Chefs parents explain about the time they met the loch ness monster Sorry its just stills, i tried to upload the real video but it was a copyright violation! The sounds the funny part thow!
"Well, it was about that time that I noticed the girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era." This gets me every time. XD
SuperiorNizzle you can find something new every single time you rewatch an episode. Sometimes you notice something from 15 years that applies more aptly to a situation today than it did back then! Lol.
***** you don't drink malt liquor at a bar, you drink it out of a brown paper bag on the sidewalk. and yes, 40oz. of freedom usually comes out to about treefiddy.
***** Aww fuck not you again. Also, I can go buy thunderbird, (dirt cheap wine-ish liquor shit), for around a dollar from the local "liqueur"store. There are many cheap drinks that also can include Night Train Express and Cisco. Then again a bottle of bloody Johnny Walker and Hennessey can reach 500+ US dollars so it is all fair game.
***** Yes we do, I get a state tax and a federal tax on all my booze, (two taxes on a sale). And yes, I definitely wont be going to Canada any time soon to waste myself.
Parker and Stone had no idea at the time. But when they came up with this scene, they had unknowingly created one of the best running gags in all of South Park.
I drive school buses, & this year, after 5 year's here, I asked for a raise. My boss asked, "How much?" I said, "I'm gonna need about tree fitty." He went nuts! Just because I'm Scottish, & born in the Paleozoic era, & 20 stories tall....
I went on a first date at a restaurant with a chick I was talking to online. She is attractive, funny, very smart, and we had a great time. When it came to the bill I offered to pay the bill and she offered to cover the tip. Then she said she was short on the tip. I asked her how much she needed. I won't forget the next words out of her mouth: "About tree fiddy." It was about this time I noticed that my date was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era. I said, "Damn it, monsta, get out of this restaurant! I ain't givin' you no damn tree fiddy!"
So I’m a student in college and I want to share my story. I had to take an English class my freshman year. It was a fun class, and I liked the teacher, but there was so much work I could barely keep up. I fell behind and handed in three papers late. Because they were late I had lost a lot of points and I was on the verge of failing. I went to my teacher, a nice brunette woman, and asked “Professor Erickson, what do I need to do to bring up my grade?” She leaned down and looked me in the eyes and said “I need about tree fiddy.” That’s when I realized my teacher was actually a 20 foot tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era and I said “get out of here you damn Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t givin you no damn tree fiddy!”
reminds me of a time when I went to the mountains and encountered the abominable snowman, I was at an hotel in a mountain town and a snowstorm was coming, I took a walk outside in the yard before going back inside, then suddenly as it was snowing, a mysterious figure appeared in the fog, I got closer and I understood that it was a 2.5m tall primitive ape with white fur. i asked him "what do you want mister snowman" and he said "i need about 🌳 fiddy" and that's when i realized he it wasn't the abdominal snowman, but a giant prehistoric sea turtle with a giraffe neck aka the lock ness monster covered with a white wolf fur jacket, however i did encountered the real abominall snowman 2weeks later
I,ll link if peeps like (have to chase down the memory hole) about a non fiction account by a an Hindu fellow that wrote a book along the lines of ' A drug dealer for a day' or similar . . he was an true investigative journalist who (due to his brown Indian skin) He 'introduced' himself into the black run highrise welfare drug den ghetto's of Chicago He pretty soon was 'party' to the inner goings on of black inner city drug gangs (excellent book & will find info if anyone interested) But to my point (!) with 'affirmative action' older black 'safe ?' people were housed in traditional white neighbourhoods (ooh how cute ) But (!) these old 'quiet' black fellows had family back in the hood ! #FootinTheDoor Yeah so the Hood relatives of these 'old & tired & peaceful , guffaw' black fellows invaded these once peaceful white suburbs & turned them into hellholes . . thank your local mafiocracy Dem for your . . lit tire shoved down around your neck . . South Africa blacks style .
Ben Winter - I was eagerly expecting a “tree fiddy” punchline to your weird story but disappointed you’re just a ranting racist boomer right-nut 8-story-tall WAIT A SECOND
Mr Handsome Hippo Nope, that's not what the two lads said. But in reality, it should have been the Paleozoic era. Although, during that era, most species would evolve.
desfefe Indeed. Plesiosaurs, which it's generally believed the 'monster' is a type of, first appeared during the late Triassic period (Mesozoic era). The latest Paleozoic period (Permian) predates this by some 50m years.
1010ryuzaki what the fuck is a coruscation and what the fuck is the pedidoic era, well this did come from someone with a minecraft profile picture so i shouldn't be surprised
TechWithKEM what's strange is as I see your comment it's sitting at 3.50 million views. Your comment was posted 3 years ago...not sure if it's 3.5 years.
The lochness monster is the most elaborate and elusive scam artist to date, he condensed himself into the body of a little girl, despite being 8 stories tall, and even spent millions if not billions to build an alien spaceship to probe chefs dad, the dedication is there
Chef's Mom: "Lord he was angry." Chef's Dad: "Damn right I was angry." Chef's Mom: "Not you the monster. He was about to kick yo' ass." I was drinking water when this came up...almost ended very badly.
“Lord he was angry...not you, da monsta, he was about to kick yo ass!” I have no idea why that makes me laugh as hard as it does. It just does. One of life’s simply luxuries, I reckon.
*I started going to the gym a year ago. I've met several of my friends there and even made a few enemies. But I met a girl there that I couldn't stop thinking about. She was more beautiful than anyone I had ever seen, and I wanted her. We started talking and I found out she was single, so we started going out. Weeks went by as we got closer and closer until one day, I wanted to take it a step further. I asked her to come to my bedroom for some 'fun' and she followed me. When we got into the room, she stopped. I asked what was wrong, and she said back to me, " Well, it's just... I need about tree fiddy." And that's when I realized she was a 20-story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. The Loch Ness Monster had tricked me again!*
So I was on Discord one day, leaving it running like I usually do. One day while I was in the middle of playing a game I got a friend request from someone, so I accepted it. A while later they DMed me, we exchanged hellos and small talk and it continued that way for quite some time. Eventually we became somewhat friends, often asking eachother how our days were to varying results. He was there for me and I was there for him. One day however, he came online, asking me the usual questions and talking about the usual things, until he changed the subject to something a bit more serious. Discord friend told me he was a bit behind on rent, and desperately needed some money so I decided to help him out. I asked him "How much are you behind on rent?" And I'll never forget what he said to me. He said "I need about tree fiddy." It was about dang time I realized his profile pic was 8 stories tall and of a crustacean from the Paleolithic era. Damn it monstah! Get out of my DMs I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!
the other day I was walking down the street and a hobo aproached me, he asked for change and then told me about how his wife divorced him and took his kids, he spent all his money on alimony then got sick and couldn't pay his alimony do to medical bills so he went to prison, while in prison he was fired and couldn't get a job after he was released, this story touched me so I said "hobo how much do you need" and he said "I need about tree fiddy" that was when I realised that this hobo was 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era, so I said "DAMMIT MONSTA I AINT GIVIN YOU NO DAMN TREE FIDDY" and he said "how bout two fiddy" so I said "DAMMIT MONSTA GET YOUR OWN DAMN MONEH"
Little do they know this skit plays in my head every single day whether I think about it or not!!!! This joke is forever funny!!! Its my Funny Bone!!! Bout 3 Fiddy
I can't tell if Chef's dad doesn't know what a crustacean is or if all the other people who claimed to have seen the Loch Ness Monster got it really wrong.
Well I was on the internet one day looking around, when I saw a Steam sale going down. I open Steam and go to one of the games I want to check the price tag. The game's price tag said "about tree fiddy." It was at that point of course, that I realized the Steam client was eight stories tall, and a crustacean from the plesozoic era. "GET OUT OF HERE LOCH NESS MONSTER!" I yelled. "YOU AIN'T GETTIN NO DAMN TREE FIDDY!"
Wow...powerful stuff, I think we all learned many things today. Many things about compassion, sharing and the power...of friendship. Let me tell you a story. One day I was out with a friend, we were doing the normal kids stuff you know, mowing down old ladies trying to cross the street, starting asian turf wars and calling for some city chicken when all of a sudden! If you'd like me to finish this story I'm gonna need about tree fiddy...
Got pulled over in my Terminator doin' 73 in a 40. Black trooper comes up to the window and I says, Whachu want? He said 3Fiddy,and that wasn't three dollars and fifty cents.
