The Church Of What's Happening Now:  

It's only been 4 years but feels like 14.

2018-2020 (before the zoom calls) was untouchable

Fuck yeah I love listening to old episodes and hearing gold. Joey still drops knowledge. Couple cool new shows

That's why we are here ya cock sucka *uncle Joey's cackle laugh*

Once the me too movement caught Joey it was game over. His podcast became a damage control campaign. I have yet to find a podcast that i enjoyed to the level if the classic Church

Like a SOLDIER!!

Like a doctaaaa

I’m

And forgets to turn off his mic while mouth-breathing audibly

james williams 😂😂

Lee "the astronaut" syatt

@@alfelix91 has had too much! 🤣🤣🤣

I was at work listening to this on headphones and started laughing hysterically at that part. I must have looked insane haha

haha i didnt even catch that he said saved the asteroid el oh el

That fooking killed me

@@alexderoche1861 That happened to me the other day and i had to leave the room I was losing it

I'm fucking dying laughing, some one needs to make a compilation of quotes from Joey with this in it.

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It was such an easy question and he just didn't get it or care lmao

It was even funnier when Tom clarified it for Joey. Still didn't give a fuck.

hahahahahhahah!! fucking Joey man.. love him

Oh my god watching Tom's hand's during his sidetrack there!

Ela cria né ela cria quem ela vai criar quando eu me apresentar ela vai apresentar para mim ela vai me apresentar o que ela queria eu vou devolver para ela que ela juízo eu vou devolver para vou devolver tudo para ela tá criando um crime na minhas costas o crime que ela está cometendo juíza devolvo para ela

Lol

That's why Christina kept em.

Yea

"Joey Diaz Tells Stories".. does Tom need to be there? (listen for the stories, don't get me wrong... ha)

He's forced to. If you ever seen 2 Bears 1 Cave, you know...

He didn't go there until the 90's

Delete this gloom it’s been played foolio

@@notimportant5980 you ARE important. If your not walking into walls, and sitting 24 hrs looking like a byproduct of failed evolution, and NO MATTER WHAT YOU FEEL, remember we all die one day. Stop wasting time. Wear your favorite clothes, eat junk, do drugs, bark at hot women, tell them their pussies smell like sweat and vaginal spray, or whatever. (Hot women like assholes rem) don't tell a woman she's hot, pretty or cute (ugly men and friend zone men compliment them) hot women need sex, alcohol and to have their hair pulled. Why am I doing this? Because I know you're struggling as am I. also never Google search adam Thoba (don't do it)

Desafio do progresso Isaac computador do Palmeiras tem quantas lá que eu vou para cima uma p*** do progresso fazendo p*** de para cima com a multidão quebrando tudo no meio é o juiz vai ser quebrado que até o juiz se ele tiver mentindo eu vou passarnão tem pressa não tenho o dia inteiro hora tô formando um exército maior do eu tô formando um exército bicho tudo mas sacando tudo

Meu amigo se eu não entendeu se eu estaria junto com você não estaria nas aulas com os professoresfilme quem disse que estou cometendo um crime na minha vida eu não estaria nas aulas junto com você e nem com os professores da sala unidas forçao que eu tenho minhas forças porque eu estou na sala porque que eu estou com você sem vozeu tou investigando tudo casa e tô colhendo os prova de testemunha estou investigando os casos tô colhendo prova procurando testemunha e tão linda as forças mesmo ter formando

Using the wheeze as an instrument of death !!!

@@vaguyna69LMAO🤣 Tremendous!!!

"Yeah"

Church is pretty much only Joey inviting guests and telling them stories for 2 hours, if they try to talk about something themselves he changes the subject back to a coke or kidnapping story within a minute anyways. They just have to roll with him

@@wotwot5212 that's the way we love it.

EZrider unless you’re dice clay. Then Joey sits back and lets you talk.

@@wotwot5212 That's hilarious and its so true XD

My favorite Lee comment ever is "that's one of those fees, those 9/11 fees"

HAHAHA I want that as my alarm clock, Like a docta!

He's saying words, too! And I'm like, "No you didn't tell me." Hilarious

MidnightRunner thank you

Lost it!

Your comment = 💀 🤣

Sounded like my car trying to start this morning

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Gotta be unc

"Yeah, yes, ok, right, mmm hmmm" Tom "Fucking YES man" Segura

So true but he is a legend and watching these two interact is golden

in his defense, I actually do this all the time as well. I do it as a way to let you know I'm paying attention, acknowledging what you're saying. may seem annoying but whaddya gonna do?

Eric Heddy exactly same

Lmao he said Yeah right as I read this comment

It's easy for any Hispanic to say it, we don't know about the history behind it and it's a fun word to learn in English. I used to say it all the time in high school, never got in trouble for it cause they knew I was saying it like "homie"

That was gold! Tom is one of the best Church guests.

I don't care if I'm 3 years late that description is fucking perfect

I wonder how bad it stinks in that room with both Joey and that Segura caveman farting out their diarrhea farts for over 2 hours?

I spit up my drink listening to that line. One of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and no one laughed

Ben G how he describes every Affleck movie or space movie.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂TY

news to me

How 😂

Longest yard? Is that a song?

i hope you guys are joking

Heard he was also in Spider-Man 2. Not sure, can someone confirm?

I kind of hate people that stop weed

@Austin Batton no I can stop but there's no need

@@BlazRa dude you are addicted. Just use some clonazepam in case the withdrawals are getting to harsh when u stop smoking that satan‘s plant

@@BlazRa says the addict

@@Pineapplesthattalk whatever dude weeds good for you it kills cancer cells and has several other health benefits I've been to jail before I didn't cry because I didn't have weed in there it's not addictive

He looked like fucking Peter Pettigrew with that paw sticking out about to turn into a rat.

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were all here for joey man, lets be honest!!!!

Marco there are ads on mafia 3 radio that are hilirais

It's like another way to say retard

It's literally the sound you can picture a retard making just walking around stumbling into things going Momo Momo Momo

It's gotta be hard for them when they go onto each others podcasts. I remember one of the times Joe Rogan was on he had to apologize to Lee because he kept giving him orders like he was his guy jaime that works his Podcast The Joe Rogan Expirence.

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Scruffy Basterd the sex will be worth it !

Just a warning to anybody reading this.. NEVER ABUSE BENADRYL OR ANY OTHER OTC MEDICATION! The "high" isn't worth it, you'll just fuck up your health.. If you really feel the need to get high go smoke a joint or drink a beer.

Cody Green's jeans are low and loose. Have some moose soup. Get a Terminator gun. Fuck off.

You throw these quotes from Your mom's house podcast at me as if I'm saying something bad about Tom or his podcast..I don't understand, all I did was tell people not to abuse Benadryl. Lol.

Mr. Meatballs that is not true, over 200mg depending on your tolerance of course, will start to give a deliriant like effect which is from what I have heard, are some of the worst drugs around.

Tremanaaaa

*line of yayo

Will Spruill uncle Joey wore me down, need some moose soup to pull my jeans back up

Xanax is cancer, literally for your social and mental health. It makes you another person, an uncaring about everything person. I know lots of people who abuse it in miami, 2 dollars per ladder they say! Dabs are far better for your person, in every way. Cannabis oil heals the soul, for real

I agree. WOrst part about xans are they basically do the same thing the cannaoil does. I make brownies, I gave this stripper I know one and she said they were crap but everyone else I know gets taken for the psycological ride of their life! Come to find out she's a daily xan popper. I feel like the edible high is similar without the soul killing effects.

derty QWERTY xanax are the new crack

Yeah it’s strange how guys like him and Rogan, who talk about weed like it’s the greatest thing all the time, are against dabs. I do them once in a while and that’s like all my gf does

Yeah, dabs aren't as bad as they say. I understand where Joey comes from where he doesn't want a blowtorch to get high. But just get an e-nail, I could definitely see Joey swapping edibles (because of CA laws) to doing a dab or two before the podcast.

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