30 Minutes of Johnny Vegas Being Chaotic AND Extremely Loveable. 

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i met johnny vegas once in euston station at around 9 o'clock at night, he was very drunk and was trying to buy a train ticket at one of the machines, he started talking to my mum and i and told me to always listen to my mums advice, unless it was about becoming an escort which he said was actually a respectable line of work. he then told us to have a good night and stumbled away into the darkness. it was such a weird night, felt like a fever dream, me and my mum went home laughing and still bring up our encounter with him to this day.

Vegas just sitting there on The Last Leg timing his remarks are gold in itself.

The phrase "I was in the early stages of pissing myself" will never stop being funny

"He should have lost his fucking rod licence" gets me every time!

"It's not your accent Johnny, it's the bollocks you talk" 😂😂

that very first The Last Leg clip will go down in history as the funniest thing ever!

When you get a standing ovation for your poem, from John Cooper Clarke, that is praise indeed.

When comics like Sean Lock are laughing so hard they look like a heart attack is imminent you know you're watching a comedy genius.

Sober Johnny Vegas has become one of the wittiest, weirdest, funniest, NICEST characters on the face of the planet! A truly Great Briton. And his poem at the end was TRULY heartbreaking.

One of the most naturally funny people on TV. Doesn't even have to tell jokes he just acts like himself and it's hilarious.

It's amazing how Johnny can be so hilarious and also so earnest. In between his insane anecdotes and rants there are brief glances at the emotional man underneath that make you think "I'd actually like to sit down and have an earnest conversation with him", and then the clip about telling the builder to fuck off starts playing and you forget all about it and start laughing 😂

Johnny is superhuman in his comedic timing and ability to stay deadpan during his longwinded rants while every single other soul around him is dying of laughter

I want to see Johnny Vegas on Taskmaster now!

Johnny Vegas is our times Einstein, he just hides it very very well

When he started singing "where is love" holy shit . What a man

The poem is one of those things that should be in all poetry books and in a museum. It's genuinely beautifully written.

The timing in the first part are ridiculously good. "I expect you to smell of piss mister Bond"

“It was about a friend” is probably the saddest part. He’s doing good now. Good luck, Johnny.👍🇬🇧

Johnny’s comedic style could be described as a fist fight at a funeral

My favourite thing about johnny is that when he tells a story , it makes no sense at all but his accent and his tone of voice makes it so funny and enjoyable to watch

"Thou stout-soaked, cig-stained, feckless soul... Is WHAT for, not WHOM, that bell did toll." As guy who has dealt with a good share of substance abuse issues, that line never fails to make me well up with tears. Not only is Johnny a gifted comedian, he's a thoughtful and genuine soul.

Vegas's ability to just completely derail anything he's in is honestly magical

Whenever I see Johnny I think he needs a very lengthy warm hug.

"the only thing I have in common with Jeremy Clarkson is that we're both occasionally racist" - Richard Ayoade

'You know what fish are like, they look shocked enough don't thee' 😂😂😂 'I once had a wa*k over a nun' 😂😂😂

Success is Kathy Burke and John Cooper-Clarke standing up to applaud your work.

"Who cleans the windows?" I don't know why but that gets me everytime 😂

"Because it's so high it's become silly" I love that line. I've never been up that high but that line just makes perfect sense to me because if i was that high up i definitely would find it silly.

I've said before, and I'll say again: I didn't know what to make of Johnny Vegas at first. But I've come to realize he's a fucking genius.

His poem at the end is absolutely brilliant. Had to listen to it a couple of times because it was so genuinely great

"I don't, they throw things" - makes me cry with laughter.

I'm American, only heard of him a month ago, and think he may be the funniest person alive

"You know what fish are like they look shocked enough anyway" 😂🤣🤣 that line gets me every time

The timing on "Balls deep he was." is up there with some of the best jazz I've ever heard.

Having sat through about seventy or eighty poetry recitals, Johnny’s beats them all hands down. Superb.

that poem... Absolutely smashed it. Damn, brought tears to my eyes. Absolute genius artist on all levels, using all the dark corners and hidden path ways to even darker places to create a moment. In this case this gorgeous poem. Damn Johnny Vegas!

When you have other comedians in utter tears of laughter, you know you're a genius.

Johnny Vegas has the Ability to just utterly derail any conversation ever.

I love that there's a moment when johnny vegas is reading his poem when john cooper clarke looks over like, where the fuck did that come from, an artist recognising raw talent. I do this for a living and you knocked that out for a comedy show

I do love Johnny. I think he's so much more intelligent than he gives away. I worry he's one of the many tortured souls with comedy as their release.

I've always watched, and liked anything Johnny vegas has done. But in recent years he's on another level, especially his panel show appearances. His last leg takeover is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. You can see it in his eyes that he's plotting his next line, but every one is delivered with perfect timing. If he's on The Last Leg again, I'll be waiting for the "I DID It"

No one knows why Johnny Vegas is famous he just is and EVERYONE LOVES HIM

"it was about a friend" oh you lovely soul.

The helicopter driver shirt rant is priceless. Could watch it all day.

That poem makes me teary eyed. I have a brother who's alcohol dependancy and depressive issues

I really don't know how he remains completely straight-faced when the entire room he's in is erupting with laughter. Been in love with this man since I saw him on Black Books.

that poem is breathtaking. It's comedy and soberingly tragic

Chaotic good ❌ Chaotic evil ❌ Pure chaos 👌

That first clip of the Last Leg is one of the funniest things ever. My favorite moment from Johnny is when he's going "I started crying Jimmy. I started crying because my life hasn't gone to plan."

The part about the fish always makes me cackle! "He should have lost his fucking rod licence"

Last Orders Ask not for whom that bell doth toll As worthy barmaids eyes do roll And landlord with an earnest shout calls time on drinks and ushers out the dutiful sup up and leave but he's our last card up his sleeve with feet like landlocked deep-sea diver shuffles barwards with a fiver it begs that last for just one more and one yourself just make it right he promises to drink it quick yet deep down knows he's feeling sick not from stout or bags of scratchings more from questions booze keeps asking what happened to the happy me I think, no hang on, need to pee in the pub the poets waste poised to ponder fonder days before the time of cheap warm cider eyes of wonder opening wider now they narrow tired of fun as fart turns wet and burns the bum yet weary smile pops in his head 'til urine runs down inside leg And thus the landlord shows him out the child inside is crying out "i was not meant for such sweet sorrow" but opts instead for "see you tomorrow" Thou stout soaked, cig stained feckless soul Is what for, not whom the bell tolls. Johnny Vegas

The bit with the carp is johnny at his best

He's wearing a SAGA T-Shirt with "Lying cat" on. He does love the comics.

Vegas is like that one friend who spends so much time being funny. , you forget the serious shit thats happening. I always get the impression with vegas.

The poem was simply incredible

His back must be killign after carrying all the comedy on The Last Leg

OMG Johnny is awesome!!! Opening bit had me laughing uncontrollably 😂😂😂

It's true that the North breeds poets, just never expect Johnny to be one.

Towards the end when Sean Lock is literally holding his side with laughter, what a fantastic moment

Johnny Vegas 1.Creative genius 2.Earnest sweetheart

"He should have lost his rod licence". You know what fish looks like they look shocked enough🤣🤣

Johnny Vegas a vastly talented and funny man.

The Beauties Castle bit and pub poem are the bits that show his depth. Superbly funny 😂

I don't think Channel 4 could have summed him up better than chaotic AND loveable. We love you Johnny!

Johnny Vegas and Richard Ayoade are an amazing comedy duo.

The last leg clip never gets old!!! Absolute comedy genius!!! His timing is un matched!!!!!!!!

Johnny Vegas is an absolute riot. My president

Johnny Vegas is one of those comedians that has the amazing ability to absolutely floor a room of fellow comedians.

He is forever underselling his talents, can't not love how he does it though

Whenever I feel sad I just turn this on and in 30 minutes or less I feel so much better. I've seen this video about a dozen times now. Life is good. EDIT: It's a year later, I still come back. I just realised though, the first clip... the self control in maintaining that poker face Johnny kept is just astounding.

Johnny and Richard together always puts a big grin on my face

" He should have PHOCKING lost his Rod License! " kills me every time

OK, this is the first day I've ever known about Johnny Vegas. Either he is the most astute village idiot or an absolute fucking genius. Im leaning towards the latter, and either way I love him.

"I expect you to smell of piss Mr bond" 🤣

“Out there I felt like a sand ballerina” 😂♥️

Good way to finish it. That poem is an absolute masterpiece.

I totally got teary-eyed at his poem at the end!

I come from the same town as johnny and have seen him on numerous occasions at our beloved st Helen's rlfc watching the game like just another die hard fan , he is fond of the odd pint and I have stumbled upon him looking very merry a few times , but he always stops to say hello and is very accommodating with his fans , top bloke , man of the people, never forgot his roots .

One of the funniest guys on the planet. Has me crying 😭 with laughter every time he’s on the screen. Graham Duffys ‘ideal’ was the perfect show for him and he played the part outstandingly.

nothing will ever be funnier to me than that first clip holy shit i’m crying

Not only is Vegas brilliant, he helped me a lot in starting to understand some of the stronger UK accents. When I saw her the first time, I didn't understand a word he was saying. Now I can follow him just about all the time, and if I miss something, re-watching what he said usually helps.

His comedy timing is a thing of beauty

Magic that I didn't spot the voiceless man until he spoke,, he's brilliant

I lov Johnny Vegas HE’S A TRUE TREASURED LEGEND ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Man, I love Johnny Vegas! Everytime I see him, I have this huge grin on my face. He's such a talented an humble guy... and so funny!

The fact that he's wearing a Lying Cat shirt at the start, from the amazing "Saga" graphic novel series... fantastic!

It's the fact he says it all with a straight face while everybody around him dies of laughter

It's man's overwhelming need to conquer the elements while on a stag-do hahaha!!

Once met this man in Spain, such a humble man

There are many comedians who's acts I truly love, but with Johnny it is him that I love. A truly nice guy.

Every British comedy show I see reuses the same comedians in clever ways. They all seem to have great chemistry together

23:18 look at the smile slowly spread on sean's face - reminds of homer's face when bart gets, "the dud!"

You know when you laugh so long and you can't breath, Johnny Vegas nearly causes my death every time.

Its crazy how "Johnny Vegas" is a fake character that he plays. That's not his real name. Like Keith lemon is a character.

I love all the clips but the first one is my favourite - absolute gold! Had me in stitches

Johnny is a national treasure..

Ugh I have such a thing for Johnny Vegas, adorable!

I love Johnny's poem...excellent !

I love Johnny Vegas dearly; he's absolutely genial. But he worries me... I can't help but see Robin Williams in him, and, well... I guess I can take solace in the fact that Johnny Vegas is actually a fictitious character, yes ? God that poem was dark.