4 Jokes That Will Make You The Most Liked Person In The Group 

"I" and "they"...

Now thats funny...ty

Me trying to be funny:

You: "Chimney, DAAAAHHH"

Ah, too many times. Very relatable comment!

At ALL.

@piriquito esquisito Many people who worked with her said she was very rude and there was a very toxic environment.

I was literally about to comment on that.

Maybe that was the joke. 🤔😎

@@matheus10b thats why shes the most likeable... "on television"

lets be like suga...wo don't give a sh''''''''t.....about anything...and still looks damn cool

Like me (Heh)

The key thing is self deprecating while being clearly confident

Shane dawson

@@legionmaniac-9202 lol

DJ Krajex lol same

well she's a capitalist profiting from the system, what else can we expect

@@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 Yeah, enlightened anti-capitalists like Stalin, Fidel, etc., have historically treated people much better. I understand like in the Gulag was like a stay in Sandals.

Aged like milk

lmao

OktoPhlo LMFAO

Some guy said the same thing to me at my school in the hallway 😔

OktoPhlo why were you in the girls bathroom no wonder?!

I'm sorry.

LeavingWarren perfect for me lol C

that was i subscribed ya idiot, you were like me yesterday. more smart tho

did i do good ?

oh crap the humans are onto us.. 👽

LeavingWarren Gosh dangit, they found out about us

Thank you

Thank you dr

Hey bud. I came here for these comments

My thoughts exactly

I wish he would analyze realistic social situations. Life isn't a talkshow.

I think it's a decent testament to the video's content. She's evil but people liked her so long because she employed these techniques

Buddy. This video wasn't made to show how good of a person Ellen is. The video was made to use tactics that Ellen uses to seem more charismatic in front of her guests.

fuck you thats not true about us at all

yeh you gotta practice what you preach at the very least.

Agreed

That's very true

exactly!

Josh Maul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

How many times have you stolen that joke

I had to read this joke three times before I got it.

Josh Maul Copied

Stop copying people's jokes.

I don't think you were listening lol #5 is what you shouldn't do

@@edengallagher1044That's why its last you freaking wonderful person you😋

Eden Gallagher no he said to do it sparingly and carefully but they can be ok lol

You have to be strong enough to withstand that. I'm a restaurant manager and I use it to put employees at ease. But you are right it an backfire. I used it once and a coworker told me I need to stop putting myself down. She didn't get that it was humor or why I use it. People in authority can usually get away with it successfully. A homeless person or jail inmate probably should not try it.

Wait... an increase in low self esteem? Surely there could be a better way to say that.

@@senza4591 😹😹good point

No it doesn't. Its normally people with high self esteem or people who are comfortable with themselves that are able to pull that off

@@jeaniemashup1016 I agree

Hi sir

The fuck are you doing here? Love your stuff.

Everybody should do and be the exact same thing. All women should have long hair and all men should have muscles. If that doesn't happen, they are lesser people and should be made fun of and also some of their human rights should be revoked. Appearance is everything, let's all judge each other based on how we look, the world will improve ten fold. People who look different should hate themselves and feel bad. Women with short hair and masculine clothes hold no human value whatsoever and also let's all assume they don't have feelings. Men who are feminine don't deserve to live. Yeah, no. Have some empathy and realise not everyone is the same as you.

+Jonah Ankin Savage.

go VEGAN! LOL

Yup that's right. Mostly all the jokes I do are self deprecating and I apparently don't give out good vibes to people. I plan on changing that...

its true

Yes. You don't want to over do it. But the odd piece of self-deprecation here and there can be socially useful. In a position of power it can be useful to get people to like you, but you don't want to overdo it, otherwise they will end up not respecting you.

@@zaxlorax7605 there is a line, albeit a thin one, between being selfdeprecating and taking the role of the victim And nobody likes someone who victimizes (did i write that right?) all the time

It really depends on how it is done: a slight jab at a bad habit you have will make most people laugh, especially if you have a broad grin to support it. On the other hand, frequent jokes about health and personal issues with no sign of happiness would seem like you are being down on yourself.

@Jay L aot

As a negative example?

I'd actually love to see how COC would do a Michael Scott vid

@@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 positive ofcourse bruh

agreed, some types of people will see it as a weakness and capitalise on it, honestly the only way back out of that situation is to roast the shit out of the people who would capitalise on it imo.

SinPunisher true

SinPunisher well that would explain a lot lmao

SinPunisher yep

+mister crumpet Thanks, Needed that. Use self-deprecating jokes all the time. Usually about my weight... Followed by some innuendo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's because the tone of the video comes across as 'Let me tell you how to be less unlikable.' I got the same vibe from it. :-/

Top dirty jokes

Same.

Amir Graham we are

Lol

That's metal 🤘

You can at least attract metalheads

Am I the only person who died laughing at this?............awkward

@@CroatanWolf44 ye u creep😑🇺🇲

Hey, tell me a joke.

No one appreciates a pediatrician with a sense of humor anymore. Too bad your'e not a mortician.

😂

he actually mentions that trick in one of his videos so suppose it works

it's called marketing strategy. try to spend 1 hour of the time you waste on youtube to attend a marketing class.

pete, i really dont want to dissapoint you , i know thats a simple marketing strategy. He is promoting his products with his yt videos. But i just find the way he always makes these smooth transisitions extremly creativ and commented on that. But thanks for trying to give me some advice.

Yes, that was so obvious. But Ellen is the bomb.

at least you think you're funny 😅😂

lol

That comment is a very not-dicky joke.

It looks like someone paid attention to the video ;)

that's why you ain't got no friends

This channel is a joke

Fitting profile picture

You don't have to fuck everybody. Or did you mean something else.

I have done it.It is not working with everyone. Some guys started to laugh at me, and I felt depressed

Depression is high quality fuel for the proper comic. You can't laugh at yourself if you haven't fully grasped that you're a little shit frying so well in the sun that you'll start a fire that seals your reputation of dangerously dry humor. :)

Yes and no, i used to know a guy who had a high position in an oil company, this guys was very powerful, yet he was always making jokes like ellens' and acting like a friend, he was very respected and likable So u have to first get rid of insecurity, and do the jokes from a position of power or at least equality with the other person. Keep a balance as when and where to crack the jokes so u keep being taken seriously, and don't insult anyone with ur jokes

so then the joke is offensive because it offends you but then in that case it stops offending you because it isn't offending anyone but then it offends you ... sir, you have created a paradox

+Muhammad Muhdhar vat da fuck does that mean

No, that's what prejudice is for. Once a joke is offensive, prejudice kicks in and keeps it that way no matter what. Paradox solved! :) ...kinda.

it actually starts offending me when nobody is offended. you got something wrong there. when a non offensive joke is told i am just the only one offended. thats how it is. and when most, or better, all people are offended its when i get my satisfaction. i nourish my soul from butthurt offended people.

Ohhh, so it's more about the general reaction than the joke itself... the joke is a doorway to what you really want, and you can therefore label each joke as a good door or a bad door... Interesting.

Start hanging out with racists, they may like your jokes. Hope that helped.

No, they wouldn't because it would be a joke. And they wouldn't like it if people were joking with their bullshit.

Bullard actually. that's something written would say

since you look/sound like a mexican let me tell you my experience with them :) Never gonn play Uno with mexicans cuz y'all steal all the green cards

Mo Hassi I'm Triggered.

She made him laugh so many times

Now : Ellen gets the golden buzzer!

nela De ......Hahahahhahhahah that's right .

I was like wow he actually laughs 👀😱😳

Sem 😂

Mιss Crαzy ya your comment is correct as I already hate you unironically

The worst thing about self-deprecated homour is when you joke about everyone hating you and everyone agrees with the joke...

Wut ??

Glad you found it useful.

Toby Zero lmaooooooo

Mary Goldwel So you're saying bronies aren't cringe, but they play with it? I'll take it.

I'm hoping you're just a child as you have a my little pony avatar, i'd be surprised though if a child was studying human psychology. If not then I recommend you change your avatar to something nicer, take a lesson from mine.

Toby Zero 😑😑😑

Happy Glimore yessssss... CUT ME DEEP

Wow, 4 "didn't age well" comments in a row! I thought there's something with my eyes lol.

Corylus Bluefox absolutely correct!

Recipes.Math.Fun.Challenges hh

Truth really? That's soo stupid that you think that she just wears more masculine clothes, that doesn't mean she wants to be a man.

Truth being a lesbian doesn't mean you want to be a man get a dictionary there's a difference

And there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian.

Vegetsu101 ok that was a very good one

Vegetsu101 ĺ0

Vegetsu101 lmao, awesome joke!

Vegetsu101 haha

Vegetsu101 I don't believe it. I already like you. 😂

and by saying that you made me laugh (and proved the self-depreciating point)

same, they always make somebody cry, and that somebody's me

Ayanna De la Rosa Oh crybaby😂😂

Well this comment made me laugh. 5 points!!

Lol of happiness

Eduardo Pereira feelings and emotions are not technically a science

Psychology is a philosophy of mindsets no 2 people think exactly alike due to their dominant hand way they were raised/how they grew up the way that their brain processes information and how they react to their surroundings.

Wjimenez923 Actually when people do studies on other peoples emotions it is a science

this is WAYYY to fucking true... i studied Quantum Physics and i do agree this is because this is Psychology, it is supposed to be hard cause all the different variable of outcomes that depend on many different variables in that human's life.

No, not really. In Science, you learn by sitting in a classroom and take tests to determine your grasp of the subject. So I have to ask, how many people "major" in being funny. That is, sit in a classroom, learn the mechanics behind being funny, and then take tests to determine your grasp of the subject? I don't think there's a community college anywhere that offers a course like that!

~ Glad you're loving it!

😂😂😂

OOF 100

I don’t know why but most of the time I hear a self deprecating joke I usually cringe because there done so badly

You forgot the part where it has to be funny tho

Open with that.! ^

Team schlansky

Hahaha

very inportant.

Jo Jo there's a difference between self-depreciation & making jokes about others (Leno, Fallon, & all other nighttime talk show hosts do this in their monologues). I believe you may be confused regarding the definition of self-depreciating? It is "the act of reprimanding oneself by belittling, undervaluing, or disparaging oneself, or being excessively modest. It can be used in humor and tension release." Those who have watched Conan O'Brien know he constantly made, & to this day, makes fun of himself. He's the best at it & the funniest.

Jo Jo What happened between Leno & O'Brien, being "mean", & any other sidebar you bring up is irrelevant to my original comment regarding self-depreciation. I stated my opinion: O'Brien is funnier than Degeneres at self-deprecation. Once again, to self-depreciate is to make fun of oneself. It has nothing to do with making fun of others. I don't know why you keep reverting to your "he's mean"; so that negates his ability to make fun of himself argument; the two styles are not mutually exclusive. Lastly, it has nothing to do with my original comment. I never wrote that O'Brien is the nicest host; so that's why I provided you with the definition to the specific term of self-depreciation. I did not explain comedy to you. Have a great day :)

try to relate more to other people, it's true that everybody is different, but that has a limit, we're all humans so in A LOT of things we're all the same. Would you judge yourself for what you think others might judge you? That's how i got better at it.

i think he already had one about that. the video about shyness

Stephen Colbert would be the perfect subject for a video about overcoming embarrassment.

I have that fear too, I hesitate sometimes. Something that helped me is this question. How will the thing that happened affect my life in 1 year from now? The answer is always the same - whatever happened - It doesn't matter

The key is to never judge yourself or others. Neither good nor bad.

Wow, 4 "didn't age well" comments in a row! I thought there's something with my eyes lol.

Thanks! Glad you like it

Charisma on Command thanks for making this going to new school could possibly use this hopefully I don't forget this while I sleep it's like 12:43 I'm only 10 😂😂😂 so how has your day been

Waris Shojaee cringe

Waris Shojaee cringe

kkk How is that cringe? You obviously don't know the definition of cringe is

they'll probably ask me if I'm ok

ordan hahaha...that was a good one

ordan depends on the type of your friends

go to school

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@@legionmaniac-9202 Oof no likes

@@p.atrick. I've never seen Kimmel smacking desk, Fallon does it all the time during fake laughs

Lisa Nguyen step 2: don't not be Ellen.

Step 3: Become a chicken

Step 4: Only follow step 1.

Step 5: Keep using drugs

Step 7. People who are clicking on view replies will see 8 replies but only 7 steps._.

hhahahahah is that a true story xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

JustJason poor fellow.but u made everyone laugh before getting out of the class..

Sometimes you gotta take the chance

It is the one that has a loser based on that reaction.

Lucky this was not an Asian school!

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Elijah Brown lmaooo me too at the same point in time

@@Ramya-ej1sg I'm still smiling now, crazy

yes, your right. She is really good funny and kind.

Elijah…. I gotta catch you up on some things.

Appreciate that!

You need to impRove Like I'm not one to say but get their attention amd make a seLf depRecating joKe or teLL a Funny stoRy that is Somehow LinKed

Totally Trolltalitarian Tankie Memes I find them perfect

Totally Trolltalitarian Tankie Memes Well unless you have a dark sense of humor like me, they aren't good

Totally Trolltalitarian Tankie Memes I hate babies. I constantly think about harming and killing them.

Alex Garza Bad day?

Radhika Bhagwat I don't love anyone

They probably don't understand you, because of your bad grammar. I can't say I can relate to that.

FilthyOtaku sorry i m serbian

It was a joke. Sorry if I offended you. :)

FilthyOtaku it s ok ahahahaha now i dont get a joke

shots haha

She doesnt have a crush on him though lol

Ellen is a Lesbian....

i know i do.

Fuck I think I have a crush on Ellen

I don’t get why people like Ellen and Malala. She is not at all funny, fake and looks like a witch. 😑 👎🏼

It's a bird! It's a plane! Its... oh shit it is a plane!

good for you fella

Mo Hassi whatever it is, its going straight for the WTC

Sanjeev KCK wow due 9/11 jokes are PLANE terrible

You should learn to make jokes. Any joke should start with "a guy walks into a bar....."

Fake it until you make it. People watching this can learn how to become more likable. Really worth faking, as most shit posted on this channel.

That is so hard to read without any "."...

Yeah, I worked for a woman who was dragon lady one, then brilliant the other. Her establishment is wildly successful and renowned in the region for its industry. She had a department manager who emulated all her dragon examples but he lacked brilliance. He was merely a douche copying someone who did things naturally.

He said nothing about copying her, all that was talked about was a few loose guidlines that the vast majority of people can follow.

chooseaname30 agreeing with you on all these things except the "becoming more likeable" and "improving your humor" parts

I mean, if your genuine you is unlikable then if you're being genuine, no one is going to like you. If your genuine you cares enough to make "fake" jokes continuously and is "fake" lovable all the time, people are going to like you. And guess what? If you're making a habit out of being a likable person, you are a likable person.

Ooooh such a special unique guy. Congrats to you for not beign a "fake" "joker" you`re not like the rest of ´em no siree. Because God forbid you actually would be interested in making other people laugh and have a good time with them. No one is like that! Certainly not you. You`re better. You read Nietszche and Camus. If your knee jerk reaction (emphasys on jerk) is to alienate others, it would actually be better for everyone that you would not be yourself. Everyone except for your entitlement that is.

No, not at all. When as a morose and grumpy adolescent someone told me : 'Its OK to be miserable and negative because its easy to be morose and miserable. Just remember no one is going to like, even less love you for it. YOU control YOU. These are YOUR moods that YOU chose to adopt. Stop being a victim of your age/hormones. There is a cheerful you in there and that's the one we love, can we have him back please?' Being cheerful and happy when you dont actually feel happy is absolutely NOT being hypocritical or lying. Its driving yourself to where you want to be. If you are in a negative mood and are letting everyone know then you have chosen to be a victim and decided to punish everyone else for your own laziness.

Exactly! Waste time & energy being fake or have fun being real with genuine people

But that's all in good fun, what he was talking about is kinda similar to bullying. When one person is being alienated.

u don't roast somebody you first met, especially a girl or somebody new to a group.

How do you know if he doesnt? I mean, look at his profile picture... XD

Yatsura2 me? im saying it as he shouldn't do it

Thanks so much :-)

It's a very good joke, Normal Guy, because the butt of it is #CoughingHillary.

stupidity is not a joke

Ding dong, normal guy in the house! Hey what are you other normal guys up to???

Add Mexican and muslim to make it complete.

+Gratowl That is what an offensive joke sounds like...

I respectfully disagree with only 55 percent of your statement.

Do they laugh? Because I wouldn't. Just a heads up.

I wish I got that heads up when I was younger and popular

My jokes werent harsh nor aimed at anything personal

exactly same for me

same my friend got the iphone 7 for no reason and i am not even allowed ANY iphone so when I was looking at it i said it's so pretty and she said thanks and i said i hate you so much and we laughed because it was a joke ahaha im hilarious. but not in the ellen way. in the way like i'm a trainwreck and you can't look away

So... People that text you first? I long for the day people would text me first.

You have to text first too sometimes before being texted at.

My problem is I don't see myself as much of a texter. I don't normally hold conversations over messages unless it's specifically for the purposes of meeting up. Guess that's an issue. I just don't really know what I'm supposed to talk to people about.

Vurtax Then you need to get a hobby or join a club and then talk to them about that. Talk about your day. Talk about your experiences. Talk about cheesy stuff occasionally too, don't shy away from showing them you're relatable. Also, show genuine interest in their lives.Ask them about their days and lives but don't be pushy. If they don't want to talk about something, then don't push the conversation. Crack a joke instead. Also, never show pity if they're telling you a problem. Compliment them instead. Tell them how strong they are for getting through shit. Nobody likes being looked down upon but everyone likes being praised because everyone puts genuine effort into getting by every day. You should also look at them in the eye when you talk. Nobody like talking to someone who's looking away from them. And you should never say "Sorry" in situations where you can say "Thanks" (e.g. :"Thanks for listening to me/being here with me." instead of "Sorry for talking for so long/dragging you here with me.") Everyone likes being appreciated but nobody likes being treated like some kind of charity when they're just trying to be friendly and getting to know you. What else, what else... Show them you're good at stuff but don't brag about being better than them. If they're interested in something you're good at, ask them to hang out and maybe teach them how it's done. If they do something genuinely impressive and interesting, start a conversation about them and get them to teach you. If you're at school or uni tell them to help you with class and do assignments together. What am I forgetting... Oh, complimenting people is nice but don't overdo it. Compliments should be rare and far in between days. Daily compliments are boring and feel fake. Eventually they'll feel hollow if you always make them and nobody will take you seriously or ask you for advice again. Be sure to give advice only when you know what you're talking about. Otherwise, offer support instead and tell them you're willing to help them find answers or just be there for them. I'm forgetting shit but, still, moving on... Find common ground and common interests but don't go overboard. Nobody likes to hang out with some half-assed copy of themselves. If you want to fit in, try being you instead of being like the person you want to hang out with. If the "you" isn't interesting enough, make it. If hanging out or trying to fit in with people feels way too forced, to the point where you're not even enjoying it anymore, look for new friends but don't forget people who talk to you. Remain friendly and maybe things will change once you show you're not some kind of lapdog, always there for them 24/7. People like to hang out with people who aren't obedient slaves. Oh, and you can refuse calls to go out too but never during the first 2 weeks of a friendship and never in quick succession. Be sure to be honest instead of making shitty excuses though. People will appreciate the relatable "I'm too tired/I'm hungover/I slept only 2 hours/I've been studying all day so I can't go out" over some asspull story that could never possibly happen. Oh, that's it. Hang out with people who you genuinely think would be fun to hang out with. Not everybody just for the sake of "being popular". I've been "popular" in middle and high school. It sucked. If my youtube name is any indication, I don't give a fuck what people think of me. I don't care about being popular and neither should you. 1 true friend is always better than 20 acquaintances. That's the jist of it. Knock yourself out, prom king.

♞ Go Fuck Yourself ♞ Just saved this all to a notepad file. Thanks, I'll be sure to try and put this into practice. Thing is I do have hobbies, probably too many of them at this point. Probably why it never feels like i get enough done because I can only make such little progress on any of them.

jk i always feel dumb

brendon makes those high heels work i LOVE your name bruh :D

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Benny's twenty øne Crybabies! At the Discø now that's a name

brendon makes those high heels work ur username is amazing😂😂

Welcome to the channel, you cute bunny you!

i think when you being silly too much people take advantage of you . don´t you think ?

thierry augustin it's not that you act silly all the time.

You are so analytical.

Fallon is very distasteful to many people. To me he seems like he forces everything. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.

Jimmy is so funny

Conan O'Brien is a class apart.

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manas pachauri Sorry, kinda out of context, but I was coming from BuzzFeedYellow...

thronecode Nice joke

thronecode me too (: my mother won't let me eat and it's 8 pm I didn't eat anything lmao I'm not joking

Midnight Darkness tell me how to contact her I will talk to her

Be kind, say hello, and mind your frikkin business anytime anywhere🇺🇲🇺🇲Murica'

You're my alien from area 51, why are you on yr?!

Plot twist: Ama B. is a human

Greetings Unit X23dd2 , this is Unit Zalpha563 reporting in. The key is to give them your gum.

This is beautiful