2b2t's War Against Trees 

i can deastroy the 69

I can destroy the 169

Tfw you live 20,001 blocks from spawn

I can destroy the 369

I can create the 420

Underrated

Lmao Vietnam War

Well i mean the trees in Nam now is burning like it was back when ya could still smell napalm, so, thematic coherence?

Vietnam War 2: Treeson

Is that an harlequin forest reference?

@@AzguardMike I understand that reference

@@AzguardMike when I'm sinking; well I know I'm gonna sink, I'm gonna sink cause you stole all of my wood.

@@AzguardMike good reference

lmfao

lol

2b2tree

@OLenDaStos 2breetwotree

PFFFTTT ITS 5 AM AND THIS GOT ME CRYING- YES I HAVENT SLEEP YET XD

AgurlNamedNaruko63 wait really

Alec2109 they're easy to grow and provide lots of food, so they're a godsend for new players

Owen Berg nice

lmao

Hmm what happen if honey block ware release in 2b2t

Red Koiii *35

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 Austin's Underground Mordum intensifies

Finja que tem um nome aqui br?

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 ata

Red Koiii basically you mean pathetic ?

@@AzguardMike yes.

(I o I)

BTW that was supposed to be a face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@AzguardMike it will be done my lord

Ok dude, just shush

Btw those people get money

@@Famboiye HOW ?

Just like real life tbh

@@Famboiye how

Same

i am gonna do whats caled pro gamers move ahahahaha

I loved reading when he was saying it as I read

S t o n K s

Tree: *exists* 2B2T player: *has Vietnam flashback*

Ever hear about Mao's war on sparrows? Mao killed all the Sparrows in China resulting in a plague of locus. The locus ate all the crops in China starving 10 million people.

“Almost”

@@asiangamerchairs But he meant almost 2 thousand blocks not almost all the dirt...

Doctor Schitkundt yes it does idiot. Hes saying that the "almost" is for almost that far, not almost no dirt

@@cheesed-kun8445 "almost 2 thousand blocks out" means nearly 2 thousand blocks away from spawn. The word "almost" modifies the distance traveled, not the amount of dirt.

In what moment of the video?

Fun is illegal

This is my favorite comment in this video now.

@Gappie Al Kebabi yes

@Gappie Al Kebabi yea

ko .emag nwo era uoy

@@cheetah4776 ʞo ˙ǝɯɐb uʍo ɹnoʎ

I am own game????!

Fax

Well, my last login i've found shulkerboxes with op armor and weapons after 3h in the nether

You have lost wood privilages

He's doing something ilegal

Logan Knox ITS NOT THE JEDI WAY. HE MUST STAND TRIAL, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

I don't think they're smart enough to qualify as adults

@DerBoss they have the body of an adult, but i dunno what they have in yhe mind

They also complain about kids joining the server.

I lost it a bit when he said that there was a team trees started against team no trees

13 year olds wouldn't start a tree war, but 6 year olds would!

Exept the trees dont win XD

@@beauisdenaam1825 the birds won!?

@@wildcattuna4657 yes

Oh god. We don't talk about that...

Or when peru fought goats

The villain does win in the Lorax movie though (at least the original one)

@@directordissy2858 No he means the "let it grow" lorax movie.

I dunno, I recently started playing 2b2t and found trees in 2000

@@urt1202 2b2t is hell.

@@kevinhobbs125 yeah, I kept dieng a lot of times, at least now I have wood in the enderchest, but only that, I haven't escaped from spawn

Hardcore is not a difficulty. It's a gamemode. If you mean HARD not HARDCORE then yes.

@@gabstery you're no fun

@@TheRealfiqqo I hate incorrect statements. Just like yours.

OneSaltyBoi Hardcore is literally just a single life on hard difficulty. Yes it’s still a game mode, but it’s still a difficulty. Also if you want to nitpick, why not at least address the lack of the "easy" difficulty?

@@gabstery omg bro that sentence was soo correct✔️☑️☑️ how could i ever be so wrong⛔⛔😱 you should have awards 🏆🏆🎉🎉🎁

"BRO WTF!"

That sounds way harder than destroying the landscape

That’s an idea: Building a huge obsidian cage that covers all possible spawn locations and then fill it with lava.

Or just leveling everything with a TNT duping flying machine.

You can break obsidian with your hands thou

I'm not a 2b2t player, so take this with a grain of salt. If players made it literally impossible to get out of spawn then no one new would join. This would mean that eventually the server would die as no new blood comes in to replace those who decide to leave. I don't think Housemaster would allow that simply because he doesn't want the server to completely die off so he would probably simply either delete this hypothetical cage entirely or put a big enough hole in it to at least make it possible for new players to leave spawn and actually play the server.

Current objective: SURVIVE

Tree: Why do I hear boss music, right now?

Suddenly theres a water cube around the tree

Every Halloween that tree will come back with a vengeance

f

True

abc 123 Fit: *between snores* “2b2t” “oldest anarchy” “server in Minecraft”

Can we get 2 photos of Fit to make this a meme :P

@@ujkkl1253v i use horion

Cause it’s wierd

You expect little kiddies to be doing this shit?

The Great Gilgamesh Yes

@@onomayonnaise yep

@@onomayonnaise yeah

*pulls out sharp 5 diamond sword and kill new players slowly

Viet Pham Hung one shot

@@vietphamhung3290 *end crystal

@@virtual2288 slowly tho reeeeee

it's not fair tho cause once they had to start somewhere so it's not fair killing people trying to do the same thing you did

Underrated comment

absolutely, nobody looked back on this one=

I've never thought i would hear something like that in my life.

@@euphoric1183 this is some lorax shit going on in there

I love it when this happens. It makes 2b2t so much more interesting Even though half of us are insulting them for being grown men and starting wars. They sure make 2b2t what it now is today A masterpiece

Team Trees: So you have chosen death...

Poor tree

*F*

f

F

@@AnguishedMan why?

@@AnguishedMan yeah, I just finished that video. I really hate Misterbeast anyway.

@@AnguishedMan and the worst part is he has obnoxious fans everywhere who lose their shit if you dare criticize their shitty RU-vidr God.

Lol

@@AnguishedMan proof it lol

@TheGulags 2b2t Destroy That Too.

He just means generally. Compared to a unstriped place.

I mean when someones house burns down people say "its all gone" but its not its all still there (Dont take me that seriously plz)

my thoughts

I would attempt to add as many trees to spawn as I can

water cube

I actually found a Melon farm preventing me from dying

@@Noah-vm8id same

Lmfao

No

i don't play 2b2t, but i can confidently say it's already been griefed

He planted two saplings and then revealed the coords of two trees. The circle of 2b, baybee

As soon as the video went public players were going as fast as they could to that tree

@Marcos Filho Also no oxygen oof

@Marcos Filho I don't think you could be trusted in real life.

i eatkids nice username

@@stephenguerin2955 thanks

Someone actually built a redstone auto planting machine covered in obsidian

But it got destroyed

A random unvaccinated alien as is expected in 2B2T

But you never know how anarchy resolves

I have feeling they will be happy with claim they came back to before 2016 time

We kill new players cuz 2b2t not meant for people who gunna graze in and out, it’s for grinders and gamers that sweat profusely

@@danielcrase some of us have lives jared

@@lpawowp we both don’t have lives we are commenting on RU-vid LMFAO

Vee Change this to no i dont think i will

lol i was thinking the same things

Welcome to the internet where anything you do makes people upset

Foodballer456 That offends me in parallel universe

No, it was 2b2t: confused screaming because it’s having a civil war between creation and destruction.

Commander Clone imagine being that old and still taking games this seriously...like you really need a job

Kyojin no, most of them do have jobs and do this in their free time or are kids also I get paid to do builds on here I’m 15 not that hard

it's treeson then

@@M1MOB I don't see how destroying trees in Minecraft is taking it very seriously, it's just playing.. differently.

@@M1MOB nahh its all in fun.

Actually depends on the server. I know one that uses anti-cheat plugins to prevent hacks. They won’t ban you for using hacks, but will patch all they get to know

2x2 spruce saplings: Are we a joke to you?

dont forget dark oak trees or my fan favorite , big spruce trees ;D

@@Kinsanth_ those are pretty good still, but jungle trees are the biggest of them all, most wood per tree. If i had access to this server i would plant the things everywhere when i get just a stack or so of them. Then BONEMEAL.

@@markfriese5970 yeah , they are maybe the biggest trees , but i had noticed that jungletrees dont give you much saplings , which is a problem. sprucetrees are very rich in saplings and even one small tree could give you at least 1-3 saplings or even more under special circumstances. when you make a big one you get almost half a stack from one tree. yeah , they are maybe smaller , but you can spam them right away and annoy theamnotrees even mor with the big taiga- sprucetrees ;D. much wood in almost no time and you dont need much bonemeal for those to grow fast :D

@@Kinsanth_ 2B2T has had plenty of different ways to dupe items. I'm sure that people have duped jungle saplings.

Made my day

Insert: THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER

Agent Orange

Sympathy for the Devil starts playing

Agent orange:am I a joke to u?

“I’m just doing what comes naturally~”

@@zaxluvsbands How baaaad can i be?

I understood that reference: the Lorax

@@gabby_5820 Well, there’s a principle of nature, (A principle of nature.)

@@Isai314 Hell yeah.

It's only meant to be that way for the new players I think, like an initiation

Reverend Glitch but, it's still hypocritical.

Well Fit technically said spawn so, ye only spawn

that was light years away from spawn

Silas Buss light years are we talking space

In that server, wood is just as rare as diamonds

They have so much durability!

Wood let's u make stone

Victor Assemble er diamonds are way more common

@@jevaunM so i guess emerald

Male players beware

LMFAO DIED OF LAUGHING 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@@ToranDragon789 **vampire voice** "you're in for a *SCARE* "

SoiledCoil: "So i have chosen autism"

*Clan Has Joined the Server.*

You deserve an Oscar sir.

Lmao

You just destroyed all of the incels playing on this server. Kudos to you my good man.

ladies and gentlemen, WE GOTEM

Yeah their pp is smol

It would take too much time

Underrated

@@jeffpenpap thank u :)))

_They're in trees_

Sci Carft

*THE TREES BE SPEAKING VIETNAMESE*

"back in nam..."

Maybe try giving the server a shot once? Maybe escape Spawn? I mean, that's one of the best ways to experience the server. Just log in, escape Spawn and log out. Like I said before, it's one of the best ways to experience the server, and also an experience that you'd most likely hardly forget.

@@dantelawrence4676 I intend to when I get a computer that can play it without lagging major balls.

Ik getting stupid minecraft vid recommendations because of 2b2t....

God dang it im one like away from making it 69 likes

@@lolom8772 aw. And I missed out on the festivities.

The trees cant be harmed when the lorax is armed

*stirs fitmc soup*

The perfect formula.

“The toxic 2b2t playerbase”

Ally Up!

"You love to see it."

Only in 2b2t*

Naaaaah i'd say Amazonas and stuff like that

What about the banana republics?

Have u seen talking trees in vietnam ?

Correction, only in 2b2t.

Same

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Robert Mathew Stokes just don’t. Or if you do, download one that will sell your info to Russia and China!

He’s not very observant

ngl yeah

He clearly meant the naturally generated land

@@matthoon3737 r/wooooosh

@@HDTomo You tried to be funny, but failed miserably, with something mainstream too. That's a fat ass L you just took

I WONDER

Do you realize that there are oceans everywhere in that radius because of the broken generation in version where it has been generated, right?

I'd join to do that.

Draining the ocean is the most biggest waste of someones time

RiceAwakes you can use clients to drain the ocean

New cheat: spongeaura.

MaBoiii have a sponge in your inventory and automatically place it near water

As soon as I saw him do that I started looking for such a comment..we think alike it seems.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

The Senate: "It's tree season then" >:[

The planting of saplings shows the more compassionate side of fit. It gives his character more depth.

He revealed the coordinates of two trees though, and all the saplings

Its like 8 chan, but it's owner isn't a cuck

My man, you're and OG

The irony

DK

@@valkxr9149 ur still chill

da yeet king still chill still chill she be bad she be bad

FavoriteSniper thank you for this

Basically us nam tactics in a nutshell

we dont need tree,we will become dirt,water,mud,anyTHINGS

@@kadinmackenzie5530 They're the trees!

FavoriteSniper agent orange time!!!!

*breaking news* mojang is kidnapped after a few neckbeards in a van kidnapped him!

@LinusUsernameTips so team notrees failed because they didn't blow up enough of the nether?

@@theEtch that would mean partially destroying the highway which is counterproductive

JNeepshow LMAO 😂

Did you ever hear the tragedy of team no trees? I thought not. It's not a story team trees would tell you

“For centuries, the gates have concealed the spawn, removing error and keeping peace in 2b2t. Until the No Tree Nation attacked.”

_the council will decide your fate_

Ironic.

Does get a bit annoyingly pretentious after awhile...

Wow what a lazy copy

OH FUK

I remember that tree stump, see you soon

Task failed successfully

Shut it down lads

0:55 And the Australians started a military campaign against birds, what's your point?

Or a client.

And that's the way they want it

Yessss

Are you related to Kevin MacLeod?

@@chistinelane The only thing 2b2t players hate just as much as newbies is other 2b2t players. Sure, people create groups and teams to work together with like-minded players towards a common goal, but eventually all groups lose steam and motivation. And we all know that there's no such thing as friendship in 2b2t, "with me or against me", as soon as a group disbands, it's back to war. It'd be really interesting to see how things would play out if you truly needed "a guy who knows a guy" to leave spawn.

Lol i notices that too

Sounds like politics

@@Pedro-ho2xj It Quite Literally Is

@@Chris-ot9bk Sounds like politics

NotSoTurtle It quite literally is

The Cold War summarized

Coiled: NOOO YOU CANT JUST PLAY THE GAME NORMALLY!!! new player: haha tree go break

@@mitaka_78 new players can be killed easily

HOW DARE YOU MAKE TOOLS IN MY BLOCK GAME?