3 Signs You Were Born to Be a Lawyer  

I would love to hang out with you 🙂

How do you know if you are too old to be a lawyer?

Whot song did you use? What is its name?

I think I'm to old now to become a lawyer, would love too..

Lawyers are useless persons

It's the hidden scent of a lawyer's life

@@Greg-fh7pm absolutely not😂 That would be the smell of paper

@@Awesumpye25 that's a more known scent of a lawyer's life

@@Greg-fh7pm as someone who has family that works as a lawyer, I confirm.

Idiot sandwich -gordon

It doesn't. The ideas are good, but the principles seem ...off🤔🤔

2. You care about your reputation. Would be the one instead of the integrity bs.

It kinda does though, integrity in the sense of doing everything by the book, not cheating, not falsifying evidence, not giving up on a client etc etc.

He's delusional. You quickly spotted one contraction. For all the brash slickness and relentless energy he seems to have he can't outrun reality. He's a tragedy in the making.

Exactly! Integrity and doing anything to win at all costs means the cost of your integrity too?

"Your honor, my client did not murder 50 people, he merely unalived them" -Saul Goodman

“Allegedly”

Objection!!!

Witness: I was in my house when I heard a large bang coming from Nextdoor With someone running into My doorsteps asking to call Police and they were covered In blood and next thing I knew the police came over and arrested some guy and all I wanted to do was eat my sandwich in peace (FAKE FAKE FAKE NOT REAL STORY ITS TO REPLY TO COMMENT)

That's actually a great idea

Same

Same I only wanna be a lawyer cuz it pays very good

hey

This

Fair lol

Secret 4th requirement: Your soul needs to be sold. (don’t worry, it’s just as painful as it sounds.)

Most lawyers are male so you're deranged

No, Karen’s are the cops because cops can use their power for bad and get you in trouble for doing nothing. And Karen’s would not want to side with a criminal 😂

That's what he's talking about??? I mean, he is LITERALLY saying "If you have a certain mindset, you'll be a great lawyer" The hell are you taking about?

Can't believe you took a figure of speech seriously...

Fair enough

that is exactly why you should

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@@anthonyJones-ll4ei🤡

One less woman lawyer? lol Tragic.

Correction: a be good at persuasion. A half truth is not a lie.

@@danielaramburo7648 a half truth is the best lie to tell

Must be good at causing doubt, not necessarily lying.

He's not a very good person to be quoting... 💀

Love the joke but the stereotype is getting old at this point ...

One of the only, common sense, actually applicational points - which would affect one's ability to do some good... scratch that GREAT lawyering. Deserves all the likes and comments. 🥳

hey

Please tell me English is not your first language. Please.

im scared

You want to win at all costs and you have integrity. Congratulations.

I am sorry for you being bullied but what does that have to do with you wanting to he a lawyer? I dont quite see the Bridge tbh.

​@@DopaminDetoxshe's going to sue their asses

damn this sucks to read. good luck man

Based on what you said, here’s my conclusion: 1. You are pretty self aware, and only list your weaknesses, which tells me that you tend to overcorrect, and are better than average in compensating for those weaknesses. 2. If you stutter and have anxiety, you probably are good at memorization, research, writing, and logical/analytical reasoning. As people tend to develop strengths in these areas as they overcorrect, to be able to get through life. 3. Most lawyers are not “trial” lawyers. There are many types of law that you could study where your particular strengths work for you, instead of against you. 4. There’s no part of the law school admission test that requires strengths in anything that you have described as weaknesses, which should tell you that what they value the most is strengths in other areas.

Thats why I want to be an attorney, but what happens if you have to defend someone like that, I don't want to fight for someone I don't believe in

​@@Alex-sz8id there's fighting and there's 'fighting'..put it that way.

Explain please

It’s all good, man

​@@rebelush8730 Warning: Explaining joke may make it less funny He needed to create the ultimate evil, so he practiced by creating snakes. Eventually, he perfected evil and created lawyers.

@@youraveragegamer8832 nah man still damn funny

@@youraveragegamer8832 thx bro we need more ppl like u

Hi there.. I asked some of my friends. And they gave me these tips *1.* You need to go to *DEBATES CLUB* and be active in competition. Reason is, *A.* Brush your reading and research skills on the topic you'll be presenting during debates. *B.* Using persuasion to win over the jury. You need to be eloquent with your words. Jury are humans. Proper wording can magnify a data an turn the jury to your favour. *2.* You want to be a lawyer? Pick a specialty + get relevant extra knowledge regarding this. For your case, as a *Personal Injury* lawyer, you need to learn physics, chemistry and biology.. You'll be receiving cases like accidents from hazardous chemicals, burns, workplace etc. You can use these knowledge as advantages to search for the right evidences to help your client. Knowledge in OSHA is also important to pinpoint flaws, weaknesses and negligences that happened to cause injury. *3.* Read cases preterning to your specialty. Class actions are important too. Memorise them so you don't need to cramp all these info in law school. If you start early, and maintain these routines with dedication, you'll be way ahead of your peers in law school, and ahead of your opponents. *4.* Be humble. Never stop learning. keep a lookout for new things and *be very attentive to details* - don't limit the source of your knowledge.

There it is. I hope you'll do your part to help make the world a better place.. Do pro bono to the poor - as your reputation increases, you'll get as much experience needed to fight bigger cases.

These 3 things do not matter, you need to study to become a lawyer, you cant do anything with only confidence

@@nishisun5008 *1.* What 3 things doesn't matter? *2.* Also *"you need to study"* .. Study what? Can you be precise? *3.* Who mentioned confidence? No one mentioned confidence.

Same except I only fit the last one competitive. Im def not firm on any beliefs and I have 0 integrity but I like to play devils advocate

Me to

@@JoeTheBroken me to

Gold!!!! 😁

For real 😂😂😂

Why not?

@@alltheworldsastage4785 you have to defend people you know are guilty sometimes, it can get really bad

@@alltheworldsastage4785 Just dont.

@@thinginground5179 Okay, but I really want to know why not?

just dont @@alltheworldsastage4785

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