SWIPED - An Impossibly Bad Teen Movie 

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this is an ez sub from me

holy shit you right

oh my ...

Just the look, nothing funny came out of his mouth.

True

Skinny, unfunny idubbbz.

So much nope

N O P E

N! to the O! to the nope n o p e N O P E

FBI OPEN UP

Yes

Love it, wholesome comment, makes me think of George from the jungle or whatever it was called

I thought of meat packaging industry when you said jungle I would be legitimately surprised if someone actually knew what I'm referring to.

@@Kaiser-jo3uj I do not know that you are talking about

@@Kaiser-jo3uj I mean, that’s a pretty common book to be taught about since it changed so many things regarding the industry

@ᒪITTᒪᗴ ᖴᖇᗴᗪ ᗷᒍÖᖇᑎᗩ curious george

luzie72 This movie is "Amigos 2."

Also the movie looks like it was made for tv

@@aniketpatil793 well,it's for netflix so

Lele pons could probably make a more interesting movie

the anonymous lad yeah the addition of another language would make this more interesting. You know, the only thing she could possibly add

Who?

@the sniper of Stalingrad Who's Joe?

@@tyrkun1624 you absolute fool, you cretan, you fucking moron, you've fallen for his trap and will now suffer consequences

@@tyrkun1624 Joe mama

@@Oyasumi05 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YES! Teachers used to do that to me, even in primary school. (I was good at French, which is the second language here, but passable at everything else, and the French teacher was always like "Alright, you, come show them how it's done") I'm now a high school teacher and I usually ask students, privately, if they want to come up and show their work. Many jump at the occasions, but others prefer to turn in their work and sit back, and that's fine too. Cheers!

@@SalahEddineH awww

Yeah but it comes off just the opposite! Razzie Awards on High Alert.

HE SHOULD REVIEW CRAWL

I had a teacher do that too me once. I literally just said “no thank you” until she gave up. That could’ve been bad in hindsight

Retail employee here, I am with you 😔

Well, there is a reason, you work in retail. Is it a good reason? No. Does it make sense at all? No lmao. People just disrespect retail workers a lot

267622 oh true except for the fact people need to eat I think you forgot about that

Lonely Homie Hey, I’m not agreeing with these people. I’m just saying the reason they’re mean is because they view retail workers as somebody they can be mean to.

@@ashikjaman1940 faaaacts. I worked at Wal-Mart when I was 18 and a man was yelling at me, throwing a fit cus HIS card was declined. Like Bro wtf. I started crying from the stress of the situation and he had the audacity to call me a baby and start baby talking me. People can be so mean if you work to check their items out

Pedophiles and serial killers will abuse the hell out of it.

Shanique Murasaki exactly

@@tsungimangwiro2466 what no no way this could happen this is literally impossible they will have a line in user agreement that says no crime pls lolol

Yea this would be a horrible app in real life

They obviously wasn't thinking when they made this movie

Same

It’s sad. Women meet guys who fit that stereotype, and assume all guys are like that and then give up.

@@dianevanderlinden3480 no they don't

​@@ursidae97 are you trying to imply that there isn't guys like this ? The rise of Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson would say otherwise

@@SergyMilitaryRankings I'm definitely not saying that. I'm saying not all women do what diane says they do.

It almost feels like they got "convin$ed" to watch this movie for some reason. I would imagine views of it have gone through the roof after these reviews.

@@keeleon if they got paid, that would have to be disclosed to the viewer, us. Danny, drew, and Elvis did not say anything about being paid. However, I do believe this will give the movie more views, though I don't know how much that actually helps them.

Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden?

This is my third time watching a review today

tph_dragon same haha

Well yeah he's the obvious choice

SoCiOpAtH

You know. On an unrelated note.

Cyber bully!

he’s a good example of someone with every disability in the world

Jailbait

Are you sole sort of Bambi obsessed Furry? Or am I reading way too much into your profile pic(which is totally plausible lol, I'm really not accusing you, the picture is just unsettling and I can't tell if it's just me or not) Considering the internet these days....

@@mutt9779 I do engage in the furry community occasionally, but I mostly just like the image. It's called fab bitch.png on my computer lmao

Then dont have anxiety then

@@genjishimada5592 just don't get depressed

@@usagibnuuy2070 exactly

And then one for people who are new in town!

And then he'll make one that actually makes a difference! ... I guess?

"An app for constipation"

“An app for organ donors”

@@signiko7095 that was a nice unintentional reference, why did you have to edit it

Netflix : watch this noah centineo movie Everyone : no

fr tho

@#1 ratbag What does the mean?

Who

It’s true even Cody Ko’s girlfriend Kelsey did a madlibs with him of Noah Centineo’s tweets this week. I had literally never heard his name before

Yeah, my friend was doing that and I see other people doing the same on the sidewalks. I think it's a bad habit, how do you focus and what you read without bumping into stuff on the way? I personally find it very uncomfortable and distracting to walk while I read anyway.

I have to walk places 2h a day, so yeah... It's how I pass the time 😄 Also, I'll add I'm puddle- and pile-free for over a decade 😁 Best peripheral vision practice.

Back in elementary school I'd read and walk everyday while going home, except for crossing the streets of course.

Used to do it all the time lol

The other day I ran into a stop sign while I was walking and reading at the same time. Do not recommend, but will definitely happen again.

Ironically the woman that wrote this shit is actually a lawyer

It's hilarious how specific this is but its even funnier how much it makes sense

Unfortunately it's written by a woman who attacks 17 year old girls and gets their videos on it removed.

99% Unicorn+ How old is she? Someone said she was 60, if so, that explains everything

99% Unicorn+ Also Who was the girl she attacked? What’s her channel name?

I laughed really hard after i read your comment and realized this actually is the character 😂

@@thoryon7767 thx, lol... the character isn't self aware either... 😏

**actual laugh**

I mean you use your phone on the street, it's pretty much the same imo. :)

@Jaiden Rocha its a pretty common spanish decent name here in mt country, i know like 20 ppl with that last name here just in my city

I assume he's an ex for a reason then... 😂

Someone actually enjoyed this movie??

No actual way he enjoyed this steaming pile 😂

"My ex" Yeah good call

Is that why they're your ex

i was looking for this comment

@@leonardofusaro6029 Same!

@Sham Ram the guy who gets mad that a girl wants to know his last name, hes also the dude on the thumbnail of this video

I know, nerk! Its so weird nerk! Why does everybody say nothing after they are talking to someone, nerk! What if someone else thinks they are talking to them, then they get embarrased, nerk!

@@PlagusTheImposter underrated comment, plagus!

Nerk Durgen thanks, nerk! Nice meeting you, nerk, whats your name? Oh wait, ahahhahaahhaahahahaha, nerk Please save me they trapped me in their basement

Nerk Durgen I do it tbh

Yeah, Nerk. Tell him Nerk.

Tall girl: hello there

Tall Girl: You think your life is hard?

The kissing booth was not bad ! It’s actually really romantic and I love it .

@@1945joshuaruiz If you think a creepily possessive dude with wild anger issues who threatens and attacks people when they don't do what he wants (including the girl he's dating) pairing up with a quirky brunette who's lying to her friend about the relationship is romantic then I mean..................okay........

Pleasecommitnoairinlungs Andchokeonapeach Lmao except with like 100% less bloodily and gore-ry

that's not true. unless you are speaking from the perspective of a female, in that case.. i wouldn't know because i have used tinder as a straight male. but i think it varies alot depending on region and country. in my local area (norway) i barely see anyone who claim they are using it for hookups.. i changed my location to LA and suddenly 90% of the profiles were just horny people, girls in bikinis and ass pictures. and then on the complete opposite side of the spectrum, i changed my location to what i believe was South Korea and i literally couldn't find one girl with a full selfie of her face. either they were selfies with faces covered up by facemasks or just random pictures of food. the cultural differences of Tinder are hilarious.

Irene Rudnyk you’re a super talented photographer btw!

It's cool that you're from Calgary. but do you take photos there? Are there actually enough interesting things to take a photo of? Only asking because I lived there and that didn't seem like the case

Woot

That is cool I always respect local talent

Thanks for this

Some, phones are very important when trying to get out bad situations. Like for job interviews.

I've seen homeless people with Facebook profiles and merch stores, having phones is pretty believable.

Some of them, no doubt. The real problem is that when it comes to rough sleepers accessing shelters, finding them isn't really the biggest issue in the way. But as the video outlined, the writer wasn't very bright.

Romina Constenla hell yeah. obama phones

Yes. It depends on the kind, if you were forced into homelessness it may be different but many vagabonds and hobos have phones. They tend to only use it when there’s WiFi to cut costs, it can be like as low as $30 a month.

I’m pretty sure there are parks with bigger ledges to jump off than that

Some homeless people may have phones. People may be kicked out for not being able to pay rent. Doesn't mean they immediately lose their property.

David GN40 Unless you stay in front of a place with free WiFi, you wouldn’t be using your phone often when you don’t have money.

@@Slippy-Toad-Love there are many places that provide free wifi even when you're outside, such as libraries.

@@davidgn40 exactly

@@davidgn40 "UMmMm ACKTCHUALLY" *pushes glasses up*

don’t forget stis

@@blueslug9084 Nigga what

@@blueslug9084 I thoroughly envy you.

@@blueslug9084 uh... congratulations?

@@fredthefinger7626 That's considerably more normal.

Or Beaker from the Muppets

@@cm9231 I just remembered that dude because of this comment

@@commandercat10 you're welcome lol

@@cm9231 man that was a fast reply

@@commandercat10 thanks, I often disappoint my girlfriend with how fast I am

Drelvy Goodzalien 👍

Danelvrew Gondenlien 👍👍

👍👍👍

Wym trinity two of those dudes are the same person nice try

where does Curtis fit?

If it wasn't for that, nobody would even know it exists. They took down the RU-vid channel, they took down the Twitter account, Swiped isn't promoted (at least for me) on Netflix, and it's Wikipedia page is less than ten sentences and a cast list (Probably taken from IMDB, and likely to be amended with this new information)

Good old fashioned Streisand effect

Where can I find this?

Please help me find this I need need NEED To see it.

Sanic Is disappointed in you ahhhhhh such wonderful schaudenfraude. Thank you, friend.

Lool it's like the only place that exists is the college...

11:39 dude, how can you not acknowledge that? 😂

Man thats sad I also wish that it was a Swiper backstory

His tragic fall from grace and further descent into a life of petty crime.

Tiny Cervid that actually sounds like something I’d watch

Swiper no swiping

It has the quality of one

Don't put them that low... they weren't THAT bad..

It’s got a Disney channel actor so

Yeah, except it’s worse in every other way

Disney channel movies may be cheesy but they aren't this bad

Motivational lizard 🥺

you see sand at the beach all I see are small rocks

@@IBagel2 lol

@Nater K Wasn’t this a indie film, since you can rent it on Prime Video and RU-vid?

Not to sound pretentious but lots of homeless people do have smartphones. It's considered an essential thing since it can be used for a myriad of things and plenty of places offer free WiFi. Plus you can get them cheap depending on where you shop, if they're secondhand, if you had one before you were homeless etc.

@@ButterflyScarlet Some places in the world even supply homeless people with credit card readers so they can easily get more money from people since in 2020 so few of us ever carry cash. I havent touched cash for probabbly the last 5 years of my life easy. I hate change and CC are so much easier.

Some homeless people have phones. Some homeless people have jobs. Actually an app like this would be great since people like you assume that all homeless people are the stereotype, and would have no use for an app.

I mean, smart phones can be cheap at pharmacy's and corner stores. Most people could become homeless even when having a job or steady income. You could lose your house or get kicked out by your parents. Or be a drifter travelling.

you can buy a touchscreen from dollar general for 20 bucks... i mean its gonna have 8gigs max but...

Hes not a fucking good actor overhype actually

@@demarr5811 english please

Wait till you see bird epidemic

Ryan Crafar that movie is a masterpiece in its own shitty way

@@braindead1168 its a masterpiece it have a sequel. Imagine....

Ngl Everytime I've been in homeless shelters or near homeless people, they always have smart phones without a fucking doubt

@@rainygamedays5873 probably government phones

smart phones are pretty helpful in this day in age, doubt it’s iPhone X tho hahah

@@lilliansharpe4975 unless somehow through some ways they got one lol

Most homeless folks are people who got kicked out or lost their homes so it's likely they'd have a cheap phone. Rough sleepers are a little bit different tho.

But it’s usually for gay people

@@TheCuteVamp “usually”

The prophecy was true all along

Even more proof that Netflix will literally buy ANYTHING

I read while i walk too! This month i only fell like 5 times

I actually did that as a kid...wouldn't recommend, you don't make very many friends, except other weird needs...also you walk into a stop sign every once in awhile.

Haha I really was out there being that girl just that I grew out of it thank god

I actually tried that once when I was a kid. I got a lot of weird looks, walked into a lot of people and never tried it again.

I knew someone who did exactly that

"As if" you know for sure they didn't even consider that lol

"I need my c o d i n g s a n c t u a r y"

@@nate6360 That made me lol. I know a few coders and none of them would care, nor would they be upset if their roommate asked them "Hey could you go to the library so I can have someone over?"

@@nate6360 27 year old gamers when they get kicked out of their parents basement

Why would gamers need a fucking coding sanctuary tho?

Maybe it's really about #metoo and Hollywood. The way all those chicks who knew what they were doing were suddenly complaining that they're being exploited...

So fricking true

This movie's plot does a bad job of showing it but it deals with the toxic culture that many women are faced with; some men, who through long standing images and ideals about women have a very toxic, pornographic imagination of women, and young women, which the female characters in this movie are just barely adults, who many times find themselves in dilemmas with relationships and sex; they're exposed to 2 very different ways they should be; the sexy, sex object who many guys are attracted to and the type of women that's pure, type of girl you would marry, not slutty. My problem is that both types are very extreme one way or the other and young women may hear praise and how sexy they are from one side and critisism and that they're a slut from the other,and the sexy, attractive girl is straight from the pornorgraphic imagination that has been displayed numerous times in movies, music video, ads,etc this imagination is extremely sexist. The problem is not what men or women are or aren't doing sexually, it's the ideas being fed to them, the type of culture those ideas and images create and their effect on young women and men.

U got all that from a youtube video and some women actually like to have anonymous sex they find it empowering and I like to talk to women and I'm semi sexual

5P4C3 - M4N I’m not agreeing with the stereotypes. I’m saying his movie shouldn’t reinforce them so bad.

Same.

Same

I've seen it and now I regret my life choices..(same)

same

Same here

Oh the resignation in that line...

Max Graff bruh

Now I can't unsee this 6:16

That’s such a weird comment but now I cannot unsee this

Yikes! I didn't see it until you pointed it out. It is creeping me out now

i was literally thinking it 😂😂😂😂

*we are

Dammit! I was going to make that joke

Your username........ Ok then.....

Ill be there to c it happen

Now that's a reason to raid area 51

The first thing you should get a homeless person is a cellphone! It's even more important. That's the only way they can get and keep a job. The only way they can get access to resources, since they likely don't have a computer, they need to have a way to be contacted. You can go get a burner phone for $15 and then you just buy minutes and add them, like TracPhone, etc. In America at least, they sell them everywhere. It's actually very convenient. They now even sell smartphones with touch screens. What do you think happens to cellphones when people lose their homes lol. The only reason they would is just by not having the money for that, and uhhh, rent is waaaay more expensive. That's my rant lol sorry. I'm not trying to be shitty, just taking advantage so I can go on about how it's just very important we get homeless people easy TracPhones with some minutes, so they can keep in contact with their support network and help grow it. They're likely on probation too. 😒 Also important that people don't forget the insane cost of keeping a home. And if people think if they can afford a phone, then they can afford a home...

The ajority of homeless pls have phones in my country, the majority is homeless bychoice

@@sorryifoldcomment8596 at least in the state I grew up (Florida) the majority of homeless people had cellphones and were homeless by choice. Despite being illegal in a lot of areas begging for cash can make you more than most decent paying jobs and they dont have to pay income or property tax

They're homeless not phoneless.

I mean... maybe that's why dude is in college and not listed in Forbes as 20 under 20 billionaires article. Because it was an app without a userbase lol

Spaghetti Souls yes same I had to check when this was made

I had a chemistry teacher who had a class that didn’t do their science projects that was a big chunk of their grade and a lot of them were already pretty mediocre in the class. So they thought that if none of them did the project then he couldn’t fail all of them but he did. 🤣

😂😆

What if Elvis the Alien is moving out of 51 before it gets raided?

I wanna like this comment but its at 666 so ill leave it be

Netflix didn't make this movie.

The film wasn’t made by Netflix, but I assume it only made to the platform bc of Noah

cww1976 It sure feels like Netflix made it.

Because he's a cute racially ambiguous boy for all the teen girls to oogle at- netflix executive probably

Aiber Lane It's probably cause girls are obsessed with him cause he's eye candy and it takes away from the bad acting of the Rey's of the cast, cause I have to say him, Leigh Alan baker and the CS teacher were the only ones with remotely good acting skills, and that's cause they're veterans in the acting scene

FBI OPEN UP

I still can't believe that made it in!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO AGE RESTRICTIONS?? NO. YOU NEED THOSE. 18 AND OLDER,NOBODY ELSE.

If "no age restrictions" they didn't even need to care about competition with other apps... they'll be taken down real fast by the law, or the polemic that would come out of it will end u being investigated and well be taken out lol

@@sorryifoldcomment8596 you're right. I believe the writer included that line to hammer home how "careless" and "bad" those boy's attitude was, and how bad the app was. (The creator was on one hell of a high horse, thinking she was making some groundbreaking point about hookup culture and standing up for women, instead she made women look like they have no agency and can't just NOT use an app they don't like)

That's exactly what I was thinking. Wow this movie is stupid.

There was one app that led homeless people to free donated food crates or food banks and instead a lot of college students used the apps to get to them

some people who were kicked out of their homes by parents could really use that app. Those people would likely have phones.

Those in California do

Most of the homeless people I know have cell phones. You can get a cheap android for $20 and service through a budget provider like Mint Mobile for less than $20 per month. That's a hell of a lot cheaper than the $1,200+ per month a studio appartment costs in my area.

same!

Yeah dude I was cool with his reupload but after watching this second reupload, I'm starting to wonder if he's just trying to get more views...

Danny Gonzalas*

Same. Tf

Chris T who?

i saved all my time and energy from them so im thankful for that. 😊

Wait til our dear sweet Elvis finds out about the grinder app... You might get another episode.... (especially about the 11min. through 12min. marks- dear sweet innocent Elvis may redo) lol

Ikr I kinda want to see them all in one video tbh

Mia Lia I can hear this comment

Dorm*

[DISTORTED BABY I'M YOURS BY BREAKBOT]

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Every pedo's favorite app!

I noticed that too!!

her career really went downhill lmao

It is indeed, I actually had to make sure also.

I wonder if she swallows

Eli101Gamer bro what happened to Amy 😭😭😭

same

That sounds like death lmao

Now THAT would be impressive

That sounds like a way more interesting movie.

God I wish

That's exactly what I thought. Nobody has seen 3rd Rock from the Sun?

Elvis did briefly talk about it though, towards the end of the video: you know, the lighting, framing, bad shots, picture going in and out of focus, overly loud music etc.

Yeah it's the most basic shit ever. A person one is here, person two is in front of them and they have like 5 shots. Medium and close up of the two people and a wide shot showing both. We learned this shit on our first week of art school. 😂 All our teachers told us to never use only those shots. If the image is always still and showing only people, the viewer gets bored. It's like an interview, not entertainment.

it's not on birdemic level... it's worse than that god awful masterpiece

Girls according to love app stats only swipe right 5%-7% of the guys. So good luck finding a horny girl for all those short and ugly guys. XD

@@fabiomoreira1506 What does height have to do with anything? Lol

@@Irraptured a lot of girls want a tall guy. Short guys are invisible to them...

@@fabiomoreira1506 Really? Sounds like girls that aren't worth having around. I'm 5'8 and haven't had that kind of problem. What kind of girls are you going for? lol

@@Irraptured people who are rejected because of height should realize those aren't the kind of girls you want anyway lmao

Ain't that boutta bitch

That's sad

Y

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@Kreftin Zoggy Dazzan how could this have happened!

Uhh, grindr has been around for years.

Fereal

Christopher Gardiner-Klazinga his face??

Are you you talking about Elvis or the protagonist?

@@clubnubdub9079 the main character. Pause on 2:13

Oh thank goodness

💀

Ze Hermanator big mood

Contracting STDs?

NOOOOOOO

crab

Damn, that turns me on.