2nd Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver 

The Second Doctor: Pointing his sonic like a water pistol over four decades before it was cool.

"How is it a screwdriver?" "In a very broad sense!" "Why's it sonic?" " *does the thing* it makes a noise!"

And people say the sonic can do anything nowadays

I wish he had that fire starter attachment still. but theoretically, the lasers we've seen in recent sonics could start a fire.

Im surprised no other doctor used this function

Breaking news: Man lights building on fire with small metal pipe

Holy crap, the doctors packing heat!

Same thing the 4th Dr Did with the sonic screwdriver in robot except he didn't sheild his face.

After this it basically became a magic wand.

Oh it's a fire starter

Hush Jamie I’m resonating concrete