30 university degrees described in 1 sentence 

Philosophy: I think, therefore I am unemployed.

Chemistry: I've drawn more hexagons than you could ever imagine

Physics: I can't watch any Sci-Fi movies anymore

Law: all my relatives think I'll get them out of a murder charge for free.

Math: You're wrong, but it would take too long to explain how.

English Major: None of your friends will talk to you until they need you to look over their essays.

Psychology: I only study psych to understand what’s wrong with me

Architecture: "Yes, legos got me into building design..."

Biochemistry: I couldn’t decide between biology or chemistry so I decided on doing twice the work

Neuroscience: I like Psychology, but I also like getting a decent paycheck.

Physics: I chose this major because of quantum mechanics. I’m switching majors because of quantum mechanics.

Math: The description is left as an exercise to the reader.

Physics: The highlight of your day is telling someone you study Physics

30 university degrees in one word: "Debt"

Finance: everyone assumes I count money all day but I just cry Infront of my PowerPoint slides

Music Major: I wanted to pursue music in the most torturous way possible.

“Comprehending the English language slightly better” *realises that’s the basis of my law degree*

Aerospace Engineering​:I don't know what is going on. But at least my job sounds cool

Civil engineering: You expect to learn how to design a bridge, but you end up spending 5 years learning math that the computer will do in your future job anyway.

Philosophy: We think about everything except what we are going to do with this degree

30 degrees in a nutshell. USA: Cold Everyone else: Hot

Physics: You'll get a lucrative job in just about any math related field, except physics.

English: I didn’t do any of the reading this semester but I’ll still write that 15 page paper with the confidence of Shakespeare himself.

Pharmacy: I study 100 hours per week for years just to move prescriptions over the counter

Teaching: "I couldn't figure out what I wanted to study"

Mathematics: everyone assumes you're clever but you're honestly just lost and winging everything.

Math: I can write some reallllyyy pretty f's, x's, a's & b's

Political Science in Russia: now I know why everyone is depressed but I'm getting arrested for trying to change it

Music: I can’t wait to audition to get into college, to audition to stay in college, and to audition to get out of college

Physics : studying how to understand things you can't understand

Aerospace engineering: depression hits better in space

Japanese studies: I can’t read the subtitles and watch the anime at the same time.

Medicine: This was the only degree that stopped my parents from disowning me

Graphic designer: “Finally got a job after 38 years of unpaid internship and 5+ years of drawing hentai”

"I don't like spreadsheets, but I like money." It seems that im taking the right path

Econometrics: I can literally prove mathematically what will happen in the future Economics: Im pretty sure something is going to happen in the future Business major: Mo N ey Go aNd Up Down haha

As a geology major i have to disagree with your description. I don't even get INVITED to parties.

Architect: "I have artistic skills but also I don't want to be unemployed like those with art degree"

finance : learn how to steal money legally

Geography: Everybody talks about maps and flags but nobody really knows what you're doing

chemical engineering: I chose this major because I liked chemistry and now I'm failing bc it's 90% math

As criminology student, I can confirm that sentence, or in a way we like to say: “We are guarantee to end up in a police office after graduation”

Architecture: you know more about art than artists and drink a lot of coffee

Maths: I can’t even explain what I don‘t understand.

Political Science: I know why and how people interact with government and politics, but now I just hate government, politics, and people.

Historian: Now that you understand world events, watch as no one takes your warnings seriously!

English Literature: I no longer read for fun but my entire personality circles around reading. Even though I haven't picked up even the shittiest romance novel since leaving my course I will continue to tell people I love books.

Biology: I’m either going to be super successful or I’ll have a job that is average pay

Fun fact: If a geologist asks if you want to see their rock collection, ask them to be more specific. Most geologists have a wide selection of vinyls to listen to.

Biochemistry: I'm smart enough to be a doctor but I hate interacting with human beings

Physics: I think I accidentally applied for mathematics

Environmental engineering: No, we are not hippies with degrees.

Geologists aren't boring. They rock.

I’m only studying this to become Iron Man

Chemistry: Everyone you tell about your degree asks if you are going to start a meth lab

What you said about Criminology is exactly what I always thought about it

Genetic engineer: I secretly want to be a mad scientist

Medical Science: I understand the concepts taught in Medicine but don’t want to interact with patients😂

HR: I like psychology, but I also like getting a job

“Why did you become a Historian” “To make the dankest of memes against humanity”

Pharmacy: I want to be a drug dealer

Finance: Money is the solution to every problem.

Math: "I need proofs for everything"

Education: Only another 50 years and I’ll finally be out of school.

Computer Science: Im just here because I like video games

translation studies: im fluent in 4 languages but i only use one sentence to ask old rich businessman if they want coffee or tea on a airplane

Anything business related: I wasn't smart enough to do Economics so I thought this was the next best thing

International relations: I will probably be kidnapped by terrorists or change places every 4 years

History: I can't watch historical films anymore.

Dentist : My friends never believe that I am a doctor

Arts degree: I'm never getting a job Hentai artist community: *Come, this is no place to die.*

Ah yes, the commonly known degree Marxism.

Games Design: I bailed when I found out how much effort is needed to make a game

Business: I really need to graduate

psychology: my friends from other degree expect me to read their mind

Med students aren't even here to make fun of themselves because they are busy burning their lashes studying for a test they will probably fail:'v

Communications: I literally lie for my employer and get paid in air dollars.

society needs to build up more opportunities for other degrees other than stem and medical common, we also want to study what we love and get paid for it

Arts: enjoyable but not employable.

Environmental science: please don’t tell my professor I don’t recycle

Biology: All you remember besides the fact that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell is that you have yet to find a job.

As an Economics major the sentence is already painfully true and I'm only in my first year

*me, unemployed with an art degree* (Any arts degree) "I'm never getting a job" *oh*

"Any art student - you're never going to get a job". Ooff

Math: I am bored after reading more than 3 sentences in a non symbolic language. #physics

The description for electrical engineering is so damn accurate. Legit after watching the first Iron Man movie, I was like, "I'm gonna be an electrical engineer so I can make some cool shit."

Electrical engineer here. Can confirm a driving motivation was to eventually build an Iron Man suit.

Jokes on you, I can never be boring at parties because I never go to ones....😣

Nuclear Engineering: I'm a plumber but the water's spicy.

Geology: "Im very boring at parties" Thats very untrue, people love it when I talk about the Cambrian period. Did you know that in 1777, a fossil of a creature called Hallucigenia was discovered? It was described as a worm that walked on spines and had tentacles on the top of its body. Very odd, but it was accepted as the best interpretation for the creature, hence its name meaning "bizzare and dream-like". Eventually, in 1991 someone interpreted Hallucigenia walked on the tentacle-like appendages and had the spines on top for protection. When asked how he came up with this idea, he simply inverted the specimen. So now everytime I feel like I overlooked an obvious solution to something, I remember that It took scientists almost 15 years to flip a fossil right side up.

Education: I have no clue what I wanna do, but at least I’ll have a stable income

Linguistics I wanted to research languages Now everyone expects me to translate things

I'd argue that accountants are the most qualified people to cry at their computers. Source: accountant

When you think about it, it’s pretty sad that there all these amazing subjects to study, and it’s just reduced to “which will get me the most money”.

Philosophy One kid in class talking to the teacher

"I love animals, i cant wait to put them down all day" WTF!!!

Biomedical Engineering: I’m doing twice the work as biology majors just in case I can’t get into med school.

Well this was definitely a confidence booster as an art major...

Finance: "I just got too hyped watching big short and a bunch of other wall street movies"

Aries English Majors: "I can't read anymore; No one knows proper grammar."