We papier-mâchéd an illegally parked car years ago. Some friends and I were on a trip, saw a guy parked like a douche near the hotel when we were on the way home from the pub. There was a heap of bundled newspapers, etc. around the back of the hotel. Went and grabbed some more beers from our rooms, newspapers into an empty bin, add water, few hours later, papier-mâché car. Got up in the morning to find a furious guy ripping and cutting off hardened newspaper off his car. We stood around eating croissants, drinking our coffee, watching him battle away, having a good old laugh. We were pretty sure he knew it was us, but he didn't dare say a word. Still gives us a laugh to this day, about 18 years later.
my best story of parking revenge was getting off the chattahoochee river after rafting and walking to our car. it was saturday and crowded, my group and a few others noticed a distressed sweet lady bus driver who was blocked in by jerk illegally parked in front of her bus. it was a small car so us guys and the beers we drank decided to pick up the car and move it out of the way for her. after we were thru she was very happy, but then, one guy said, 'hey, lets put it in between those two trees'. the bus driver was stunned as she watched us move some assholes car in between two trees perfectly. there was only inches from each tree and each bumper. about 12 guys who mostly had never met all high fiving, smiling and laughing, it was awesome!
2:28 "asshole parking," lol, hahaha, Im dieing of laughter over here bro! If I went to the store to buy a cup of coffee, like I normally do, and I see this,bro, wow,lol
My stupid neighbors decided to have a party the first day they moved into the neighborhood. Blocked every spot on the street. So my other stupid neighbor decided to park blocking my driveway. I have a nice pile of branches I had just cut from my tree and surrounded her entire vehicle right up to the bumper. Have a nice time moving them.
There's lots of parking outside of lots though, it's a lot more likely to happen when parallel parking alongside traffic. You didn't really think about the 20% part did you? It's not like they said 'parking accidents happen in parking lots", considering the sheer volume a parking lot can cover, it's kinda surprising the percentage isn't higher.
Look, I just got a new car. It's no corvette or BMW but it's much better than the 18yo car it replaced and it's my new baby. But I STILL park inside the lines because I can think about other people. Taking up more spots is always a dick move and if you don't want someone touching your car just park decently and people will leave it alone.
Candice Adams No they won't I park purposefully where nobody ever parks at my job and people still park next to me. Guy opened his door and caused 950 dollars worth of damage to my door and left. I'm parked legally in the lines, by my lonesome but people don't give a shit
StillNotTellingYouMyName honestly. I’ve seen a nice car parked by itself in the back parking lot at my college with other car enthusiasts cars and some asshole jeeps parked as close as possible to the person just because the person had a nice car and parked in the back they felt the need to do that. Smh 🤦♂️. Still though park inside the lines.
I think bad parkers suck too but take this into consideration; I run a neuro-rehab clinic and all my clients are in wheel chairs. Many times the accessible spots are taken or are still too small for their needs. Sometimes they need to take two spaces on an angle so that there is enough room to swing the door wide for the wheel chair to fit for a transfer or an accessible ramp needs room to come down from the side door. .. One time my husband (in a chair) parked in an huge assessable spot. He parked far on one side so that his ramp could get down and he could exit. When he got back to his van, a Smart car had wedged itself in beside him. Luckily I was there and able to pull the van out to load him in.
At my old University, you needed to have a pass shown on your car. If you had no pass, they put an A4 sheet of paper across the drivers side. The thing was, the paper had some kind of adhesive that was almost impossible to remove, Alchohol, petrol, or soapy water did nothing to help, I had one once and never parked there again - it took me over an hour to scrape it off enough just to see the road.
Violates Man Law: do not mess with people's cars. Seriously, I saw this woman with the most dinged up, scratched, dented, paint missing POS SUV park a couple inches away from someone else's ride and bang the hell out of their door with her car door. She didn't give a damn. She had so many different colors of paint on her door from being hit and hitting other's cars. No matter where I park, there is always some jerk off in a truck that parks 2 inches from my door.
She is Legion! An army of women who don't care about cars or cars appearances. Dings, dents, missing paint? "I just put gas in it and go". I was sitting in my car, in the parking lot looking through my wallet for something. This dingbat pulls into the space directly in front of me and hits my car. She gets out and goes directly in the store without another thought. I backed up my car and she smashed the snot out of both our plates.
Or for some reason, when you park ALLLLLLLL the way at the back of the lot, all by yourself; when you come out, there's 6 cars and 3 shopping carts surrounding your truck. What in the holio fock!
The problem with these revenges is that they might be videotaped and you get in trouble. With the really nice cars all you have to do is walk by quickly and squirt a little liquid lye over the paint job. It'll eat through the clear coat in seconds and then do some costly damage. If left long enough it can eat all the way through the metal.
I was taught to use oven cleaner. Just uncap the can, spray your nasty little message across their hood and let it set. If you're expecting rain within the next hour or two, that's even better; the rain will wash the oven cleaner off and take the paint with it. It's a pretty malicious thing to do to someone, so save the oven cleaner for the *real* assholes; for everyone else, just grab a bar of Irish Spring, dunk it in some water and soap up their windshields. >:)
Skunk Scent [at local Walmart or DICKS sports] it is a tool hunters use to prevent prey from smelling them. How to do apply: Pour the bottle of malodorous juice into the car HVAC hood vent. Usually this vent is right at window on the drivers side. Action; 10 seconds. Driver comes back from being a parking asshat, turns on heat or AC and instant interior chaos!
A container of the cheapest molasses from the grocer spread liberally across all windows,is a special winter treat for assholes.Very effective in below freezing weather,as the only way to get it off is with hot water.That almost immediately freezes to the car.
these people have way to much time on there hands. I usually park far just because people act like they can't get out there cars without hitting your car. There is still an ass with a raggedy car who still parks to close when there are more then 100 parking spaces closer.
Using CHALK on the PAVEMENT?? I go a bit better, and use LIPSTICK on their WINDSCREEN or BONNET (depending on the car and colour!) Lipstick is a WAX, and getting it off without boiling water and detergent is NOT EASY.
A bit of grease on inside of door handle goes along way. Have got grease on work gloves and tracked it all over the place ! A good 20 minutes to clean everything I had touched .
4:39 how in earth did they manage to get the carts in a circle like that? How in earth did this channel get so many subs, that's the real question here.
Years ago my beat-up but very drivable 1987 Toyota pickup got totally blocked in by a huge black very, very expensive Mercedes. I had to climb into the passenger door. I climbed into my truck, wrote a note stating "You should be very careful who you block." I then climbed back out the passenger side, placed the note in the windshield, climbed back through the passenger side, and then opened my driver door the one foot I could and proceeded to slam my door several times into the side of that sleek, beautiful black and expensive Mercedes leaving a large, nasty dent in the side. I then drove away feeling much better.
People don't realize that sometimes people park badly because the person next to them did and they don't have a choice. Then, the first person leaves and it can make the 2nd car look bad. They get punished for what the other car did.
I remember collecting trolleys for a supermarket in a shopping centre and there was a space where we stored the excess trolleys... somebody parked there... they didn't leave in a hurry once it was surrounded by trolleys although if I remember, they moved all the trolleys into the middle of the road and blocked entry to the entire ten storey car park for half an hour... incidentally, the same car park James Bond escapes from in Tomorrow Never Dies.
4:26 They linked the carts by using 1€ coins (or 0.50€). This was in Germany at an Edeka store - and in Germany you have to use coins to get a cart. That way people actually return them to where they belong and don't leave the carts somewhere on the parking lot.
Know someone visiting his wife at hospital in major city. When he returned, a car was parked in the aisle front bumper against his rear. His 4 wheel drive simply pushed it into the busy city street.
to all the people defending taking up multiple spots so no one hits your car, 2 things: 1) maybe don't drive your super expensive car to the grocery store? 2) my boyfriend is like OCD about his car and he just simply parks in the middle of the space without having issues. I'm not saying you should vandalize someone's car cuz they parked like an ass, but the chalk or notes work very well. can't tell you how many times I want to leave a note saying laziness is not a handicap.
3) Park on the far end of the parking lot; no one else will park all the way out there (unless the parking lot's ludicrously crowded), and it's not like you can't stand a bit of exercise anyway. 4) Park right next to a shopping cart corral. That way, you only have to worry about getting thumped on one side, not both. Plus, there's less threat of getting hit by shopping carts; people tend to be lazy, and the closer a corral is to their car, the more likely they are to push their shopping cart into it (so it doesn't catch the wind, pick up speed and smack into your car instead).
The ones not centered can be because when they turned up and some one else was there already so they parked next to it.. then the original offender has gone and leaves you looking like 'the jerk'
If a store is so crowded there aren't any spaces to park. I'm going somewhere else to shop lmao. Unless of course you work at the said store,then I guess you have no choice. Then again some companies have reserved spaces for employee parking.
If you park centered in the lines in those situations, you block someone from getting into their vehicle. Then you’re the one being an ass, and for no good reason. Just center on the available space, or correct some, but not enough to block people off.
The only thing I haven't figured out is how to leave it in the car during the summer when the temp gets too high in the car. But in cooler weather I put a can of spray paint in the car with me. I spray their windshields. Then they need to find a razor blade to scrape it off before they can drive the car, but it don't actually hurt the car. But I guarantee it gets he driver pissed off because it usually takes close to one hr to remove it when you include the time it took to get the razor blade.
Her saying “bay” made me so confused, then I realized she had an accent. Which means she’s most likely from a different country where the call things different names form my country, America.
#8 "how did they manage to link every trolley together to form a circle?" Magic! :) someone clever, magically constructed them this way to save space stupid :)
"dad what does empathy mean?".. "it means you can put yourself in someone else's place".."oh like when you park in handicapped people's parking spaces?"..."that's right son"
at 2.30 the way I see it, the owner has quit an expensive car and the parking lot doesn't provide sufficient room to enter your car decently, without the risk of damaging the car next to yours. You can find the same problem everywhere, the distance between the marked lines just should be more, so people can park their valueble cars like it should.
Joesph Smith: I don't think you like to see your car damaged by wreckless people, that don't care. Did you take a look at the nice Nissan Z at 2.30 minutes? The space between the lines at the parking is not sufficient to open your doors to get in or out normaly. If possible, I use to park my car as far away as possible from other cars and prefer to walk a little distance, instead of finding my car damaged or scratched. Sneaky people don't respect someone elses properties. And after damaging another car, they simply drive off. Do you think that is correct?
No 20 is BS, I do that all the time in my building complex here in Brickell (Miami). The reason is because I own a condo that includes both the parking spots, and only have one car, so I just park as I please as no one else is ever allowed to park on my spots but me! The only other time I use the spots is when I have guests park there, or a neighbor requests to use it for themselves or their guest.
+12 Volts, no it's South African. I'm Australian, there's a difference between NZ, RSA and Australian, just like the difference between Manchester and London, or Minnesota and New York.
KGSVA One thing I'm 100% sure of that it's not south african. In my opinion it's a young australian woman doing her best to speak hibrow english. Like another guy stated, the E, A and I vowels are pronounced in the way australian people do. Stretched and bending the tone upwards. SA people don't stretch the vowel.They do just the opposite, they shorten the vowel and they bend the tone downwards.
I don't mind the post-it revenge for parking in a HC spot. It is just a inconvenience and maybe for once someone will caught and get a ticket for doing so...since it would take a while to get the stickers off...wish they added super glue. I can park in one legally so I have no problem with that one. the driver that parked near a fire hydrant..I might not condone it completely but I can't feel bad for the driver. He really deserves it for being a moron. Iam torn on the large truck...I rather them do that than accidentally ding doors
This one time someone who stole my stall at home(for the 4th time) and this was during a raging thunderstorm me and everything I had on me was soaked. I set a huge boulder down on the windshield with a note under it, I also played with the fact the car had "Jesus"stickers all over it. "next time I wont just gently set this rock on your windshield, it's not gods way to steal from people"
When we 1st got married we lived in an apartment complex that had limited parking spaces. A couple months later a guy with a Vette moved in that ALWAYS parked across 2 parking spaces. After a few of us asked him not to take up extra spaces, I got an idea one day. I printed up a bright orange sign that read 'NOTICE- your car is parked in violation of your lease. Your license plate # has been recorded and if your car is illegally parked in the future it will be towed and impounded without further notice-The Management. Never saw that Vette parked across 2 spaces again.
89BlackGatomon meh once I had some asshat that kept in parking in my paid outdoor spot at my apartment building, so to be an ass one night when he did it in the winter I grab and old mattress sitting at the garbage tossed it on his car, soaked it with water then let it freeze overnight to his roof. he never parked in my spot again after that.
