365 DAYS - Netflix's Terrible '50 Shades of Grey' Rip-Off 

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Here, in Poland, we despise the book, the movie and the author. We are really sorry...

the fact that this film literally fetishizes a very real horror in this world of the rich elite literally owning sex slaves...

So, I was introduced to this movie by a female friend of mine. She found the movie fantastic, for two reasons, Massimo is attractive and that its softcore porn. As for me I realized how shit and creepy this movie is, a little while after this she dumped her boyfriend because "He's boring." I have met her ex-boyfriend and he's a funny and decent guy.

Wait "Typhon didn't fall in love with Zeus in 365 days" WHAT seriously Typhon is a massive monster who ripped out Zeus's tendons and tried to destroy the world what the HECC is she talking about

If he wasn't rich and handsome, this would be a Criminal Minds episode.

this movie literally glorifies rape , sexual abuse , physical abuse , mental torture its actually disgusting lol

I like how this kidnap situation is not realistic at all. Like she was just waiting for it to happen . Not traumatized at all.

Me seeing the director of the move: Oh no, is she Polish?? Also me searching it up seconds later: Oh no she's Polish... **cries in disappointment in own country**

Now take that hot rich dude and replace him with a broke ugly dude. Yep, that's an horror movie

“yOu lOsT bAbY gOrL?” *vomits*

This just seems like a horrific kidnapping movie

Abusive Relationship: The Movie

I am speaking for 99% of Poland s o r r y.

How movie should have ended: “Are you lost baby girl?” *pulls out gun “GET AWAY FROM ME” Roll credits

"Are you lost baby girl" *Adios off a bridge I go*

Funny fact: If you split the director's last name and then if you translate it from Polish to english it literally translates to White mustache

As a young female, I am uncomfortable. Pretty sure everyone is uncomfortable. It's just.... Ew

As an Italian I'm uncomfortable, these "mafia bosses" in these type of movies are painted as "sexy" and "attractive", romanticized to the point that many people start to think it's cool. I really hate this kind of misconception, mafia bosses and gangs killed so many people and are really dangerous, it's not hot, it's terrifying

“We need less chemistry and more sex, less plot and more music. Less accountability and more uncomfortable scenes, and more f**king sex” -Barbara Biolowas 2018 I do not condone in any way whatsoever

This is remarkably similar to a story I wrote when I was 15, which begs the question how did so many competent, functioning adults decide it would be a good idea to collaboratively work on a movie like this?

"then his dad dies" is probably one of the most abrupt things ever

Anyone who calls a woman 'baby girl' is instantly bad news Edit: Unless it's pet name given by a partner or family member, as random person someone does could be seen as creepy

I once went out with a girl who showed me this movie, literally 4 days after we met, she thought this movie was a masterpiece and -surprise surprise- she was the most toxic woman I’ve ever met in my life

"Are you lost baby girl?" Baby girl uses tazer! It's super effective!

This movie is like a 14 year old girls wattpad book come to life

The movie was trying to make their relationship “hot” but honestly you can easily tell their relationship seems abusive. It’s also very disgusting then hot.

Typhon and Zeus didn't fall in love, they fought to the fucking death and when the gods were almost defeated, he has tricked by Hermes and Zeus dealt the finishing blow. Where the Hell did this love stuff come from?

If they just change the background music into something creepier this would definitely pass as a horror movie

This is the porn equivalent of old guys saying "she didn't want me immediately... It took months for her to finally give up and want to be with me."

"Are you lost baby girl?" I don't like where this is going

The nick Cage faces make it so much better.

Hold on, Massimo's dad was shot in a way that seems impossible because the blood spatter indicates that the shot was fire from above the two of them, but they're on the tallest (well only) structure in the area.

"Women love to be abused" All my restraining orders don't seem to say so EDIT: what in the world is this reply section

Me and my boyfriend now ask each other if "we are lost baby girl?" as an inside joke. This movie was great to make fun of.

Why..just whyyy we don’t need toxic relationships glamorized this is not okay and never will 🤦🏻‍♀️ lord help us...

With me being a female human being... I’m pretty sure I can say on behalf of most females, we like to keep at least SOME of our free will in a situation...

Let's start a kickstarter to recreate this movie but with an ugly, greasy, creepy lead. I think it would show the point many people are trying to make

I never thought I’d say the words, “I’d rather watch Fifty Shades,” in my lifetime...

My friend tricked me into watching the "are you lost baby gurl" part and I was trying not to cringe because she genuinely likes this movie

At least we have Nicolas Cage censorships XD That makes this so much better

Imagine Gru from Despeciable Me saying “Are you lost babygirl” help💀💀💀

I didn’t understand the hype.. it’s just an over-produced porn.

Hey! I see AmandaTheJedi’s review of this at 0:52 ! Very cool.

"Women loves to be abused" Disclaimer It may vary on appearance and social standing

To the girls who like this movie: is everything okay at home

Alternative name for 365 days: Stockholm syndrome: the movie

I feel like this movie should be called “Stockholm Syndrome”

This movie made killing stalking look like a healthy manhwa

A little bit of clarification here: The movie is not a sexual fantasy for Barbara Białowąs, the director. The book series, which the movie was based on, however, is indeed a sexual fantasy for Blanka Lipińska, the author. How do I know that? She actually put herself on the cover.

Ripping off 50 shades which is already a ripoff of Twilight. We’re at layer 3 people.

As a Polish person, I am so terribly ashamed of this movie. We apologize for making this monstrocity.

If Massimo was broke and ugly, this movie wouldn't exist. It would seriously be a law and order episode

It's called 365 days because that's how long it takes to recover from watching the movie

This is basically Stockholm Syndrome: The Movie

They need to give credit to whoever’s fanfic they got this inspiration from on Wattpad.

But when I say "are you lost baby girl" in my sexiest voice I get a restraining order.

My favourite part is that movie had a budget to rent yachts, fancy locations, buy expensive costumes, pay for the rights to about 50 different songs and expensive cars. But her hair for the second half of the film is the worst patchy and dry blonde wig I’ve ever seen.

What is with these disgusting shows and films that are trying to normalize abusive relationships? Edit: not to be confused with consenting BDSM stuff I'm just talking about this stuff which I feel is normalizing Stockholm syndrome

I watched this movie with my best friend. She absolutely loved it and is waiting for a sequel, while I just sat next the her the whole time, incredibly uncomfortable. I'm sorry but why are all my straight friends obsessed with toxic relationships?!

I need to scrub and bleach my brain. My friends (who are young teens) love this movie

A L P H A M A L E Did she seriously just say that, unironically?

Whoever wrote this movie had definitely just watched beauty and the beast with their kid and then put them to bed took some acid and then watched 50 shades of grey with their significant other and thought writing and making this movie was a brilliant idea. 😂

Ok so, if the guy is basically playing out an incel fantasy, and the girl is a stand-in for 50 year old moms… Does…does this mean that 50 year old cougars and incels are a perfect match? God I think I’m gonna have to scrub my brain with bleach and sandpaper.

"That's kind of a theme in this movie, like really bad out of place songs" *Dad gets shot* *Seinfeld theme plays*

I was disgusted by how this movie tried to normalize kidnapping, abuse, and misogyny. My girlfriend’s friend loves this movie and when we said this movie was bad because of the problematic elements of it, she just brushed it off saying the main guy was hot and it was okay. 🙃

“Are you lost babygirl?” *Me laughing for two minutes*

No one who's ever escaped a seriously abusive relationship or have any sort of trauma would actually find this hot. Like you either have to be completely fucked in the head or have no idea what situations like this are actually like.

I want a sequel: 365 days of revenge where she realizes she's been abused and comes up with an elaborate plot to destroy him and his business within a year

i'm CRYING cause half of the music used in this movie was music made and performed by the man who played massimo💀💀

Dwane Johnson should have a line in a... Rock movie, that say "yu lost babi girl ?"

The guy is good looking : a fantasy The guy is average looking at best : is a crime I'm starting to see a pattern here and I don't think I like it

massimo makes christian grey look like a regular, functioning human being

"Are you lost, babygirl?" "Actually, yes. Where is the nearest Jamba Juice?"

This movie is literally my worst nightmare

Poor Nicolas Cage. You were in so many movies you just got done paying your debts you don’t deserve this

Fun fact: a lot of the terrible music is made by the guy who's playing Masimo

Glamourising abuse, kidnap, rape, where are we going as a society? It does seem sexy but only in imagination...there are thousands of girls who go through this on a daily basis.. trafficked and tortured and that isn't sexy...thats hell.

I like how it's impossible for normies to imagine a BDSM relationship without turning it into a horror/rape scenario.

3:51 ruh she is fucking crying in the scene, did the director tried to make it in a way to appease to the people who actually like this 'forcing' stuff. was it supposed to be r*pey? i am actually disgusted and horrified

Romance isn't dead, it's just extremely cringey and has a bad soundtrack now.

Mossimo is the man that John Wick would kill purely out of boredom

the worst thing about this is that her ex-boyfriend wasn't even a bad guy. he seemed super sweet to me; media just likes to portray affectionate guys as cringe and boring.

"this movie is torture" literally

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I'm immediately turned off when a man refers to a woman as "baby girl". Just gross.

Comparing the "kissing" scene to your dogs was the funniest thing I saw in a long time

I'm no one to talk about straight relationships since I'm lesbian, but it's just so... cringe... he looks like the type of guy who'd text you with that eggplant emoji, non-ironically. And it kinda hurts my mind to think that this is attractive to some. There's surely plenty of fish in the sea for you to fall in love with that crap instead. [Not to mention all of the issues with abusive relationship and others, I guess that Elvis and the comment section have already talked a lot about it.] Unrelated (to my previous statement) note: the part where she falls from the boat, then he saves her and she 'falls in love' and they fuck is so fucking shallow. Like: "Hey audience, he might have done all of that bad shit, be a stalker, probably a sociopath, but he saved her! That's amazingly heroic and he surely wouldn't do that if he weren't the best person for her." It's a simple excuse that just doesn't feel right.

I hate this movie. I was "forced" to watch it in a sleepover with my friends at the time. The other four girls where so in love with the story and man. All the conversation was "how sexy! I'd love him as my boyfriend". I was confused. I did not and still don't find it "sexy". Someone kidnapping a girl after an obsession is not sexy. Also I'm Italian and I'm quite confused with the "I'm a mafia boss" thing. Why is it that romanticized?

After the "Are you lost baby girl?" I was expecting the Law & Order theme.

this movie dead ass sounds like an episode story

this movie is POLISH? As a polish person I feel insulted

At 11:48 I GOT A CADBURY NUTTIER BAR ADVERT- HELP-

This whole film just feels like a terribly written wattpadd fanfic

Most women who like this are middle aged women with husbands who either work too much so they're not around, or not around because they're most likely cheating on their wives. These women are literally cuddled up in blankets with glasses of 9$ wine crying and lusting over this movie wishing a man would just look at them. How do I know this? Because as a cashier that's all I see and hear about now....

I remember a while back some girls in my class where OBSESSED with this movie. They woud talk about how good it was and how 'hot' the characters where... :')

If I was forced to watch this movie I probably would have 50 shades of Aids after

The best actor in the movie in honestly Nicolas cage for the best censorship honestly

I can go on Wattpad right now and find at least 10 stories, written by some overly sexual 13yolds, with plots that are better put together than this movie💀

When Stephenie Meyer had a dream about a young girl falling in love with Frankenstein's monster, and decided to write a book about it... She did not know what she was creating. This, this is Twilight's legacy. This is her real creation. Her Frankenstein's monster.

People get cancelled for a level 2 joke these days while this film is literally a glorification of rape