trying on the other arm which had an even worse vein than the one she’d already been failing to draw, she just wouldn’t listen and use my hand. She started fishing in my right arm and when she took it out and starting to again try for probably the 8th time at this point, I was starting to wonder just how long it would take and I just felt like I couldn’t take another attempt. My feelings probably started to show because my dad sternly told her to get the needle out of my arm and get her supervising nurse, she finally listened and left. An older lady came in, apologized for the situation, lined up the needle to my hand, one little jab and that was it. Blood flowed perfectly and filled all three vials, but the psychological damage was already done. I didn’t trust blood draws ever again and one time when I had to get one, I almost passed out which made me even more scared to get them because I had this fear in my mind that I would fall off the gurney with the needle in my arm and rip my vein open or something. Years later I was in the hospital and an emt did a perfect blood draw on me. Then I was at a doctor and a Phlebotomist did the draw, that was the best one ever. She was like a magician, I even asked her if the needle was in after she did it because it truly felt like she’d just touched it to my skin without inserting it, but it was already done and drawing blood. Like I said, some are masters of blood draws, but at the same time, some are god awful at it, especially if they’re students. If you’re like me, I will never allow a student to out a needle in me ever since then.
@OkamiBeast88
@OkamiBeast88 10 лет назад
46:00 Mayweather vs Madonna
@drmrovcenl9531
@drmrovcenl9531 3 года назад
god this episode is epic from the start :D
@nolancruzsmith
@nolancruzsmith 6 лет назад
36:49 1:10:50
@villain3131
@villain3131 6 лет назад
Dirty Harry IV , Words can kill ! Tremendous scene .
@fatmunch6318
@fatmunch6318 5 лет назад
1130 epic music rant
@TheDev4522
@TheDev4522 3 года назад
36:44 Hillarious 🤣
@jcarroll7371
@jcarroll7371 4 года назад
Dude Jocko and Echo have gained some weight.
@CRAO1
@CRAO1 4 года назад
12:39
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