26 Times Cotton Hill Was Obviously Father Of The Year 

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Can't say it wasn't earned.

@@aarons720 For putting up content they didn't create and don't own?

Yeah i would say this doesnt fall under the protection of 'review/parody' shits just a compilation of scenes

Thats is me something i would do and how i was raised with family and friends like that can relate relates alot actually

I died at that one 😂

You’re not supposed to contract “well”; It’s only four letters.

Listen to how he says it. 😁 It's a text form of accent.

@@missoula2213 Cotton can be a lil short sometimes

Hearing this made me laugh out loud. Fyi, the abreviation for this occurence is LOL

Lol

this one is close to invincible

I wish those were his final words to go out on.

I hope to remember this on my deathbed, and repeat it to whomever may be at my bedside.

Nick L

Lol

Haha

Moe W

Cryin Laughin

Press F to pay respects.

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Maxmillian200HP at least he admitted he is a bad dad

What about his Japanese son though

Perturabo I forgot about him

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He actually has a lot of children...

Eyesight was going.

"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"

Senility be hittin

Alzheimer's a bitch.

The PTSD kicked in

Nah, he kept going.

His last words were "do you now?"

Technically that wasn't his real death. He learned how to stop his heart in the war.

arollofnegatives, yeah, the scene with Hank was not Cotton's final scene. His last scene was with Peggy where she really laid into him about what a terrible person he was. I think he respected her for it.

Nah I think he still hated her more. She hoped he would live on forever to see how miserable he was. Just to spite her, he died.

It was more funny when he was talking to Hank and still called her Hank's wife😂

Why does he do that?

@@stephj505 probably never bothered to learn her name

@@MrPainkiller616 I think the reason why Cotton often calls Peggy Hank's wife instead of her real name is because she's married to Hank who he has low esteem for.

@@archivalcopy It's actually a little more complicated than that. And, no, it doesn't imply that a woman is a chattel slave or "property." Historically, a woman who married a man of higher status would receive his station, but a man who married *supra dig* still only held his own rank. i.e., a duke's wife instantly became a duchess, but a lady's husband did not automatically become a lord. Linguistically, this manifested itself in a married woman's having both a *legal name* as well as a *familiar name* . For instance, all of her public records-throughout her life-would read "Margaret Platter," but whenever a stranger asked her who she was, she'd say "I'm Mrs. Henry Hill." It wasn't until the 20th Century (and only in English-speaking countries) that women started *legally changing their names* upon marrying. In Spanish-speaking countries, for example, a married woman's passport, driver's license, etc., says "Dolores Garcia" even after she weds a man named "Martin Rodriguez." But she introduces herself as "Sra. Martin Rodriguez" or simply "Doña Rodriguez." And in Iceland, patronymics continue to be used today. Viz., if a man named "Sigmar" has a son named "Magnus" and a daughter named "Bjork," then-throughout their lives-all legal ID documents for the boy read "Magnus Sigmarsson," and for the girl "Bjork Sigmarsdaughter" (well, actually "Bjork Sigmarsdottir"). And even after she marries a man named "Eric Magnusson," her business name never changes. But she identifies herself to policemen, government workers, etc., as "Fr. Eric Magnusson."

Of all the food items to mention, why did Cotton pick bundt cake?

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Lmfaooo

Cotton is my hero

Derek Ihrke cuz bitches put their feelings into a bundt cake

SgtBaker16 they’re both Republicans and so was Lincoln, so it might be that. Please let’s not make this comment stream into a political debate. Let’s just leave it at Cotton Hill was a badass character and in spite of being a womanizer he is somewhat of a good role model.

Viva le revol ..... On no politics...... Okay...... FIDY MEN

NickyVendetta You still had to go and argue didn't you woman. Didn't your father teach you not to open your mouth without a man's approval??

Well that got too dark way too quickly

NickyVendetta you've got quite a mouth on you, I like it tho

I die of laughter when i hear that line 😂😂😂😂🤣

MultiDjcraze 😂😂😂😂😂

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Ha ha!!!! I loved that scene!!!

"Oops, I over-reminisced and brought up my pain water."

Carter: he was a baby once.

bideo gaems HATED A BABY!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

*Owen Wilson's voice* WOW!!

Lol man King of the Hill was the best!

Joniah Demarco Always loved that about him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cotton was a real man.

"who's uglier Hank's mother or Hank's wife?"

(To Hank) "Am I gonna live with you and Hank's wife?"

It would have been great if he called her Peggy on his death bed. Not out of respect but as one final fuck you before he died to spite her

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THE pacifists He’d probably needed to be strong enough to keep his body up with his hands while doing a kick.

That is my favorite quote

One of my favorite quotes

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RadiCoolFilms I get a kick ever time

"Dad i don't sell gas, I sell propane and propane accessories"

Steventhe2nd it's Propane Gas

Steventhe2nd “Don’t Sass Me Boy! You Ain’t Too Big For Me To Give You A Lickin”!

@@kennymccormick3646 and a liquid.

That's like something out of a Sims video game.

That quote was too funny!

JACQUELINE Di MATTIA, honestly that was the only one of the bunch that was not meant to be just crude or funny but genuinely heartwarming, where Cotton is willing to put himself on the chopping block for a mistake Bobby made.

i bet alot of old people feel like that

...I wonder why that is. Surely it's the white hair and the wrinkles and not your award winning personality

The moment the video played your quote.. I read it.

Actually, toys often say "batteries not included"!

@@zillydino They may not but as a gift I would buy batteries to include with the toy to the recipient.

No no, he’s got a point

COME GET YA TOOSTIE ROLLZ

Its actually well known that bobby is an expert marksman who passed his safety training with flying colors.

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That might be me when I'm a father saying that lol

@@devinmccurry1160 To your son? 😆

A lesser but nice gesture, just before that one of Cotton's friends points out that Hank should have come up for air Cotton's first instinct is to have someone go in and save him

Lol

Originella lol

You misspelled the word, “you”.

That's what i called my dad

And I can still taste it.

Brynell Sidney DO U SEE ANY LUMPS UNDER MY SHIRT 😂😂😂😂😂

I use too😋

So true. can relate to Him lol

You got fiddy likes

I hope "I killed Fidy men" is a common quote

Great man indeed

So true I do that myself. I sometimes change the lines a little bit so that it fits today's standards but the finest Cotton Hill line I use is: Cotton Hill: "Sorry I am late but I had to stop by the wax museum and give the finger to FDR!" Myself: "Sorry I am late but I had to stop by the wax museum and give the finger to Jimmy Carter!"

Cotton shoots straight from the hip!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cotton:” Don’t sass me, boy! You ain’t too old for me to give you a licking’!”

BloodyBraces fidy wun

And his second son. Good hank

He did lock him in a sweat box for three days to toughen him up.

Fucking gold!

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I know what I’ll say when I die and someone I hate is there

The Don you got fitty likes.

Mason Lutz hun’ed fitty now

*FIDDY

Oh yes, Can I Play Daddy?

I don’t work at a gas station, Dad. I sell propane and propane accessories.

@@philliefanalex94 “Don’t sass me boy, you ain’t too big for me to give you a lickin.”

utopian3d they would go ballistic!!

This is too true . This show would not have made it in today’s age without backlash

@@katiacritten9975 But not the hero we deserve.

@@MasterOfKnowledge. We already have one. His name is Donald Trump.

@@Bloombaby99 lol

Don't you sass me !!

"I killed fiddy man"

Yep. Despite being Satan in an old man's body, Cotton loves his grandson.

I wouldn't say you're reaching. In my opinion that seems like a pretty accurate character assement of him.

My grandmother had a horrible and it ended up making her miserable towards the entire family. Maybe that was it

“Well thank you for the assessment Dr. Crazy but I killed fidy men. Ain’t nothing to hate about that.”-Cotton Hill

I think the war messed him up

No excuses. Cotton’s just a jackass

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I killed fify men

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Victor Espino Lol

Victor Espino GAS JOCKY!!! WORKS FOR TIP!!!

No it fiddy men lol

And one pinata

Mike Rollins A NAAZI SQNAZZI 😂😂😂 I THINK I SPELLED IT RITE BOL

3:09 "FULULULU" kills me every time

In this day and age, we need that type of Cotton Hill energy now more than ever

You shove vegetables up your nose? Or did you inherit the family gas station.

so your full name is HalfHazardous Hill?

So you wanna be a misogynist?

If you got anymore girly opinions to express, go to the kitchen and bake them into a bundt cake

ill get the hack saw

If you got anymore girly opinions to express, go to the kitchen and bake them into a bundt cake

You won't grow very much.

Buddy, you’d have to make a SERIES of lists for the amount of times Courage gave us nightmares. You’d have an easier time making a list of the times Courage pulled at our heartstrings.

"Return the Slab."

Miguel Ceja Jr Fine, I don't love you.

Ironically, Hank seems to be more successful than Cotton.

carultch How so? He ain’t nothing but a miserable Pump Jockey working for tips.

We the power of yes to clean his sins.